DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/16/2003    Duedate: 10/29/2003

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-441

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ZANTARA
IRON TIGERS (484)
(36-5853) [12-11-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ZANTARA                        HURRICANE
IRON TIGERS (484)              EVER AFTER (508)
(36-5853) [12-11-0,99]         (36-5747) [6-2-2,75]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PONGLENUS                      PONGLENUS
UNKNOWNS (287)                 UNKNOWNS (287)
(36-5838) [10-7-2,54]          (36-5838) [10-7-2,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EVER AFTER (508)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)   39
2. EVER AFTER (508)            31      BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
3. BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)       30      Unchartered Team
4. BLITZKRIEG (271)            23
5. SADISTS (472)               19      EVER AFTER (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*EVER AFTER (508)          21  11  2 65.6   1/ 3*EVER AFTER (508)          8  5 0
 2/ 3 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     32  20  5 61.5   2/ 2 IRON TIGERS (484)         7  5 1
 3/ 5 BABES (416)              190 169  6 52.9   3/ 1 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  6  8 1
 4/ 4 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  40  36  7 52.6   4/ 6 SECTION HATE (491)        6  9 0
 5/ 0 BARNYARD BRUTES (414)     17  17  0 50.0   5/ 4 UNKNOWNS (287)            5  4 0
 6/ 0 BLITZKRIEG (271)          98 102 10 49.0   6/ 5 REVELATIONS (469)         5  5 1
 7/ 6 UNKNOWNS (287)           195 204 17 48.9   7/ 7 SADISTS (472)             4  0 0
 8/ 7 REVELATIONS (469)        108 125 12 46.4   8/ 8 BABES (416)               4  5 0
 9/ 8 SADISTS (472)             69  80  4 46.3   9/ 9*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521)  4  6 2
10/ 0 UNKNOWNS VII (509)        21  26  2 44.7  10/11 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     3  1 0
11/ 9 IRON TIGERS (484)         94 121 15 43.7  11/ 0 UNKNOWNS VII (509)        1  0 0
12-10 ILL STRATEGY (478)         6   8  0 42.9  12-12 ILL STRATEGY (478)        1  2 0
13/11*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521)   4   6  2 40.0  13/ 0 BLITZKRIEG (271)          1  3 0
14/12 SECTION HATE (491)        77 127 10 37.7  14-13 ERRATA (490)              0  5 0
15-13 ERRATA (490)              16  32  1 33.3  15-14*RHYME TIME 3 (412)        0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16-14*RHYME TIME 3 (412)         0   1  0  0.0  16/ 0 BARNYARD BRUTES (414)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 480): CHYNA of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 365): FIERCE ONE-EYE of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 485): SANDMAN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 482): SHERMAN of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 480): FOLIE HANNA of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 484): DELAPP of NIGHT TRAIN (BPR, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 481): ARROWROOT of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 476): FELICITAS of PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 467): LILITH of THE SHADOWS (Goat, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 466): STINKALOGICAL of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 440): KNOCKED UP! of UNKNOWNS (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 366): CHRISEIS of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 173): SLIPPERY NIPPLE of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 161): GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): BARROCH of SHEPHERDS from TALCAMA (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 480): HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 365): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 485): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 482): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 480): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 484): none
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 481): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 476): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 467): FEISTY POODLES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 466): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 440): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 418): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 366): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 173): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 161): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): none
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 479): DIESEL of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 483): ASHANTI of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 480): TENACIOUS of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 475): QUIBBLE of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 466): ADAM AND STINK of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
               (turn 465): SARA DIVINE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
                           MONSOON of STORM WARNING (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 439): BLONDIE of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
                               WHAT'S UP, DUCK? of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 172): JOEY ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 160): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
                               DADDY of MIKE'S INK (Hombre, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of JHANS.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  LITTLE GIRLS LIKE...?  
Who?  EVER AFTER is the top team these days, buddies!  Practice pays for ANATOLY 
KARPOV, who pummelled PONGLENUS, to pocket 19 points.  A certain someone should cut 
down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 16 points to BROKEN MIRROR.  
(Discrete enough, STARK?) A certain someone saw KNOCKED UP! at Lucas Lounge with the 
shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne.  What a pathetic slob!  In 
JHANS, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, 
ZANTARA.  Word has it one team in JHANS is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead 
a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  Perhaps the warriors of SECTION HATE should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As a woman of good 
breeding scorns the "warriors" of REVELATIONS, so did that sorry team shy from 
SECTION HATE If challenges were horses, BLANKEE could open up a fast food joint!  Do 
my ears deceive me?  BARGARU (outclassed by 31 points) challenged SEVERED LIMB, in 
what promises to be a fight.(!) Soopreyes, soopreyes!  BARGARU emerges from the fray 
1 points the richer.  Good show, BARGARU!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Hey BARNYARD BRUTES!  
Is there some deep dark, unmentionable secret as to why GRADY has been sent to the 
Dark Arena?   4-1-0 isn't so shabby!  Citizens of JHANS, be sure to settle your debts 
with FULL METAL PYLE of SECTION HATE.  He's relocating to the Dark Arena and has 
other things on his mind!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must 
needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  JHANS, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster 
has agreed to foot my bill at Lucas Lounge.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZANTARA 5853                 12  11  0    99       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KNOCKED UP! 5837             11   2  0    95       UNKNOWNS (287)
 TARGEN 5783                  15  13  3    92       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HALO 14 5711                 11   7  1    80       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 CONCRETE 5846                11   2  0    76       UNKNOWNS (287)
 HURRICANE 5747                6   2  2    75       EVER AFTER (508)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GIMME A MINUTE 5356          14   6  0    64       SADISTS (472)
 ANATOLY KARPOV 5329          10   4  0    62       SADISTS (472)
 YASMIN OF BRATZ 5909          7   2  2    58       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROKEN MIRROR 5849            6   4  0    58       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KATHLEEN 5865                11   6  0    56       BABES (416)
-THE MAESTRO 5239              4   4  0    56       ILL STRATEGY (478)
 PONGLENUS 5838               10   7  2    54       UNKNOWNS (287)
 H. LECTER 5755                5   2  0    53       UNKNOWNS VII (509)
 PINK BEAR 5883               10   6  1    51       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 CURTIS JAMES 5750             6   2  0    50       EVER AFTER (508)
 SILVER SIDE UP 5692           5   5  3    45       REVELATIONS (469)
-SCARRED MESS 5512             8   4  1    43       SADISTS (472)
-A.H. FISH 5759                6   3  1    41       UNKNOWNS VII (509)
 SOVREIGN HAMMER 5773          4   0  0    39       REVELATIONS (469)
 DITTLENICK 5856              10   4  0    38       UNKNOWNS (287)
 STARK 5905                    5   4  1    38       IRON TIGERS (484)
-MAZRIM 5911                   4   0  0    38       IRON TIGERS (484)
 BLANKEE 5882                  9   7  2    36       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
-TROJAN MAN 5710               5   2  2    35       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 SEVERED LIMB 5748             6   2  0    34       EVER AFTER (508)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAC 3965                      3   3  0    32       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 SOL 5648                      6   6  1    31       REVELATIONS (469)
 BRICKHOUSE 5960               4   1  0    27       SECTION HATE (491)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PALADIN 5410                  4   6  0    23       ERRATA (490)
-CLOVER 5959                   1   3  0    23       ERRATA (490)
-FINGER LICKIN GOOD 5240       2   4  0    22       ILL STRATEGY (478)
 ADQUAY 5954                   2   0  1    20       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 MOLE 5940                     2   2  1    18       IRON TIGERS (484)
 RAEM 5956                     2   0  1    18       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-D. BERKOWITZ 5758             4   5  0    17       UNKNOWNS VII (509)
-AXION 5411                    2   8  0    17       ERRATA (490)
 HATRED 5938                   2   4  0    17       SECTION HATE (491)
 CHLOE OF BRATZ 5922           4   3  0    15       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
-BACK TO BLACK 5331            2   1  0    14       BARNYARD BRUTES (414)
-SUNGODIZM 5780                2   1  2    13       SADISTS (472)
 MOPHACKY 5976                 2   0  0    10       SECTION HATE (491)
-RUBICON 5317                  1   6  0     9       BARNYARD BRUTES (414)
 BLOSSOM OF PPG'S 5975         1   1  0     6       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 KERRY BEAR 3994               1   2  0     5       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-STORK PORK 4529               0   1  0     5       RHYME TIME 3 (412)
 DONNA 5966                    1   1  0     4       BABES (416)
 BARGARU 5958                  0   2  0     2       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-J. DAHMER 5753                0   2  0     2       UNKNOWNS VII (509)
 T.P. 5991                     0   1  0     1       BLITZKRIEG (271)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SHIRLEY 5941           1  4 0 BABES 416             MOLE 5940             440         
GRADY 5173             4  2 0 BARNYARD BRUTES 414   WURM KIN 27           441 NONE    
THE SEEKER 5943        0  1 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   ADQUAY 5954           440         
MERLYNA 5992           0  1 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   441 NONE    
SHIAVONA 5409          4  4 1 ERRATA 490            PONGLENUS 5838        438         
CAVALIER 5412          4  6 0 ERRATA 490            PINK BEAR 5883        439         
FULL METAL PYLE 5897   5  7 1 SECTION HATE 491      MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     441 NONE    
TARGET PRACTICE 5972   1  2 0 SECTION HATE 491      RILLION 21            441 NONE    
MEAT 1 5984            0  1 0 WAY OF THE SWORD  521 HIGH ELF 19           441 NONE    
MEAT 2 5985            0  1 0 WAY OF THE SWORD  521 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    441 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Greetings, all!  After a lapse of about 7 years, the Blitz is back!

     Welcome back! -- Ed.

29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks.  The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GRADY was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FULL METAL PYLE was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
TARGET PRACTICE was assassinated by RILLION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MERLYNA was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
MEAT 1 was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MEAT 2 was viciously butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
YASMIN OF BRATZ was overpowered by HALO 14 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HURRICANE overpowered PINK BEAR in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BLANKEE was vanquished by CURTIS JAMES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SOVREIGN HAMMER vanquished MOLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DITTLENICK narrowly defeated BRICKHOUSE in a 36 minute Challenge melee.
HATRED devastated DONNA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BARGARU was demolished by SEVERED LIMB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ADQUAY beat CHLOE OF BRATZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ZANTARA overpowered ENEMY SABOTEUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
TARGEN viciously subdued CONCRETE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
PONGLENUS was bested by ANATOLY KARPOV in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
SILVER SIDE UP was narrowly defeated by KATHLEEN in a exciting 3 minute bout.
SOL was overpowered by H. LECTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BROKEN MIRROR overpowered STARK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAC demolished BLOSSOM OF PPG'S in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KERRY BEAR was unbelievably bested by MOPHACKY in a popular 8 minute amateur's fray.
RAEM savagely defeated T.P. in a exciting 2 minute gory beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  12 -  3      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  17 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    48 -  46 -  9      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   9 -  1      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  15 -  1      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  20 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  30 -  4      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 441 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ZANTARA 5853               12  11  0   99 IRON TIGERS (484)
LUNGING ATTACK   TARGEN 5783                15  13  3   92 IRON TIGERS (484)
TOTAL PARRY      CONCRETE 5846              11   2  0   76 UNKNOWNS (287)
WALL OF STEEL    KATHLEEN 5865              11   6  0   56 BABES (416)
STRIKING ATTACK  PONGLENUS 5838             10   7  2   54 UNKNOWNS (287)
BASHING ATTACK   SOVREIGN HAMMER 5773        4   0  0   39 REVELATIONS (469)
SLASHING ATTACK  STARK 5905                  5   4  1   38 IRON TIGERS (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PONGLENUS 5838.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PONGLENUS 5838.  The ten other most popular fighters were KERRY BEAR 3994, SILVER 
SIDE UP 5692, RAEM 5956, FULL METAL PYLE 5897, CHLOE OF BRATZ 5922, H. LECTER 5755, 
HURRICANE 5747, CURTIS JAMES 5750, ZANTARA 5853, and TARGEN 5783.

The least popular fighter this week was DITTLENICK 5856.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BRICKHOUSE 5960, BLOSSOM OF PPG'S 5975, STARK 5905, CONCRETE 5846, 
BARGARU 5958, DONNA 5966, MOLE 5940, PINK BEAR 5883, YASMIN OF BRATZ 5909, and 
MERLYNA 5992.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:

                          CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED 
                        CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS 
                          MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS 
                         SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE 
                              LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA 
                         NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD 
                             LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A. 
                       RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM 
                         ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS 
                        VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA 
                         LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE 
                      KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II 
                      THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES 
                              SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK 
                            DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS 
                           FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS 
                     GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING 
                         UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 

                                          -- Green Eyes