DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/09/2006    Duedate: 08/22/2006

MURSKA ARENA

DM-35    TURN-519

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OH OHLISH OMINAH
PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
(35-3912) [14-9-2,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OH OHLISH OMINAH               POSITION IS EMPTY
PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)        
(35-3912) [14-9-2,112]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CADAL COONTZ                   BELGO
CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)         CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
(35-3901) [15-25-0,75]         (35-3957) [2-6-0,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BEARS (253)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BEARS (253)             11
2. DIRT DEVILS (363)            8      DIRT DEVILS (363)
3. PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)      7      Unchartered Team
4. BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)         0
5. BASH BROS PETS (368)         0      STORMDANCERS (256)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DIRT DEVILS (363)         20   2  1 90.9   1- 4 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)      5  1 0
 2- 2*BASH BROS PETS (368)      12   3  1 80.0   2/ 7 THE BEARS (253)           4  2 0
 3- 3 VITAL BRAWL (332)         13   7  0 65.0   3- 3 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)     4  4 0
 4- 4 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)      78  50  7 60.9   4/ 1 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)    4 11 0
 5/ 5 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)   99  73  4 57.6   5- 2*BASH BROS PETS (368)      3  3 0
 6/ 6 THE BEARS (253)          372 279 26 57.1   6- 5 VITAL BRAWL (332)         2  0 0
 7- 7 FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)     79  64  6 55.2   7/ 6 DIRT DEVILS (363)         2  0 0
 8/ 8 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)   543 824 20 39.7   8/ 8 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)   2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in MURSKA since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Bein' on top is great 
while it lasts, CHILDREN OF LLYR.  But how many friends do you have now?  Up 'n down. 
Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  Well, THE 
BEARS' 2nd moved them up to 2-1-0 place.  What's with NOREASTER?  He actually beat 
CHILDREN OF LLYR's KAI, and walked away with 8 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at CHILDREN OF LLYR.  CADAL COONTZ lost 3 points to TAKE COVER.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe CADAL COONTZ will provide more easy wins...  Har har har! 
Did DIG DUG wimp out, or just get lazy?  Anyway, he's not Duelmaster anymore.  I can 
barely restrain my enthusiam for PHILANTHROPISTS 3's outstanding member, Duelmaster 
OH OHLISH OMINAH.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
BUSY, BUSYTOWN.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at PHILANTHROPISTS 3 ain't 
reelin'!  BUSY, BUSYTOWN's mad!  What do people see in OH OHLISH OMINAH?  His 14-9-2? 
PHILANTHROPISTS 3 ain't talkin', but he's got 112 points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OH OHLISH OMINAH 3912        14   9  2   112       PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIG DUG 3926                 22   9  1   113       FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
-DINGO DOG 3878               18   5  3   101       BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
 TAKE COVER 3870              15   4  3   101       THE BEARS (253)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-Q*BERT 3928                  19  11  4    87       FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
 KAI 3873                     19  29  0    86       CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
 CADAL COONTZ 3901            15  25  0    75       CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
 BALIN 3955                   10   1  0    73       CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
 FARON 3954                    8   3  0    72       CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
-GARTH THE SEAMITE 3748       15  10  1    69       PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAGE 3495                     6   1  0    61       VITAL BRAWL (332)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUNGLE KING 3930             13  17  0    56       FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
-MR. FIXIT 3905               11  20  0    53       BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
-HUNTERSTOCK 3667              5   4  0    53       VITAL BRAWL (332)
-TYPHOON 3895                  4   1  0    53       DIRT DEVILS (363)
-PITFALL HARRY 3927           10  17  0    49       FLIPPERS ARCADE (366)
-DESIGNER CLOTHES 3963         4   1  0    38       BASH BROS PETS (368)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SURGERY 3962                  3   2  1    32       BASH BROS PETS (368)
-NI 3945                       2   2  0    29       PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
-POOPED IN YARD 3959           5   0  0    24       BASH BROS PETS (368)
-TOURNEY SCUM 3943             4   0  0    24       BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE ONE 3965                  2   0  0    18       THE BEARS (253)
 BELGO 3957                    2   6  0    12       CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
INCOMING! 3964         1  1 0 THE BEARS 253         BLACK ORC 20          519 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Father Cat and the Dingo Dog again, same challenges, same results.  Don't you guys
get BORED? -- Cadal Coontz and Kai
P.S.  Yes, okay, we both teach well.  You could try returning the favor.

Pooped in the Yard -- And the same old mess from you. -- Belgo

Pitfall Harry -- Watch where you put your feet, man! -- Balin
P.S.  That dog's been in the yard again, after all.

Jungle King -- GOOD skills, thanks. -- Faron
P.S.  You may have noticed...this isn't a jungle.

10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces.  All present knew that there
could be no quarter.  The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed.  There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary.  Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
     AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
     The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights:  Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great

14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:

The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10,  11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106.  Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak.  You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INCOMING! was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OH OHLISH OMINAH devastated FARON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
TAKE COVER demolished CADAL COONTZ in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NOREASTER devastated KAI in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
BALIN savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 7 minute bloody competition.
BELGO lost to THE ONE in a 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   1 -  0      93  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   8 -  1      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  14 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         AIMED BLOW         2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 519 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OH OHLISH OMINAH 3912      14   9  2  112 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)
SLASHING ATTACK  TAKE COVER 3870            15   4  3  101 THE BEARS (253)
TOTAL PARRY      BALIN 3955                 10   1  0   73 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CADAL COONTZ 3901.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BELGO 3957.  The ten other most popular fighters were OH OHLISH OMINAH 3912, 
THE ONE 3965, FARON 3954, TAKE COVER 3870, INCOMING! 3964, CADAL COONTZ 3901, KAI 
3873, BALIN 3955,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BALIN 3955.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KAI 3873, CADAL COONTZ 3901, INCOMING! 3964, TAKE COVER 3870, FARON 
3954, THE ONE 3965, OH OHLISH OMINAH 3912, BELGO 3957,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

OH OHLISH OMINAH (35-3912) PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (347)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FATHER CAT (35-3875) BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
NOREASTER (35-3896) DIRT DEVILS (363)