DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/22/2004    Duedate: 08/04/2004

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-461

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAD MILKSTER
LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
(36-5052) [14-5-2,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DONNA                          ... A HORSE
BABES (416)                    PORN IN A BARN (551)
(36-5966) [11-6-0,117]         (36-6304) [4-1-1,46]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TROJAN MAN                     ILSARIA
BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)          CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
(36-5710) [14-6-3,77]          (36-4004) [4-2-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BABES (416)                 42
2. THE FALLEN (524)            39      THE CHADS (482)
3. LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)  37      Unchartered Team
4. THE DREAMING (529)          28
5. BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)       26ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*WOLFCATS (556)             1   0  0  100   1/ 1 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515) 10  3 2
 2- 3 REVELATION (543)          99  58  6 63.1   2/ 6 THE DREAMING (529)        9  4 2
 3/ 4 THE CHADS (482)           76  49  3 60.8   3/ 3 KAMIKAZI (533)            7  7 2
 4- 6 QUEBEC (461)              10   7  0 58.8   4/ 5 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     7  7 0
 5- 8 ALMOST! (316)             48  35  2 57.8   5/ 9 ANARKYSTS (341)           6  9 1
 6/ 5 KAMIKAZI (533)            36  27  3 57.1   6/15 THE FALLEN (524)          6  9 1
 7- 9 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     226 191 35 54.2   7/11*PORN IN A BARN (551)      5  9 0
 8-11*TWISTED (548)              8   7  0 53.3   8/10 PAST TENSE (28)           4  1 1
 9/ 0 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 275 245 18 52.9   9- 4 BLITZKRIEG (271)          4  1 0
10/10 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     58  52  7 52.7  10/28 HELTER SKELTER (256)      4  3 0
11/ 0*ANIMATED DESTRUCTI (545)  11  10  1 52.4  11-12 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      4  3 0
12/16 PAST TENSE (28)           37  34  1 52.1  12/16*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    4  8 0
13/13 BABES (416)              215 198  7 52.1  13/ 8 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)   4 10 0
14/14 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     48  45  5 51.6  14/24*FORTIFEX (540)            4 11 0
15/17 HELTER SKELTER (256)     500 476 29 51.2  15/ 0 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)  3  2 0
16-18 BLITZKRIEG (271)         147 141 14 51.0  16- 7 ALMOST! (316)             3  2 0
17/15 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)  157 151  8 51.0  17- 2 REVELATION (543)          3  2 0
18/12 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      33  33  3 50.0  18/30*NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (552)  3  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 THE DREAMING (529)        25  27  3 48.1  19/25 ERRATA (490)              3  7 0
20/19 THE FALLEN (524)          45  49  2 47.9  20/17 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     3  8 0
21/22 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  74  83 13 47.1  21/14*MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    3  9 2
22/21 ANARKYSTS (341)          320 379 35 45.8  22/ 0*ANIMATED DESTRUCTI (545)  2  0 0
23/23*MY BEST BUDS (505)         6   8  0 42.9  23/19*MY BEST BUDS (505)        2  1 0
24/ 0 SCARRY TEAM (325)        130 175  4 42.6  24/ 0 SCARRY TEAM (325)         2  3 0
25/30*NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (552)   3   5  0 37.5  25/21 BABES (416)               2  3 0
26/25*MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    11  21  5 34.4  26/20 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      2  5 0
27/26*PORN IN A BARN (551)       8  16  1 33.3  27/22 THE CHADS (482)           2  5 0
28/24*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)     4   8  0 33.3  28-26*WOLFCATS (556)            1  0 0
29/27 ERRATA (490)              21  45  1 31.8  29-29 QUEBEC (461)              1  1 0
30/29*FORTIFEX (540)             6  16  0 27.3  30-13*TWISTED (548)             1  4 0
31/ 2*SUPERIOR HORDE 196 (528)   2   6  0 25.0  31/27*SUPERIOR HORDE 196 (528)  1  6 0
32-28*PB OR NOT PB (549)         2   6  0 25.0  32-31*SPACE WOLVES (523)        0  5 0
33-31*SPACE WOLVES (523)         0   5  0  0.0  33-23*PB OR NOT PB (549)        0  4 0
34/ 0*102 MUTATIONS (522)        0   1  0  0.0  34/ 0*102 MUTATIONS (522)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                               CAPTURE THE FLAG NOTICE

Hello, guys.  Next turn is a very important turn as it is the turn your flag bearer
will be chosen.  Look on the newsletter and look for each listed teams lowest ranked
guy and GO GET HIM THE NEXT TURN.  G'luck to you all and there is one minor rule
update.

The rules have been set up to cover all things that could happen to your flag-
bearer...losing to a NPC, DA'ing your own flag-bearer, etc.  The one clarification is
about points received on a turn where you DA your own flag-bearer.  While getting to
keep your flag (and having it placed on the new lowest ranked warrior on your team)
you will receive no points for your own flag on a turn where you DA your own flag-
bearer.  Just wanted to clear that up and prevent any confusion.

G'luck to everybody.

Bookie

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 500): JEJUNE of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 386): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 505): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 501): STANLEY'S CUP of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 500): HOWLER of THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 504): SECOND OMEN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 501): PESCHISOLIDO of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 496): SIR PENT of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 487): PURPLE FIREFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 486): THE BUTCHER of NASTY MOB (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 460): POSTMASTER P of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 451): STEVEN SCIMITAR of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): MYRON NAGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 438): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (Muffy, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 386): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 183): LAWYER of PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 171): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 336): YOU of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 148): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 379): SLEEPLESS PARANOIA of PARENTHOOD from DWES EG (TUM)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 500): CLAN BATTLEAXE (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 386): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 505): THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 501): CHEETO'S HEROES (Cheeto, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 500): RENEGADES II (Elizamir, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 504): SCIENCE FICTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 501): FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 496): BLOODSHED (Cheeto, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 487): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 486): SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 460): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 451): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 438): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 386): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 183): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 171): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 336): SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 148): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 379): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 504): HARALDUR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 500): HOWLER of THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 503): ZEP of IRON BROTHERS (Dan, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 495): SULTAN OF SWING of TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 487): PURPLE FIREFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
                            PICKLE JUICE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
                            VASSAL of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
                            HANNAH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 486): THE BUTCHER of NASTY MOB (Papa Bear, mgr.)
               (turn 485): SYRANO BLOODBANE of THE BLOODBANES (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 460): POSTMASTER P of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
              (turn 459): PINK BEAR of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): MYRON NAGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
                   (turn 196): MISS CON DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 437): EL RIPPOFF of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 182): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 171): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Perhaps it is HELTER SKELTER members' intannibility that enabled them 
to move from 28th to 10th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were 
muttering after NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS showed JHANS what they could do:  2-1-0 to move up 
by 12.  Practice pays for GAMBIT, who pummelled CLUTCH SHUTTLE, to pocket 24 points.  
Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, MARCIE was winsome, after beating SLAYIN 
STAYNER and seeing him lose 19 points.  In JHANS, nothing is permanent (except 
Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, MAD MILKSTER.  So who's the team 
that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt 
to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in JHANS avoid 5440 OR FIGHT!.  As a woman of good 
breeding scorns the "warriors" of THE CHADS, so did that sorry team shy from 5440 OR 
FIGHT!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  
Whatever it is, SLASHIN' SPECK is the most challenged warrior.  My love of complete 
Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, INDESTRUCTIBLE IV and WASTEM 
WUORNOS.  Are PAST TENSE unwilling to engage in a fair fight?  I thought 
INDESTRUCTIBLE IV showed great skill and promise when he bested WASTEM WUORNOS.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Sober up, 
young warriors, and take note of CLUTCH SHUTTLE's fate!  GAMBIT of MEMPHIS MAFIA II 
handily did it in.  Experience counts for something on JHANS' sands.  Charity is 
unknown in JHANS, and rightly so.  BLIND HYPOCRISY exacted their revenge against THE 
DREAMING.  Justice was served as MORAXX fought JEALOUSY RAINS in bloodfeud.  Well 
done, FORTIFEX!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for JHANS?  On that giddy 
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAD MILKSTER 5052            14   5  2   115       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNA 5966                   11   6  0   117       BABES (416)
 CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010        14   9  0   106       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 HUGGY BEAR 6002              13   6  0    98       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HANGING 5507                 11   5  0    90       THE CHADS (482)
 BADDA BANG 6013               8   9  0    85       THE FALLEN (524)
 WHIRLING MIST 5026           15   7  0    84       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-MANICOUAGAN 4966              9   4  0    83       QUEBEC (461)
 OBLIVIOUS 6101                9   2  0    79       KAMIKAZI (533)
 TROJAN MAN 5710              14   6  3    77       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
-HUNGOVER 3723                13   3  0    74       ALMOST! (316)
-BLOOD MOON 6175               9   5  0    74       REVELATION (543)
 MORACH RAZH 6239             14  14  0    72       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 BADDA BAMM 6075               9   6  0    71       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-KERRY BEAR 3994              11  10  1    70       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-UNION JACK 6015              14   1  0    67       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996         13   6  0    67       THE FALLEN (524)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISERY 6232                   8   2  0    66       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 CY 6234                       7   4  0    66       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 MARCIE 6076                   5   8  1    66       BABES (416)
-PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST 3675     11   9  2    63       ALMOST! (316)
-GROPING CHICKENS 3972         4   1  0    60       ALMOST! (316)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRIVER 6055                   7   6  2    56       KAMIKAZI (533)
 REAPER 6150                   6   2  0    55       KAMIKAZI (533)
 ANOTHER BLANKEE 6117          6   5  0    51       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 SLASHIN' SPECK 5854           8  15  2    50       ANARKYSTS (341)
-TITANIC 178                   9   7  0    48       PAST TENSE (28)
 DEVASTATOR 6079               8   7  0    48       THE FALLEN (524)
 KILL'EM KREPP 5892            9   4  0    47       ANARKYSTS (341)
 SHAWNDA 6032                  6   5  1    47       THE DREAMING (529)
 ... A HORSE 6304              4   1  1    46       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 CLURACAN 6035                 9   2  0    43       THE DREAMING (529)
 SLAYIN STAYNER 5891           9   4  1    42       ANARKYSTS (341)
 PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124          8   3  0    39       ANARKYSTS (341)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BATTERING RAM 6198            4   1  0    39       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 SHADOW STARR 5999             8  11  1    36       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-KRUNK MONKEY 5939             2   2  0    36       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 BROWN KITTY TOO 6118          6   5  1    35       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091       3   5  0    35       THE DREAMING (529)
-THE LAST TRUMP 6173           7   2  1    34       REVELATION (543)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ILSARIA 4004                  4   2  0    33       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 GAMBIT 6161                   2   5  2    33       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 SUBZERO 6120                  7   4  1    32       KAMIKAZI (533)
 OBSIDIA 4001                  4   1  1    32       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
-FURIOUS INHALER 4047          1   1  0    31       ALMOST! (316)
-COSMIC TRIGGER 6215           3   0  0    30       TWISTED (548)
 INDESTRUCTIBLE IV 1350        3   2  0    30       PAST TENSE (28)
-THE LAMB 6293                 2   1  0    30       REVELATION (543)
 MORVAANA 4002                 4   3  0    29       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 THE LOVE BELOW 6187           3   1  1    29       THE DREAMING (529)
-GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291        3   0  0    29       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-TIGERWOLF 6366                1   0  0    29       WOLFCATS (556)
 MONKEY SHINE 5927             3   0  0    28       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-FUNKY COLD MEDINA 6154        2   4  0    28       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-MISCOUNT 6090                 1   3  0    28       THE CHADS (482)
-PRINCE OF LIES 6171           5   4  0    27       REVELATION (543)
 SCORPINE 6119                 7   4  0    25       KAMIKAZI (533)
 P.R.U.W. 6328                 3   0  0    25       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-OPHELIAROG 6222               1   1  0    24       PB OR NOT PB (549)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PALADIN 5410                  4   6  0    23       ERRATA (490)
 FRANKENSLOSH 5901             4   1  0    23       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 SKUNK #1 5719                 4   3  0    23       MY BEST BUDS (505)
-THE BEAST 6296                3   0  0    23       REVELATION (543)
 SUZIE SHORT 6317              2   0  0    22       NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (552)
 HAY RIDE 6305                 3   2  0    21       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-ROUGH RIDER 6295              2   1  0    21       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-STRAW GOLEM 6197              2   2  0    20       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 MORAXX 6292                   2   2  0    20       FORTIFEX (540)
 DIMPLED 5776                  5   4  0    19       THE CHADS (482)
 BLACKJACK 6163                3   2  2    19       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 FLYING BLADE 6196             3   2  0    19       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 SOMATRON 6143                 2   3  0    19       FORTIFEX (540)
-YERN'N FER'N URN 1508         2   2  0    18       PAST TENSE (28)
 SCRAGGLE ROCK 6310            3   2  1    17       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 CLOVER 5959                   3   7  0    17       ERRATA (490)
-SPATHIC 6189                  2   2  0    17       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 PIXIE DUST 6308               3   2  0    15       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-THAI-STICK 5720               2   0  0    15       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311         2   3  1    14       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 NEW RED BLANKET 6338          2   1  1    14       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
-DISCHORDIA 6216               2   1  0    14       TWISTED (548)
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307       0   5  0    13       THE FALLEN (524)
 SWAN PRINCESS 6373            1   0  1    12       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
-CORDELLIAROG 6225             1   1  0    11       PB OR NOT PB (549)
 FRANNIE FOX 6424              1   0  0    11       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 BOPGIEPOP PHANTOM 6345        1   0  0    11       THE DREAMING (529)
 WASTEM WUORNOS 6123           0  11  0    11       ANARKYSTS (341)
-RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923            3   1  0    10       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 SUICIDE SLUSH 6388            1   0  0    10       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 SUPER SIZE ME 6347            1   0  0    10       PAST TENSE (28)
 I.B. KLONIN 6408              1   0  0    10       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 JERU THA DAMAJA 6421          1   0  0    10       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-DANCING BONES 6194            2   2  1     9       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FRENCH HAMSTER 6294           2   1  0     9       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 NEON'S MAMMA 6376             0   1  0     9       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 PROBLEM 5977                  2   2  0     8       ERRATA (490)
-FNORD 6217                    2   1  0     8       TWISTED (548)
 DIVIT 5974                    1   3  0     8       ERRATA (490)
 DREAD FOOL 6410               1   0  0     7       FORTIFEX (540)
 KIZZY LYNNE 6375              0   1  0     7       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 BENNY LANG 6315               1   1  0     6       NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (552)
 JEALOUSY RAINS 6380           1   1  1     5       THE FALLEN (524)
 LOWLY WORM 6427               1   0  0     5       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 VENUS 6359                    0   1  0     5       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 HAIL MARY 6389                0   1  0     5       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 MR. CHAOS 6411                0   1  0     5       FORTIFEX (540)
 JEALOUSY STARR 6378           1   1  0     4       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-HAMLETROG 6227                0   2  0     2       PB OR NOT PB (549)
 RUTTIN BIGGS 6316             0   2  0     2       NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (552)
-BRUTUSROG 6226                0   2  0     2       PB OR NOT PB (549)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           0   1  0     1       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 ELIZABETH RABBIT 6425         0   1  0     1       SCARRY TEAM (325)
-LUMINARIE 6354                0   1  0     1       TWISTED (548)
 SALLY 6426                    0   1  0     1       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 VAELIN 6395                   0   1  0     1       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 LANCE ARMSTRONG 6422          0   1  0     1       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 IMMORTAL LEMMING 5971         0   1  0     1       102 MUTATIONS (522)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
JUJU HAND 6348         0  2 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336    THE LOVE BELOW 6187   460         
CLEOPATRA 6374         0  1 0 BABES 416             BLACK ORC 20          461 NONE    
TOASTED TURTLE 6423    0  1 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   RILLION 21            461 NONE    
ARACHNE 5712           6  5 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   DRIVER 6055           459 REVENGED
CONFESSION 6003        6  6 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   SHAWNDA 6032          459 JUST REV
CHENEY 6414            0  1 0 THE CHADS 482         RILLION 21            461 NONE    
DECAIRA 4005           1  4 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    BLACK ORC 20          461 NONE    
KILL 6396              0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 550 HIGH ELF 19           461 NONE    
DA 6412                0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 550 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     461 NONE    
LULLABI 6297           0  1 0 EXQUISITE CORPS I 546 ... A HORSE 6304      457 NOT REVE
KLK HUNTER 6409        0  1 0 FORTIFEX 540          SWAN PRINCESS 6373    461         
QUEEN SLEEZ 6142       1  2 0 FORTIFEX 540          SUBZERO 6120          460         
QUAGULA 6386           0  1 0 FORTIFEX 540          JEALOUSY RAINS 6380   460 JUST REV
CLUTCH SHUTTLE 6060    4  3 0 HELTER SKELTER 256    GAMBIT 6161           461         
DADDY 6153             1  2 1 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE 515 BLACKJACK 6163        457 NOT REVE
WILLY'S WONDER 5717    0  2 0 MY BEST BUDS 505      SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311 458 JUST REV
AMANDA LEWIS 6313      0  1 0 NORTHSIDE BULLOCK 552 NEW RED BLANKET 6338  459         
TEN PACKS A DAY 6346   1  1 1 PAST TENSE 28         SLASHIN' SPECK 5854   461         
COCKROACH IX 6405      0  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    WURM KIN 27           461 NONE    
COCKROACH X 6406       0  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    WURM KIN 27           461 NONE    
GOAT CHEESE 6302       0  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    SCRAGGLE ROCK 6310    457 NOT REVE
BLUEBEARD 6029         2  2 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 19 528 WURM KIN 27           461 NONE    
D 6030                 0  1 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 19 528 STONE GOLEM 26        461 NONE    
A 6026                 0  1 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 19 528 RILLION 21            461 NONE    
C 6028                 0  1 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 19 528 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     461 NONE    
B 6027                 0  1 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 19 528 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    461 NONE    
SNOW CRASH 6218        1  2 0 TWISTED 548           GAMBIT 6161           459         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Editor -- What's with all the political nonsense in the personal ads?  A whole DM
column about Bush?  Kinda takes away from the ancient gladiatorial theme don't you
think? -- Sylvester F., mgr. Wolfcats

     I do think, but I also thought maybe it was just me.... -- Ed.

Sylvester -- Oh NO!  You called me an Andorian!  BOO HOO, WHHAA!  I am so devastated
that you did that.  How shall I ever live with myself.  Yawn...get a life. -- Rillion

Bookie -- Well if you do kill one, I hope it's Dimpled.  I don't know why I am
running that sorry excuse of a warrior. -- Rillion

WWHOOO  HOOOO!!! - Rillion, finally getting his DA cast-off to match up with his DA
monster....

Bookie et al. -- I can lead you to knowledge but I cannot make you think. -- Shocking
Toad

Mithril -- Sup, you drunk new jersian, you.  *grin*  I had a froth'n blast at the F2F
with you, man.  I think we went about fifty-fifty against each other but that's not
the important thing.  The important thing is that you were even cooler in person than
you were on yahoo.  Can't wait to see you again, bro.  You're always cool to me. --
Bookie/Mike

Polarius -- Bro, CONGRATS.  Thank you very much for giving me the honour of reading
your title fight.  I'd never been asked to read a title fight before and I'm glad
that my first one to read was when you won the rookies tournament at your first face.
I should've known when I jokingly said to you that you were less of a man than me if
you didn't TC your first face since I TC'd my first that you'd TC for no other reason
than spite.  *evil grin*  Well, I guess I'll give the devil his due:  You matched me,
bro.  I'm proud of ya. --Bookie/Mike
P.S.  You're still not the man I am...bwahahahaha.  *grin* j/k

     *whew* I'm glad there aren't two of you...that'd just be a bit much. -- Ed.

Sandy, Lee, and Marie -- To Sandy and Lee... good to see you again.  Marie...nice to
meet you for the first time.  *grin*  The tourney was a blast and I'd say it went off
fairly smoothly.  You guys did a hella job!  Thanks for makin' for such a great
weekend!  You guys rock! -- Bookie/mike
P.S.  No matter what Marie says...<does his best Clinton>  "I did not...have sexual
relations...with that chair."  *grin*  Don't ask....

P Diddi -- Oh my god.  Grasshopper went to Memphis and took the pebble from my hand.
You runner-up'd with The Love Below.  At your first face!  With only seven months
worth of playing!  Dude...the only thing I regret about it is that now I'm gonna have
to put up with that damn guy in here for the contest!! Way to go, bro.  I'm prouder
than you could imagine.  *sniff-sniff*  P's all grown up.... -- Bookie/Mike

All -- Thanks to everyone that helped me at the face (you know who you are).  It was
mad fun; looking forward to next time.  {klk for life} -- Pdiddy

Sir Chester -- Sorry I missed the turn.  You will see some additional astrums on your
next statement. -- Polarius

Jhans -- It was very nice meeting so many of you at the face.  I really enjoyed it.
I almost feel bad about beating up on the Chaos guys now!  *just kidding* -- Polarius

Polarius -- I don't usually write p-ads in arenas I'm not running in, but...I read
and scout this arena for my charts.  You can leave a p-ad and I'll see it. --
Baphomet
P.S.  After TW III, I'll probably start a team here.

Bookie -- Had to send my regards. -- Baphomet

Azrael -- Sending info regarding that style that might help. -- Baphomet

Polarius -- You should've known better than to trust a wise old street walker...she
can't keep anything to herself, hell!  Never could!!!  Unfortunately you have had the
misfortune of finding out the hard way. -- Sir Chester
P.S.  By the way, my mother used to give me astrums to take her home also, heeeeeeee,
heeeeeeee.  A wonderful mother she be! -- Sir Chester

Azrael -- So sorry you missed out on a good thing (my mother).  Will try to hook you
up with someone in the near future...bring your protection, the ladies I/we know have
stds! -- Sir Chester

Polarius -- Will be on the lookout for that warrior database and will share it with
ol Baphomet which lives only a few steps away.  Thanks for booking us up.  In return
I'll hook you up with one of the sleazy ladies of the night, but be warned...it could
be risky! -- Sir Chester

Bookie -- Yes!  Will meet you at the Loucas Lounge and we'll toast a few in Frosty's
death.  I can share your sorrows...for I have lost four warriors in the last
tourney...let's drink till we puke!!!  OH!  To your question "GREAT DAMAGE" with
little remorse, if any at all.  I will be seeking out (tp's) with that one! -- Sir
Chester

Bookie -- "OUCH!"  You're pretty rough on ol Polarius are you not?  That's crazy
man!!!  LOL! -- Sir Chester

Wolf Pack -- Were you in Noblish Island about 2 1/2 years ago?  Or was that someone
other than you?  I was once there with a team called THE ELIMINATORS. -- Sir Chester

Polarius/KLK -- Have not received any account statement as of this writing, but must
tell you that I was very surprised with the KLK contribution and the kindness
bestowed upon me.  I thank any who put into help me out...thanks KLK!  I owe you many
drunks and hope to do it way sooner than later, hell...for being so kind I'll see if
my mother will pay you this time around?  And you can even have at my sisters for one
month...how's that sound? -- Sir Chester

KLK -- I turned fight sheets in for this turn...Sir Chester!  What team is Cheetos?

Toad -- Pink Bear as Duelmaster was a fluke.  You have top team because Bookie,
Turtle and I knocked each other out of it and considering I sign half my personals
with my team name involved I'm not too hard to find. -- Azrael, Lord of the Fallen
P.S.  Does that help?

KLK -- It seems we have a problem.  Apparently no one has bothered to tell the new
guys the alliance rules.  And seeing how there's only 'two' it shouldn't be hard to
do.
     1)  No intra-alliance challenges Adepts or below except bloodfeuds.
     2)  Bloofeuds will be conducted with a one or a five kill desire and you aim at
         non-vitals i.e. arms or legs.

Now how bad is that?  Bookie and Polarius, you two are the team diplomats and the
guys who have invited everyone in.  I hold you two responsible for this lack of
protocol.  If anyone in the alliance has had these rules breached against them,
please let me know and appropriate punishment WILL be applied.  If anyone doesn't
like this, TOUGH!  You can walk out the Black and Red door you walked in.  If anyone
has a problem they can take it up with the KLK High Council i.e. -- the founders,
Myself, Bookie and Polarius. -- Azrael
Lord High Commander
Second Seat High Council
Lord of the Fallen
M.P. of the KLK

P.R.U.W. -- Good fight. -- Donna Huntress

Matrix and Fortifex -- Next! -- Jealousy Rains

Matrix -- You want some KLK members in 10?  Alright.  I'll be sending a team there
shortly.  I'm picking up a new team at the Face. And I have NO PROBLEM coming to an
arena where 'Pikachu' is a threat.  Ha, ha!!  I just hope you don't mind me running a
partial team, Astrum ain't in abundance around here you know.  See you in 10. --
Azrael, Lord of the Fallen
P.S.  Quagula, sleep tight.

Hungover -- You win but you sad excuse for Aimbee. -- Skirza Slapstik

Slayin' Stayner -- You got KLK KLK...BANGed!! -- Badda Bang

12 July 2004
All Readers -- Due to the pressures resulting from preparing for and dealing with the
Face to Face, no spotlights will be written until it's over. -- the Scribe

17 July 2004
I am currently trying to put together a favorites chart for AD warriors.  I
desperately need help with this.  What I need are style, favorite rhythm (ex.:
hi/low), favorite weapons, and tactics.  What would be great is if you could send me
a copy of the invite with the warrior's name, id#, and arena blacked out.  This way,
I can verify that this is an actual warrior.  Minis will work, too!

For those interested, I have both a challenge style vs. style and a match-up style
vs. style chart.  There's about 250 fights calculated in these charts, and I'll be
happy to send a copy to anyone who asks.  You can contact me (if you're a free world
player) at: Rick Stringer, Merit/East, SCI, P.O. Box 500, Georgetown, DE 19947-0500.
If you're in prison, just send a diplo to:  Baphomet, Mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM
#47--North Fork.  (I also have a lot of other charts and info for anyone who wants
it.)  Thanks!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLUEBEARD was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DECAIRA was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
CHENEY was easily killed by RILLION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
COCKROACH IX was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TOASTED TURTLE was butchered by RILLION in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
COCKROACH X was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
KILL was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CLEOPATRA was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
D was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
A was slaughtered by RILLION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
C was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
B was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
TROJAN MAN beat SHAWNDA in a popular 1 minute Bloodfeud melee.
SKUNK #1 luckily beat SANDPAPER CONDOM in a exciting 6 minute bloody Bloodfeud match.
RUTTIN BIGGS was handily defeated by NEW RED BLANKET in a 1 minute Bloodfeud contest.
OBLIVIOUS was savagely defeated by HUGGY BEAR in a popular 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SCORPINE was handily defeated by ANOTHER BLANKEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
INDESTRUCTIBLE IV devastated WASTEM WUORNOS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TEN PACKS A DAY was executed by SLASHIN' SPECK in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SUBZERO defeated SOMATRON in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
HAY RIDE was subdued by BROWN KITTY TOO in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
DONNA THE HUNTRESS was beaten by CLOVER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DIMPLED slimly lost to CHIEF BLING-BLING$ in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
JEALOUSY RAINS was bested by MORAXX in a 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
POSTMASTER P lost to MAD MILKSTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title match.
WHIRLING MIST was vanquished by DONNA in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
CREEPSHOW KILLER overpowered CY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MORACH RAZH was defeated by BADDA BANG in a 2 minute duel.
SLAYIN STAYNER was overpowered by MARCIE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BADDA BAMM savagely defeated REAPER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome melee.
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK unbelievably bested DRIVER in a action packed 3 minute bout.
SHADOW STARR was overpowered by ... A HORSE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MISERY overpowered KILL'EM KREPP in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLURACAN unbelievably bested ILSARIA in a exciting 6 minute brutal fight.
DEVASTATOR overpowered MORVAANA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIGFEED PICKTAN overpowered BLACKJACK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CLUTCH SHUTTLE was butchered by GAMBIT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
SCRAGGLE ROCK was subdued by MONKEY SHINE in a 2 minute match.
THE LOVE BELOW was devastated by BATTERING RAM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FLYING BLADE defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute match.
OBSIDIA subdued PIXIE DUST in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
FRANKENSLOSH vanquished JEALOUSY STARR in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
BENNY LANG unbelievably bested BANANA GORILLA in a 2 minute brutal amateur's bout.
SUZIE SHORT handily defeated HAIL MARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
P.R.U.W. overpowered PROBLEM in a 1 minute uneven battle.
DIVIT won victory over ELIZABETH RABBIT in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
NEON'S MAMMA was vanquished by BOPGIEPOP PHANTOM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KIZZY LYNNE was devastated by JERU THA DAMAJA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUICIDE SLUSH handily defeated VAELIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DREAD FOOL outlasted IMMORTAL LEMMING in a slow 14 minute novice's fight.
MR. CHAOS was vanquished by FRANNIE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VENUS was overcome by LOWLY WORM in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
I.B. KLONIN vanquished LANCE ARMSTRONG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KLK HUNTER was easily killed by SWAN PRINCESS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SUPER SIZE ME demolished SALLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  31         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  31 -  1      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  31 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         LUNGING ATTACK   119 - 125 - 14      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  47 -  3      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  71 -  8      39  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  17 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  51 -  3      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  34 -  3      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  24 -  0      11  |

Turn 461 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 17         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    10 -  6     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  8         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  6         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MAD MILKSTER 5052          14   5  2  115 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
LUNGING ATTACK   DONNA 5966                 11   6  0  117 BABES (416)
TOTAL PARRY      OBLIVIOUS 6101              9   2  0   79 KAMIKAZI (533)
WALL OF STEEL    SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996       13   6  0   67 THE FALLEN (524)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CY 6234                     7   4  0   66 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
STRIKING ATTACK  ... A HORSE 6304            4   1  1   46 PORN IN A BARN (551)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TROJAN MAN 5710.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ILSARIA 4004.  The ten other most popular fighters were SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311, 
HUGGY BEAR 6002, DRIVER 6055, DA 6412, PIXIE DUST 6308, BROWN KITTY TOO 6118, BADDA 
BANG 6013, BADDA BAMM 6075, TROJAN MAN 5710, and CLOVER 5959.

The least popular fighter this week was DREAD FOOL 6410.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were IMMORTAL LEMMING 5971, SALLY 6426, KLK HUNTER 6409, LANCE ARMSTRONG 
6422, MR. CHAOS 6411, VAELIN 6395, KIZZY LYNNE 6375, NEON'S MAMMA 6376, PROBLEM 5977, 
and HAIL MARY 6389.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

POSTMASTER P (36-5182) HELTER SKELTER (256)