DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/29/2004 Duedate: 05/12/2004
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-455
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HALO 14
BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
(36-5711) [14-9-2,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HALO 14 OBLIVIOUS
BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) KAMIKAZI (533)
(36-5711) [14-9-2,111] (36-6101) [6-0-0,54]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KERRY BEAR MARCIE
BLITZKRIEG (271) BABES (416)
(36-3994) [10-7-0,70] (36-6076) [4-4-1,55]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KAMIKAZI (533)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) 38
2. THE FALLEN (524) 33 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
3. ANOTHER FIASCO (541) 29 Unchartered Team
4. BLITZKRIEG (271) 28
5. WOLF PACK (423) 28 FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*THE CRIMSON TIDE (426) 5 3 1 62.5 1/ 3*KAMIKAZI (533) 8 2 0
2/ 0*FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544) 3 2 0 60.0 2/ 1 THE FALLEN (524) 8 6 0
3/ 3*KAMIKAZI (533) 20 14 1 58.8 3/ 7 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) 7 7 0
4/ 2 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 49 37 6 57.0 4/ 9 ANARKYSTS (341) 7 8 0
5/ 0 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 216 184 34 54.0 5/ 5*STDS (534) 7 8 0
6- 5*THE MATRIX (531) 7 6 0 53.8 6/ 6 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 6 7 1
7- 6*VAGRANT REGIME (539) 8 7 0 53.3 7/ 4 BLITZKRIEG (271) 6 8 0
8/ 0 WOLF PACK (423) 149 133 9 52.8 8/10*THE DREAMING (529) 6 8 0
9/ 7 BABES (416) 207 187 7 52.5 9- 2*VAGRANT REGIME (539) 5 5 0
10/ 8 BLITZKRIEG (271) 137 131 13 51.1 10/12 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515) 5 9 2
11/12 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) 32 32 4 50.0 11/13*THE BREW CREW (526) 4 6 0
12/11 THE FALLEN (524) 32 32 1 50.0 12/ 0*FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544) 3 2 0
13/ 4*THE BREW CREW (526) 12 13 0 48.0 13/11 BABES (416) 3 4 1
14/13 ANARKYSTS (341) 308 361 33 46.0 14- 8*THE CRIMSON TIDE (426) 2 2 0
15/10*STDS (534) 12 15 1 44.4 15/ 0 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 2 3 0
16/14 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515) 56 74 10 43.1 16/ 0 WOLF PACK (423) 2 3 0
17/15*THE DREAMING (529) 16 23 1 41.0 17/ 0*ANOTHER FIASCO (541) 2 3 0
18/ 0*ANOTHER FIASCO (541) 2 3 0 40.0 18-14*THE MATRIX (531) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0*MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542) 1 4 0 20.0 19/ 0*MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 494): SMEDS of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 379): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): FANDRAL of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 495): HUSBAND of DIFFERENT HATS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 494): FRIED TWINKIE of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 497): MEDUSA of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): HOOSIER DADDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 490): VAPID VANNA of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): DALLAS of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): GLIMMOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 454): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 193): TAMMY FAYE of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 431): YANKEE DAN of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 380): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 180): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 168): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): AKLAR of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 145): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 373): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 494): KING'S TEN (?, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 379): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 495): CLASSIC BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 494): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 497): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 490): THOROUGHBREDS (DRF, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 454): THE FALLEN (Azrael, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 193): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 431): none
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 380): FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 180): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 168): COLOUR GUARDS (Captain Crayola, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 145): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 373): BLACK PRIMER (
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): FANDRAL of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
(turn 497): WHIP SCORPION of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 494): CHASM OF IGNORANCE of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (Neon Necromancer)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): HOOSIER DADDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
JERICO of MORGAN'S BOYS (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): DALLAS of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): GLIMMOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
(turn 479): KITTY CHOWDER of CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 444): HARI CANE of JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): AKLAR of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
(turn 329): DAWNRACER of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in JHANS! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Too bad, THE FALLEN, but
KAMIKAZI was just too good to be stopped. Uncool, VAGRANT REGIME. I mean 0-0-0 is
bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! The
guys at ANARKYSTS like really pulled together to get a 2-3-0 this turn, moving up by
5. Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, SUICIDAL DREAMS! 'Cause they got
3-1-0 and moved up to 3rd! MVP award for TANTRIC? BLITZKRIEG's proud of him after
beating SUBZERO and getting 25 points. Talk about yer big time losers! SUBZERO got
smashed by TANTRIC, and lost 23 points! What a putz! KATHLEEN fights so hard to be
Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said she was a genius...
And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome
HALO 14. Aren't BLIND HYPOCRISY proud. (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all
their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? ANARKYSTS was the most avoided
team. Is a 308-361-33 record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are
SUICIDAL DREAMS? ANARKYSTS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them
to accept an invitation! Can LITTLE GIRLS LIKE...'s ANOTHER BLANKEE be more popular
than me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same? See if I ever
talk to SHAWNDA again! WASTEM WUORNOS was so low when She challenged she. Hhmph! I
was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in JHANS. SHAWNDA got 4 points after beating
WASTEM WUORNOS, 23 points below her. Some fights are really unfair. How do you
think FUNKY COLD MEDINA feels about being challenged by PIGFEED PICKTAN, 28 points
above him? Is this how ANARKYSTS advances, by having their members (PIGFEED PICKTAN)
fight people that are really below them (FUNKY COLD MEDINA)? For sure, I was holding
my breath when I found out SKIRZA SLAPSTIK challenged PINK BEAR. After all, haven't
THE FALLEN and LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... had a long standing duel in JHANS? It wasn't a
spectacular fight, or anything, but PINK BEAR wants me to write about it since she
was overcame by SKIRZA SLAPSTIK. Satisfied?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All JHANS ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. I hear 5440 OR FIGHT! sent BUCKET HEAD to the Dark Arena. What,
is that like not well-lit, or what? Hey you guys, don't you think your families
would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HALO 14 5711 14 9 2 111 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KATHLEEN 5865 17 10 0 100 BABES (416)
M. THRASHER 5312 15 6 1 99 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996 10 3 0 81 THE FALLEN (524)
CANIS LUPUS 5716 10 7 0 77 WOLF PACK (423)
GHETTO KING 5180 11 14 1 75 WOLF PACK (423)
KERRY BEAR 3994 10 7 0 70 BLITZKRIEG (271)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PINK BEAR 5883 17 10 1 69 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UNION JACK 6015 11 0 0 64 BLITZKRIEG (271)
DONNA 5966 7 6 0 61 BABES (416)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARCIE 6076 4 4 1 55 BABES (416)
OBLIVIOUS 6101 6 0 0 54 KAMIKAZI (533)
SLAYIN STAYNER 5891 6 1 0 51 ANARKYSTS (341)
HUGGY BEAR 6002 9 4 0 50 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
TROJAN MAN 5710 9 5 2 49 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
TANTRIC 6036 6 5 1 49 BLITZKRIEG (271)
KILL'EM KREPP 5892 6 1 0 39 ANARKYSTS (341)
ARACHNE 5712 4 3 0 38 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
LUCIFERI 6018 4 1 0 38 THE BREW CREW (526)
SYPHILIS 6129 3 2 0 37 STDS (534)
DRIPS 6066 5 4 0 35 STDS (534)
DEVASTATOR 6079 5 4 0 35 THE FALLEN (524)
BADDA BAMM 6075 5 4 0 34 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHADOW STARR 5999 6 7 1 33 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124 5 0 0 32 ANARKYSTS (341)
SHAWNDA 6032 5 3 0 31 THE DREAMING (529)
TIKI BOB 6004 8 6 0 30 BLITZKRIEG (271)
SCORPINE 6119 4 1 0 30 KAMIKAZI (533)
RAVAGE 5993 8 5 0 29 THE FALLEN (524)
-LUCA 4653 2 0 0 29 THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
SLASHIN' SPECK 5854 5 12 1 28 ANARKYSTS (341)
SUBZERO 6120 4 1 0 27 KAMIKAZI (533)
KANE 6020 4 1 0 27 THE BREW CREW (526)
THE DARK 5715 4 0 0 27 WOLF PACK (423)
BADDA BANG 6013 3 8 0 27 THE FALLEN (524)
-BRAIN COLLECTOR 6134 3 0 0 26 VAGRANT REGIME (539)
-MR. ANDERSON 6043 4 2 0 25 THE MATRIX (531)
BROWN KITTY TOO 6118 3 2 1 25 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLURACAN 6035 6 2 0 23 THE DREAMING (529)
CHLAMYDIA 6148 2 1 0 23 STDS (534)
BIBIDY-BOBIDY-BOO 6085 4 4 2 22 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
JEALOUSY RAINS 5995 4 9 1 22 THE FALLEN (524)
DRIVER 6055 4 3 1 22 KAMIKAZI (533)
-LEOTSU 4655 2 0 0 21 THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
-WRETCHED WIGHT 6132 1 2 0 20 VAGRANT REGIME (539)
CONFESSION 6003 5 3 0 18 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091 1 4 0 14 THE DREAMING (529)
POCOHONTAS 6137 1 2 0 13 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
REAPER 6150 2 0 0 12 KAMIKAZI (533)
DADDY 6153 1 0 1 12 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
-THE ONE 6046 2 0 0 11 THE MATRIX (531)
HEPCAT 6157 1 0 0 11 ANOTHER FIASCO (541)
LUCKY STRIKE 6155 1 0 0 11 ANOTHER FIASCO (541)
BLACKJACK 6163 1 0 0 10 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
THE LOVE BELOW 6187 1 0 0 10 THE DREAMING (529)
CLAP 6151 1 1 0 9 STDS (534)
-CRACKED DOLL 6133 1 2 0 8 VAGRANT REGIME (539)
-AGENT SMITH 6042 1 1 0 8 THE MATRIX (531)
DEATH STRYKE 6019 1 4 0 7 THE BREW CREW (526)
PSYCHO 6017 1 4 0 7 THE BREW CREW (526)
DANGER DANCER 6184 1 0 0 6 FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
-JACK RIPPER 4651 1 1 1 5 THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOMATRO 6186 1 0 0 5 FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923 1 0 0 5 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
DIEMON 6183 1 0 0 5 FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
WASTEM WUORNOS 6123 0 5 0 5 ANARKYSTS (341)
ANOTHER BLANKEE 6117 0 5 0 5 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
FUNKY COLD MEDINA 6154 0 2 0 2 BLITZKRIEG (271)
-CAVEMAN 4652 0 2 0 2 THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
GAMBIT 6161 0 1 0 1 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
KRUNK MONKEY 5939 0 1 0 1 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
MIDNITE SPECIAL 6160 0 1 0 1 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
INITIATE KILLER 6188 0 1 0 1 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
PRISSY LYNNE 6162 0 1 0 1 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
ATOMIC ORANGE 6156 0 1 0 1 ANOTHER FIASCO (541)
CONQUESTADOR 6185 0 1 0 1 FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
DEAD MEAT 6189 0 1 0 1 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
DOUBLE-O-ZERO 6158 0 1 0 1 ANOTHER FIASCO (541)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BUCKET HEAD 5311 7 9 1 5440 OR FIGHT! 336 SUPERIOR MANAGER 22 455 NONE
MIKEY CAN'T SKA 6159 0 1 0 ANOTHER FIASCO 541 BANDIT PRINCE 25 455 NONE
MAC 3965 8 10 2 BLITZKRIEG 271 HALO 14 5711 453
NIGHTWING 6092 1 2 0 THE BREW CREW 526 HIGH ELF 19 455 NONE
CORINTHIAN 6034 2 6 1 THE DREAMING 529 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 455 NONE
GUARD DOG 6182 0 1 0 FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 544 DADDY 6153 455
B 6164 0 1 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA II 542 HIGH ELF 19 455 NONE
TRICH 6147 0 3 0 STDS 534 RILLION 21 455 NONE
HOPE DESTRUCTOR 6131 2 1 0 VAGRANT REGIME 539 MARCIE 6076 454
DUSTY CHERUB 6135 1 2 0 VAGRANT REGIME 539 BROWN KITTY TOO 6118 454
CRUELTY 5740 0 1 0 WOLF PACK 423 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 455 NONE
TYRANNY 5815 0 1 0 WOLF PACK 423 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24 455 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Jhans -- I'm back Bi-atch! -- Mordraith
P.S. For those who don't know 5440 or Fight!
Nunzio -- God damn?! I didn't realize you were so close to surpassing *MY* kill
total... I've only got a one kill cushion (though I did it in much fewer fights)...
I think the time has come to pick up my crown as the king of the killers... --
Mordraith, D.R.C. for life
Jekyll -- You're still here? Obviously you have prospered in Jhans' lean times...
You'll soon be back in the gutter where you belong... -- Mordraith
Manager -- He (superior) is just living up to his namesake... -- Mordraith
Bookie -- It's hard for Jeckyll to talk with that... -- Mordraith
Chaos Inc -- You're coming? Really? Did you talk to silverstroker? Did he tell you
what it's like here? Still coming? -- Mordraith
Toad -- There I was in the middle of a crappy turn and who comes through with two
wins for me? YOU!! of course. I've noticed a pattern in our fights when I challenge
you I win and when you challenge me...I win. I swear to god your warriors lay down
more than the girls the Bunny Ranch. Do you realize that your team accounts for over
20% of my team's total wins? 20-frothin'-percent!!! Do you like pain or something?!
You were five fights over 50% and now you're 19 UNDER! In only 12 turns at that! I
would respect you for takin' your beating like a man but you got one kill on me in
Osksi and ran your mouth like you schooled me! You figure out who I am in here
(where I own you) and give this snooty-ass "I've got nothing to say b/c you say
nothing" bullcrap. When you thought you had the upper-hand you sure wanted to talk
didn't ya? I guess reality set in for ya, huh, boy? From now on anywhere and
everywhere I see you I'm going to beat the holy hell out of your guys. You're
marked. In other words, if we were in prison I'd be trading you for a pack of
smokes. That clear enough for ya, buddy! -- Bookie
Manager -- Thanks for clarifying. Are you reading the newsletter online b/c I'm a
li'l confused how you knew I wrote you. I understand the higher priority on the DM 4
contest but know that you'd always be a welcome addition here in Jhans. And as to
you not being in this kill contest, I attributed that to you bein' scared. (grin)
No explanation needed. Maybe you can make if for "Capture The Flag." G'luck on the
sands (except against the KLK). (grin) -- Bookie
Drips -- I have bad news. Your grandma died in a horrible hot tup accident. She
went down and never came up! -- The Jhans Morgue
P.S. We went to check if she was an organ donor and come to find out she's been
donating that organ for years!
Halo 14 -- You dare speak such filth sitting on the throne? Don't know if you're
aware but that's mine. You just keepin' it warm. Jhans is and always has been MY
house. (evil grin) Now take the severed head off the stake, quit drinking bodily
fluids (blood) and lose the 'head' fetish, you sick freak. Be thankful you have an
FE advantage. It's the only thing saving your ass. -- Bookie
Jekyll -- Hey! You talked! Coo'! Honest I've got to say that so far I'm quite
surprised and imprsesed with what I've seen of your team. I wish I had someone in
your range (Halo 14) but maybe I can catch you before you grad. Lookin' forward to
'greeting' Chaos with you when they get here. (evil grin) The Midnite Foundation and
the KLK...we could be the MF'n KLK! Just an idea, if the name gets by the censor!
(laugh) -- Bookie
P.S. If I can ask you, why did the other MFr's go inactive?
Saint -- Umm, sorry THREE people told you the missing managers. I'm sure you'll
never forget after all the repitition. Me, Polarius and AZ shoulda consulted before
we did that to you. -- Bookie
Better three than none, but the Saint isn't here today. -- Temp Ed.
All -- If not this turn then the next, someone's coming back. For some of you he
needs no introduction, but for the rest of you: Let me introduce to you...the newest
member of the KLK, a personal friend of mine...the rizza, the jizza, the NATURAL BORN
KILLA...NBK himself...MORDRAITH!!! Let Chaos have Silver Stroke. My money's on NBK
all froth'n day long. -- Bookie
Any chance of Doc LeMa$e showing up?
Pigfeed -- Good fight. Next time maybe you won't parry. (shrug) -- Bookie and
Bibidy-Bobidy-Boo
P.S. Does your name mean anything in particular?
Chain -- Ouch. 1-4 and two dead. Tsk. Tsk. You shouldn't go 7-3 off the start in
here. It gets you noticed. So, you can stick if out or you can run. Which it gonna
be? -- Bookie
Hmmm, I lose my fight. Go to the infirmary and THEN the crowd starts chanting my
name? What the froth? -- Badda Bamm
They were all drunk.
Polarius -- (re: The Firm) Nother?! Hell no!! Just like your wife, The Firm call
me 'daddy'. (evil grin) Just playin'...now put down the knife and the bottle of
extenze. (laugh) Don't make me call you 'Mister Mushroom'! -- Bookie
P.S. This was my "return fire" for all the right-wing rhetoric I've let slip by the
past three turns. As to my true feelings on The Firm: I'm disgusted that
anything/anyone associated with my DM career could be so wussy-fied. If they ever do
come back they won't stay for long. I assure you of that.
Iver -- What the hell you feedin' your boys these days? They are on a nice tear
aren't they? Down the road I'd love to know what you've done with 'em. We got
'Draith back (this or next turn) and I've asked Tony (Cosmo) to email Jim (Ultraist).
Maybe even Kevan will come back! Oh, btw...in case you haven't noticed Chaos, Inc.
is planning to invade Jhans. You up to some organized beat downs? It'll be like old
days... -- Bookie
Sir Chester -- If 'Cheeto' shows up I want you to beat the cheese-dust off that fool
at every opportunity. Get raedy. The beat down's about to go down. -- Bookie
Speaking of Chaos, Inc...what kind of name is 'Assamite'? Is that something like a
'Crotch Crickett?' Think we should call Assamite 'Crabs'? Maybe just 'Crab-boy.'
(snicker) -- Bookie
Slashin'speck -- That was an awesome fight. Thank the gods it turned out like it
did. -- Cluracan
Bookie -- Got the jump. Got lucky. Hope it turns out the same way next time we
meet. lol -- P-Diddy, mgr. The Dreaming
All -- I've been sitting back chillin' and then I hear all these Frothin haters
dissin the KLK. That's it! No more mister nice P-Diddy. I wll turn the sands red
with the blood of the non-believers. KLK; KLK Boom. -- P-Diddy
Jealousy Rains -- Pis not hapy. You got me sent to the DA. See y'all next time
around. -- Corinthian
Shocking Toad -- Bookie's got it out for you, son. The best advice I can give you is
run, rabbit, run. -- P-Diddy
All -- Are all the people gone for the tourney or are they running scared? Just food
for thought. -- P-Diddy
Polarius -- Ain't seen or heard from you in a while. So I had to give you a shout
out. Keep flyin' the flag. Kerry in 04. (snicker) -- P-(stil not voting for Bush
either) Diddy
All -- Kamikazi and Shattered Dreams ya need to get back up in here. Come my KLK
Brothers and kill with us. The Brew Crew will be back real soon, so all you haters
get what's coming to ya. -- P-Diddy
Sir Chester -- Glad to see you joined the good guys (lol). But on the real good to
have you with us. -- P-Diddy
All -- We need more people to pick on. The arena is starting to dry up.
Azrael -- Nobody, and I mean nobody is better than me. Ya feel me. -- P-Diddy
Ed -- Sorry so sloppy. I'll try typing next time for your convenience. -- P-Diddy
Typing would be good, but Ed doesn't have to do the type-in, and neither do I,
so who cares? -- Temp Ed.
Blind Hypocrisy -- You and your manager are all fools. I live in the south (Heart of
Dixie to be exact) and did not take kindly to you referring to us as the KKK. It's
the KLK and you would be wise to remember that. -- P-Diddy
Bookie -- I hear Chaos Inc. is coming. This will cheer me up. I always enjoy new
whippin' boys. (lol) -- P-Diddy
Wastem Wuornas -- Why won't you die? Let me try this one more time. -- Devastator
All -- I've enjoyed my one turn as top team. Thanks Turtle, for not running. --
Azrael
Chaos is coming, ohh, what do we do? Drinks at the Loucas Lounge, if they lost three
turns, are one me. I'm just asking that they last one turn more in here than their
newest member, Silver Stroke. Ha, ha! -- Azrael, Lord of the Fallen
Polarius -- No hurt feelings. I thought it was a legal challenge too. -- Azrael
Outloud -- Cheesy Puffs, cheesy puffs. -- Skirza Slapstick
Slayem Stayner -- You might want to get those cuts looked. Skirza borrowed that
shield. You might be infected. -- Ravage
Corinthian -- Sorry if I got you DA'd this turn. -- Jealousy Rains
Outloud -- Argh, I leave for the tourney and then my manager decided to skip it and
buy COMICS!!! -- Badda Bang
Badda Bamm -- Stay away from my buttocks dude; you shouldn't have tried to go there.
-- Ravage
Toad -- When Chaos shows, if they show, you'd better hope they like you because if
they don't, oh damn. I'd hate to be you, but wait, I forgot you like handing out
wins. -- Azrael, ROFLMFAO
All, but especially Bookie -- Sorry to have slipped on getting the spotlights written
lately. It's been one damned thing after another, but I expect to have a couple of
weeks clear for writing in June.... -- the Scribe
P.S. No, seriously, things should be moving again shortly.
8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it. Chaos is coming....
14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke. He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos. We shall indeed be better for his joining.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BUCKET HEAD was butchered by SUPERIOR MANAGER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CORINTHIAN was dispatched by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
NIGHTWING was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TRICH was dealt death by RILLION in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
CRUELTY was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
MIKEY CAN'T SKA was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
TYRANNY was butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
B was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK unbelievably bested PINK BEAR in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
UNION JACK unbelievably bested MARCIE in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fight.
KANE was overpowered by SLAYIN STAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DONNA handily defeated DRIPS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
OBLIVIOUS subdued KILL'EM KREPP in a 3 minute Challenge match.
LUCIFERI devastated CONFESSION in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SLASHIN' SPECK was narrowly defeated by DEVASTATOR in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SHAWNDA overpowered WASTEM WUORNOS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
PIGFEED PICKTAN overpowered FUNKY COLD MEDINA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SYPHILIS viciously subdued CLURACAN in a dull 11 minute brutal Challenge duel.
CHLAMYDIA was devastated by TROJAN MAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SHADOW STARR overpowered CLAP in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge match.
JEALOUSY RAINS was overpowered by ARACHNE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BROWN KITTY TOO devastated PSYCHO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
DRIVER overpowered ANOTHER BLANKEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DEATH STRYKE was luckily beaten by POCOHONTAS in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge fray.
HALO 14 overcame GHETTO KING in a 1 minute veteran's Title contest.
M. THRASHER demolished KERRY BEAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
CANIS LUPUS beat KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute fight.
RAVAGE was vanquished by HUGGY BEAR in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SUBZERO was vanquished by TANTRIC in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SCORPINE unbelievably bested CHIEF BLING-BLING$ in a action packed 6 minute bout.
TIKI BOB was outlasted by THE DARK in a dull 23 minute competition.
BADDA BAMM overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIBIDY-BOBIDY-BOO was vanquished by BADDA BANG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
REAPER beat KRUNK MONKEY in a 3 minute novice's match.
DADDY assassinated GUARD DOG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
LUCKY STRIKE handily defeated PRISSY LYNNE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ATOMIC ORANGE was defeated by DIEMON in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
HEPCAT demolished DEAD MEAT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DOUBLE-O-ZERO was overpowered by BLACKJACK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MIDNITE SPECIAL was overcome by SOMATRO in a popular 1 minute beginner's match.
GAMBIT was luckily beaten by DANGER DANCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute novice's duel.
RIZZLE-DIZZLE unbelievably bested INITIATE KILLER in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
CONQUESTADOR was vanquished by THE LOVE BELOW in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 25 WALL OF STEEL 27 - 11 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 TOTAL PARRY 41 - 22 - 0 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 BASHING ATTACK 33 - 33 - 2 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 40 - 41 - 5 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 LUNGING ATTACK 84 - 105 - 9 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 AIMED BLOW 8 - 16 - 1 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 32 - 2 24 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 12 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 12 - 0 14 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 455 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 5 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 6 4 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 11 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 5
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK HALO 14 5711 14 9 2 111 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
WALL OF STEEL SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996 10 3 0 81 THE FALLEN (524)
STRIKING ATTACK KERRY BEAR 3994 10 7 0 70 BLITZKRIEG (271)
TOTAL PARRY UNION JACK 6015 11 0 0 64 BLITZKRIEG (271)
BASHING ATTACK HUGGY BEAR 6002 9 4 0 50 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
AIMED BLOW ARACHNE 5712 4 3 0 38 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KERRY BEAR 3994. The most popular warrior this turn
was MARCIE 6076. The ten other most popular fighters were CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091,
GAMBIT 6161, CORINTHIAN 6034, DEATH STRYKE 6019, CRUELTY 5740, KILL'EM KREPP 5892, M.
THRASHER 5312, KRUNK MONKEY 5939, HEPCAT 6157, and PINK BEAR 5883.
The least popular fighter this week was TIKI BOB 6004. The other ten least popular
fighters were THE DARK 5715, CLURACAN 6035, SYPHILIS 6129, THE LOVE BELOW 6187,
CONQUESTADOR 6185, DOUBLE-O-ZERO 6158, DEAD MEAT 6189, BIBIDY-BOBIDY-BOO 6085,
SCORPINE 6119, and SUBZERO 6120.