DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER Date : 10/30/2003 Duedate: 11/12/2003 JHANS ARENA DM-36 TURN-442 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS ZANTARA IRON TIGERS (484) (36-5853) [13-11-0,111] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader ZANTARA HURRICANE IRON TIGERS (484) EVER AFTER (508) (36-5853) [13-11-0,111] (36-5747) [6-3-2,70] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite TARGEN HALO 14 IRON TIGERS (484) BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) (36-5783) [16-13-3,101] (36-5711) [11-8-1,79] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM IRON TIGERS (484) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BABES (416) 31 2. LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515) 26 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 3. REVELATIONS (469) 21 Unchartered Team 4. BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 14 5. EVER AFTER (508) 12 EVER AFTER (508) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*EVER AFTER (508) 23 13 2 63.9 1/ 2 IRON TIGERS (484) 7 5 1 2/ 2 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 33 21 5 61.1 2/ 1*EVER AFTER (508) 7 5 0 3/ 3 BABES (416) 193 169 6 53.3 3/ 6 REVELATIONS (469) 6 5 1 4/ 4 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515) 42 39 7 51.9 4/ 8 BABES (416) 5 4 0 5- 5 BARNYARD BRUTES (414) 17 16 0 51.5 5/ 3 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515) 5 10 0 6/ 7 UNKNOWNS (287) 196 205 17 48.9 6/10 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 4 2 0 7/ 6 BLITZKRIEG (271) 99 105 10 48.5 7- 9*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521) 4 6 2 8/ 8 REVELATIONS (469) 110 127 12 46.4 8- 4 SECTION HATE (491) 4 6 0 9/ 9 SADISTS (472) 69 81 4 46.0 9/ 7 SADISTS (472) 3 1 0 10/10 UNKNOWNS VII (509) 22 26 2 45.8 10/ 5 UNKNOWNS (287) 3 5 0 11/11 IRON TIGERS (484) 96 123 15 43.8 11/11 UNKNOWNS VII (509) 2 0 0 12/12 ILL STRATEGY (478) 7 9 0 43.8 12/12 ILL STRATEGY (478) 2 2 0 13-13*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521) 4 6 2 40.0 13/13 BLITZKRIEG (271) 2 6 0 14-14 SECTION HATE (491) 77 127 10 37.7 14/14 ERRATA (490) 0 3 0 15/15 ERRATA (490) 16 34 1 32.0 15-15*RHYME TIME 3 (412) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 481): CHYNA of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 366): MORADOR of RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 486): SANDMAN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 483): SHERMAN of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 481): FOLIE HANNA of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 485): SHEMAN DO of HEME-JO CONDITION (Hamich, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 482): ARROWROOT of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 477): FELICITAS of PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 468): LILITH of THE SHADOWS (Goat, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 467): STINKALOGICAL of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz) DM 36 JHANS (turn 441): ZANTARA of IRON TIGERS (Jinx, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 432): EAGLE'S NEST of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 419): DRAXUS BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 367): DROGOI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 174): SLIPPERY NIPPLE of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 162): LUCIA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 317): BLACK WIDOW of SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (Soultaker, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 139): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 360): BARROCH of SHEPHERDS from TALCAMA (Assurnasirbanipal) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 481): none DM 2 NIANIA (turn 366): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 486): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 483): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 481): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 485): JETHRO'S TOOLS (TigerTiger, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 482): none DM 10 KOLACT (turn 477): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 468): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 467): SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 441): EVER AFTER (SOL, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 432): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 419): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 367): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 174): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 162): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 317): SAMURAI KIDS II (Sensei Jan, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 139): FAVORITE THINGS (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 360): DARK PANTHEON, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 481): CHYNA of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.) MAN NEXT DOOR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 483): SHERMAN of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 482): ARROWROOT of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.) MIAMI MIA of BEACH BABES (Surfer Sam, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 477): GRANDIOSE GRETA of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 468): LILITH of THE SHADOWS (Goat, mgr.) SON OF CAIN of UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.) VAIN VARICOSE of CAULDRON OF HATE (Philthy Phil, mgr.) DIRE WOLF of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 467): STINKALOGICAL of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz) POTOMACC of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) (turn 466): ADAM AND STINK of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) WHAT'S UP, DUCK? of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.) DADDY of MIKE'S INK (Hombre, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 139): SIR LANCELOT of KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (Baphomet, mgr.) SPY REPORT It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair! Nothing is certain in JHANS, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--IRON TIGERS. UNKNOWNS after a sorry 1-1-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues! Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as BABES can attest... BABES had cause to celebrate, after REBA got 19 points by beating MOLE. THE MAESTRO certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to SILVER SIDE UP and losing 16 points in the process! Well, Duelmaster ZANTARA challenged UNKNOWNS' KNOCKED UP!. Is a 12-11-0 good enough? Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by KNOCKED UP!, of UNKNOWNS, who despite a 11-3-0 couldn't overcome JHANS' Number 1. Word has it one team in JHANS is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works. My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of EVER AFTER, alone and unchallenged. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE..., so did that sorry team shy from EVER AFTER Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, BROKEN MIRROR is the most challenged warrior. Them's the breaks, HURRICANE. Expecting fair challenges from IRON TIGERS is evidently too much to ask. TARGEN bested HURRICANE with a point difference of 17. So this is what JHANS calls a duel. This will make an interesting tale. As a confidence booster, YASMIN OF BRATZ challenged SOVREIGN HAMMER, down 19 points. Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, YASMIN OF BRATZ? Warriors of JHANS! Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base challenge of YASMIN OF BRATZ? BLANKEE challenged KATHLEEN! Who says LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... are just a bunch of wimps! BLANKEE of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... kept his wits as he was defeated by KATHLEEN. Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors. Justice was served as REBA fought MOLE in bloodfeud. Well done, BABES! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee. Do not think spyreporting in JHANS is the highlight of my life. More important duties call me. JHANS, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at Lucas Lounge. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ZANTARA 5853 13 11 0 111 IRON TIGERS (484) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TARGEN 5783 16 13 3 101 IRON TIGERS (484) KNOCKED UP! 5837 11 3 0 92 UNKNOWNS (287) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CONCRETE 5846 12 2 0 85 UNKNOWNS (287) HALO 14 5711 11 8 1 79 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) BROKEN MIRROR 5849 7 4 0 73 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HURRICANE 5747 6 3 2 70 EVER AFTER (508) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME YASMIN OF BRATZ 5909 8 2 2 65 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515) -GIMME A MINUTE 5356 14 6 0 64 SADISTS (472) H. LECTER 5755 6 2 0 64 UNKNOWNS VII (509) KATHLEEN 5865 12 6 0 62 BABES (416) SILVER SIDE UP 5692 6 5 3 61 REVELATIONS (469) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -PONGLENUS 5838 10 7 2 54 UNKNOWNS (287) PINK BEAR 5883 11 6 1 53 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515) ANATOLY KARPOV 5329 10 5 0 51 SADISTS (472) SEVERED LIMB 5748 7 2 0 47 EVER AFTER (508) -SCARRED MESS 5512 8 4 1 43 SADISTS (472) CURTIS JAMES 5750 6 3 0 42 EVER AFTER (508) -A.H. FISH 5759 6 3 1 41 UNKNOWNS VII (509) THE MAESTRO 5239 4 5 0 40 ILL STRATEGY (478) -DITTLENICK 5856 10 4 0 38 UNKNOWNS (287) SOL 5648 7 6 1 38 REVELATIONS (469) -MAZRIM 5911 4 0 0 38 IRON TIGERS (484) BLANKEE 5882 9 8 2 37 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515) SOVREIGN HAMMER 5773 4 1 0 36 REVELATIONS (469) -TROJAN MAN 5710 5 2 2 35 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FINGER LICKIN GOOD 5240 3 4 0 33 ILL STRATEGY (478) STARK 5905 5 5 1 27 IRON TIGERS (484) -BRICKHOUSE 5960 4 1 0 27 SECTION HATE (491) MAC 3965 3 4 0 26 BLITZKRIEG (271) -GRADY 5173 4 1 0 24 BARNYARD BRUTES (414) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -PALADIN 5410 4 6 0 23 ERRATA (490) -ADQUAY 5954 2 0 1 20 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521) REBA 5987 1 0 0 19 BABES (416) -RAEM 5956 2 0 1 18 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521) -D. BERKOWITZ 5758 4 5 0 17 UNKNOWNS VII (509) -HATRED 5938 2 4 0 17 SECTION HATE (491) AXION 5411 2 9 0 16 ERRATA (490) -BACK TO BLACK 5331 2 1 0 14 BARNYARD BRUTES (414) -SUNGODIZM 5780 2 1 2 13 SADISTS (472) CLOVER 5959 1 4 0 12 ERRATA (490) ANNAHATER 5989 1 0 0 12 EVER AFTER (508) MOLE 5940 2 3 1 10 IRON TIGERS (484) DONNA 5966 2 1 0 10 BABES (416) -MOPHACKY 5976 2 0 0 10 SECTION HATE (491) -RUBICON 5317 1 6 0 9 BARNYARD BRUTES (414) KERRY BEAR 3994 1 3 0 6 BLITZKRIEG (271) TIKI BOB 6004 1 0 0 5 BLITZKRIEG (271) -STORK PORK 4529 0 1 0 5 RHYME TIME 3 (412) T.P. 5991 0 2 0 2 BLITZKRIEG (271) -BARGARU 5958 0 2 0 2 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521) -J. DAHMER 5753 0 2 0 2 UNKNOWNS VII (509) THE SPUNK 5988 0 1 0 1 REVELATIONS (469) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? SHIRLEY 5941 1 4 0 BABES 416 MOLE 5940 440 JUST REV THE SEEKER 5943 0 1 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504 ADQUAY 5954 440 SHIAVONA 5409 4 4 1 ERRATA 490 PONGLENUS 5838 438 NOT REVE CAVALIER 5412 4 6 0 ERRATA 490 PINK BEAR 5883 439 THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CHLOE OF BRATZ 5922 4 4 0 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE 515 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24 442 NONE BLOSSOM OF PPG'S 5975 1 2 0 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE 515 RILLION 21 442 NONE PERSONAL ADS Greetings, all! You know, it is a little dead in here. Can't we talk about somebody's mamma or something? Need to get some trouble started! -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg Blitzkrieg -- Welcome back to Jhans! I'm sure you'll find the competition just as fierce as it was in the old days. Expect my return in a few cycles. Good luck! -- Cosmo F, mgr. Helter Skelter Blitzkrieg -- I shall see to it personally that you receive a "true" Delarquan welcome. -- SOL mgr. of Ever After and Revelations LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CHLOE OF BRATZ was dealt death by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. BLOSSOM OF PPG'S was dispatched by RILLION in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle. AXION was overpowered by PINK BEAR in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel. ZANTARA viciously subdued KNOCKED UP! in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight. TARGEN devastated HURRICANE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. ANATOLY KARPOV was devastated by BROKEN MIRROR in a 1 minute Challenge match. YASMIN OF BRATZ handily defeated SOVREIGN HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. BLANKEE was vanquished by KATHLEEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. SEVERED LIMB vanquished STARK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. SOL won victory over MAC in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight. DONNA beat KERRY BEAR in a 1 minute novice's Challenge melee. CONCRETE luckily beat HALO 14 in a exciting 2 minute bloody match. THE MAESTRO was handily defeated by SILVER SIDE UP in a 1 minute one-sided contest. CURTIS JAMES was demolished by H. LECTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. FINGER LICKIN GOOD handily defeated CLOVER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. MOLE was vanquished by REBA in a 1 minute mismatched bout. T.P. was vanquished by ANNAHATER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray. THE SPUNK was unbelievably bested by TIKI BOB in a exciting 2 minute novice's fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 11 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 10 - 3 71 | |STRIKING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 19 - 0 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 51 - 45 - 9 53 | |AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 1 44 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 15 - 0 42 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 31 - 3 39 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 22 - 1 35 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 9 - 1 31 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 - 0 20 | Turn 442 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW ZANTARA 5853 13 11 0 111 IRON TIGERS (484) LUNGING ATTACK TARGEN 5783 16 13 3 101 IRON TIGERS (484) TOTAL PARRY KNOCKED UP! 5837 11 3 0 92 UNKNOWNS (287) STRIKING ATTACK H. LECTER 5755 6 2 0 64 UNKNOWNS VII (509) WALL OF STEEL KATHLEEN 5865 12 6 0 62 BABES (416) SLASHING ATTACK SOL 5648 7 6 1 38 REVELATIONS (469) BASHING ATTACK SOVREIGN HAMMER 5773 4 1 0 36 REVELATIONS (469) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is TARGEN 5783. The most popular warrior this turn was BLOSSOM OF PPG'S 5975. The ten other most popular fighters were HALO 14 5711, THE SPUNK 5988, ZANTARA 5853, ANNAHATER 5989, TARGEN 5783, SOL 5648, CHLOE OF BRATZ 5922, BROKEN MIRROR 5849, SEVERED LIMB 5748, and MAC 3965. The least popular fighter this week was AXION 5411. The other ten least popular fighters were MOLE 5940, CLOVER 5959, CURTIS JAMES 5750, THE MAESTRO 5239, STARK 5905, BLANKEE 5882, SOVREIGN HAMMER 5773, HURRICANE 5747, KNOCKED UP! 5837, and TIKI BOB 6004.