DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/02/2004    Duedate: 09/15/2004

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-464

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OBLIVIOUS
KAMIKAZI (533)
(36-6101) [11-3-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OBLIVIOUS                      POSITION IS EMPTY
KAMIKAZI (533)                 
(36-6101) [11-3-0,107]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KERRY BEAR                     CREEPSHOW KILLER
BLITZKRIEG (271)               LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
(36-3994) [14-10-1,100]        (36-5010) [15-11-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE DREAMING (529)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE FALLEN (524)            56
2. PORN IN A BARN (551)        38      REVELATION (543)
3. CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)     38      Unchartered Team
4. REVELATION (543)            35
5. BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)      33      WOLFCATS (556)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WOLFCATS (556)             7   1  0 87.5   1/ 1 THE DREAMING (529)       10  5 0
 2/ 2 REVELATION (543)         106  66  7 61.6   2/ 4*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    9  5 1
 3/ 4 THE CHADS (482)           83  54  4 60.6   3/ 2 ANARKYSTS (341)           9  6 1
 4/ 6 KAMIKAZI (533)            45  33  4 57.7   4/ 7 KAMIKAZI (533)            9  6 1
 5- 7*THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)     9   7  1 56.3   5/ 5 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     8  6 0
 6/ 5 ALMOST! (316)             55  43  4 56.1   6/ 3 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    8  6 0
 7/ 8 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     229 198 35 53.6   7/10 BLITZKRIEG (271)          8  7 0
 8/10 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 280 255 19 52.3   8/18*PORN IN A BARN (551)      7  3 0
 9/12 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     56  51  5 52.3   9/25 THE CHADS (482)           7  5 1
10/ 9 THE DREAMING (529)        35  32  3 52.2  10/ 8 ALMOST! (316)             7  8 2
11-11*ANIMATED DESTRUCTI (545)  12  11  1 52.2  11/26 REVELATION (543)          7  8 1
12/14 BABES (416)              218 206  8 51.4  12/13*FORTIFEX (540)            7  8 0
13/15 BLITZKRIEG (271)         155 148 14 51.2  13/17 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)   7  8 0
14/16 HELTER SKELTER (256)     505 484 30 51.1  14/14*WOLFCATS (556)            6  1 0
15/13 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     62  60  8 50.8  15/16 THE FALLEN (524)          6  9 1
16/17 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)  164 159  8 50.8  16/ 9*HELL'S BELLES (562)       6  9 1
17/19*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    13  13  1 50.0  17/20 KARNIVORZ (455)           6  9 0
18/18 PAST TENSE (28)           40  42  1 48.8  18/24 MY BEST BUDS (505)        5  6 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20*THE BREW CREW (526)       19  21  0 47.5  19/11 HELTER SKELTER (256)      5  8 1
20/25 THE FALLEN (524)          51  58  3 46.8  20/12 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)  5 10 1
21-22 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  77  90 13 46.1  21-19*THE BREW CREW (526)       4  6 0
22/24 ANARKYSTS (341)          329 385 36 46.1  22/15 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     4  8 1
23/21 KARNIVORZ (455)           15  18  0 45.5  23/22 SCARRY TEAM (325)         4 11 0
24/29*PORN IN A BARN (551)      15  19  1 44.1  24/33*EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)  3  3 0
25/28 MY BEST BUDS (505)        11  14  1 44.0  25/32 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      3  7 0
26/23 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      35  46  3 43.2  26- 6 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  3  7 0
27/26 SCARRY TEAM (325)        134 186  4 41.9  27/27 BABES (416)               3  8 1
28/27 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    19  27  5 41.3  28/21 PAST TENSE (28)           3  8 0
29/ 3*HELL'S BELLES (562)        6   9  1 40.0  29-31*THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)    2  2 0
30/32*FORTIFEX (540)            13  24  0 35.1  30/28 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      2 13 0
31/33*EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)   4  10  0 28.6  31-23*ANIMATED DESTRUCTI (545)  1  1 0
32/34*SPACE WOLVES (523)         0   8  0  0.0  32/34*SPACE WOLVES (523)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

TEN TURNS OF HELL UPDATE TURN
FLAG BEARERS

TEAM                FLAG HELD BY
==================================
SUICIDAL DREAMS     (SUI)
SHADOW  STARR       (SUI)

MEMPHIS MAFIA II    (MEMPH)
SANDPAPER  CONDOM   (MEMPH)

BOOKIE'S BROTHEL    (BOOK)
KIZZY LYNNE         (BOOK)

WOLFCATS            (WOLF)
TIMBER LION         (WOLF)

REVELATION          (REV)
*PIXIE DUST         (MEMPH)

THE CHADS           (CHADS)
MISCOUNT            (CHADS)

ALMOST!             (ALMST)
FURIOUS INHALER     (ALMST)

KAMIKAZI            (KAMI)
SCORPINE            (KAMI)

5440 OR FIGHT!      (5440)
RIZZLE DIZZLE       (5440)

TWISTED             (TWIST)
   **FELL  OFF NL**

LEGENDARY BASTARDS  (BSTRD)
*SOUTHERN BELLE     (HELL)

BLIND HYPOCRISY     (BLIND)
HAIL MARY           (BLIND)

PAST TENSE          (PAST)
*MISCOUNT           (CHADS)

BABES               (BABES)
*LUCIFERI           (BREW)

HELTER SKELTER      (HELTR)
*RECOUNT            (CHADS)

BLITZKRIEG          (BLITZ)
*DREAD FOOL         (FORT)

CLAN BATTLEAXE      (CLAN1)
*SUICIDE SLUSH      (BLIND)

CLAN BATTLEAXE II   (CLAN2)
*HAIL MARY          (BLIND)

THE DREAMING        (DREAM)
CHIEF BLING-BLING$$ (DREAM)

THE FALLEN (FALL)
*FURIOUS INHALER    (ALMST)

LITTLE GIRLS LIKE   (GIRLS)
*#SWAN PRINCESS     (GIRLS)

ANARKYSTS           (ANARK)
WASTEM WUORNOS      (ANARK)

MY BEST BUDS        (BUDS)
THAI STICK          (BUDS)

SCARRY TEAM         (SCARY)
*ANNA BELLE         (HELL)

NORTHSIDE BULLOCKS  (NORTH)
+RUTTIN BIGGS       (NORTH)

PORN IN A BARN      (PORN)
HAY RIDE            (PORN)

ERRATA              (ERRAT)
+DIVIT              (ERRAT)

FORTIFEX            (FORT)
*WASTERM WUORNOS    (ANARK)

KARNIVORZ           (KARN)
CORPSE COUNT        (KARN)

HELLbS BELLES     (HELL)
SOUTHERN BELLE      (HELL)

EXQUISITE CORP II   (CORP)
**SILICON CARNE     (CORP)

THE BREW CREW       (BREW)
HORIZONTAL POLKA    (BREW)

THE CRIMSON TIDE    (TIDE)
+LUCA               (TIDE)

*  INDICATES THIS FLAG CHANGED HANDS THIS TURN
** GAINED FLAG AS LOWEST-RANKED WARRIOR THIS TURN, THE TEAM'S FIRST TURN IN
   THE NEWSLETTER.  THUSLY, NO POINTS AWARDED (AS FLAG WAS NOT DEFENDED OR WON
   THIS TURN)
#  FLAG BEARER  WAS DA'D AND FLAG PLACED ON LOWEST RANKED WARRIOR IN THE NL
   THIS TURN.   THUSLY NO POINTS AWARDED.
+  DID NOT RUN THIS TURN, THUSLY NO POINTS  AWARDED

                                        NEWSLETTERS AWARDS

DUELMASTER:                             MAD MILKSTER (BSTRD)
CHARTERED RECOGNITION LEADER:           DONNA (BABE)
POPULARITY LEADER:                      KERRY BEAR (BLTZ)
UNCHARTERED RECOGNITION LEADER:         LUCIFERI (BREW)
THIS WEEK'S FAVORITE:                   FUNKY COLD MEDINA (BLTZ)
CURRENT TOP TEAM:                       THE DREAMING
TEAM ON THE MOVE:                       WOLFCATS
TOP CAREER CHARTERED TEAM:              REVELATION
TOP CAREER UNCHARTERED TEAM:            WOLFCATS

SCORING

TEAM    W     K     NL     FLG     TOTAL/TURN     PREV     TOTAL
------------------------------------------------------------------
SUI     3     -     -      *2           5          0         5
MEMPH   3     -     -      *3           6          0         6
BOOK    3     -     -      *2           5          0         5
WOLF    4     -     2      *2           8          0         8
REV     2     1     1      -            4          0         4
CHADS   3     -     -      *4           7          0         7
ALMST   4     1     -      *3           8          0         8
KAMI    3     1     -      *2           6          0         6
5440    2     -     -      *2           4          0         4
TWIST   -     -     -      -            0          0         0
BSTRD   3     -     -      -            3          0         3
BLIND   2     1     -      *4           7          0         7
PAST    1     -     -      -            1          0         1
BABES   1     -     1      -            2          0         2
HELTR   2     -     -      -            2          0         2
BLITZ   2     -     2      -            4          0         4
CLAN1   1     -     -      -            1          0         1
CLAN2   1     -     -      -            1          0         1
DREAM   5     -     1      *2           8          0         8
FALL    -     -     -      -            0          0         0
GIRLS   2     -     -      -            2          0         2
ANARK   3     1     -      *3           7          0         7
BUDS    1     -     -      *2           3          0         3
SCARY   1     -     -      -            1          0         1
NORTH   -     -     -      -            0          0         0
PORN    3     -     -      *2           5          0         5
ERRAT   -     -     -      -            0          0         0
FORT    1     -     -      1            2          0         2
SPACE   -     -     -      -            0          0         0
102     -     -     -      -            0          0         0
KARN    2     -     -      2            4          0         4
HELL    3     -     -      *4           7          0         7
BREW    2     -     1      *3           6          0         6
TIDE    -     -     -      -            0          0         0

KEY:   W=Points from WINS this turn
       K=Points from KILLS  this turn
       NL=Points from AWARDS in the NEWSLETTER
       FLG=Points  from FLAGS this turn
       TOTAL/TURN=Total Points THIS  TURN
       PREV=Total Points previously held by team before this  turn
       TOTAL=NEW POINTS TOTAL
       *=includes 2 points for holding  own flag
       **=includes points accumulated by graduating flags to AD

POINTS LEADERS THIS TURN AND OVERALL  (TURN ONE)

1.  ALMOST!          8
2.  WOLFCATS         8
3.  THE DREAMING     8
4.  HELL'S BELLES    7
5.  ANARKYSTS        7
6.  BLIND HYPOCRISY  7
7.  THE CHADS        7
8.  MEMPHIS MAFIA    6
9.  KAMIKAZI         6
10. THE BREW CREW    6

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  JHANS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  THE CHADS had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 4-1-1 and wound up as 9th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did REVELATION really go up by 15?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, THE 
FALLEN!  'Cause they got 4-1-1 and moved up to 15th!  MVP award for BADDA BANG?  THE 
FALLEN's proud of her after beating HUNGOVER and getting 20 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  REAPER got smashed by KILL'EM KREPP, and lost 15 points!  The 
Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause it's Number One!  EVIL JOHN KERRY knows 
this.  He was Dark Arena Challenged by the Duelmaster.  The crowds were amazed this 
turn, as EVIL JOHN KERRY killed the Duelmaster, MAD MILKSTER, leaving LEGENDARY 
BASTARDS in mourning.  OBLIVIOUS gets to be new Duelmaster.  But doesn't this mean 
people might try to kill her, too?  Who was the wiseguy that said JHANS' Duelmaster 
was paying for drinks at Lucas Lounge?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  WOLFCATS was JHANS' most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  I don't know what KAMIKAZI's been doing.  They certainly haven't 
been accepting many fights from WOLFCATS, that's fer sher.  Like, is RECOUNT popular, 
or what?  It was challenged the most in all of JHANS!  It's got a 2-0-0, is that 
good?  See if I ever talk to MISCOUNT again!  HAIL MARY was so low when It challenged 
it.  Hhmph!  Is this how THE CHADS advances, by having their members (MISCOUNT) fight 
people that are really below them (HAIL MARY)?  BADDA BAMM is being unfair.  He's 
challenged down 23 against TIMBER LION.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  
(I'd better shut up) TIMBER LION is a real woman!  She was challenged by BADDA BAMM, 
23 points above, and BEAT him!  Dark Arena, anyone?  Some fights are really unfair.  
How do you think PANAMA RED feels about being challenged by PRINCE OF LIES, 26 points 
above her?  I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in JHANS.  PRINCE OF LIES got 3 
points after beating PANAMA RED, 26 points below him.  See if I ever talk to SCORPINE 
again!  THE LAMB was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  SCORPINE beat THE LAMB.  
No surprise about that.  Really I'm not surprised SCORPINE would do such a scummy 
thing, either.  HAY RIDE is being unfair.  She's challenged down 25 against SOUTHERN 
BELLE.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) I was sorry 
to see such an unfair "fight" in JHANS.  HAY RIDE got 2 points after beating SOUTHERN 
BELLE, 25 points below her.  See if I ever talk to KIZZY LYNNE again!  ELIZABETH 
RABBIT was so low when She challenged she.  Hhmph!  Is this how BOOKIE'S BROTHEL 
advances, by having their members (KIZZY LYNNE) fight people that are really below 
them (ELIZABETH RABBIT)?  I'm not so sure DOUBLE TOKER knew all the facts when he 
challenged SANDPAPER CONDOM of MEMPHIS MAFIA II.  I saw DOUBLE TOKER stumbling and 
dribbling at Lucas Lounge last week...  DOUBLE TOKER lost to SANDPAPER CONDOM, but he 
got 1 points.  SANDPAPER CONDOM won, and got 2 points.  I don't get it.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  SKIRZA SLAPSTIK returns from the Dark 
Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his THE FALLEN teammates...  Like, who is this 
guy???  P.R.U.W. gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles MOUNTAIN TROLL, and returns to 
tell of it!!!  I bet BOOKIE'S BROTHEL manager is surprised!  What a bummer deal for 
JINGLE BELLE!  She just barely was getting hers "fighter feet" but got kill by 
BENANDANTI of HELTER SKELTER!  Those're the breaks, I guess.  Like was that some 
Bloodfeud, or what?  (HANGING vs. BOOK-AKIE, that is.) Hey you guys, don't you think 
your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OBLIVIOUS 6101               11   3  0   107       KAMIKAZI (533)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DONNA 5966                   12   6  0   128       BABES (416)
 HANGING 5507                 13   5  0   102       THE CHADS (482)
 KERRY BEAR 3994              14  10  1   100       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010        15  11  0    98       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 UNION JACK 6015              17   1  0    95       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 BLOOD MOON 6175              11   6  0    93       REVELATION (543)
 BADDA BANG 6013               9  11  0    92       THE FALLEN (524)
 MORACH RAZH 6239             16  15  0    91       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 CY 6234                       9   5  0    91       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUGGY BEAR 6002              15   7  0    89       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 MISERY 6232                   9   4  0    83       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 SHADOW STARR 5999            11  11  1    76       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 HUNGOVER 3723                15   4  0    73       ALMOST! (316)
 CLURACAN 6035                12   2  0    71       THE DREAMING (529)
 SHAWNDA 6032                  8   6  1    70       THE DREAMING (529)
 SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996         14   8  1    69       THE FALLEN (524)
 WHIRLING MIST 5026           16   9  0    68       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILL'EM KREPP 5892           11   5  0    66       ANARKYSTS (341)
 DRIVER 6055                   8   8  2    66       KAMIKAZI (533)
 TROJAN MAN 5710              14   9  3    64       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST 3675     12  11  2    64       ALMOST! (316)
 GAMBIT 6161                   5   5  2    62       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 GROPING CHICKENS 3972         5   3  1    61       ALMOST! (316)
 ... A HORSE 6304              6   1  1    60       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 TIMBER LION 6370              3   0  0    60       WOLFCATS (556)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCIFERI 6018                 7   1  0    54       THE BREW CREW (526)
 PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124         11   3  0    53       ANARKYSTS (341)
 MARCIE 6076                   6  10  1    53       BABES (416)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LOVE BELOW 6187           6   1  1    53       THE DREAMING (529)
 BADDA BAMM 6075              10   8  0    51       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 DEVASTATOR 6079              10   8  0    51       THE FALLEN (524)
-TIGERWOLF 6366                2   1  0    51       WOLFCATS (556)
 INDESTRUCTIBLE IV 1350        5   3  0    49       PAST TENSE (28)
 REAPER 6150                   7   4  0    48       KAMIKAZI (533)
 SPEKTER 4921                  6   4  0    48       KARNIVORZ (455)
-BATTERING RAM 6198            5   1  0    48       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 SUBZERO 6120                 10   4  2    47       KAMIKAZI (533)
 SLASHIN' SPECK 5854           9  17  2    46       ANARKYSTS (341)
-TITANIC 178                   9   9  0    46       PAST TENSE (28)
 KRUNK MONKEY 5939             3   3  0    44       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 P.R.U.W. 6328                 5   1  1    42       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-BROWN KITTY TOO 6118          7   6  1    40       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 FUNKY COLD MEDINA 6154        3   6  0    40       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 OBSIDIA 4001                  6   2  1    39       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 THE BEAST 6296                5   1  0    39       REVELATION (543)
 MISCOUNT 6090                 3   3  0    38       THE CHADS (482)
 SLAYIN STAYNER 5891          10   6  1    37       ANARKYSTS (341)
 MONKEY SHINE 5927             5   1  0    37       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091       4   7  0    36       THE DREAMING (529)
 UNBORN 6205                   2   0  0    36       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311         4   4  1    35       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 HAY RIDE 6305                 5   2  0    34       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCORPINE 6119                 9   5  0    32       KAMIKAZI (533)
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307       2   6  0    32       THE FALLEN (524)
 SKUNK #1 5719                 6   4  0    31       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 ILSARIA 4004                  4   5  0    31       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 FURIOUS INHALER 4047          3   2  0    31       ALMOST! (316)
 WASTEM WUORNOS 6123           2  12  1    31       ANARKYSTS (341)
 PRINCE OF LIES 6171           6   6  0    30       REVELATION (543)
 FRANKENSLOSH 5901             5   3  0    30       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-ANOTHER BLANKEE 6117          6   7  0    29       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 PIXIE DUST 6308               5   3  0    29       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 SUICIDE SLUSH 6388            3   1  1    26       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 KIZZY LYNNE 6375              3   1  0    26       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-HORIZONTAL POLKA 6191         3   0  0    25       THE BREW CREW (526)
 NEON'S MAMMA 6376             3   1  0    25       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 BENANDANTI 6467               2   0  1    25       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-DIRECAT 6368                  1   0  0    25       WOLFCATS (556)
-CHEETAH'S GROWL 6367          1   0  0    25       WOLFCATS (556)
 FREAKY FRED 4920              4   4  0    24       KARNIVORZ (455)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAI-STICK 5720               4   0  0    23       MY BEST BUDS (505)
-JACK RIPPER 4651              3   1  1    23       THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
 SALLY 6426                    3   1  0    23       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 BOOK-AKIE 6466                1   1  1    23       ALMOST! (316)
 BLACKJACK 6163                4   4  2    22       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923            4   2  0    20       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-STRAW GOLEM 6197              2   2  0    20       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 RECOUNT 6333                  2   0  0    20       THE CHADS (482)
-CAVEMAN 4652                  2   2  0    20       THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
 VENUS 6359                    1   3  0    20       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
-NEW RED BLANKET 6338          4   1  1    19       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 SPATHIC 6189                  3   3  0    19       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 MORAXX 6292                   3   4  0    19       FORTIFEX (540)
 MELANCHOLY BLYSS 6464         2   0  0    19       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291        3   2  0    18       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-FLYING BLADE 6196             3   3  0    18       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 SUPER SIZE ME 6347            2   2  0    17       PAST TENSE (28)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NINA 6508                     1   0  1    17       BABES (416)
 RED DRAGON 6474               2   0  1    16       REVELATION (543)
 THE LAMB 6293                 2   4  0    16       REVELATION (543)
-PSYCHO 6017                   2   6  0    14       THE BREW CREW (526)
 FRANNIE FOX 6424              2   2  0    14       SCARRY TEAM (325)
-LUCA 4653                     2   2  0    14       THE CRIMSON TIDE (426)
 LANCE ARMSTRONG 6422          1   3  0    14       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 I.B. KLONIN 6408              1   2  0    14       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 SILICON CARNE 6298            1   1  0    13       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 BEEZLE 4924                   2   3  0    12       KARNIVORZ (455)
 DREAD FOOL 6410               2   2  0    12       FORTIFEX (540)
 ACAPULCO GOLD 6363            1   1  1    12       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 DIEQUICK 2 6493               1   0  0    12       FORTIFEX (540)
 TRI-CORNER 6486               1   0  1    11       THE CHADS (482)
 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491         1   0  1    11       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6468           1   1  0    11       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 VEROCITY 6450                 1   2  0    11       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 QUEZ CHUN ABUL 6494           1   0  0    10       FORTIFEX (540)
-DANCING BONES 6194            2   2  1     9       ANIMATED DESTRUCTION (545)
 HAIL MARY 6389                1   2  0     9       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 PANIC ATTACK 6455             2   1  0     8       FORTIFEX (540)
 CORPSE COUNT 4923             1   4  0     7       KARNIVORZ (455)
 RING MY BELLE 6441            1   2  1     6       HELL'S BELLES (562)
-SWAN PRINCESS 6373            1   2  1     6       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 BROKEN BELLE 6444             1   2  0     6       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 LOWLY WORM 6427               1   3  0     6       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 SOUTHERN BELLE 6440           1   2  0     6       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 ANNA BELLE 6443               1   2  0     5       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 CUX 6479                      1   1  0     4       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 RAVEN DARKHART 6465           1   1  0     4       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           0   4  0     4       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 ELIZABETH RABBIT 6425         0   4  0     4       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 NERVOUS SHEEP 6490            1   0  0     3       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 PANAMA RED 5718               0   2  0     3       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 MELISSA 6204                  0   3  0     3       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 CHERYL 6447                   0   2  0     2       BABES (416)
 HEAVY MENTAL 6457             0   2  0     2       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 DOUBLE TOKER 6364             0   2  0     2       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 ANGIE 6507                    0   1  0     1       BABES (416)
-NICOLE RICHIE 6463            0   1  0     1       THE BREW CREW (526)
 PARIS HILTON 6487             0   1  0     1       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 SILKROT 6511                  0   1  0     1       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
-SPAWN 6462                    0   1  0     1       THE BREW CREW (526)
 WASTEBASKET 6492              0   1  0     1       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
JUJU HAND 6348         0  2 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336    THE LOVE BELOW 6187   460 NOT REVE
CLAUDIA 6454           0  1 0 BABES 416             RED DRAGON 6474       463         
FRENCH HAMSTER 6294    3  3 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        BLACK ORC 20          464 NONE    
INFANTIA MERETRI 6473  0  2 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        ACAPULCO GOLD 6363    464         
CHERRY 6488            0  1 0 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL 554  SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    464 NONE    
DANGLING 6459          0  2 0 THE CHADS 482         EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    464 NONE    
PREGNANT 6460          0  1 0 THE CHADS 482         BOOK-AKIE 6466        463 JUST REV
ONE 6513               0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     464 NONE    
DOA 6512               0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    HIGH ELF 19           464 NONE    
ACHAN 6514             0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    TRI-CORNER 6486       464         
VAELIN 6395            0  3 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    SUICIDE SLUSH 6388    463         
HIGH ELF 19            0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996  464 NONE    
MOUNTAIN TROLL 18      0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          P.R.U.W. 6328         464 NONE    
KEYONA 6461            1  1 0 THE DREAMING 529      RILLION 21            464 NONE    
DAWN 6510              0  1 0 EXQUISITE CORPS I 546 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491 464         

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
JEALOUSY RAINS 6380    1  4 1 THE FALLEN 524        RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   464 NONE    
QUEEN SLEEZ 6142       1  2 0 FORTIFEX 540          SUBZERO 6120          460 NOT REVE
SOMATRON 6143          3  4 0 FORTIFEX 540          SUBZERO 6120          463         
QUAGULA 6386           0  1 0 FORTIFEX 540          JEALOUSY RAINS 6380   460 REVENGED
KLK HUNTER 6409        0  1 0 FORTIFEX 540          SWAN PRINCESS 6373    461 REVENGED
MR. CHAOS 6411         0  3 0 FORTIFEX 540          WASTEM WUORNOS 6123   463         
JINGLE BELLE 6442      2  1 0 HELL'S BELLES 562     BENANDANTI 6467       464         
CLUTCH SHUTTLE 6060    4  3 0 HELTER SKELTER 256    GAMBIT 6161           461         
LADY SCARE ALL 4922    2  3 0 KARNIVORZ 455         NINA 6508             464         
MAD MILKSTER 5052     15  7 2 LEGENDARY BASTARD 259 EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    464 NONE    
ULTRAITHARIOS 6489     0  1 0 MEMPHIS MAFIA II 542  WURM KIN 27           464 NONE    
YERN'N FER'N URN 1508  2  5 0 PAST TENSE 28         EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    464 NONE    
TEN PACKS A DAY 6346   1  1 1 PAST TENSE 28         SLASHIN' SPECK 5854   461 JUST REV
PEEPING TOMCAT 6469    1  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   464 NONE    
THE LAST TRUMP 6173    7  3 1 REVELATION 543        GROPING CHICKENS 3972 462 JUST REV
ZANDER 6485            0  1 0 SPACE WOLVES 523      BLACK ORC 20          464 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ed. -- Can you put in a request for the keeper of the lists to publish a Manager List 
for Jhans?  Thanks! -- Rillion

     Will do. -- Ed.

Polaris -- You are a misinformed idiot.  That is the only reason I could think of for 
why you think I, a Free Blader, would have "Andorian honor."  Also, I did give Bookie 
the correct style at the FtF for his fight against Recount.  But I then confused his 
simple little mind by mentioning Miscount and his style in the conversation that 
followed the style swap.  It is not my fault that he walked away with the wrong style 
in his memory. -- Rillion, who is not now nor has ever been a member of the Andorian 
Party

Bookie -- The TV challenge is going where the Flags are.  When it does come down to 
Ultra and me, I will be happy in the knowledge that you ain't there with us. -- 
Rillion

Guardian -- Thanks for doing me a favor and aborting that Chad.  I just hope you and 
Book-Akie sick around for a few turns. -- Rillion

      These three ads were misfiled and might have been intended for last turn's 
newsletter. -- Ed.

Polarius -- No problem...looking forward just to kick some arse in the near future.  
Again...I thank you.  KLK! -- Sir Chester/STDS

Bookie -- Did you receive the Dragon?  It should give you great 
strength...haa...haaa...you must look into its eye to obtain its strength. -- Chester

All -- Bite my lip and close my eyes.  Take me away to paradise...oh...my 
goodness...when I finish with all of you, you'll have a case a quinsy!!!  To everyone 
who done well at the FTF...congrats! -- Sir Chester

Pdiddy -- I was scanning the personals looking for ads to respond to.  I came across 
your ads.  In one ad you said something about dusting off your...knees, I think it 
was.... and in the next ad you said something about Bookie doing things for your 
heart.  I started to make some funny comments about this but then decided not to, you 
are too good of a friend.  I just thought I'd point it out cause some people in here 
aren't as cool as me. -- Polarius

Azrael -- Sylvester (n.k.a. Ultraist) and LeMa$e are different people.  You met 
Ultraist. -- Polarius

Azrael -- Hey I enjoyed our online conversation the other night.  We need to find a 
way to hook you up with a computer. -- Polarius

     *confused* -- Ed.

Baphomet -- Thank you so much for the info and the handbook.  I have been reading 
through it.  Seems like you have done a really good job.  I am writing a few notes and 
comments down to send to you.  I hope to be sending a letter off within a few days. -- 
Polarius

Skirza -- Good fight. -- Kerry Bear

Morach -- I know your manager has to be upset.  He lost his challenge to me and got 
[bested] by Jekyll. -- Union Jack

RSI -- You know, I thought long and hard to come up with those witty political 
comments you censored last turn! -- Polarius
P.S.  What was it about me saying that UBL & the North Korean guy voting for Kerry did 
you not like?  It was true.

     Too bad.  You know the DM newsletter isn't the place for political commentary.  
Tsk. -- Ed. 

Jhans -- Just to give you some "clarity" Bookie's..err..Talon's post was directed at 
me, Ultraist, & Mordraith (mostly).  Now, Suicidal Dreams, if you will give the rest 
of us some "clarity," who is managing you this week? -- Polarius

Outloud -- I hear rumors of people plotting on The Love Below.  Good luck, you'll need 
it right Drath.  And no Bookie doesn't run The Dreaming, its all me, now I know some 
peoples pride wont let them except this fact.  Sorry, I'm just a winner, I won every 
other game i've played and this is no different. -- Pdiddy: Lord and Master of The 
Dreaming

     *confused again*  Punctuation is your friend, Pdiddy. -- Ed.

Jeckyll -- Did you enjoy the beating?  I mean, I've beat you two-out-of-three 
times and so you shall fell my wrath. -- Pdiddy klk-4-life

Bookie -- Your plan worked.  All the top managers are here.  Now it's time to 
show them whose house this is. -- Pdiddy

Brew ha ha -- Have fun in cali.  And don't do any thing I wouldn't. -- Pdiddy

The Fallen -- Come on guys, I know you can do a lot better.  No biggie tho. -- Pdiddy

Jekyll -- Tsk, tsk.  You can't beat the 'newbie'?  *snicker*  Shawnda not only beat 
Trojan once BUT TWICE!!!  No wonder 'Draith and Ultra said such things about the 
Midnite Foundation!  If that's all you got then the MF is truly dead. -- Talon
P.S.  How's that party coming?  I heard it's crowded....
 
Ultraist -- You best not stop avoiding.  That's all I'll say. -- Talon
 
Krunk Monkey -- *snicker*  Knew you couldn't get it done.  Kinda like your manager, 
huh?  C'mon, Draith...finish what you started!! -- Talon
 
Azrael -- Well, you wanted me here.  Now what?  You best get things in-line, Az.  0-5 
would get u kicked out of Chaos...think about that.  What i want is a killing frenzy.  
To steal from someone who stole from the DRC....'Wolfpac Rules.'  Black and Red to 
swarm them all.  Now get out there and take those boys down. -- Talon

 
Polarius -- Watch what you say....you might not like what you get in return..... -- 
Talon
P.S.  You know I can see into your bedroom window from the hill?  bwahaha
 
     [ some real world personals removed here ] 
Well, I've decided to stop playing Basic DM for now.  Polarus requested I stay here in 
Jhans and I've agreed.  I got to my turns too late for this week; however, I will 
return. -- Shocking Toad
 
Bookie -- My eldest daughter's nickname is Kizzy.  She's six.  I told her you named a 
character after her and she was really excited.  No offense taken and I wish Kizzy 
Lynne luck. -- Shocking Toad
 
Re: Evil John Kerry: I didn't name the DA character Shocking Toad as there is a 
warrior on his way to Primus with that name and that's my alias, wouldn't make sense 
to use it for the Dark Arena monster as well.

     [ an annoyingly impolite personal ad removed here ] 

Youngblood -- Be carefull what you wish for. You have been spared my wrath due to 
lucky (for you) circumstances...  Now is not the case. I am going nowhere, so if you 
feel the need to whet your appetite you know where the menu is.  Just be careful of 
what you order. -- Jekyll
 
Bookie -- You know not what I have up my sleeve.... nor are you prepared for it.  
Focus on the issues that are at your feet not those that are above your head. -- 
Jekyll
 
Mithril -- I would apologize, if that is what suited me, but I won't.  You were 
targeted and your punishment was just. Take it like a man. My Disciples bathed in your 
pathetic warrior's blood and it is just.  No questions asked, nothing personal, just 
business in Jhans.  If it makes you feel any better, believe it or not your pathetic 
excuse for warriors were actually secondary challenges for my Disciples... you just 
happened to get extremely unlucky. -- Jekyll
P.S. Do not seek retribution, you will simply pay the price all over again. This is 
your only warning.

Bookie -- I was waiting for the line from the Saliva song "We wear dark glasses like 
the cops from Texas..... Click Click Boom!" -- Street Legal

Sandpaper Condom -- Perhaps you should try Thai on for size since you clearly cannot 
beat me, less experience than me and all, so maybe you could even consolidate the 
flags *wink*.  But if you want another @$$- whoopin' come on by and leave your flag at 
my guildhouse before the fight to save you the time and energy (as you'll be all worn 
out after the fight)! -- Who's your daddy? Skunk #1's YOUR daddy!

Pigfeed Picktan -- You got lucky that those heavy hits all struck the same location.  
If you wanna' know what would've happened otherwise ask Sandpaper Condom.  He can tell 
you! -- Skunk #1

Bookie -- As I've said before you'll only see my "Andorian side" in Aruak elsewhere 
it's all about WATCH OUT! -- Street Legal

Swan Princess -- If you thought I would be distracted by those pretty dancer legs and 
you'd be able to sneak by me you should take into account my favorite pastime and 
realize I have NO attention span nor do I feel much pain whatsoever! -- Thai-Stick 

Unborn -- Figures my first fight and I meet up with what I hear referred to as a 
"'bagger".  Just my luck!  Oh well, a simple flick of the flint and an inhale and I 
soon forgot! -- Acapulco Gold

Cux -- Really I swear I was just about to puff,puff,pass but it nearly went out so I 
took another draw on it to make sure it was still going when it got to you.  REALLY!  
Next time give a guy a chance before you go off on him. -- Double Toker

Keyona -- I dream alot too but usually my eyes are open when I do, I guess I simply 
'spaced' after I hit you the first time. Don't think it would happen again I'm 
training CN (concentration) next fight! -- Panama Red

Bookie -- I just wish I had a slightly better cast of supporting warriors and maybe I 
could have an honest chance at winning this thing.  Then maybe I'd be able to afford 
to expand my garden even further.  Nonetheless you can always come by my garden and 
help yourself but there's just 2 rules: 1) No picking before it's ready, and 2) 
NEVER,NEVER,EVER bogart the last plant of any particular type without prior written 
consent (I may need it to 'clone' with.... get it clone *grin*). You'll note all 
varieties are arranged together and clearly marked by name! -- Street Legal (Happy 
TRIPping)

Pee-Drizzle -- I travel from not-far (just down the block, really... pretty close), 
laden with the message of 'suckit' from many weary listeners.  Of late we are 
approached by strident agents, asking likewise of us, strong with the desire to 
instruct you in the rules of writen language.  Ha!  Our coffers grow fat with the 
boone of promising the impossible..: The eventual triumph of linguistic functionality 
over the tide of monosylabic twiddling you so expertly spew.  We will share this 
bounty with you, provided you pledge to eat hot coal, searing larynx and vocal cords 
instantly, a small gift to a hopeful future for humanity and mongrel race alike!  Name 
thy price, wordy-noise fount!  Leaving you a pegleg to stand on notwithstanding... 
second choice be a longsword in the pants. -- MF

Flag bearers of Jhans -- Cover thyselves... why not getan early start?  A shovelfull 
of dirt goes farther than you think... -- MF

Bookie -- You're right, man, I gotta get off my procrastinating butt and write some 
personals.  So here ya go. -- Mithril

Suicide Slush -- Nice fight, bad ending. Shouldn't have killed Vaelin...afraid I'm 
going to have to tarnish that perfect record of yours. -- Mithril
P.S. That's MY flag.

Blind Hipocrasy -- Actually, you snagged both my flags didnt you. You best start 
writing 347 in those avoids, my friend.

Bookie -- Oh, the whole point is its my CLAN...I don't need no other stinking team 
names (especially some of the swill Ive been seeing lately). -- Mithril

Bookie -- "Put down the beer" ....umm does not compute. -- Mithril

Ultraist -- Nice entrance man, real nice. -- Mithril

Talon Darkheart -- Looks like mommy didnt love someone. Gee, we're all so sorry the 
world hasn't been nice to you. -- Mithril

Luca -- Back on the air I hear. -- Azrael

Talon Darkheart -- Finally the gloves are off, heh?  KLK KLK boom. -- Azrael
P.S.  I guess I don't have to restrain myself anymore either hey?  No more, "Let's see 
who we can win over" is it.  Hah, Froth em all.

P-Diddi -- 5-0!!  Top Team.  Word killa. -- Azrael

Brew-ha -- That's your first free fight isn't it?  Congrats. -- Azrael

Kerry Bear -- You Skirza first fight and you Skirza last fight.  Me go Dark Arena now. 
-- Skirza Slapstik

Armada or whatever your backstabbing, cybering alliance is called -- So finally got an 
alliance with the "bearings" to come after the KLK?  Oh wait, two members belong to 
us, and it isn't that easy to get out once you're in.  (evil smile)  And besides with 
Mordraith in, I doubt you guys have what it takes to "keep up" a war with us. Hah-hah-
hmm.

May you all die an honorless death far from the field of battle as maidens on the 
hearth. -- Azrael
						    Lord of the Fallen
						    Second Seat KLK High Council
						    Lord High Commander
						    -- KLK alliegiate military

P.S.  Trust not those whom betray their own.

Hungover -- 4-7-5 'Parry'!!  There's a strat I use in desp alot. Lucky Punk. -- Badda 
Bang

Timber Lion -- 10-3-5 parry.  Sheesh, that makes sense don't it?   Min. 1 strat should 
have been 1-3-5 P.  Then I wouldn't have worn out so easy.  Lucky girl. -- Donna 
Huntress

Tigerwolf -- Good D. -- Devastator

(singing aloud)  Who's going can crushing?  We'se going can crushin'!! -- KLK Warriors

24 August 2004
                            Invitation to Newbie Managers
                                      by Hammer

     As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta 
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family.  Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the 
Vendetta Cartel.
     The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains; 
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the duelingland as 
Master Darque.
     Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran 
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate 
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie 
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
     1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications!   [Hammer is 
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are  living in 
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
     2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new  stables to be 
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a  Regular Arena!] 
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe  members of the 
Vendetta Cartel!
     3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the  Vendetta 
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills 
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves 
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
     The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective 
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant 
Enemies!
     Any prospective Probates who:
     1) seek to improve their managerial insights/abilities under the counsel of 
Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 
     2) desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a 
Few Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 
     3) who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see 
their manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney 
Newsletters as a member of the Vendetta Cartel 
MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
     Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide Hammer 
with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least favorite 
fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to verify in 
the online newsletters.
     Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta 
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to Hammer's 
purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All Arena Ad on 
a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
     -- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta 
Cartel Tarantula Tribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAD MILKSTER was viciously butchered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 2 minute fight.
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK barely slew HIGH ELF in a 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
P.R.U.W. savagely slew MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
YERN'N FER'N URN was butchered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
FRENCH HAMSTER was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
KEYONA was butchered by RILLION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PEEPING TOMCAT was slaughtered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DANGLING was butchered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JEALOUSY RAINS was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
ONE was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
ZANDER was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ULTRAITHARIOS was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHERRY was barely slain by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DOA was slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
HANGING overpowered BOOK-AKIE in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
BLOOD MOON handily defeated GROPING CHICKENS in a 1 minute Bloodfeud contest.
INDESTRUCTIBLE IV demolished SLASHIN' SPECK in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud brawl.
DREAD FOOL was handily defeated by WASTEM WUORNOS in a 3 minute Bloodfeud conflict.
MORAXX was savagely defeated by SUBZERO in a 1 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
MISCOUNT overpowered HAIL MARY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
WHIRLING MIST was overpowered by CY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SHAWNDA was overpowered by KERRY BEAR in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
UNION JACK bested MISERY in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
BADDA BANG viciously subdued HUNGOVER in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge match.
SHADOW STARR handily defeated TROJAN MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CLURACAN defeated PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
BADDA BAMM was luckily beaten by TIMBER LION in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel.
REAPER was demolished by KILL'EM KREPP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CHIEF BLING-BLING$ was savagely defeated by PIGFEED PICKTAN in a 1 minute fray.
THE BEAST unbelievably bested PIXIE DUST in a 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
PRINCE OF LIES defeated PANAMA RED in a 2 minute expert vs. novice Challenge duel.
SCORPINE luckily beat THE LAMB in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge match.
HAY RIDE outlasted SOUTHERN BELLE in a 11 minute veteran vs. beginner Challenge bout.
VENUS devastated RAVEN DARKHART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KIZZY LYNNE devastated ELIZABETH RABBIT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
THAI-STICK outwaited RIZZLE-DIZZLE in a dull 37 minute gory Challenge bout.
NEON'S MAMMA luckily beat GITO GITO HUSTLER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
SUPER SIZE ME was subdued by FURIOUS INHALER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
RED DRAGON overpowered BANANA GORILLA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HEAVY MENTAL was handily defeated by RECOUNT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ONE TRICK PONY overpowered CHERYL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
LANCE ARMSTRONG won victory over ANNA BELLE in a 2 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
DOUBLE TOKER was handily defeated by SANDPAPER CONDOM in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
CREEPSHOW KILLER was luckily beaten by OBLIVIOUS in a exciting 3 minute Title brawl.
MORACH RAZH handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HUGGY BEAR defeated DRIVER in a popular 1 minute battle.
SPEKTER won victory over SUICIDE SLUSH in a 1 minute bout.
MARCIE overpowered BLACKJACK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DEVASTATOR handily defeated ILSARIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
FUNKY COLD MEDINA was handily defeated by ... A HORSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GAMBIT demolished OBSIDIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE LOVE BELOW viciously subdued FRANKENSLOSH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
SLAYIN STAYNER was bested by KRUNK MONKEY in a 1 minute battle.
SKUNK #1 luckily beat I.B. KLONIN in a popular 6 minute brawl.
UNBORN viciously subdued FREAKY FRED in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
MONKEY SHINE slimly won victory over SPATHIC in a popular 4 minute bout.
DONNA THE HUNTRESS vanquished BOOKIE in a 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
ACAPULCO GOLD butchered INFANTIA MERETRIX in a 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
FRANNIE FOX overpowered SILKROT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SALLY demolished MELISSA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LOWLY WORM was handily defeated by SILICON CARNE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RING MY BELLE was defeated by BEEZLE in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
JINGLE BELLE was murdered by BENANDANTI in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
BROKEN BELLE was defeated by MELANCHOLY BLYSS in a 3 minute novice's fight.
VEROCITY vanquished PARIS HILTON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PANIC ATTACK subdued ANGIE in a 2 minute novice's duel.
CORPSE COUNT was luckily beaten by DIEQUICK 2 in a 5 minute novice's contest.
CUX was beaten by QUEZ CHUN ABUL in a popular 1 minute novice's match.
LADY SCARE ALL was slain by NINA in a 1 minute novice's fight.
NERVOUS SHEEP outwaited WASTEBASKET in a tiresome 7 minute amateur's duel.
SASQUATCH COWBOY easily killed DAWN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TRI-CORNER slaughtered ACHAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  36         TOTAL PARRY       79 -  34 -  1      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  44 -  2      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         AIMED BLOW        36 -  40 -  5      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         BASHING ATTACK    52 -  62 -  4      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         LUNGING ATTACK   131 - 163 - 13      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         STRIKING ATTACK   53 -  85 -  9      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  67 -  4      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  19 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  23 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  26 -  1      13  |

Turn 464 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       14 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  8         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     7 -  9         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  6     AIMED BLOW         5 -  7         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 24         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      OBLIVIOUS 6101             11   3  0  107 KAMIKAZI (533)
LUNGING ATTACK   HANGING 5507               13   5  0  102 THE CHADS (482)
STRIKING ATTACK  KERRY BEAR 3994            14  10  1  100 BLITZKRIEG (271)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010      15  11  0   98 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
WALL OF STEEL    MORACH RAZH 6239           16  15  0   91 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
SLASHING ATTACK  CY 6234                     9   5  0   91 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
AIMED BLOW       HUNGOVER 3723              15   4  0   73 ALMOST! (316)
PARRY-LUNGE      SPEKTER 4921                6   4  0   48 KARNIVORZ (455)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KERRY BEAR 3994.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010.  The ten other most popular fighters were PSYCHO 
PROCTOLOGIST 3675, CORPSE COUNT 4923, MISERY 6232, BADDA BANG 6013, I.B. KLONIN 6408, 
MONKEY SHINE 5927, THE LAMB 6293, GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291, BROKEN BELLE 6444, and 
KERRY BEAR 3994.

The least popular fighter this week was RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THAI-STICK 5720, SOUTHERN BELLE 6440, HAY RIDE 6305, NERVOUS 
SHEEP 6490, WASTEBASKET 6492, DREAD FOOL 6410, ACHAN 6514, DAWN 6510, LADY SCARE ALL 
4922, and PARIS HILTON 6487.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MAD MILKSTER (36-5052) LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)

                FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAIMED 2213 (166-116-18)               5  3  0         THE HURT             
THE TENDERIZER 1301 (67-49-1)          2  3  0         FUN WITH FRIEND      
DOTH DRAGONMERE 1257 (82-51-4)         0  5  0         NETHER WARRIORS      
OUTSIDER 4797 (59-30-3)                0  5  0         WOLF PACK            

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GORDON 4536 (56-20-1)                  8  3  0         BARNYARD BRUTES      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLONDIE 5723 (21-20-1)                 4  3  0         BABES                

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ASH 4026 (22-20-2)                     2  3  0         CLAN BATTLEAXE       
SPINAL CRACKER 5007 (15-18-0)          0  3  0         HELTER SKELTER       

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
POSTMASTER P 5182 (21-11-0)            4  3  0         HELTER SKELTER       
JETS TO BRAZIL 5604 (11-4-0)           3  3  0         SKATE DRAGONS        
HANGING 5507 (11-5-0)                  2  3  0         THE CHADS            

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DONNA 5966 (10-6-0)                    4  3  0         BABES                
MANICOUAGAN 4966 (9-4-0)               1  3  0         QUEBEC               
TROJAN MAN 5710 (13-6-3)               1  3  0         BLIND HYPOCRISY      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TIMBER LION 6370 (0-0-0)               4  3  0         WOLFCATS             
BADDA BANG 6013 (7-9-0)                2  3  0         THE FALLEN           
MARCIE 6076 (4-8-1)                    2  3  0         BABES                
TIGERWOLF 6366 (1-0-0)                 1  3  0         WOLFCATS             
BLUEBEARD 6029 (2-1-0)                 0  3  0         SUPERIOR HORDE 196L  
MISERY 6232 (7-2-0)                    0  3  0         CLAN BATTLEAXE II    
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996 (12-6-0)          0  3  0         THE FALLEN           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CLURACAN 6035 (8-2-0)                  3  3  0         THE DREAMING         
MISCOUNT 6090 (1-3-0)                  3  3  0         THE CHADS            
OBSIDIA 4001 (3-1-1)                   3  3  0         CLAN BATTLEAXE       
WIND DANCER 5018 (2-1-0)               3  3  0         PAWNEE               
CY 6234 (7-3-0)                        2  3  0         CLAN BATTLEAXE II    
MORVAANA 4002 (4-2-0)                  2  3  0         CLAN BATTLEAXE       
SHAWNDA 6032 (6-4-1)                   2  3  0         THE DREAMING         
UNBORN 6205 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         EXQUISITE CORPS II   
ILSARIA 4004 (4-1-0)                   1  3  0         CLAN BATTLEAXE       
OBLIVIOUS 6101 (9-1-0)                 1  3  0         KAMIKAZI             
CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091 (2-5-0)        0  3  0         THE DREAMING         
DIRECAT 6368 (0-0-0)                   0  3  0         WOLFCATS             
SOMATRON 6143 (2-2-0)                  0  3  0         FORTIFEX             

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE LOVE BELOW 6187 (3-0-1)           14  3  2         THE DREAMING         
... A HORSE 6304 (3-1-1)               7  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       
HAY RIDE 6305 (3-1-0)                  7  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       
DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307 (0-4-0)        5  3  1         THE FALLEN           
FRANKENSLOSH 5901 (3-1-0)              5  3  0         HELTER SKELTER       
KRUNK MONKEY 5939 (2-2-0)              5  3  0         5440 OR FIGHT!       
FLYING BLADE 6196 (2-2-0)              3  3  0         ANIMATED DESTRUCTION 
GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291 (3-0-0)         3  3  0         5440 OR FIGHT!       
BATTERING RAM 6198 (3-1-0)             2  3  0         ANIMATED DESTRUCTION 
GHOST BEAR 5023 (2-0-0)                2  3  0         PAWNEE               
RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923 (3-1-0)             2  3  0         5440 OR FIGHT!       
BIBIDY-BOBIDY-BOO 6309 (3-1-0)         1  3  0  DEAD   SUICIDAL DREAMS      
BLACKJACK 6163 (3-1-2)                 1  3  0         MEMPHIS MAFIA II     
DANCING BONES 6194 (2-2-1)             1  3  0         ANIMATED DESTRUCTION 
STRAW GOLEM 6197 (2-2-0)               1  3  0         ANIMATED DESTRUCTION 
PIXIE DUST 6308 (3-1-0)                0  3  0         MEMPHIS MAFIA II     
SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311 (2-2-1)          0  3  0         MEMPHIS MAFIA II     
SPATHIC 6189 (2-2-0)                   0  3  0         5440 OR FIGHT!       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RECOUNT 6333 (0-0-0)                   7  3  0         THE CHADS            
MARILYN 6352 (0-0-0)                   2  1  0  DEAD   BABES                
ICARUS 6402 (0-0-0)                    5  3  1         ANGELS OF CHAOS      
MARTIAN GIRL 6393 (0-0-0)              5  3  0         SKA ROBOT ARMY       
GATE KEEPER 6401 (0-0-0)               4  3  0         ANGELS OF CHAOS      
NEON'S MAMMA 6376 (0-0-0)              4  3  0         BOOKIE'S BROTHEL     
I.B. KLONIN 6408 (0-0-0)               3  3  0         HELTER SKELTER       
LEERING CORPSE 6300 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         ANIMATED DESTRUCTION 
SERRA 6400 (0-0-0)                     3  3  1         ANGELS OF CHAOS      
SUPER RAD 6391 (0-0-0)                 3  3  0         SKA ROBOT ARMY       
KIZZY LYNNE 6375 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         BOOKIE'S BROTHEL     
HAIL MARY 6389 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         BLIND HYPOCRISY      
VENUS 6359 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         BLIND HYPOCRISY      
BOPGIEPOP PHANTOM 6345 (0-0-0)         0  3  0         THE DREAMING         
CHER 6351 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         BABES                
DREAD FOOL 6410 (0-0-0)                0  3  0         FORTIFEX             
KLK HUNTER 6409 (0-0-0)                0  3  0         FORTIFEX             
MR. CHAOS 6411 (0-0-0)                 0  3  0         FORTIFEX             
RUDE GIRL 6392 (0-0-0)                 0  3  0         SKA ROBOT ARMY       
SUICIDE SLUSH 6388 (0-0-0)             0  3  0         BLIND HYPOCRISY