DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/02/2004 Duedate: 09/15/2004
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-464
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
OBLIVIOUS
KAMIKAZI (533)
(36-6101) [11-3-0,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
OBLIVIOUS POSITION IS EMPTY
KAMIKAZI (533)
(36-6101) [11-3-0,107]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KERRY BEAR CREEPSHOW KILLER
BLITZKRIEG (271) LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
(36-3994) [14-10-1,100] (36-5010) [15-11-0,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DREAMING (529)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE FALLEN (524) 56
2. PORN IN A BARN (551) 38 REVELATION (543)
3. CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550) 38 Unchartered Team
4. REVELATION (543) 35
5. BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554) 33 WOLFCATS (556)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*WOLFCATS (556) 7 1 0 87.5 1/ 1 THE DREAMING (529) 10 5 0
2/ 2 REVELATION (543) 106 66 7 61.6 2/ 4*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554) 9 5 1
3/ 4 THE CHADS (482) 83 54 4 60.6 3/ 2 ANARKYSTS (341) 9 6 1
4/ 6 KAMIKAZI (533) 45 33 4 57.7 4/ 7 KAMIKAZI (533) 9 6 1
5- 7*THE CRIMSON TIDE (426) 9 7 1 56.3 5/ 5 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) 8 6 0
6/ 5 ALMOST! (316) 55 43 4 56.1 6/ 3 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542) 8 6 0
7/ 8 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 229 198 35 53.6 7/10 BLITZKRIEG (271) 8 7 0
8/10 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 280 255 19 52.3 8/18*PORN IN A BARN (551) 7 3 0
9/12 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) 56 51 5 52.3 9/25 THE CHADS (482) 7 5 1
10/ 9 THE DREAMING (529) 35 32 3 52.2 10/ 8 ALMOST! (316) 7 8 2
11-11*ANIMATED DESTRUCTI (545) 12 11 1 52.2 11/26 REVELATION (543) 7 8 1
12/14 BABES (416) 218 206 8 51.4 12/13*FORTIFEX (540) 7 8 0
13/15 BLITZKRIEG (271) 155 148 14 51.2 13/17 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550) 7 8 0
14/16 HELTER SKELTER (256) 505 484 30 51.1 14/14*WOLFCATS (556) 6 1 0
15/13 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 62 60 8 50.8 15/16 THE FALLEN (524) 6 9 1
16/17 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550) 164 159 8 50.8 16/ 9*HELL'S BELLES (562) 6 9 1
17/19*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554) 13 13 1 50.0 17/20 KARNIVORZ (455) 6 9 0
18/18 PAST TENSE (28) 40 42 1 48.8 18/24 MY BEST BUDS (505) 5 6 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-20*THE BREW CREW (526) 19 21 0 47.5 19/11 HELTER SKELTER (256) 5 8 1
20/25 THE FALLEN (524) 51 58 3 46.8 20/12 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 5 10 1
21-22 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515) 77 90 13 46.1 21-19*THE BREW CREW (526) 4 6 0
22/24 ANARKYSTS (341) 329 385 36 46.1 22/15 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504) 4 8 1
23/21 KARNIVORZ (455) 15 18 0 45.5 23/22 SCARRY TEAM (325) 4 11 0
24/29*PORN IN A BARN (551) 15 19 1 44.1 24/33*EXQUISITE CORPS II (546) 3 3 0
25/28 MY BEST BUDS (505) 11 14 1 44.0 25/32 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 3 7 0
26/23 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347) 35 46 3 43.2 26- 6 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515) 3 7 0
27/26 SCARRY TEAM (325) 134 186 4 41.9 27/27 BABES (416) 3 8 1
28/27 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542) 19 27 5 41.3 28/21 PAST TENSE (28) 3 8 0
29/ 3*HELL'S BELLES (562) 6 9 1 40.0 29-31*THE CRIMSON TIDE (426) 2 2 0
30/32*FORTIFEX (540) 13 24 0 35.1 30/28 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347) 2 13 0
31/33*EXQUISITE CORPS II (546) 4 10 0 28.6 31-23*ANIMATED DESTRUCTI (545) 1 1 0
32/34*SPACE WOLVES (523) 0 8 0 0.0 32/34*SPACE WOLVES (523) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TEN TURNS OF HELL UPDATE TURN
FLAG BEARERS
TEAM FLAG HELD BY
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SUICIDAL DREAMS (SUI)
SHADOW STARR (SUI)
MEMPHIS MAFIA II (MEMPH)
SANDPAPER CONDOM (MEMPH)
BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (BOOK)
KIZZY LYNNE (BOOK)
WOLFCATS (WOLF)
TIMBER LION (WOLF)
REVELATION (REV)
*PIXIE DUST (MEMPH)
THE CHADS (CHADS)
MISCOUNT (CHADS)
ALMOST! (ALMST)
FURIOUS INHALER (ALMST)
KAMIKAZI (KAMI)
SCORPINE (KAMI)
5440 OR FIGHT! (5440)
RIZZLE DIZZLE (5440)
TWISTED (TWIST)
**FELL OFF NL**
LEGENDARY BASTARDS (BSTRD)
*SOUTHERN BELLE (HELL)
BLIND HYPOCRISY (BLIND)
HAIL MARY (BLIND)
PAST TENSE (PAST)
*MISCOUNT (CHADS)
BABES (BABES)
*LUCIFERI (BREW)
HELTER SKELTER (HELTR)
*RECOUNT (CHADS)
BLITZKRIEG (BLITZ)
*DREAD FOOL (FORT)
CLAN BATTLEAXE (CLAN1)
*SUICIDE SLUSH (BLIND)
CLAN BATTLEAXE II (CLAN2)
*HAIL MARY (BLIND)
THE DREAMING (DREAM)
CHIEF BLING-BLING$$ (DREAM)
THE FALLEN (FALL)
*FURIOUS INHALER (ALMST)
LITTLE GIRLS LIKE (GIRLS)
*#SWAN PRINCESS (GIRLS)
ANARKYSTS (ANARK)
WASTEM WUORNOS (ANARK)
MY BEST BUDS (BUDS)
THAI STICK (BUDS)
SCARRY TEAM (SCARY)
*ANNA BELLE (HELL)
NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS (NORTH)
+RUTTIN BIGGS (NORTH)
PORN IN A BARN (PORN)
HAY RIDE (PORN)
ERRATA (ERRAT)
+DIVIT (ERRAT)
FORTIFEX (FORT)
*WASTERM WUORNOS (ANARK)
KARNIVORZ (KARN)
CORPSE COUNT (KARN)
HELLb S BELLES (HELL)
SOUTHERN BELLE (HELL)
EXQUISITE CORP II (CORP)
**SILICON CARNE (CORP)
THE BREW CREW (BREW)
HORIZONTAL POLKA (BREW)
THE CRIMSON TIDE (TIDE)
+LUCA (TIDE)
* INDICATES THIS FLAG CHANGED HANDS THIS TURN
** GAINED FLAG AS LOWEST-RANKED WARRIOR THIS TURN, THE TEAM'S FIRST TURN IN
THE NEWSLETTER. THUSLY, NO POINTS AWARDED (AS FLAG WAS NOT DEFENDED OR WON
THIS TURN)
# FLAG BEARER WAS DA'D AND FLAG PLACED ON LOWEST RANKED WARRIOR IN THE NL
THIS TURN. THUSLY NO POINTS AWARDED.
+ DID NOT RUN THIS TURN, THUSLY NO POINTS AWARDED
NEWSLETTERS AWARDS
DUELMASTER: MAD MILKSTER (BSTRD)
CHARTERED RECOGNITION LEADER: DONNA (BABE)
POPULARITY LEADER: KERRY BEAR (BLTZ)
UNCHARTERED RECOGNITION LEADER: LUCIFERI (BREW)
THIS WEEK'S FAVORITE: FUNKY COLD MEDINA (BLTZ)
CURRENT TOP TEAM: THE DREAMING
TEAM ON THE MOVE: WOLFCATS
TOP CAREER CHARTERED TEAM: REVELATION
TOP CAREER UNCHARTERED TEAM: WOLFCATS
SCORING
TEAM W K NL FLG TOTAL/TURN PREV TOTAL
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SUI 3 - - *2 5 0 5
MEMPH 3 - - *3 6 0 6
BOOK 3 - - *2 5 0 5
WOLF 4 - 2 *2 8 0 8
REV 2 1 1 - 4 0 4
CHADS 3 - - *4 7 0 7
ALMST 4 1 - *3 8 0 8
KAMI 3 1 - *2 6 0 6
5440 2 - - *2 4 0 4
TWIST - - - - 0 0 0
BSTRD 3 - - - 3 0 3
BLIND 2 1 - *4 7 0 7
PAST 1 - - - 1 0 1
BABES 1 - 1 - 2 0 2
HELTR 2 - - - 2 0 2
BLITZ 2 - 2 - 4 0 4
CLAN1 1 - - - 1 0 1
CLAN2 1 - - - 1 0 1
DREAM 5 - 1 *2 8 0 8
FALL - - - - 0 0 0
GIRLS 2 - - - 2 0 2
ANARK 3 1 - *3 7 0 7
BUDS 1 - - *2 3 0 3
SCARY 1 - - - 1 0 1
NORTH - - - - 0 0 0
PORN 3 - - *2 5 0 5
ERRAT - - - - 0 0 0
FORT 1 - - 1 2 0 2
SPACE - - - - 0 0 0
102 - - - - 0 0 0
KARN 2 - - 2 4 0 4
HELL 3 - - *4 7 0 7
BREW 2 - 1 *3 6 0 6
TIDE - - - - 0 0 0
KEY: W=Points from WINS this turn
K=Points from KILLS this turn
NL=Points from AWARDS in the NEWSLETTER
FLG=Points from FLAGS this turn
TOTAL/TURN=Total Points THIS TURN
PREV=Total Points previously held by team before this turn
TOTAL=NEW POINTS TOTAL
*=includes 2 points for holding own flag
**=includes points accumulated by graduating flags to AD
POINTS LEADERS THIS TURN AND OVERALL (TURN ONE)
1. ALMOST! 8
2. WOLFCATS 8
3. THE DREAMING 8
4. HELL'S BELLES 7
5. ANARKYSTS 7
6. BLIND HYPOCRISY 7
7. THE CHADS 7
8. MEMPHIS MAFIA 6
9. KAMIKAZI 6
10. THE BREW CREW 6
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. JHANS needs a spyreport." Oh, well. THE CHADS had like a
really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 4-1-1 and wound up as 9th team! I
couldn't believe it. Did REVELATION really go up by 15? If only those guys didn't
have so may missing teeth... Gross! Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, THE
FALLEN! 'Cause they got 4-1-1 and moved up to 15th! MVP award for BADDA BANG? THE
FALLEN's proud of her after beating HUNGOVER and getting 20 points. Talk about yer
big time losers! REAPER got smashed by KILL'EM KREPP, and lost 15 points! The
Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause it's Number One! EVIL JOHN KERRY knows
this. He was Dark Arena Challenged by the Duelmaster. The crowds were amazed this
turn, as EVIL JOHN KERRY killed the Duelmaster, MAD MILKSTER, leaving LEGENDARY
BASTARDS in mourning. OBLIVIOUS gets to be new Duelmaster. But doesn't this mean
people might try to kill her, too? Who was the wiseguy that said JHANS' Duelmaster
was paying for drinks at Lucas Lounge? Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? WOLFCATS was JHANS' most avoided team. Is there some
award for that? I don't know what KAMIKAZI's been doing. They certainly haven't
been accepting many fights from WOLFCATS, that's fer sher. Like, is RECOUNT popular,
or what? It was challenged the most in all of JHANS! It's got a 2-0-0, is that
good? See if I ever talk to MISCOUNT again! HAIL MARY was so low when It challenged
it. Hhmph! Is this how THE CHADS advances, by having their members (MISCOUNT) fight
people that are really below them (HAIL MARY)? BADDA BAMM is being unfair. He's
challenged down 23 against TIMBER LION. I don't know why they let this stuff go on.
(I'd better shut up) TIMBER LION is a real woman! She was challenged by BADDA BAMM,
23 points above, and BEAT him! Dark Arena, anyone? Some fights are really unfair.
How do you think PANAMA RED feels about being challenged by PRINCE OF LIES, 26 points
above her? I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in JHANS. PRINCE OF LIES got 3
points after beating PANAMA RED, 26 points below him. See if I ever talk to SCORPINE
again! THE LAMB was so low when He challenged he. Hhmph! SCORPINE beat THE LAMB.
No surprise about that. Really I'm not surprised SCORPINE would do such a scummy
thing, either. HAY RIDE is being unfair. She's challenged down 25 against SOUTHERN
BELLE. I don't know why they let this stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) I was sorry
to see such an unfair "fight" in JHANS. HAY RIDE got 2 points after beating SOUTHERN
BELLE, 25 points below her. See if I ever talk to KIZZY LYNNE again! ELIZABETH
RABBIT was so low when She challenged she. Hhmph! Is this how BOOKIE'S BROTHEL
advances, by having their members (KIZZY LYNNE) fight people that are really below
them (ELIZABETH RABBIT)? I'm not so sure DOUBLE TOKER knew all the facts when he
challenged SANDPAPER CONDOM of MEMPHIS MAFIA II. I saw DOUBLE TOKER stumbling and
dribbling at Lucas Lounge last week... DOUBLE TOKER lost to SANDPAPER CONDOM, but he
got 1 points. SANDPAPER CONDOM won, and got 2 points. I don't get it.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!! SKIRZA SLAPSTIK returns from the Dark
Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his THE FALLEN teammates... Like, who is this
guy??? P.R.U.W. gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles MOUNTAIN TROLL, and returns to
tell of it!!! I bet BOOKIE'S BROTHEL manager is surprised! What a bummer deal for
JINGLE BELLE! She just barely was getting hers "fighter feet" but got kill by
BENANDANTI of HELTER SKELTER! Those're the breaks, I guess. Like was that some
Bloodfeud, or what? (HANGING vs. BOOK-AKIE, that is.) Hey you guys, don't you think
your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OBLIVIOUS 6101 11 3 0 107 KAMIKAZI (533)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DONNA 5966 12 6 0 128 BABES (416)
HANGING 5507 13 5 0 102 THE CHADS (482)
KERRY BEAR 3994 14 10 1 100 BLITZKRIEG (271)
CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010 15 11 0 98 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
UNION JACK 6015 17 1 0 95 BLITZKRIEG (271)
BLOOD MOON 6175 11 6 0 93 REVELATION (543)
BADDA BANG 6013 9 11 0 92 THE FALLEN (524)
MORACH RAZH 6239 16 15 0 91 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
CY 6234 9 5 0 91 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUGGY BEAR 6002 15 7 0 89 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
MISERY 6232 9 4 0 83 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
SHADOW STARR 5999 11 11 1 76 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
HUNGOVER 3723 15 4 0 73 ALMOST! (316)
CLURACAN 6035 12 2 0 71 THE DREAMING (529)
SHAWNDA 6032 8 6 1 70 THE DREAMING (529)
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996 14 8 1 69 THE FALLEN (524)
WHIRLING MIST 5026 16 9 0 68 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KILL'EM KREPP 5892 11 5 0 66 ANARKYSTS (341)
DRIVER 6055 8 8 2 66 KAMIKAZI (533)
TROJAN MAN 5710 14 9 3 64 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST 3675 12 11 2 64 ALMOST! (316)
GAMBIT 6161 5 5 2 62 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
GROPING CHICKENS 3972 5 3 1 61 ALMOST! (316)
... A HORSE 6304 6 1 1 60 PORN IN A BARN (551)
TIMBER LION 6370 3 0 0 60 WOLFCATS (556)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LUCIFERI 6018 7 1 0 54 THE BREW CREW (526)
PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124 11 3 0 53 ANARKYSTS (341)
MARCIE 6076 6 10 1 53 BABES (416)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE LOVE BELOW 6187 6 1 1 53 THE DREAMING (529)
BADDA BAMM 6075 10 8 0 51 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
DEVASTATOR 6079 10 8 0 51 THE FALLEN (524)
-TIGERWOLF 6366 2 1 0 51 WOLFCATS (556)
INDESTRUCTIBLE IV 1350 5 3 0 49 PAST TENSE (28)
REAPER 6150 7 4 0 48 KAMIKAZI (533)
SPEKTER 4921 6 4 0 48 KARNIVORZ (455)
-BATTERING RAM 6198 5 1 0 48 ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
SUBZERO 6120 10 4 2 47 KAMIKAZI (533)
SLASHIN' SPECK 5854 9 17 2 46 ANARKYSTS (341)
-TITANIC 178 9 9 0 46 PAST TENSE (28)
KRUNK MONKEY 5939 3 3 0 44 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
P.R.U.W. 6328 5 1 1 42 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-BROWN KITTY TOO 6118 7 6 1 40 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
FUNKY COLD MEDINA 6154 3 6 0 40 BLITZKRIEG (271)
OBSIDIA 4001 6 2 1 39 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
THE BEAST 6296 5 1 0 39 REVELATION (543)
MISCOUNT 6090 3 3 0 38 THE CHADS (482)
SLAYIN STAYNER 5891 10 6 1 37 ANARKYSTS (341)
MONKEY SHINE 5927 5 1 0 37 HELTER SKELTER (256)
CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091 4 7 0 36 THE DREAMING (529)
UNBORN 6205 2 0 0 36 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311 4 4 1 35 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
HAY RIDE 6305 5 2 0 34 PORN IN A BARN (551)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCORPINE 6119 9 5 0 32 KAMIKAZI (533)
DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307 2 6 0 32 THE FALLEN (524)
SKUNK #1 5719 6 4 0 31 MY BEST BUDS (505)
ILSARIA 4004 4 5 0 31 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
FURIOUS INHALER 4047 3 2 0 31 ALMOST! (316)
WASTEM WUORNOS 6123 2 12 1 31 ANARKYSTS (341)
PRINCE OF LIES 6171 6 6 0 30 REVELATION (543)
FRANKENSLOSH 5901 5 3 0 30 HELTER SKELTER (256)
-ANOTHER BLANKEE 6117 6 7 0 29 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
PIXIE DUST 6308 5 3 0 29 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
SUICIDE SLUSH 6388 3 1 1 26 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
KIZZY LYNNE 6375 3 1 0 26 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-HORIZONTAL POLKA 6191 3 0 0 25 THE BREW CREW (526)
NEON'S MAMMA 6376 3 1 0 25 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
BENANDANTI 6467 2 0 1 25 HELTER SKELTER (256)
-DIRECAT 6368 1 0 0 25 WOLFCATS (556)
-CHEETAH'S GROWL 6367 1 0 0 25 WOLFCATS (556)
FREAKY FRED 4920 4 4 0 24 KARNIVORZ (455)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THAI-STICK 5720 4 0 0 23 MY BEST BUDS (505)
-JACK RIPPER 4651 3 1 1 23 THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
SALLY 6426 3 1 0 23 SCARRY TEAM (325)
BOOK-AKIE 6466 1 1 1 23 ALMOST! (316)
BLACKJACK 6163 4 4 2 22 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923 4 2 0 20 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-STRAW GOLEM 6197 2 2 0 20 ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
RECOUNT 6333 2 0 0 20 THE CHADS (482)
-CAVEMAN 4652 2 2 0 20 THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
VENUS 6359 1 3 0 20 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
-NEW RED BLANKET 6338 4 1 1 19 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
SPATHIC 6189 3 3 0 19 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
MORAXX 6292 3 4 0 19 FORTIFEX (540)
MELANCHOLY BLYSS 6464 2 0 0 19 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291 3 2 0 18 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-FLYING BLADE 6196 3 3 0 18 ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
SUPER SIZE ME 6347 2 2 0 17 PAST TENSE (28)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NINA 6508 1 0 1 17 BABES (416)
RED DRAGON 6474 2 0 1 16 REVELATION (543)
THE LAMB 6293 2 4 0 16 REVELATION (543)
-PSYCHO 6017 2 6 0 14 THE BREW CREW (526)
FRANNIE FOX 6424 2 2 0 14 SCARRY TEAM (325)
-LUCA 4653 2 2 0 14 THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
LANCE ARMSTRONG 6422 1 3 0 14 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
I.B. KLONIN 6408 1 2 0 14 HELTER SKELTER (256)
SILICON CARNE 6298 1 1 0 13 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
BEEZLE 4924 2 3 0 12 KARNIVORZ (455)
DREAD FOOL 6410 2 2 0 12 FORTIFEX (540)
ACAPULCO GOLD 6363 1 1 1 12 MY BEST BUDS (505)
DIEQUICK 2 6493 1 0 0 12 FORTIFEX (540)
TRI-CORNER 6486 1 0 1 11 THE CHADS (482)
SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491 1 0 1 11 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
ONE TRICK PONY 6468 1 1 0 11 PORN IN A BARN (551)
VEROCITY 6450 1 2 0 11 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
QUEZ CHUN ABUL 6494 1 0 0 10 FORTIFEX (540)
-DANCING BONES 6194 2 2 1 9 ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
HAIL MARY 6389 1 2 0 9 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
PANIC ATTACK 6455 2 1 0 8 FORTIFEX (540)
CORPSE COUNT 4923 1 4 0 7 KARNIVORZ (455)
RING MY BELLE 6441 1 2 1 6 HELL'S BELLES (562)
-SWAN PRINCESS 6373 1 2 1 6 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
BROKEN BELLE 6444 1 2 0 6 HELL'S BELLES (562)
LOWLY WORM 6427 1 3 0 6 SCARRY TEAM (325)
SOUTHERN BELLE 6440 1 2 0 6 HELL'S BELLES (562)
ANNA BELLE 6443 1 2 0 5 HELL'S BELLES (562)
CUX 6479 1 1 0 4 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
RAVEN DARKHART 6465 1 1 0 4 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
BANANA GORILLA 5276 0 4 0 4 SCARRY TEAM (325)
ELIZABETH RABBIT 6425 0 4 0 4 SCARRY TEAM (325)
NERVOUS SHEEP 6490 1 0 0 3 PORN IN A BARN (551)
PANAMA RED 5718 0 2 0 3 MY BEST BUDS (505)
MELISSA 6204 0 3 0 3 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
CHERYL 6447 0 2 0 2 BABES (416)
HEAVY MENTAL 6457 0 2 0 2 HELTER SKELTER (256)
DOUBLE TOKER 6364 0 2 0 2 MY BEST BUDS (505)
ANGIE 6507 0 1 0 1 BABES (416)
-NICOLE RICHIE 6463 0 1 0 1 THE BREW CREW (526)
PARIS HILTON 6487 0 1 0 1 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
SILKROT 6511 0 1 0 1 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
-SPAWN 6462 0 1 0 1 THE BREW CREW (526)
WASTEBASKET 6492 0 1 0 1 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JUJU HAND 6348 0 2 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336 THE LOVE BELOW 6187 460 NOT REVE
CLAUDIA 6454 0 1 0 BABES 416 RED DRAGON 6474 463
FRENCH HAMSTER 6294 3 3 0 BLITZKRIEG 271 BLACK ORC 20 464 NONE
INFANTIA MERETRI 6473 0 2 0 BLITZKRIEG 271 ACAPULCO GOLD 6363 464
CHERRY 6488 0 1 0 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL 554 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24 464 NONE
DANGLING 6459 0 2 0 THE CHADS 482 EVIL JOHN KERRY 25 464 NONE
PREGNANT 6460 0 1 0 THE CHADS 482 BOOK-AKIE 6466 463 JUST REV
ONE 6513 0 1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 464 NONE
DOA 6512 0 1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347 HIGH ELF 19 464 NONE
ACHAN 6514 0 1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347 TRI-CORNER 6486 464
VAELIN 6395 0 3 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347 SUICIDE SLUSH 6388 463
HIGH ELF 19 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996 464 NONE
MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 P.R.U.W. 6328 464 NONE
KEYONA 6461 1 1 0 THE DREAMING 529 RILLION 21 464 NONE
DAWN 6510 0 1 0 EXQUISITE CORPS I 546 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491 464
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JEALOUSY RAINS 6380 1 4 1 THE FALLEN 524 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23 464 NONE
QUEEN SLEEZ 6142 1 2 0 FORTIFEX 540 SUBZERO 6120 460 NOT REVE
SOMATRON 6143 3 4 0 FORTIFEX 540 SUBZERO 6120 463
QUAGULA 6386 0 1 0 FORTIFEX 540 JEALOUSY RAINS 6380 460 REVENGED
KLK HUNTER 6409 0 1 0 FORTIFEX 540 SWAN PRINCESS 6373 461 REVENGED
MR. CHAOS 6411 0 3 0 FORTIFEX 540 WASTEM WUORNOS 6123 463
JINGLE BELLE 6442 2 1 0 HELL'S BELLES 562 BENANDANTI 6467 464
CLUTCH SHUTTLE 6060 4 3 0 HELTER SKELTER 256 GAMBIT 6161 461
LADY SCARE ALL 4922 2 3 0 KARNIVORZ 455 NINA 6508 464
MAD MILKSTER 5052 15 7 2 LEGENDARY BASTARD 259 EVIL JOHN KERRY 25 464 NONE
ULTRAITHARIOS 6489 0 1 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA II 542 WURM KIN 27 464 NONE
YERN'N FER'N URN 1508 2 5 0 PAST TENSE 28 EVIL JOHN KERRY 25 464 NONE
TEN PACKS A DAY 6346 1 1 1 PAST TENSE 28 SLASHIN' SPECK 5854 461 JUST REV
PEEPING TOMCAT 6469 1 1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23 464 NONE
THE LAST TRUMP 6173 7 3 1 REVELATION 543 GROPING CHICKENS 3972 462 JUST REV
ZANDER 6485 0 1 0 SPACE WOLVES 523 BLACK ORC 20 464 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Ed. -- Can you put in a request for the keeper of the lists to publish a Manager List
for Jhans? Thanks! -- Rillion
Will do. -- Ed.
Polaris -- You are a misinformed idiot. That is the only reason I could think of for
why you think I, a Free Blader, would have "Andorian honor." Also, I did give Bookie
the correct style at the FtF for his fight against Recount. But I then confused his
simple little mind by mentioning Miscount and his style in the conversation that
followed the style swap. It is not my fault that he walked away with the wrong style
in his memory. -- Rillion, who is not now nor has ever been a member of the Andorian
Party
Bookie -- The TV challenge is going where the Flags are. When it does come down to
Ultra and me, I will be happy in the knowledge that you ain't there with us. --
Rillion
Guardian -- Thanks for doing me a favor and aborting that Chad. I just hope you and
Book-Akie sick around for a few turns. -- Rillion
These three ads were misfiled and might have been intended for last turn's
newsletter. -- Ed.
Polarius -- No problem...looking forward just to kick some arse in the near future.
Again...I thank you. KLK! -- Sir Chester/STDS
Bookie -- Did you receive the Dragon? It should give you great
strength...haa...haaa...you must look into its eye to obtain its strength. -- Chester
All -- Bite my lip and close my eyes. Take me away to paradise...oh...my
goodness...when I finish with all of you, you'll have a case a quinsy!!! To everyone
who done well at the FTF...congrats! -- Sir Chester
Pdiddy -- I was scanning the personals looking for ads to respond to. I came across
your ads. In one ad you said something about dusting off your...knees, I think it
was.... and in the next ad you said something about Bookie doing things for your
heart. I started to make some funny comments about this but then decided not to, you
are too good of a friend. I just thought I'd point it out cause some people in here
aren't as cool as me. -- Polarius
Azrael -- Sylvester (n.k.a. Ultraist) and LeMa$e are different people. You met
Ultraist. -- Polarius
Azrael -- Hey I enjoyed our online conversation the other night. We need to find a
way to hook you up with a computer. -- Polarius
*confused* -- Ed.
Baphomet -- Thank you so much for the info and the handbook. I have been reading
through it. Seems like you have done a really good job. I am writing a few notes and
comments down to send to you. I hope to be sending a letter off within a few days. --
Polarius
Skirza -- Good fight. -- Kerry Bear
Morach -- I know your manager has to be upset. He lost his challenge to me and got
[bested] by Jekyll. -- Union Jack
RSI -- You know, I thought long and hard to come up with those witty political
comments you censored last turn! -- Polarius
P.S. What was it about me saying that UBL & the North Korean guy voting for Kerry did
you not like? It was true.
Too bad. You know the DM newsletter isn't the place for political commentary.
Tsk. -- Ed.
Jhans -- Just to give you some "clarity" Bookie's..err..Talon's post was directed at
me, Ultraist, & Mordraith (mostly). Now, Suicidal Dreams, if you will give the rest
of us some "clarity," who is managing you this week? -- Polarius
Outloud -- I hear rumors of people plotting on The Love Below. Good luck, you'll need
it right Drath. And no Bookie doesn't run The Dreaming, its all me, now I know some
peoples pride wont let them except this fact. Sorry, I'm just a winner, I won every
other game i've played and this is no different. -- Pdiddy: Lord and Master of The
Dreaming
*confused again* Punctuation is your friend, Pdiddy. -- Ed.
Jeckyll -- Did you enjoy the beating? I mean, I've beat you two-out-of-three
times and so you shall fell my wrath. -- Pdiddy klk-4-life
Bookie -- Your plan worked. All the top managers are here. Now it's time to
show them whose house this is. -- Pdiddy
Brew ha ha -- Have fun in cali. And don't do any thing I wouldn't. -- Pdiddy
The Fallen -- Come on guys, I know you can do a lot better. No biggie tho. -- Pdiddy
Jekyll -- Tsk, tsk. You can't beat the 'newbie'? *snicker* Shawnda not only beat
Trojan once BUT TWICE!!! No wonder 'Draith and Ultra said such things about the
Midnite Foundation! If that's all you got then the MF is truly dead. -- Talon
P.S. How's that party coming? I heard it's crowded....
Ultraist -- You best not stop avoiding. That's all I'll say. -- Talon
Krunk Monkey -- *snicker* Knew you couldn't get it done. Kinda like your manager,
huh? C'mon, Draith...finish what you started!! -- Talon
Azrael -- Well, you wanted me here. Now what? You best get things in-line, Az. 0-5
would get u kicked out of Chaos...think about that. What i want is a killing frenzy.
To steal from someone who stole from the DRC....'Wolfpac Rules.' Black and Red to
swarm them all. Now get out there and take those boys down. -- Talon
Polarius -- Watch what you say....you might not like what you get in return..... --
Talon
P.S. You know I can see into your bedroom window from the hill? bwahaha
[ some real world personals removed here ]
Well, I've decided to stop playing Basic DM for now. Polarus requested I stay here in
Jhans and I've agreed. I got to my turns too late for this week; however, I will
return. -- Shocking Toad
Bookie -- My eldest daughter's nickname is Kizzy. She's six. I told her you named a
character after her and she was really excited. No offense taken and I wish Kizzy
Lynne luck. -- Shocking Toad
Re: Evil John Kerry: I didn't name the DA character Shocking Toad as there is a
warrior on his way to Primus with that name and that's my alias, wouldn't make sense
to use it for the Dark Arena monster as well.
[ an annoyingly impolite personal ad removed here ]
Youngblood -- Be carefull what you wish for. You have been spared my wrath due to
lucky (for you) circumstances... Now is not the case. I am going nowhere, so if you
feel the need to whet your appetite you know where the menu is. Just be careful of
what you order. -- Jekyll
Bookie -- You know not what I have up my sleeve.... nor are you prepared for it.
Focus on the issues that are at your feet not those that are above your head. --
Jekyll
Mithril -- I would apologize, if that is what suited me, but I won't. You were
targeted and your punishment was just. Take it like a man. My Disciples bathed in your
pathetic warrior's blood and it is just. No questions asked, nothing personal, just
business in Jhans. If it makes you feel any better, believe it or not your pathetic
excuse for warriors were actually secondary challenges for my Disciples... you just
happened to get extremely unlucky. -- Jekyll
P.S. Do not seek retribution, you will simply pay the price all over again. This is
your only warning.
Bookie -- I was waiting for the line from the Saliva song "We wear dark glasses like
the cops from Texas..... Click Click Boom!" -- Street Legal
Sandpaper Condom -- Perhaps you should try Thai on for size since you clearly cannot
beat me, less experience than me and all, so maybe you could even consolidate the
flags *wink*. But if you want another @$$- whoopin' come on by and leave your flag at
my guildhouse before the fight to save you the time and energy (as you'll be all worn
out after the fight)! -- Who's your daddy? Skunk #1's YOUR daddy!
Pigfeed Picktan -- You got lucky that those heavy hits all struck the same location.
If you wanna' know what would've happened otherwise ask Sandpaper Condom. He can tell
you! -- Skunk #1
Bookie -- As I've said before you'll only see my "Andorian side" in Aruak elsewhere
it's all about WATCH OUT! -- Street Legal
Swan Princess -- If you thought I would be distracted by those pretty dancer legs and
you'd be able to sneak by me you should take into account my favorite pastime and
realize I have NO attention span nor do I feel much pain whatsoever! -- Thai-Stick
Unborn -- Figures my first fight and I meet up with what I hear referred to as a
"'bagger". Just my luck! Oh well, a simple flick of the flint and an inhale and I
soon forgot! -- Acapulco Gold
Cux -- Really I swear I was just about to puff,puff,pass but it nearly went out so I
took another draw on it to make sure it was still going when it got to you. REALLY!
Next time give a guy a chance before you go off on him. -- Double Toker
Keyona -- I dream alot too but usually my eyes are open when I do, I guess I simply
'spaced' after I hit you the first time. Don't think it would happen again I'm
training CN (concentration) next fight! -- Panama Red
Bookie -- I just wish I had a slightly better cast of supporting warriors and maybe I
could have an honest chance at winning this thing. Then maybe I'd be able to afford
to expand my garden even further. Nonetheless you can always come by my garden and
help yourself but there's just 2 rules: 1) No picking before it's ready, and 2)
NEVER,NEVER,EVER bogart the last plant of any particular type without prior written
consent (I may need it to 'clone' with.... get it clone *grin*). You'll note all
varieties are arranged together and clearly marked by name! -- Street Legal (Happy
TRIPping)
Pee-Drizzle -- I travel from not-far (just down the block, really... pretty close),
laden with the message of 'suckit' from many weary listeners. Of late we are
approached by strident agents, asking likewise of us, strong with the desire to
instruct you in the rules of writen language. Ha! Our coffers grow fat with the
boone of promising the impossible..: The eventual triumph of linguistic functionality
over the tide of monosylabic twiddling you so expertly spew. We will share this
bounty with you, provided you pledge to eat hot coal, searing larynx and vocal cords
instantly, a small gift to a hopeful future for humanity and mongrel race alike! Name
thy price, wordy-noise fount! Leaving you a pegleg to stand on notwithstanding...
second choice be a longsword in the pants. -- MF
Flag bearers of Jhans -- Cover thyselves... why not getan early start? A shovelfull
of dirt goes farther than you think... -- MF
Bookie -- You're right, man, I gotta get off my procrastinating butt and write some
personals. So here ya go. -- Mithril
Suicide Slush -- Nice fight, bad ending. Shouldn't have killed Vaelin...afraid I'm
going to have to tarnish that perfect record of yours. -- Mithril
P.S. That's MY flag.
Blind Hipocrasy -- Actually, you snagged both my flags didnt you. You best start
writing 347 in those avoids, my friend.
Bookie -- Oh, the whole point is its my CLAN...I don't need no other stinking team
names (especially some of the swill Ive been seeing lately). -- Mithril
Bookie -- "Put down the beer" ....umm does not compute. -- Mithril
Ultraist -- Nice entrance man, real nice. -- Mithril
Talon Darkheart -- Looks like mommy didnt love someone. Gee, we're all so sorry the
world hasn't been nice to you. -- Mithril
Luca -- Back on the air I hear. -- Azrael
Talon Darkheart -- Finally the gloves are off, heh? KLK KLK boom. -- Azrael
P.S. I guess I don't have to restrain myself anymore either hey? No more, "Let's see
who we can win over" is it. Hah, Froth em all.
P-Diddi -- 5-0!! Top Team. Word killa. -- Azrael
Brew-ha -- That's your first free fight isn't it? Congrats. -- Azrael
Kerry Bear -- You Skirza first fight and you Skirza last fight. Me go Dark Arena now.
-- Skirza Slapstik
Armada or whatever your backstabbing, cybering alliance is called -- So finally got an
alliance with the "bearings" to come after the KLK? Oh wait, two members belong to
us, and it isn't that easy to get out once you're in. (evil smile) And besides with
Mordraith in, I doubt you guys have what it takes to "keep up" a war with us. Hah-hah-
hmm.
May you all die an honorless death far from the field of battle as maidens on the
hearth. -- Azrael
Lord of the Fallen
Second Seat KLK High Council
Lord High Commander
-- KLK alliegiate military
P.S. Trust not those whom betray their own.
Hungover -- 4-7-5 'Parry'!! There's a strat I use in desp alot. Lucky Punk. -- Badda
Bang
Timber Lion -- 10-3-5 parry. Sheesh, that makes sense don't it? Min. 1 strat should
have been 1-3-5 P. Then I wouldn't have worn out so easy. Lucky girl. -- Donna
Huntress
Tigerwolf -- Good D. -- Devastator
(singing aloud) Who's going can crushing? We'se going can crushin'!! -- KLK Warriors
24 August 2004
Invitation to Newbie Managers
by Hammer
As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family. Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the
Vendetta Cartel.
The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains;
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the duelingland as
Master Darque.
Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications! [Hammer is
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!]
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the
Vendetta Cartel!
3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant
Enemies!
Any prospective Probates who:
1) seek to improve their managerial insights/abilities under the counsel of
Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members
2) desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a
Few Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies
3) who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see
their manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney
Newsletters as a member of the Vendetta Cartel
MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide Hammer
with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least favorite
fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to verify in
the online newsletters.
Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to Hammer's
purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All Arena Ad on
a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
-- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MAD MILKSTER was viciously butchered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 2 minute fight.
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK barely slew HIGH ELF in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
P.R.U.W. savagely slew MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
YERN'N FER'N URN was butchered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
FRENCH HAMSTER was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
KEYONA was butchered by RILLION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PEEPING TOMCAT was slaughtered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DANGLING was butchered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JEALOUSY RAINS was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
ONE was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
ZANDER was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ULTRAITHARIOS was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHERRY was barely slain by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DOA was slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
HANGING overpowered BOOK-AKIE in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
BLOOD MOON handily defeated GROPING CHICKENS in a 1 minute Bloodfeud contest.
INDESTRUCTIBLE IV demolished SLASHIN' SPECK in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud brawl.
DREAD FOOL was handily defeated by WASTEM WUORNOS in a 3 minute Bloodfeud conflict.
MORAXX was savagely defeated by SUBZERO in a 1 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
MISCOUNT overpowered HAIL MARY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
WHIRLING MIST was overpowered by CY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SHAWNDA was overpowered by KERRY BEAR in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
UNION JACK bested MISERY in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
BADDA BANG viciously subdued HUNGOVER in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge match.
SHADOW STARR handily defeated TROJAN MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CLURACAN defeated PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
BADDA BAMM was luckily beaten by TIMBER LION in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel.
REAPER was demolished by KILL'EM KREPP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CHIEF BLING-BLING$ was savagely defeated by PIGFEED PICKTAN in a 1 minute fray.
THE BEAST unbelievably bested PIXIE DUST in a 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
PRINCE OF LIES defeated PANAMA RED in a 2 minute expert vs. novice Challenge duel.
SCORPINE luckily beat THE LAMB in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge match.
HAY RIDE outlasted SOUTHERN BELLE in a 11 minute veteran vs. beginner Challenge bout.
VENUS devastated RAVEN DARKHART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KIZZY LYNNE devastated ELIZABETH RABBIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
THAI-STICK outwaited RIZZLE-DIZZLE in a dull 37 minute gory Challenge bout.
NEON'S MAMMA luckily beat GITO GITO HUSTLER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
SUPER SIZE ME was subdued by FURIOUS INHALER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
RED DRAGON overpowered BANANA GORILLA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HEAVY MENTAL was handily defeated by RECOUNT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ONE TRICK PONY overpowered CHERYL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
LANCE ARMSTRONG won victory over ANNA BELLE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
DOUBLE TOKER was handily defeated by SANDPAPER CONDOM in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
CREEPSHOW KILLER was luckily beaten by OBLIVIOUS in a exciting 3 minute Title brawl.
MORACH RAZH handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HUGGY BEAR defeated DRIVER in a popular 1 minute battle.
SPEKTER won victory over SUICIDE SLUSH in a 1 minute bout.
MARCIE overpowered BLACKJACK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DEVASTATOR handily defeated ILSARIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
FUNKY COLD MEDINA was handily defeated by ... A HORSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GAMBIT demolished OBSIDIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE LOVE BELOW viciously subdued FRANKENSLOSH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
SLAYIN STAYNER was bested by KRUNK MONKEY in a 1 minute battle.
SKUNK #1 luckily beat I.B. KLONIN in a popular 6 minute brawl.
UNBORN viciously subdued FREAKY FRED in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
MONKEY SHINE slimly won victory over SPATHIC in a popular 4 minute bout.
DONNA THE HUNTRESS vanquished BOOKIE in a 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
ACAPULCO GOLD butchered INFANTIA MERETRIX in a 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
FRANNIE FOX overpowered SILKROT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SALLY demolished MELISSA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LOWLY WORM was handily defeated by SILICON CARNE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RING MY BELLE was defeated by BEEZLE in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
JINGLE BELLE was murdered by BENANDANTI in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
BROKEN BELLE was defeated by MELANCHOLY BLYSS in a 3 minute novice's fight.
VEROCITY vanquished PARIS HILTON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PANIC ATTACK subdued ANGIE in a 2 minute novice's duel.
CORPSE COUNT was luckily beaten by DIEQUICK 2 in a 5 minute novice's contest.
CUX was beaten by QUEZ CHUN ABUL in a popular 1 minute novice's match.
LADY SCARE ALL was slain by NINA in a 1 minute novice's fight.
NERVOUS SHEEP outwaited WASTEBASKET in a tiresome 7 minute amateur's duel.
SASQUATCH COWBOY easily killed DAWN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TRI-CORNER slaughtered ACHAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 36 TOTAL PARRY 79 - 34 - 1 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 18 WALL OF STEEL 41 - 44 - 2 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 16 AIMED BLOW 36 - 40 - 5 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 BASHING ATTACK 52 - 62 - 4 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 131 - 163 - 13 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 STRIKING ATTACK 53 - 85 - 9 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 8 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 67 - 4 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 19 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 23 - 1 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 26 - 1 13 |
Turn 464 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 14 - 4 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 8 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 AIMED BLOW 5 - 7 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 24 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY OBLIVIOUS 6101 11 3 0 107 KAMIKAZI (533)
LUNGING ATTACK HANGING 5507 13 5 0 102 THE CHADS (482)
STRIKING ATTACK KERRY BEAR 3994 14 10 1 100 BLITZKRIEG (271)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010 15 11 0 98 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
WALL OF STEEL MORACH RAZH 6239 16 15 0 91 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
SLASHING ATTACK CY 6234 9 5 0 91 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
AIMED BLOW HUNGOVER 3723 15 4 0 73 ALMOST! (316)
PARRY-LUNGE SPEKTER 4921 6 4 0 48 KARNIVORZ (455)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KERRY BEAR 3994. The most popular warrior this turn
was CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010. The ten other most popular fighters were PSYCHO
PROCTOLOGIST 3675, CORPSE COUNT 4923, MISERY 6232, BADDA BANG 6013, I.B. KLONIN 6408,
MONKEY SHINE 5927, THE LAMB 6293, GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291, BROKEN BELLE 6444, and
KERRY BEAR 3994.
The least popular fighter this week was RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923. The other ten least
popular fighters were THAI-STICK 5720, SOUTHERN BELLE 6440, HAY RIDE 6305, NERVOUS
SHEEP 6490, WASTEBASKET 6492, DREAD FOOL 6410, ACHAN 6514, DAWN 6510, LADY SCARE ALL
4922, and PARIS HILTON 6487.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MAD MILKSTER (36-5052) LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAIMED 2213 (166-116-18) 5 3 0 THE HURT
THE TENDERIZER 1301 (67-49-1) 2 3 0 FUN WITH FRIEND
DOTH DRAGONMERE 1257 (82-51-4) 0 5 0 NETHER WARRIORS
OUTSIDER 4797 (59-30-3) 0 5 0 WOLF PACK
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GORDON 4536 (56-20-1) 8 3 0 BARNYARD BRUTES
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLONDIE 5723 (21-20-1) 4 3 0 BABES
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ASH 4026 (22-20-2) 2 3 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE
SPINAL CRACKER 5007 (15-18-0) 0 3 0 HELTER SKELTER
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
POSTMASTER P 5182 (21-11-0) 4 3 0 HELTER SKELTER
JETS TO BRAZIL 5604 (11-4-0) 3 3 0 SKATE DRAGONS
HANGING 5507 (11-5-0) 2 3 0 THE CHADS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DONNA 5966 (10-6-0) 4 3 0 BABES
MANICOUAGAN 4966 (9-4-0) 1 3 0 QUEBEC
TROJAN MAN 5710 (13-6-3) 1 3 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TIMBER LION 6370 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 WOLFCATS
BADDA BANG 6013 (7-9-0) 2 3 0 THE FALLEN
MARCIE 6076 (4-8-1) 2 3 0 BABES
TIGERWOLF 6366 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 WOLFCATS
BLUEBEARD 6029 (2-1-0) 0 3 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 196L
MISERY 6232 (7-2-0) 0 3 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE II
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996 (12-6-0) 0 3 0 THE FALLEN
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CLURACAN 6035 (8-2-0) 3 3 0 THE DREAMING
MISCOUNT 6090 (1-3-0) 3 3 0 THE CHADS
OBSIDIA 4001 (3-1-1) 3 3 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE
WIND DANCER 5018 (2-1-0) 3 3 0 PAWNEE
CY 6234 (7-3-0) 2 3 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE II
MORVAANA 4002 (4-2-0) 2 3 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE
SHAWNDA 6032 (6-4-1) 2 3 0 THE DREAMING
UNBORN 6205 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 EXQUISITE CORPS II
ILSARIA 4004 (4-1-0) 1 3 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE
OBLIVIOUS 6101 (9-1-0) 1 3 0 KAMIKAZI
CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091 (2-5-0) 0 3 0 THE DREAMING
DIRECAT 6368 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 WOLFCATS
SOMATRON 6143 (2-2-0) 0 3 0 FORTIFEX
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE LOVE BELOW 6187 (3-0-1) 14 3 2 THE DREAMING
... A HORSE 6304 (3-1-1) 7 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
HAY RIDE 6305 (3-1-0) 7 3 0 PORN IN A BARN
DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307 (0-4-0) 5 3 1 THE FALLEN
FRANKENSLOSH 5901 (3-1-0) 5 3 0 HELTER SKELTER
KRUNK MONKEY 5939 (2-2-0) 5 3 0 5440 OR FIGHT!
FLYING BLADE 6196 (2-2-0) 3 3 0 ANIMATED DESTRUCTION
GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291 (3-0-0) 3 3 0 5440 OR FIGHT!
BATTERING RAM 6198 (3-1-0) 2 3 0 ANIMATED DESTRUCTION
GHOST BEAR 5023 (2-0-0) 2 3 0 PAWNEE
RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923 (3-1-0) 2 3 0 5440 OR FIGHT!
BIBIDY-BOBIDY-BOO 6309 (3-1-0) 1 3 0 DEAD SUICIDAL DREAMS
BLACKJACK 6163 (3-1-2) 1 3 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA II
DANCING BONES 6194 (2-2-1) 1 3 0 ANIMATED DESTRUCTION
STRAW GOLEM 6197 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 ANIMATED DESTRUCTION
PIXIE DUST 6308 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA II
SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311 (2-2-1) 0 3 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA II
SPATHIC 6189 (2-2-0) 0 3 0 5440 OR FIGHT!
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RECOUNT 6333 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 THE CHADS
MARILYN 6352 (0-0-0) 2 1 0 DEAD BABES
ICARUS 6402 (0-0-0) 5 3 1 ANGELS OF CHAOS
MARTIAN GIRL 6393 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 SKA ROBOT ARMY
GATE KEEPER 6401 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 ANGELS OF CHAOS
NEON'S MAMMA 6376 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL
I.B. KLONIN 6408 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 HELTER SKELTER
LEERING CORPSE 6300 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ANIMATED DESTRUCTION
SERRA 6400 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 ANGELS OF CHAOS
SUPER RAD 6391 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 SKA ROBOT ARMY
KIZZY LYNNE 6375 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL
HAIL MARY 6389 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY
VENUS 6359 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY
BOPGIEPOP PHANTOM 6345 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 THE DREAMING
CHER 6351 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BABES
DREAD FOOL 6410 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 FORTIFEX
KLK HUNTER 6409 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 FORTIFEX
MR. CHAOS 6411 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 FORTIFEX
RUDE GIRL 6392 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 SKA ROBOT ARMY
SUICIDE SLUSH 6388 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY