DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/05/2004    Duedate: 08/18/2004

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-462

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HUGGY BEAR
SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
(36-6002) [14-6-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HUGGY BEAR                     SPEKTER
SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)          KARNIVORZ (455)
(36-6002) [14-6-0,114]         (36-4921) [5-3-0,48]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KERRY BEAR                     SANDPAPER CONDOM
BLITZKRIEG (271)               MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
(36-3994) [12-10-1,83]         (36-6311) [2-4-1,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DREAMING (529)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLITZKRIEG (271)            53
2. CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)     49      REVELATION (543)
3. THE DREAMING (529)          47      Unchartered Team
4. HELL'S BELLES (562)         40
5. WOLFCATS (556)              38      WOLFCATS (556)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WOLFCATS (556)             2   1  0 66.7   1/ 2 THE DREAMING (529)        9  5 1
 2/ 2 REVELATION (543)         100  62  6 61.7   2/ 1 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  7  6 1
 3/ 0*HELL'S BELLES (562)        3   2  1 60.0   3/ 5 ANARKYSTS (341)           7  8 1
 4/ 3 THE CHADS (482)           76  51  3 59.8   4/ 6 THE FALLEN (524)          7  8 1
 5- 4 QUEBEC (461)              10   7  0 58.8   5/12*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    6  5 0
 6/ 6 KAMIKAZI (533)            39  29  3 57.4   6/ 4 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     6  7 0
 7/ 5 ALMOST! (316)             50  38  3 56.8   7/ 3 KAMIKAZI (533)            6  8 1
 8/ 0*THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)     9   7  1 56.3   8/13 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)   6  8 0
 9- 7 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     226 191 35 54.2   9/14*FORTIFEX (540)            6  9 0
10/ 9 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 275 250 18 52.4  10/ 8 PAST TENSE (28)           5  4 1
11-11*ANIMATED DESTRUCTI (545)  11  10  1 52.4  11/16 ALMOST! (316)             5  5 1
12/13 BABES (416)              215 200  7 51.8  12/10 HELTER SKELTER (256)      5  5 0
13/10 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     59  55  7 51.8  13/21*MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    5  7 1
14/14 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     50  47  5 51.5  14/ 9 BLITZKRIEG (271)          4  1 0
15/16 BLITZKRIEG (271)         151 142 14 51.5  15/20 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     4  7 0
16/15 HELTER SKELTER (256)     501 478 29 51.2  16/ 0*HELL'S BELLES (562)       3  2 1
17/17 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)  160 153  8 51.1  17/15 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)  3  7 0
18/12 PAST TENSE (28)           38  37  1 50.7  18/24 SCARRY TEAM (325)         3  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 THE DREAMING (529)        28  29  3 49.1  19-22*ANIMATED DESTRUCTI (545)  2  0 0
20/ 0*THE BREW CREW (526)       17  18  0 48.6  20-18*NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (552)  2  1 0
21/18 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      34  37  3 47.9  21/23 MY BEST BUDS (505)        2  1 0
22/ 0*KARNIVORZ (455)           11  12  0 47.8  22/28*WOLFCATS (556)            2  1 0
23/20 THE FALLEN (524)          47  52  2 47.5  23/ 0*THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)    2  2 0
24/23 MY BEST BUDS (505)         7   8  0 46.7  24/ 0*KARNIVORZ (455)           2  3 0
25/21 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  75  87 13 46.3  25/25 BABES (416)               2  3 0
26/22 ANARKYSTS (341)          323 381 35 45.9  26/ 0*THE BREW CREW (526)       2  3 0
27/28*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)     7   9  0 43.8  27-19 ERRATA (490)              2  5 0
28/24 SCARRY TEAM (325)        131 179  4 42.3  28- 7*PORN IN A BARN (551)      2  7 0
29/26*MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    14  22  5 38.9  29/26 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      2  8 0
30-25*NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (552)   3   5  0 37.5  30-29 QUEBEC (461)              1  0 0
31/30*FORTIFEX (540)             9  18  0 33.3  31-11 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      1  1 0
32-27*PORN IN A BARN (551)       8  16  1 33.3  32/17 REVELATION (543)          1  4 0
33-29 ERRATA (490)              21  45  1 31.8  33/27 THE CHADS (482)           0  6 0
34/33*SPACE WOLVES (523)         0   6  0  0.0  34/32*SPACE WOLVES (523)        0  3 0
35- 0*102 MUTATIONS (522)        0   1  0  0.0  35- 0*102 MUTATIONS (522)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                      CAPTURE THE FLAG SCORING STARTS NEXT TURN

     Welcome veterans, newbies, and those in-between alike!!!!  This turn initial
flag-bearers are being chosen and scoring kicks off next turn.  Now for those of you
not wanting to have to do all the paperwork yourself there is an easy alternative.
Why not just let that bastard Bookie do it for you?  *Grin*  By going to
www.yahoogroups.com and joining group:  KLKCONTEST you will have everything from
current flagbearers listed for you to up to the turn scoring usually (hopefully) done
the same day if not before the turn updates on the LHI website.  For those of you
without internet access, an exact copy of what is being mailed out will be in each
newsletter the next turn.  Sorry, but that's the best I can do for ya.  And what you
expect...I'm doin all the paperwork here!?!?!  *grin*
     G'luck to all of you!  Let's see who can run this place for ten turns!  Rillion?
Scrag?  Syl...oops, Ultraist?  Maybe Polarius?  What about Toad?  Or even one of the
Chaos boys?  What if we gotta hear Street Legal brag about winning for six months?
Anything can happen...and that's part of the reason we're doing this.  MAY THE SANDS
TURN RED!!!

Bookie

P.S.  Complete rules available on www.geocities.com/bookiekLk.  Go to the alliance
website and than to happenings.  That's all....see ya on the sands....

            + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Out of the Past #10 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
                                   Delarquan Edition

Old Valamantis:

     The Old Forum of the ruins was empty of people, though strewn with bits of
rubble and random bushes.  Two hundred yards long and a hundred yards wide, and they
stood at the midpoint of one side and looked across to the battered, dark-stoned hulk
of the Old Valamantis arena on the other.  At the end to their left was a vast
building--or the remains of it--that had the layered foundation of an edifice built
on the remains of many previous ones.  Basalt, marble, sandstone, granite, porphyry.
     "The growth rings of the old city," Tensekai, the Silver Mage muttered.
     "Which is the Folstrom layer?" Ka D'Argo of Kolact asked.
     "The oldest.  The bottom one--black basalt," the mage answered.  "The old city
was founded by the Folstrom.  They laid out the ground plan and built the walls.
That," a twitch of his head to the left, "was their main...temple, although we don't
think they worshipped in the same sense we do now.  There at the other end--" a
forest of columns of many different stones, skillfully carved to look like different
species of trees, closed off the right end of the Forum, "that was their Grove of
Sacrifice."
     The gladiators looked one way, to the temple, the other way to the stone grove,
and then across at the arena.  The lower arcade was of black basalt.
     "So the arena was theirs, too."  Sputter of Dwes Eg hunched his shoulders
uneasily.  "Were the Bloodgames their idea?"
     Tensekai glanced at him, startled.  "I don't know, I never questioned that it
was Sheila of the Grey Wand who came up with that."  After a moment, he grimaced.
"She lived then, or near to then, and might have borrowed the idea from them."
     "So she's using blood magic, too, eh?"  Goblin licked his lips and took a step
forward.  "So much for her high-and-mighty attitude, then!  Not that I'm complaining,
mind you."
     "I have heard it said that Sheila of the Grey Wand would use ANY means to
protect Alastari," Tensekai muttered.  "But it never occurred to me that the
Bloodgames might be part of her magical defense...."  The thought appeared to make
him uneasy.
     "We won't get anything done standing around here," Goblin called back over his
shoulder.  I thought you were all eager to establish a magical perimeter inside the
arena.  Let's do it!"
     "Right," Sputter said.  He stepped forward to follow Goblin.  "You know, I
really don't want to go over there."
     "Me neither!"  Lavender Lance took Tensekai's arm.  "But we have it to do,
right?"
     The gladiators straggled out onto the Forum's cracked pavement.  Goblin was in
the lead; Ka D'Argo brought up the rear, facing backwards with his sword drawn.  None
of them felt comfortable with the fact that they'd gotten this far without being
stopped.
     After a few minutes, Sputter glanced around and then at Tensekai.  "Why aren't
we hearing anything?  No birds or mice, okay, I wouldn't want to hang out here
either, if I was a bird or a mouse.  But not even any wind!"
     The mage's eyes were blank with concentration, and he didn't answer.
     "It's a trap," Ka D'Argo said quietly.  "The whole city, but especially the
arena, is a trap for anyone who ventures in without the permission of..." he gestured
at the ruins around the Forum, "whoever's there.  But we have to do it anyway.  Some
traps can only be destroyed from the inside."
     Lavender Lance burst into tears.  "I don't want to be trapped by...by liches or
whatever they are!"  But she kept walking toward the arena.
     No one tried to stop them.  This unexpected fact brought all of them to
agreement with the Kolactan's assessment that the arena was a trap.  And a very
unpleasant one.  Once they were inside the walls, and especially as they descended
the dark corridor toward the sunken fighting floor, the smell of the place grew
stronger.  It stank of blood and death and decay, with a sulfurous undertone that
none of them could identify.
     Until they stepped out onto the sands, under a dome of crimson light, and saw
the demonic creature waiting for them.
     And heard the iron bars clash into position behind them to prevent an exit.

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 501): JEJUNE of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 386): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 506): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 502): STANLEY'S CUP of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 501): BELISS DON of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 505): SECOND OMEN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 502): TERRI TOWEL of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 497): SIR PENT of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 488): POOPIEHEAD of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 487): RAZOR MELODY of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 461): MAD MILKSTER of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 452): STEVEN SCIMITAR of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): MYRON NAGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 439): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (Muffy, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 387): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 184): MICROSOFT of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 172): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 337): YOU of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 149): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 380): SLEEPLESS PARANOIA of PARENTHOOD from DWES EG (TUM)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 501): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 386): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 506): THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 502): MAYAN WHITE (Myrrdin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 501): RENEGADES II (Elizamir, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 505): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 502): FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 497): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 488): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 487): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 461): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 452): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 439): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 387): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 184): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 172): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 337): DEVIL'S MAYHEM (Dincuru Feadagnor?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 149): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 380): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 506): GRAPH of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 502): STANLEY'S CUP of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 500): HOWLER of THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 487): PURPLE FIREFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
                            PICKLE JUICE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
                            VASSAL of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
                            HANNAH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 486): THE BUTCHER of NASTY MOB (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 460): POSTMASTER P of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): MYRON NAGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
                   (turn 196): MISS CON DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 439): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (Muffy, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 184): MICROSOFT of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 172): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
              (turn 171): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 337): YOU of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 149): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in JHANS a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  So 
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... is pushed out of top team by THE DREAMING, who 
came from 2nd with a 3-2-0 this turn.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for REVELATION 
this turn, a 1-4-0 causing a 15 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a 
dry towel.  MEMPHIS MAFIA II stable has parlayed this turn's 3-1-0 into a 8 space 
move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 13th place.  Good work, guys!  The 
BLITZKRIEG guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You 
never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, TIMBER LION fought 
LANCE ARMSTRONG and gained 33 points and contributed to WOLFCATS' 1-1-0.  This week's 
Duelmaster bout was between HUGGY BEAR and our Duelmaster MAD MILKSTER, making a 
challenge.  We should ask HUGGY BEAR about the thrill of victory, and what being the 
new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to ask.  By the way, was that our 
Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at Lucas Lounge?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  KAMIKAZI has cause to stand tall, 
as they were JHANS' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And avoiding KAMIKAZI more than any other team we find BLITZKRIEG.  JHANS, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take notice that 
OBLIVIOUS from KAMIKAZI was JHANS' most challenged warrior this turn.  Well now, what 
do you expect when someone like CREEPSHOW KILLER from LEGENDARY BASTARDS challenges 
down 27 points to fight OBLIVIOUS of KAMIKAZI?  Well, will you look at this, 
CREEPSHOW KILLER was bested by OBLIVIOUS, and LEGENDARY BASTARDS will have to explain 
why they made such a challenge in the first place.  Tsk, tsk, tsk.  P.R.U.W., does 
your manager know you're challenging down 24 points to fight BANANA GORILLA from 
SCARRY TEAM?  It pains me to see warriors take advantage of the system like this.  
P.R.U.W. defeated BANANA GORILLA, as if it surprises anyone.  In a brave attempt, 
MISERY from CLAN BATTLEAXE II challenged up 19 points to fight BADDA BANG from the 
THE FALLEN stable.  MISERY perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he overcame BADDA 
BANG and ended up with 86 recognition points.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Hearty mugs of ale were raised in JHANS today as THE LAST TRUMP was bid 
farewell to a 7-3-1 warrior, with GROPING CHICKENS of ALMOST! standing silent and 
pensive.  Seriously now, is it really honorable for GROPING CHICKENS from ALMOST! to 
kill THE LAST TRUMP and give REVELATION the chance to bloodfeud?  Mmmm, could be.  
Kudos go out to SOMATRON this turn, for revenging FORTIFEX's bloodfeud against LITTLE 
GIRLS LIKE...'s warrior SWAN PRINCESS.  Well done.  Is it really true that JHANS has 
more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, JHANS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in JHANS again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUGGY BEAR 6002              14   6  0   114       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DONNA 5966                   11   6  0   117       BABES (416)
 OBLIVIOUS 6101               10   2  0    98       KAMIKAZI (533)
 MAD MILKSTER 5052            14   6  2    91       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HANGING 5507                 11   5  0    90       THE CHADS (482)
 CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010        14  10  0    89       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 MISERY 6232                   9   2  0    86       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 UNION JACK 6015              15   1  0    85       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 KERRY BEAR 3994              12  10  1    83       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-MANICOUAGAN 4966              9   4  0    83       QUEBEC (461)
 MORACH RAZH 6239             15  14  0    82       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 HUNGOVER 3723                14   3  0    82       ALMOST! (316)
 CY 6234                       8   4  0    79       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 WHIRLING MIST 5026           15   8  0    77       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 BLOOD MOON 6175               9   6  0    75       REVELATION (543)
 GROPING CHICKENS 3972         5   1  1    72       ALMOST! (316)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BADDA BANG 6013               8  10  0    67       THE FALLEN (524)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAWNDA 6032                  7   5  1    66       THE DREAMING (529)
 KILL'EM KREPP 5892           10   4  0    64       ANARKYSTS (341)
 DRIVER 6055                   8   6  2    63       KAMIKAZI (533)
 TROJAN MAN 5710              14   7  3    62       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996         13   7  0    62       THE FALLEN (524)
 CLURACAN 6035                10   2  0    61       THE DREAMING (529)
 BADDA BAMM 6075               9   7  0    61       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST 3675     11  10  2    57       ALMOST! (316)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEVASTATOR 6079               9   7  0    56       THE FALLEN (524)
 MARCIE 6076                   5   9  1    54       BABES (416)
 SLASHIN' SPECK 5854           9  15  2    52       ANARKYSTS (341)
 SHADOW STARR 5999             9  11  1    51       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124          9   3  0    48       ANARKYSTS (341)
 SPEKTER 4921                  5   3  0    48       KARNIVORZ (455)
 TITANIC 178                   9   8  0    46       PAST TENSE (28)
-... A HORSE 6304              4   1  1    46       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 REAPER 6150                   6   3  0    43       KAMIKAZI (533)
 LUCIFERI 6018                 6   1  0    43       THE BREW CREW (526)
 FUNKY COLD MEDINA 6154        3   4  0    43       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 GAMBIT 6161                   3   5  2    41       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 OBSIDIA 4001                  5   1  1    40       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
-BATTERING RAM 6198            4   1  0    39       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 ANOTHER BLANKEE 6117          6   6  0    38       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 THE LOVE BELOW 6187           4   1  1    37       THE DREAMING (529)
 MONKEY SHINE 5927             4   0  0    37       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-KRUNK MONKEY 5939             2   2  0    36       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 SUBZERO 6120                  8   4  1    35       KAMIKAZI (533)
 TIGERWOLF 6366                1   1  0    34       WOLFCATS (556)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLAYIN STAYNER 5891           9   5  1    33       ANARKYSTS (341)
 BLACKJACK 6163                4   2  2    33       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 MORAXX 6292                   3   2  0    33       FORTIFEX (540)
 TIMBER LION 6370              1   0  0    33       WOLFCATS (556)
 BROWN KITTY TOO 6118          6   6  1    31       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 PIXIE DUST 6308               4   2  0    30       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091       3   6  0    30       THE DREAMING (529)
 ILSARIA 4004                  4   3  0    29       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 P.R.U.W. 6328                 4   0  0    29       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291        3   0  0    29       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 PRINCE OF LIES 6171           5   5  0    28       REVELATION (543)
-MISCOUNT 6090                 1   3  0    28       THE CHADS (482)
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307       1   5  0    28       THE FALLEN (524)
 SCORPINE 6119                 7   5  0    26       KAMIKAZI (533)
 SKUNK #1 5719                 5   3  0    26       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 THE BEAST 6296                4   0  0    25       REVELATION (543)
 SOMATRON 6143                 3   3  0    24       FORTIFEX (540)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PALADIN 5410                  4   6  0    23       ERRATA (490)
 JACK RIPPER 4651              3   1  1    23       THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
 FRANKENSLOSH 5901             4   2  0    22       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 FREAKY FRED 4920              4   2  0    22       KARNIVORZ (455)
 PSYCHO 6017                   2   5  0    22       THE BREW CREW (526)
 SUPER SIZE ME 6347            2   0  0    22       PAST TENSE (28)
-SUZIE SHORT 6317              2   0  0    22       NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (552)
-HAY RIDE 6305                 3   2  0    21       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 RING MY BELLE 6441            1   0  1    21       HELL'S BELLES (562)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STRAW GOLEM 6197              2   2  0    20       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 CAVEMAN 4652                  2   2  0    20       THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
-FLYING BLADE 6196             3   2  0    19       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 HORIZONTAL POLKA 6191         2   0  0    19       THE BREW CREW (526)
 FURIOUS INHALER 4047          1   2  0    19       ALMOST! (316)
 THE LAMB 6293                 2   2  0    18       REVELATION (543)
-CLOVER 5959                   3   7  0    17       ERRATA (490)
-SPATHIC 6189                  2   2  0    17       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 NEW RED BLANKET 6338          3   1  1    16       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 INDESTRUCTIBLE IV 1350        3   3  0    16       PAST TENSE (28)
 FRENCH HAMSTER 6294           3   1  0    16       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 SUICIDE SLUSH 6388            2   0  0    16       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 YERN'N FER'N URN 1508         2   3  0    16       PAST TENSE (28)
 SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311         2   4  1    15       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-THAI-STICK 5720               2   0  0    15       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 LUCA 4653                     2   2  0    14       THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
 LADY SCARE ALL 4922           1   2  0    12       KARNIVORZ (455)
 NEON'S MAMMA 6376             1   1  0    12       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 WASTEM WUORNOS 6123           0  12  0    12       ANARKYSTS (341)
 KIZZY LYNNE 6375              1   1  0    11       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923            3   1  0    10       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-I.B. KLONIN 6408              1   0  0    10       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-DANCING BONES 6194            2   2  1     9       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 SWAN PRINCESS 6373            1   1  1     9       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 BROKEN BELLE 6444             1   0  0     9       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 DREAD FOOL 6410               1   1  0     9       FORTIFEX (540)
-PROBLEM 5977                  2   2  0     8       ERRATA (490)
 JINGLE BELLE 6442             1   0  0     8       HELL'S BELLES (562)
-DIVIT 5974                    1   3  0     8       ERRATA (490)
 PANIC ATTACK 6455             1   0  0     8       FORTIFEX (540)
 SALLY 6426                    1   1  0     7       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 MR. CHAOS 6411                0   2  0     7       FORTIFEX (540)
 JEALOUSY RAINS 6380           1   2  1     6       THE FALLEN (524)
-BENNY LANG 6315               1   1  0     6       NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (552)
 FRANNIE FOX 6424              1   1  0     6       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 VENUS 6359                    0   2  0     6       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 BEEZLE 4924                   1   2  0     5       KARNIVORZ (455)
-HAIL MARY 6389                0   1  0     5       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 LOWLY WORM 6427               1   1  0     4       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 CORPSE COUNT 4923             0   3  0     3       KARNIVORZ (455)
 LANCE ARMSTRONG 6422          0   2  0     2       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           0   2  0     2       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 ELIZABETH RABBIT 6425         0   2  0     2       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 VAELIN 6395                   0   2  0     2       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
-RUTTIN BIGGS 6316             0   2  0     2       NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (552)
 VEROCITY 6450                 0   1  0     1       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 ELECTRA 6413                  0   1  0     1       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 ANNA BELLE 6443               0   1  0     1       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 SOUTHERN BELLE 6440           0   1  0     1       HELL'S BELLES (562)
-IMMORTAL LEMMING 5971         0   1  0     1       102 MUTATIONS (522)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 5    0  1 0   1                   RING MY BELLE 6441    462 NONE    
JUJU HAND 6348         0  2 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336    THE LOVE BELOW 6187   460         
BOOKIE 6453            0  1 0 ALMOST! 316           SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    462 NONE    
CHER 6351              0  1 0 BABES 416             EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    462 NONE    
P-DIDDY'S DADDY 6456   0  1 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   RILLION 21            462 NONE    
ARACHNE 5712           6  5 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   DRIVER 6055           459 REVENGED
CONFESSION 6003        6  6 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   SHAWNDA 6032          459 REVENGED
ROUGH RIDER 6295       2  2 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        BLACK ORC 20          462 NONE    
JEALOUSY STARR 6378    1  2 0 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL 554  HIGH ELF 19           462 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
KANE 6020              4  3 0 THE BREW CREW 526     SUPERIOR MANAGER 22   462 NONE    
DEATH STRYKE 6019      1  6 0 THE BREW CREW 526     SUPERIOR MANAGER 22   462 NONE    
DIMPLED 5776           5  5 0 THE CHADS 482         RILLION 21            462 NONE    
RUMMY 6452             0  1 0 THE CHADS 482         SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    462 NONE    
MORVAANA 4002          4  4 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    462 NONE    
DOA 6448               0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    SUPERIOR MANAGER 22   462 NONE    
DAA 6449               0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 550 EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    462 NONE    
LEOTSU 4655            2  2 0 THE CRIMSON TIDE 426  STONE GOLEM 26        462 NONE    
BOPGIEPOP PHANTO 6345  1  1 0 THE DREAMING 529      RILLION 21            462 NONE    
QUEEN SLEEZ 6142       1  2 0 FORTIFEX 540          SUBZERO 6120          460         
QUAGULA 6386           0  1 0 FORTIFEX 540          JEALOUSY RAINS 6380   460 REVENGED
KLK HUNTER 6409        0  1 0 FORTIFEX 540          SWAN PRINCESS 6373    461 JUST REV
DA! 6458               0  1 0 HELTER SKELTER 256    EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    462 NONE    
CLUTCH SHUTTLE 6060    4  3 0 HELTER SKELTER 256    GAMBIT 6161           461         
JERU THA DAMAJA 6421   1  1 0 LEGENDARY BASTARD 259 STONE GOLEM 26        462 NONE    
WILLY'S WONDER 5717    0  2 0 MY BEST BUDS 505      SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311 458 JUST REV
AMANDA LEWIS 6313      0  1 0 NORTHSIDE BULLOCK 552 NEW RED BLANKET 6338  459         
TEN PACKS A DAY 6346   1  1 1 PAST TENSE 28         SLASHIN' SPECK 5854   461         
THE LAST TRUMP 6173    7  3 1 REVELATION 543        GROPING CHICKENS 3972 462         
CONNERY 6438           0  1 0 SPACE WOLVES 523      EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    462 NONE    
SCRAGGLE ROCK 6310     3  3 1 SUICIDAL DREAMS 525   HIGH ELF 19           462 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Polarius -- You still need to bring the fight to 10.  We'll even roll out the (blood)
red carpet for you!  *grin* -- Matrix

Sir Chester -- No Wolf Pack was never in Noblish Island, or at least none of my Wolf
Pack teams.  I predate Noblish Island by a decade or so.... -- Ultraist

Rillion -- Don't deny your Andorian tendencies, embrace them.  After all, you can't
help it; you were made that way. -- Ultraist

All -- Count me in for the capture the flag contest. -- Tripwire & Karnivorz

Sir Chester -- By the time you read this you will see an increase of astrums in your
account.  I would like to clarify one statement though, it wasn't a kLk contribution.
It was a Blitzkrieg contribution.  It isn't much but it'll help.  Maybe one day we
can sit down and have a drink together.  (sooner than later)  Oh, and the data base
will be mailed to you in a few days. -- Polarius

P-Diddy -- Since I didn't run last turn I'd like to send my congrats again on you
runnering up.  The Love Below is dangerous enough...and now...he has a TV challenge!
-- Polarius

Sir Chester -- Please ask your friend in DM 2 to send me a diplo or letter.  I'd like
to know which team he is.  My team in 2 is weak but I'll be glad to help him out. --
Polarius

Baphomet -- I can't thank you enough for the info you sent me.  I look forward to
receiving your handbook.  I have about 100 or so more warriors to enter into the data
base and I'll send you a copy of it. -- Polarius

Shocking Toad -- Please email me.  My email address is jamieptmo@hotmail.com.
Thanks. -- Polarius

Bookie -- Let me know if I can be of any assistance with helping you keep up with the
contest.  I was thinking today just what a pain in the butt it will be. -- Polarius

Bookie -- Isn't it sad...I don't even feel like spilling a bunch of political
rhetoric into the personals today.  Hmmm...what the heck is wrong with me.  OH...just
one thing, I watched Jimmy Carter's speech at the Convention last night.  I couldn't

understand anything he was saying.  With the DEEP Southern accent and him being 100
years old...it was hard to listen to him talk. -- Polarius
P.S.  Might have to give him a job at one of my "Camp...grounds"

Editor -- If you think the politics are bad...wait 'til college football season.  Of
course I doubt we'll hear from Ultraist than either.  After all, it's not basketball
season yet.  *grin* -- Bookie
P.S.  ROLL FROTH'N TIDE ROLL!!!!!

     Sports?  *shudder*  I think I shall have to take a nice long holiday about then.
     -- Ed.

Scrag -- Gee.  Thanks for the challenge.  Nice rating.  Geesh.  Comin to win ain't
ya?  *scratches head*  Man, I gotta do something about that.  *grin* -- Bookie

Ultravester -- Welcome back to the land of the indies.  *grin*  Looks like you got
the froth out of there....hehe  -- Bookie
P.S.  Could be your new motto:  ULTRAIST:  Get the froth out!!  *grin*

Uncle Cosmo -- Eh, oops.  I don't what's up with Gambit.  She loses...or she kills.
And that was her first ever crit.  Man, what a freakin anomaly.  *sigh*  At least she
got plenty of targets.  Feel free to BF but get in the line...it starts down the hall
and to the left.  This oughtta be interesting if nothing else. -- Bookie

Outlaw -- Oops.  *giggle*  *shrug* -- Gambit

Mordraith -- D.T.S. -- Talon

Polarius -- G'luck with whatever you decide to do.  Now please excuse a love-tap to
say goodbye.  *grin*  There's a contest goin on after all.  Somebody gotta lose....
-- Bookie

Toad -- You know, I could say the same about you but at least you seem to be starting
to loosen up a bit.  *grin*  Thanks for understanding the BJ tourney thing...I'm sure
BJ along with the rest of my warriors will send more of you and yours.  Wouldn't have
it any other way.  *grin*  G'luck in the contest Toadie...and shalom, y'all.  *grin*
-- Bookie
P.S.  They may not be proper usage but I'm sure you get the point..and it's meant
well.  *grin*

Paradox -- The line for Gambit just got longer.... -- Bookie

Matrix -- Geesh, dude.  You owe Ripples Dorrigan money or something?  Your warriors
goin' down faster than...well...dammit there's nothing I can think of to say that'll
get by the censor.  *sigh*  Well, you get the point.  Crap luck man, crap luck. --
Bookie

     Faster than...snow in an avalanche?  A clifftop home in Cali?  I'm sure you
     could think of SOMETHING. -- Ed.

Doc LeMa$e -- Man, been along time since I got to type that.  LoL!  Good to have you
back, man.  I hope you stick around a while.  Peace.... -- Bookie
P.S.  Congrats on the throne...nice way to make a comeback....

One Armed Bandit -- So, you gonna talk now?  -- Bookie

Rillion -- Bring the baggers on!  Just watch out for Ultra's baggers.  Hehe.  Maybe I
can make it easier for Ultra and see a couple of your guys get put six feet down.
*grin* -- Bookie
P.S.  Aimed blow and basher...do NOT sound alike.  *grin*

Jhans -- Well, well, the contest is about to begin.  Good luck to all.  I hope you
all closely compete for third place.  (since I plan on grabbing the top two places!)
-- Polarius

Bookie -- Glad to hear you and Polarius had a good time at the FTF.  I can hear the
song now as I fill out my fight sheets...HARVESTER OF SORROW!!!  GRIN! -- Sir
Chester...wanting to run through Toad's wicked garden!!!

All -- Just wanted to let everyone know that the new team Hell's Belles has replaced
the team Superior Horde 196L, due to the plethora of horrible replacements that I
have been receiving here lately.  Gotta a few scores to settle, and a few butts to
whoop.  Don't have any sandbaggers though so it may be tough for me to compete with
my rookies. -- Youngblood, KLK

Jekyll -- Remember when we were to go to war in our home arena of Zuwayza?  Why not
here, why not now....  Whattya say...just me and you. -- Youngblood

Bookie -- As I promised, I've made a return. -- Lady A-Sop

17 July 2004
I am currently trying to put together a favorites chart for AD warriors.  I
desperately need help with this.  What I need are style, favorite rhythm (ex.:
hi/low), favorite weapons, and tactics.  What would be great is if you could send me
a copy of the invite with the warrior's name, id#, and arena blacked out.  This way,
I can verify that this is an actual warrior.  Minis will work, too!

For those interested, I have both a challenge style vs. style and a match-up style
vs. style chart.  There's about 250 fights calculated in these charts, and I'll be
happy to send a copy to anyone who asks.  You can contact me (if you're a free world
player) at: Rick Stringer, Merit/East, SCI, P.O. Box 500, Georgetown, DE 19947-0500.
If you're in prison, just send a diplo to:  Baphomet, Mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM
#47--North Fork.  (I also have a lot of other charts and info for anyone who wants
it.)  Thanks!

30 July 2004
The total number of fights calculated was reported as 250 fights.  This is a
misprint.  It should have read "over 2,500 fights." -- Baphomet

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MORVAANA was butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SCRAGGLE ROCK was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DIMPLED was easily killed by RILLION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
KANE was slaughtered by SUPERIOR MANAGER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DEATH STRYKE was savagely slain by SUPERIOR MANAGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROUGH RIDER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
JEALOUSY STARR was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
JERU THA DAMAJA was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
LEOTSU was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BOPGIEPOP PHANTOM was dispatched by RILLION in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
CHER was savagely slain by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DAA was assassinated by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
CONNERY was easily killed by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
P-DIDDY'S DADDY was murdered by RILLION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA! was butchered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
RUMMY was murdered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
DOA was executed by SUPERIOR MANAGER in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
BOOKIE was easily killed by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TROJAN MAN was defeated by SHAWNDA in a action packed 1 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
SKUNK #1 luckily beat SANDPAPER CONDOM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
SOMATRON defeated SWAN PRINCESS in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice Bloodfeud bout.
YERN'N FER'N URN was overpowered by SLASHIN' SPECK in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
DREAD FOOL was viciously subdued by SUBZERO in a 4 minute Bloodfeud contest.
THE LOVE BELOW savagely defeated FRANKENSLOSH in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
MAD MILKSTER was devastated by HUGGY BEAR in a 1 minute Challenge Title bout.
CREEPSHOW KILLER was luckily beaten by OBLIVIOUS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
UNION JACK narrowly defeated WHIRLING MIST in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
KERRY BEAR overpowered BADDA BAMM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MISERY vanquished BADDA BANG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST was handily defeated by MORACH RAZH in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
CY viciously subdued SKIRZA SLAPSTIK in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
REAPER was overpowered by KILL'EM KREPP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SHADOW STARR defeated ANOTHER BLANKEE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DEVASTATOR demolished BROWN KITTY TOO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
OBSIDIA savagely defeated CHIEF BLING-BLING$ in a 8 minute gory Challenge bout.
GAMBIT viciously subdued TIGERWOLF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
MONKEY SHINE savagely defeated SCORPINE in a exciting 6 minute Challenge struggle.
P.R.U.W. devastated BANANA GORILLA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DONNA THE HUNTRESS defeated INDESTRUCTIBLE IV in a 2 minute Challenge match.
KIZZY LYNNE subdued ELIZABETH RABBIT in a 1 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
FRENCH HAMSTER beat FRANNIE FOX in a 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
SUPER SIZE ME handily defeated WASTEM WUORNOS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
MORAXX overpowered FURIOUS INHALER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HUNGOVER won victory over BLOOD MOON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal duel.
GROPING CHICKENS put to death THE LAST TRUMP in a 1 minute duel.
MARCIE was unbelievably bested by CLURACAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal fight.
DRIVER viciously subdued TITANIC in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal melee.
LUCIFERI beat PRINCE OF LIES in a 3 minute fight.
SLAYIN STAYNER was subdued by FUNKY COLD MEDINA in a 1 minute fight.
SPEKTER vanquished PSYCHO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PIGFEED PICKTAN overpowered ILSARIA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THE LAMB was savagely defeated by PIXIE DUST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LUCA was demolished by BLACKJACK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NEON'S MAMMA luckily beat BEEZLE in a 6 minute bloody conflict.
FREAKY FRED viciously subdued JEALOUSY RAINS in a 5 minute bloody match.
CAVEMAN subdued VEROCITY in a 3 minute amateur's battle.
NEW RED BLANKET defeated ANNA BELLE in a exciting 1 minute novice's brawl.
THE BEAST bested MR. CHAOS in a 3 minute novice's brawl.
HORIZONTAL POLKA overpowered VAELIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SUICIDE SLUSH savagely defeated CORPSE COUNT in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
VENUS was luckily beaten by PANIC ATTACK in a 2 minute gruesome novice's match.
LANCE ARMSTRONG was demolished by TIMBER LION in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
SALLY savagely defeated SOUTHERN BELLE in a 1 minute gory novice's struggle.
LOWLY WORM was bested by BROKEN BELLE in a 1 minute beginner's match.
LADY SCARE ALL lost to JACK RIPPER in a popular 1 minute gory novice's bout.
JINGLE BELLE won victory over ELECTRA in a exciting 2 minute brutal novice's duel.
RING MY BELLE slaughtered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  32         TOTAL PARRY       56 -  32 -  1      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         WALL OF STEEL     38 -  35 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         BASHING ATTACK    44 -  49 -  2      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         LUNGING ATTACK   120 - 134 - 14      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         AIMED BLOW        22 -  34 -  4      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  76 -  6      39  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  54 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  20 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  27 -  0      10  |

Turn 462 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     6 -  8         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 19         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 10         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   HUGGY BEAR 6002            14   6  0  114 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
TOTAL PARRY      OBLIVIOUS 6101             10   2  0   98 KAMIKAZI (533)
LUNGING ATTACK   MISERY 6232                 9   2  0   86 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
STRIKING ATTACK  KERRY BEAR 3994            12  10  1   83 BLITZKRIEG (271)
WALL OF STEEL    MORACH RAZH 6239           15  14  0   82 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
AIMED BLOW       HUNGOVER 3723              14   3  0   82 ALMOST! (316)
SLASHING ATTACK  CY 6234                     8   4  0   79 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
PARRY-LUNGE      SPEKTER 4921                5   3  0   48 KARNIVORZ (455)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KERRY BEAR 3994.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311.  The ten other most popular fighters were DRIVER 6055, 
SUBZERO 6120, BLOOD MOON 6175, MARCIE 6076, CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010, WHIRLING MIST 
5026, MONKEY SHINE 5927, SUICIDE SLUSH 6388, JINGLE BELLE 6442, and GAMBIT 6161.

The least popular fighter this week was NEON'S MAMMA 6376.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LADY SCARE ALL 4922, SOUTHERN BELLE 6440, LUCA 4653, THE LAMB 
6293, ILSARIA 4004, LUCIFERI 6018, THE LAST TRUMP 6173, FURIOUS INHALER 4047, WASTEM 
WUORNOS 6123, and BANANA GORILLA 5276.

               NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed 
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83.  If you requested that your team be 
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not 
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by October 1st will be deleted.  If you have 
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI