DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/09/2008 Duedate: 01/22/2008
MURSKA ARENA
DM-35 TURN-556
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JANICE JOPLIN
DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
(35-3891) [7-0-1,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TOURNEY SCUM JANICE JOPLIN
BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
(35-3943) [31-8-0,113] (35-3891) [7-0-1,121]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BILDIS JANICE JOPLIN
CHILDREN OF LLYR (141) DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
(35-3978) [14-22-1,75] (35-3891) [7-0-1,121]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEAD MUSICIANS (362) 76
2. URBAN JUNGLE (259) 21 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
3. BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) -2 Unchartered Team
4. CHILDREN OF LLYR (141) -11
DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*DEAD MUSICIANS (362) 23 7 7 76.7 1/ 2*DEAD MUSICIANS (362) 13 1 4
2/ 2 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) 107 61 7 63.7 2/ 1 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141) 9 6 0
3/ 3 URBAN JUNGLE (259) 60 63 6 48.8 3/ 4 URBAN JUNGLE (259) 3 7 0
4/ 4 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141) 663 889 22 42.7 4/ 3 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Say good-bye to CHILDREN OF LLYR, as they are pushed from the coveted
top team spot by the DEAD MUSICIANS stable. Hey everybody, watch out for RANDY
RHODES, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing LUCY JORDAN like a melon.
Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the
sands. LUCY JORDAN was beat by RANDY RHODES and drops 3 points. Drawing on all of
hers experience as a 6-0-1 warrior, JANICE JOPLIN went for the Duelmastership against
TOURNEY SCUM this week. In front of all the crowds, JANICE JOPLIN took the
Duelmaster's crown for hers own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the MURSKA arena. Did you
hear that URBAN JUNGLE was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal
hygiene of URBAN JUNGLE's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny,
but catch DEAD MUSICIANS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at
running from URBAN JUNGLE. Well just about everybody wants a piece of DEIRDRE, who
was this week's most challenged warrior. Challenging down 23 points was MURSKAN
PATRIOT. Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.: The only way to
clean up' pins. Definition of petty: MURSKAN PATRIOT bested BILDIS, a mismatch of
23 points. In a mismatch, our friend THE BIG BOPPER of DEAD MUSICIANS got heroic
notions and challenged DEIRDRE. What did it get him? A 4-0-4 record, that's what.
I heard THE BIG BOPPER laughed all the way to the inn as his new point total of 56
was posted in the arena. I guess beating DEIRDRE really pays!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! It's not often when you see a 8-2-0 warrior like DEIRDRE
kick the bucket. I wonder if CHILDREN OF LLYR will recover from the blow. Carrion
Bird Frustration: DEIRDRE in platemail. Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the MURSKA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been
real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JANICE JOPLIN 3891 7 0 1 121 DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOURNEY SCUM 3943 31 8 0 113 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
MURSKAN PATRIOT 3412 14 6 0 104 URBAN JUNGLE (259)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRENDAN O'KAI 4030 12 3 0 84 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
BILDIS 3978 14 22 1 75 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
BRENNA 3995 17 10 0 68 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANGUS ARGUS 4032 8 0 0 62 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BIG BOPPER 3911 4 0 4 56 DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
RANDY RHODES 3888 3 0 0 48 DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
LUCY JORDAN 2669 7 18 0 43 URBAN JUNGLE (259)
MANDOLIN WIND 3489 5 2 2 43 URBAN JUNGLE (259)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUDDY HOLLY 3890 4 2 1 25 DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
JOHN LENNON 3956 3 0 1 25 DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FROSTBITE 4038 1 0 0 13 URBAN JUNGLE (259)
BELOW ZERO 4039 0 1 0 2 URBAN JUNGLE (259)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEIRDRE 4031 8 2 0 CHILDREN OF LLYR 141 THE BIG BOPPER 3911 556
PERSONAL ADS
Janice Joplin -- It seems unfair that you should drink and I should be the one with
the hangover, Bobby Mcgee. -- Bildis
M. Chardinee -- Teach me more! One skill is not enough. -- Drendan O'Kai
The Khalhums Dwarf is stingy with skills, too, AND he insists on winning the fight.
-- Brenna
Heck. At least the Fratsfa Slave is easy. -- Angus Argus
Buddy Holly -- Hmm, it's got a good beat. I could dance to this. -- Deirdre
Lucy Jordan -- If it wasn't for my particular stats, I'd be some other style and so
not blocking your advancement. -- Brenna
P.S. Although I might end up blocking mine. What if I had been created a parry-
striker? (shudder) The mind boggles.
P.P.S. As Total-Parry-heavy arenas go, this one doesn't rate.
Connor the Userous Wine Merchant -- Do I care? -- Drendan O'Kai
Flinn the Hammer -- As if! -- Deirdre
22 December 2007
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everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MURSKAN PATRIOT devastated BILDIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JANICE JOPLIN vanquished TOURNEY SCUM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
THE BIG BOPPER slaughtered DEIRDRE in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
DRENDAN O'KAI savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ANGUS ARGUS won victory over FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute fight.
BRENNA bested MANDOLIN WIND in a 2 minute match.
LUCY JORDAN was devastated by RANDY RHODES in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JOHN LENNON viciously subdued BELOW ZERO in a 1 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
FROSTBITE vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 2 - 3 92 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 1 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 6 - 0 73 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 556 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JANICE JOPLIN 3891 7 0 1 121 DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
TOTAL PARRY TOURNEY SCUM 3943 31 8 0 113 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (360)
STRIKING ATTACK MURSKAN PATRIOT 3412 14 6 0 104 URBAN JUNGLE (259)
SLASHING ATTACK DRENDAN O'KAI 4030 12 3 0 84 CHILDREN OF LLYR (141)
AIMED BLOW RANDY RHODES 3888 3 0 0 48 DEAD MUSICIANS (362)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BILDIS 3978. The most popular warrior this turn was
JANICE JOPLIN 3891. The ten other most popular fighters were DRENDAN O'KAI 4030,
ANGUS ARGUS 4032, BRENNA 3995, MANDOLIN WIND 3489, RANDY RHODES 3888, JOHN LENNON
3956, MURSKAN PATRIOT 3412, TOURNEY SCUM 3943, THE BIG BOPPER 3911, and FROSTBITE
4038.
The least popular fighter this week was BELOW ZERO 4039. The other ten least popular
fighters were LUCY JORDAN 2669, DEIRDRE 4031, BILDIS 3978, FROSTBITE 4038, THE BIG
BOPPER 3911, TOURNEY SCUM 3943, MURSKAN PATRIOT 3412, JOHN LENNON 3956, RANDY RHODES
3888, and MANDOLIN WIND 3489.