DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/16/2003 Duedate: 10/29/2003
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-441
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ZANTARA
IRON TIGERS (484)
(36-5853) [12-11-0,99]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ZANTARA HURRICANE
IRON TIGERS (484) EVER AFTER (508)
(36-5853) [12-11-0,99] (36-5747) [6-2-2,75]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PONGLENUS PONGLENUS
UNKNOWNS (287) UNKNOWNS (287)
(36-5838) [10-7-2,54] (36-5838) [10-7-2,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EVER AFTER (508)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521) 39
2. EVER AFTER (508) 31 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
3. BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 30 Unchartered Team
4. BLITZKRIEG (271) 23
5. SADISTS (472) 19 EVER AFTER (508)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*EVER AFTER (508) 21 11 2 65.6 1/ 3*EVER AFTER (508) 8 5 0
2/ 3 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 32 20 5 61.5 2/ 2 IRON TIGERS (484) 7 5 1
3/ 5 BABES (416) 190 169 6 52.9 3/ 1 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515) 6 8 1
4/ 4 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515) 40 36 7 52.6 4/ 6 SECTION HATE (491) 6 9 0
5/ 0 BARNYARD BRUTES (414) 17 17 0 50.0 5/ 4 UNKNOWNS (287) 5 4 0
6/ 0 BLITZKRIEG (271) 98 102 10 49.0 6/ 5 REVELATIONS (469) 5 5 1
7/ 6 UNKNOWNS (287) 195 204 17 48.9 7/ 7 SADISTS (472) 4 0 0
8/ 7 REVELATIONS (469) 108 125 12 46.4 8/ 8 BABES (416) 4 5 0
9/ 8 SADISTS (472) 69 80 4 46.3 9/ 9*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521) 4 6 2
10/ 0 UNKNOWNS VII (509) 21 26 2 44.7 10/11 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 3 1 0
11/ 9 IRON TIGERS (484) 94 121 15 43.7 11/ 0 UNKNOWNS VII (509) 1 0 0
12-10 ILL STRATEGY (478) 6 8 0 42.9 12-12 ILL STRATEGY (478) 1 2 0
13/11*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521) 4 6 2 40.0 13/ 0 BLITZKRIEG (271) 1 3 0
14/12 SECTION HATE (491) 77 127 10 37.7 14-13 ERRATA (490) 0 5 0
15-13 ERRATA (490) 16 32 1 33.3 15-14*RHYME TIME 3 (412) 0 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
16-14*RHYME TIME 3 (412) 0 1 0 0.0 16/ 0 BARNYARD BRUTES (414) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 480): CHYNA of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 365): FIERCE ONE-EYE of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 485): SANDMAN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 482): SHERMAN of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 480): FOLIE HANNA of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 484): DELAPP of NIGHT TRAIN (BPR, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 481): ARROWROOT of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 476): FELICITAS of PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 467): LILITH of THE SHADOWS (Goat, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): STINKALOGICAL of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 440): KNOCKED UP! of UNKNOWNS (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 366): CHRISEIS of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 173): SLIPPERY NIPPLE of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 161): GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): BARROCH of SHEPHERDS from TALCAMA (Assurnasirbanipal)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 480): HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 365): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 485): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 482): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 480): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 484): none
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 481): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 476): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 467): FEISTY POODLES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 440): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 366): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 173): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 161): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): none
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 479): DIESEL of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 483): ASHANTI of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 480): TENACIOUS of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 475): QUIBBLE of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): ADAM AND STINK of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
(turn 465): SARA DIVINE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
MONSOON of STORM WARNING (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 439): BLONDIE of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
WHAT'S UP, DUCK? of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 172): JOEY ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 160): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
DADDY of MIKE'S INK (Hombre, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of JHANS. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. LITTLE GIRLS LIKE...?
Who? EVER AFTER is the top team these days, buddies! Practice pays for ANATOLY
KARPOV, who pummelled PONGLENUS, to pocket 19 points. A certain someone should cut
down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 16 points to BROKEN MIRROR.
(Discrete enough, STARK?) A certain someone saw KNOCKED UP! at Lucas Lounge with the
shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his throne. What a pathetic slob! In
JHANS, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster,
ZANTARA. Word has it one team in JHANS is using psychics to predict wins. They lead
a charmed life!
So much to report, so little time! Perhaps the warriors of SECTION HATE should
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of REVELATIONS, so did that sorry team shy from
SECTION HATE If challenges were horses, BLANKEE could open up a fast food joint! Do
my ears deceive me? BARGARU (outclassed by 31 points) challenged SEVERED LIMB, in
what promises to be a fight.(!) Soopreyes, soopreyes! BARGARU emerges from the fray
1 points the richer. Good show, BARGARU!
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Hey BARNYARD BRUTES!
Is there some deep dark, unmentionable secret as to why GRADY has been sent to the
Dark Arena? 4-1-0 isn't so shabby! Citizens of JHANS, be sure to settle your debts
with FULL METAL PYLE of SECTION HATE. He's relocating to the Dark Arena and has
other things on his mind! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must
needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my
control, I must take my leave of this place. JHANS, I leave you now. The Duelmaster
has agreed to foot my bill at Lucas Lounge. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZANTARA 5853 12 11 0 99 IRON TIGERS (484)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KNOCKED UP! 5837 11 2 0 95 UNKNOWNS (287)
TARGEN 5783 15 13 3 92 IRON TIGERS (484)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HALO 14 5711 11 7 1 80 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
CONCRETE 5846 11 2 0 76 UNKNOWNS (287)
HURRICANE 5747 6 2 2 75 EVER AFTER (508)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GIMME A MINUTE 5356 14 6 0 64 SADISTS (472)
ANATOLY KARPOV 5329 10 4 0 62 SADISTS (472)
YASMIN OF BRATZ 5909 7 2 2 58 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROKEN MIRROR 5849 6 4 0 58 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KATHLEEN 5865 11 6 0 56 BABES (416)
-THE MAESTRO 5239 4 4 0 56 ILL STRATEGY (478)
PONGLENUS 5838 10 7 2 54 UNKNOWNS (287)
H. LECTER 5755 5 2 0 53 UNKNOWNS VII (509)
PINK BEAR 5883 10 6 1 51 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
CURTIS JAMES 5750 6 2 0 50 EVER AFTER (508)
SILVER SIDE UP 5692 5 5 3 45 REVELATIONS (469)
-SCARRED MESS 5512 8 4 1 43 SADISTS (472)
-A.H. FISH 5759 6 3 1 41 UNKNOWNS VII (509)
SOVREIGN HAMMER 5773 4 0 0 39 REVELATIONS (469)
DITTLENICK 5856 10 4 0 38 UNKNOWNS (287)
STARK 5905 5 4 1 38 IRON TIGERS (484)
-MAZRIM 5911 4 0 0 38 IRON TIGERS (484)
BLANKEE 5882 9 7 2 36 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
-TROJAN MAN 5710 5 2 2 35 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
SEVERED LIMB 5748 6 2 0 34 EVER AFTER (508)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAC 3965 3 3 0 32 BLITZKRIEG (271)
SOL 5648 6 6 1 31 REVELATIONS (469)
BRICKHOUSE 5960 4 1 0 27 SECTION HATE (491)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PALADIN 5410 4 6 0 23 ERRATA (490)
-CLOVER 5959 1 3 0 23 ERRATA (490)
-FINGER LICKIN GOOD 5240 2 4 0 22 ILL STRATEGY (478)
ADQUAY 5954 2 0 1 20 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
MOLE 5940 2 2 1 18 IRON TIGERS (484)
RAEM 5956 2 0 1 18 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-D. BERKOWITZ 5758 4 5 0 17 UNKNOWNS VII (509)
-AXION 5411 2 8 0 17 ERRATA (490)
HATRED 5938 2 4 0 17 SECTION HATE (491)
CHLOE OF BRATZ 5922 4 3 0 15 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
-BACK TO BLACK 5331 2 1 0 14 BARNYARD BRUTES (414)
-SUNGODIZM 5780 2 1 2 13 SADISTS (472)
MOPHACKY 5976 2 0 0 10 SECTION HATE (491)
-RUBICON 5317 1 6 0 9 BARNYARD BRUTES (414)
BLOSSOM OF PPG'S 5975 1 1 0 6 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
KERRY BEAR 3994 1 2 0 5 BLITZKRIEG (271)
-STORK PORK 4529 0 1 0 5 RHYME TIME 3 (412)
DONNA 5966 1 1 0 4 BABES (416)
BARGARU 5958 0 2 0 2 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-J. DAHMER 5753 0 2 0 2 UNKNOWNS VII (509)
T.P. 5991 0 1 0 1 BLITZKRIEG (271)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHIRLEY 5941 1 4 0 BABES 416 MOLE 5940 440
GRADY 5173 4 2 0 BARNYARD BRUTES 414 WURM KIN 27 441 NONE
THE SEEKER 5943 0 1 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504 ADQUAY 5954 440
MERLYNA 5992 0 1 0 BLITZKRIEG 271 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23 441 NONE
SHIAVONA 5409 4 4 1 ERRATA 490 PONGLENUS 5838 438
CAVALIER 5412 4 6 0 ERRATA 490 PINK BEAR 5883 439
FULL METAL PYLE 5897 5 7 1 SECTION HATE 491 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 441 NONE
TARGET PRACTICE 5972 1 2 0 SECTION HATE 491 RILLION 21 441 NONE
MEAT 1 5984 0 1 0 WAY OF THE SWORD 521 HIGH ELF 19 441 NONE
MEAT 2 5985 0 1 0 WAY OF THE SWORD 521 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24 441 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Greetings, all! After a lapse of about 7 years, the Blitz is back!
Welcome back! -- Ed.
29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GRADY was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FULL METAL PYLE was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
TARGET PRACTICE was assassinated by RILLION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MERLYNA was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
MEAT 1 was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MEAT 2 was viciously butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
YASMIN OF BRATZ was overpowered by HALO 14 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HURRICANE overpowered PINK BEAR in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BLANKEE was vanquished by CURTIS JAMES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SOVREIGN HAMMER vanquished MOLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DITTLENICK narrowly defeated BRICKHOUSE in a 36 minute Challenge melee.
HATRED devastated DONNA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BARGARU was demolished by SEVERED LIMB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ADQUAY beat CHLOE OF BRATZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ZANTARA overpowered ENEMY SABOTEUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
TARGEN viciously subdued CONCRETE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
PONGLENUS was bested by ANATOLY KARPOV in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
SILVER SIDE UP was narrowly defeated by KATHLEEN in a exciting 3 minute bout.
SOL was overpowered by H. LECTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BROKEN MIRROR overpowered STARK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAC demolished BLOSSOM OF PPG'S in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KERRY BEAR was unbelievably bested by MOPHACKY in a popular 8 minute amateur's fray.
RAEM savagely defeated T.P. in a exciting 2 minute gory beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 12 - 3 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 17 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 48 - 46 - 9 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 15 - 1 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 20 - 2 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 30 - 4 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 441 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 4 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 7 4 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ZANTARA 5853 12 11 0 99 IRON TIGERS (484)
LUNGING ATTACK TARGEN 5783 15 13 3 92 IRON TIGERS (484)
TOTAL PARRY CONCRETE 5846 11 2 0 76 UNKNOWNS (287)
WALL OF STEEL KATHLEEN 5865 11 6 0 56 BABES (416)
STRIKING ATTACK PONGLENUS 5838 10 7 2 54 UNKNOWNS (287)
BASHING ATTACK SOVREIGN HAMMER 5773 4 0 0 39 REVELATIONS (469)
SLASHING ATTACK STARK 5905 5 4 1 38 IRON TIGERS (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PONGLENUS 5838. The most popular warrior this turn
was PONGLENUS 5838. The ten other most popular fighters were KERRY BEAR 3994, SILVER
SIDE UP 5692, RAEM 5956, FULL METAL PYLE 5897, CHLOE OF BRATZ 5922, H. LECTER 5755,
HURRICANE 5747, CURTIS JAMES 5750, ZANTARA 5853, and TARGEN 5783.
The least popular fighter this week was DITTLENICK 5856. The other ten least popular
fighters were BRICKHOUSE 5960, BLOSSOM OF PPG'S 5975, STARK 5905, CONCRETE 5846,
BARGARU 5958, DONNA 5966, MOLE 5940, PINK BEAR 5883, YASMIN OF BRATZ 5909, and
MERLYNA 5992.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED
CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS
MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS
SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE
LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA
NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD
LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A.
RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM
ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS
VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA
LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE
KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II
THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES
SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK
DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS
FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS
GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING
UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION
-- Green Eyes