DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/30/2004    Duedate: 10/13/2004

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-466

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CY
CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
(36-6234) [10-6-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HANGING                        TIMBER LION
THE CHADS (482)                WOLFCATS (556)
(36-5507) [15-5-0,118]         (36-6370) [5-0-0,78]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KERRY BEAR                     DRIVER
BLITZKRIEG (271)               KAMIKAZI (533)
(36-3994) [15-11-1,61]         (36-6055) [8-10-2,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

REVELATION (543)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)    41
2. HELL'S BELLES (562)         35      REVELATION (543)
3. HELTER SKELTER (256)        32      Unchartered Team
4. THE CHADS (482)             32
5. THE BREW CREW (526)         28      WOLFCATS (556)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WOLFCATS (556)            14   2  0 87.5   1/ 2 REVELATION (543)         11  3 1
 2/ 2 REVELATION (543)         113  68  8 62.4   2/ 1 THE CHADS (482)          11  4 1
 3/ 3 THE CHADS (482)           90  57  4 61.2   3/12 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     9  5 0
 4/ 5 KAMIKAZI (533)            49  38  4 56.3   4/13 HELTER SKELTER (256)      9  6 2
 5/ 6 ALMOST! (316)             60  48  4 55.6   5/ 5 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)  9  6 2
 6/ 7 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     232 200 35 53.7   6/18*EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)  9  6 0
 7/11 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     62  54  5 53.4   7/ 4*WOLFCATS (556)            8  1 0
 8/ 9 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 287 258 20 52.7   8/11*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    8  7 2
 9-12 BABES (416)              220 206  9 51.6   9/ 9 ANARKYSTS (341)           8  7 0
10/14 HELTER SKELTER (256)     512 487 31 51.3  10/ 7*PORN IN A BARN (551)      8  7 0
11/ 8 THE DREAMING (529)        39  38  3 50.6  11/19 THE FALLEN (524)          7  5 2
12/15 BLITZKRIEG (271)         158 155 14 50.5  12/ 8 KARNIVORZ (455)           7  6 1
13/16 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)  167 166  8 50.2  13/ 6 KAMIKAZI (533)            7  7 0
14/20*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    18  18  2 50.0  14/14 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    7  8 2
15-18 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     62  64  8 49.2  15/24 THAI HORSE (564)          6  4 1
16/13 KARNIVORZ (455)           20  21  1 48.8  16/21 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)   6  9 0
17/19 PAST TENSE (28)           41  46  1 47.1  17/10 ALMOST! (316)             6  9 0
18/21*THE BREW CREW (526)       21  24  1 46.7  18/ 3 THE DREAMING (529)        6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17*THE MATRIX (531)           7   8  0 46.7  19/16 FORTIFEX (540)            5  6 0
20/22 THE FALLEN (524)          54  62  4 46.6  20/15 MY BEST BUDS (505)        5  9 1
21/26 THAI HORSE (564)          19  22  2 46.3  21/22 BLITZKRIEG (271)          5 10 0
22/23 ANARKYSTS (341)          334 390 36 46.1  22/23*HELL'S BELLES (562)       5 10 0
23/24 STDS (534)                17  20  2 45.9  23-17 BABES (416)               4  2 2
24/34*EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)  11  13  0 45.8  24/28 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      4  6 0
25/25 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  78  98 13 44.3  25/20 SCARRY TEAM (325)         4 11 0
26/33*HELL'S BELLES (562)       11  14  1 44.0  26-25*THE BEARS (565)           3  2 0
27/27*PORN IN A BARN (551)      19  25  1 43.2  27/31 STDS (534)                3  4 0
28/31 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    24  32  7 42.9  28/26*RAGNAROK (563)            3  6 0
29/29 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      38  53  3 41.8  29/33 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      3 12 0
30/30 SCARRY TEAM (325)        136 194  4 41.2  30/30*THE BREW CREW (526)       2  3 1
31/28 MY BEST BUDS (505)        13  21  1 38.2  31/32 PAST TENSE (28)           2  6 0
32/32 FORTIFEX (540)            15  28  0 34.9  32-29 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     1  7 0
33/ 4*RAGNAROK (563)             3   6  0 33.3  33/27 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  1  8 0
34-35*THE BEARS (565)            3   7  0 30.0  34/35*SPACE WOLVES (523)        0  2 0
35/36*SPACE WOLVES (523)         0   9  0  0.0  35/36*THE MATRIX (531)          0  2 0
36/ 0*GAEL WARNING (314)         0   3  0  0.0  36/ 0*GAEL WARNING (314)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                   Contest Report

     First of all my apologies to everyone for not having a report appear in the last
newsletter.  A bit of confusion over an attached file is to blame I believe.  I'm
retrying this and hopefully everything comes through this time.  The bulk of the
contest report is attached to this email (to make it easier to transcribe for whoever
does such things) but in case we have problems and you have internet access you can
go to www.geocities.com/bookieklk/flag.html to get every turn's report (usually
posted the Friday after the turn runs).  [Note:  Attached files are ignored by HAL;
anything you want to see printed in the newsletter should be IN the message you send.
The stuff below was forwarded by CSR, but you can't always count on that working. --
Ed.]

Well, to not have things boring, let's have ourselves a little friendly spy report
for the turn.  And for this week's spy report we bring to you once again...your
FORMER Duelmaster....

<loud grumblings heard in the back>

...the Rizza...the Jizza...the Suicidal Killa!!!!!  HUGGY BEAR!!! -- Bookie

<applause sign>

                                     SPY REPORT
                                         by
                                     HUGGY BEAR

     AND ANOTHER THING!!  DON'T BE CALLIN' ME A FORMER DUEL....

<pause>

     What?  We live?  Deeeee---yaaammmm.  A'ight.  Well I guess before I go have a
talk with my manager we gonnaz have ta do dis here spy report.  So let's turn this
mother out.
     First of all we got ourselves a brand new overall leader!!!  Ya, check this out!
Alfredo Frothensloshin' or whateva has come from fourth to first but what some are
callin' the upset of the century (or at least a thrown fight...we all saw Miscount
wink right before taking a knee to Hayride).  Either case, if you make a TV challenge
vs. a Total Parry with your Basher you had best win the froth'n fight.  Way to go,
Rillion!!  Way to use the old noodle!!  You just earned our "Froth up of the Week"
award for that slick move.
     Another surprise came as out of the abyss of death Matrix laid a little smack
down and picked up four flags and was the fifth highest scorer for the turn!
Fortifex (13 pts) now only trails current leader Porn In a Barn by 11 pts.  Plenty of
time to make up such a small difference when you think about it.  You can score 11
pts in one turn can't ya, Scraggles?  So far nobody's been able to break the 11 pt
turn mark and it's been done twice so far.  Once by Alfredo and once by Rillion.
     Hey!!  Just how many flags does Hayride have now?  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, SEVEN!?!?!
GOOD LAWWWDDD!!!!  Guess who the most challenged warrior is going to be next turn?
Anybody?!  Anybody?!  Hayride gets the "Painted Bullseye" award this week as the man
everybody is gonna love to kill.
     Speakin' of killin'.  What's the dealio, Azrael?  Did ....A Horse owe you money?
Devestator wake up in a bad mood?  Well, I guess 7-3 in a tournament and an Ad Ex Dec
gets you nothing but killed in this hell-hole of an arena.  Wonder how many godlings
this contest can bury?  I know you boys are trying!!
     Yo yo yo.  Anybody check last weeks fights?  You see a challenge came FROM
Anarkysts?!?!  FROM THEM!!  Uh-oh.  The sleeping Nunzio has awakened with a good team
trailing first by only 6 pts!!  Trust me on this one.  Books told me 'bout this
Nunzio dude from back when they called him Iver.  Dude's evil and so is his team.  Oh
man.  I gotta graduate out of this place...it's gettin too dangerous!!
     Oh!  Speaking of dangerous!!  We'd like to pause for a second to hear from one
of our sponsors!!  Sandpaper Condom!!  Remember.  When you want 'em to remember you
been there!!  Sandpaper!!

Sandpaper Condom:  Thank you, Huggy.  Just a quick reflection on the past turn.  Dear
Jekyll -- Take that weak stuff back home!!  Glad I killed your warrior!!  Be sure to
bloodfeud so I can kill more!!  Love Always. -- Sandpaper

Back to you, Huggy!!

Huggy:  Damn!!  That was funny, though!!  That's what you get for runnin' response,
you sneaky freak!!  Remember children!!! Live by the response, die by the lung.  Just
ask Suicide Slush!!

     Well, in case the leaders don't get posted here they are again and see ya next
time!  Fo' shizzle my nizzles...I'm out!!

Huggy Bear

POINTS LEADERS THIS TURN
 1.  PORN IN A BARN        11      6.  ALMOST!                6
 2.  WOLFCATS               9      7.  KARNIVORZ              6
 3.  REVELATIONS            7      8.  MEMPHIS MAFIA          5
 4.  LEGENDARY BASTARDS     7      9.  THE CHADS              5
 5.  FORTIFEX               7     10.  MY BEST BUDS           5

POINTS LEADERS OVERALL
 1.  PORN IN BARN           24      6.  ANARKYSTS              18
 2.  THE CHADS              23      7.  KAMIKAZI               17
 3.  WOLFCATS               21      8.  BOOKIE?S BROTHEL       16
 4.  REVELATION             18      9.  LEGENDARY BASTARDS     16
 5.  ALMOST!                18     10.  MEMPHIS MAFIA          15

TEN TURNS OF HELL UPDATE TURN THREE

FLAG BEARERS
TEAM                                        FLAG HELD BY
SUICIDAL DREAMS     (SUI)                  *TIMBERLION (WOLF)
MEMPHIS MAFIA II    (MEMPH)                 SANDPAPER CONDOM (MEMPH)
BOOKIE?S BROTHEL    (BOOK)                  KIZZY LYNNE (BOOK)
WOLFCATS            (WOLF)                  TIMBER LION (WOLF)
REVELATION          (REV)                   THE BEAST (REV)
THE CHADS           (CHADS)                *HAYRIDE (PORN)
ALMOST!             (ALMST)                 FURIOUS INHALER (ALMST)
KAMIKAZI            (KAMI)                 *ANOTHER BLANKEE (GIRLS)
5440 OR FIGHT!      (5440)                  THAI STICK (BUDS)
LEGENDARY BASTARDS  (BSTRD)                 HAYRIDE (PORN)
BLIND HYPOCRISY     (BLIND)                *HAYRIDE (PORN)
PAST TENSE          (PAST)                 *HAYRIDE (PORN)
BABES               (BABES)                #ANGIE (BABES)
HELTER SKELTER      (HELTR)                 RECOUNT (CHADS)
BLITZKRIEG          (BLITZ)                *MORAXX (FORT)
CLAN BATTLEAXE      (CLAN1)                 SPEKTER (KARN)
CLAN BATTLEAXE II   (CLAN2)                *HAYRIDE (PORN)
THE DREAMING        (DREAM)                 PIGFEED PICKTAN (ANARK)
THE FALLEN          (FALL)                  FURIOUS INHALER (ALMST)
LITTLE GIRLS LIKE   (GIRLS)                *PANIC ATTACK (FORT)
ANARKYSTS           (ANARK)                *MORAXX (FORT)
MY BEST BUDS        (BUDS)                  THAI STICK (BUDS)
SCARRY TEAM         (SCARY)                 LANCE ARMSTRONG (BSTRDS)
PORN IN A BARN      (PORN)                  HAYRIDE (PORN)
FORTIFEX            (FORT)                 *MORAXX (FORT)
KARNIVORZ           (KARN)                 *PEEPING TOMCAT (PORN)
HELL?S BELLES       (HELL)                  HAYRIDE (PORN)
THE BREW CREW       (BREW)                 #HORIZONTAL POLKA (BREW)
EXQUISITE CORP II   (CORP)                  SILICON CARNE (CORP)
RAGNORAK            (RAG)                  %VEN (RAG)
THE MATRIX          (MATRX)                %AGENT SMITH (MATRX)
STDS                (STDS)                 %CLAP (STDS)
THAI HORSE          (THAI)                 %JEEP (THAI)
THE BEARS           (BEARS)                %BUSHY (BEARS)

*CHANGED HANDS THIS TURN
#DID NOT RUN
%LOWEST RANKED THIS TURN, THEIR FIRST TURN

                    NEWSLETTERS AWARDS
DUELMASTER:                         OBLIVIOUS (KAMI)
CHARTERED RECOGNITION LEADER:       CREEPSHOW KILLER (BASTARD)
POPULARITY LEADER:                  KERRY BEAR (BLITZ)
UNCHARTERED RECOGNITION LEADER:     TIMBERLION (WOLF)
THIS WEEK?S FAVORITE:               MISCOUNT (CHADS)
CURRENT TOP TEAM:                   NONE
TEAM ON THE MOVE:                   LEGENDARY BASTARDS
TOP CAREER CHARTERED TEAM:          REVELATION
TOP CAREER UNCHARTERED TEAM:        WOLFCATS

SCORING
TEAM          W     K     NL     FLG     TOTAL/TURN     PREV     TOTAL
SUI           2     -     -       -          2           10       12
MEMPH         2     1     -      *2          5           10       15
BOOK          2     -     -      *2          4           11       16
WOLF          4     -     2      *3          9           12       21
REV           4     -     1      *2          7           11       18
CHADS         3     -     1       1          5           18       23
ALMST         3     -     -      *3          6           12       18
KAMI          3     -     1       -          4           13       17
5440          -     -     -       -          -            5        5
BSTRD         4     -     2       1          7            9       16
BLIND         -     -     -       -          -            8        8
PAST          -     -     -       -          -            2        2
BABES         2     1     -       -          3            5        8
HELTR         3     -     -       -          3            5        8
BLITZ         -     -     1       -          1            7        8
CLAN1         1     -     -       -          1            1        2
CLAN2         1     -     -       -          1            4        5
DREAM         3     -     -       -          3           11       14
FALL          1     1     -       -          2            6        8
GIRLS         1     -     -       1          2            2        4
ANARK         2     -     -       1          3           15       18
BUDS          2     -     -      *3          5           10       15
SCARY         2     -     -       -          2            3        5
PORN          2     -     -      *9         11           13       24
FORT          2     -     -      *5          7            6       13
KARN          4     1     -       1          6            6       12
HELL          1     -     -       -          1            7        8
BREW          -     -     -       -          -            6        6
CORP          2     -     -      *2          4            5        9
RAG           3     -     -       -          3            -        3
MATRX         -     -     -       -          -            -        -
STDS          2     -     -       -          2            -        2
THAI          3     -     -       -          3            -        3
BEARS         3     -     -       -          3            -        3

KEY:  W=Points from WINS this turn
      K=Points from KILLS this turn
      NL=Points from AWARDS in the NEWSLETTER
      FLG=Points from FLAGS this turn
      TOTAL/TURN=Total Points THIS TURN
      PREV=Total Points previously held by team before this turn
      TOTAL=NEW POINTS TOTAL
      *=includes 2 points for holding own flag
      **=includes points accumulated by graduating flags to AD

POINTS LEADERS THIS TURN
1.  PORN IN A BARN        11      6.  ALMOST!                6
2.  WOLFCATS               9      7.  KARNIVORZ              6
3.  REVELATIONS            7      8.  MEMPHIS MAFIA          5
4.  LEGENDARY BASTARDS     7      9.  THE CHADS              5
5.  FORTIFEX               7     10.  MY BEST BUDS           5

POINTS LEADERS OVERALL
 1.  PORN IN BARN           24      6.  ANARKYSTS              18
 2.  THE CHADS              23      7.  KAMIKAZI               17
 3.  WOLFCATS               21      8.  BOOKIE?S BROTHEL       16
 4.  REVELATION             18      9.  LEGENDARY BASTARDS     16
 5.  ALMOST!                18     10.  MEMPHIS MAFIA          15

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, JHANS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, THE CHADS, since REVELATION 
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into Lucas Lounge and join EXQUISITE CORPS II's celebration over their good record 
this turn.  6th place, not bad.  Look out below!  THE DREAMING is on the way down, 
falling to 18th from 3rd with a 1-4-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is 
nice, but don't get cocky, HELL'S BELLES, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are 
proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SPAWN win a fight and gain 20 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, MORACH RAZH beat SHAWNDA and SHAWNDA lost 11 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  CY challenged JHANS' Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as CY takes the Title and last week's bar 
tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, 
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  THE CHADS was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in 
this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was MY BEST BUDS.  Ha 
ha ha ha!  HAY RIDE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was 
the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Now look at this.  SHADOW STARR challenged 
down 29 against LITTLE GIRLS LIKE...'s BROWN KITTY TOO.  What a weasel!  And golly 
gee, SHADOW STARR subdued BROWN KITTY TOO.  Aren't we all surprised and impressed?  I 
notice GAMBIT challenging down 21 points to fight FRANKENSLOSH, MEMPHIS MAFIA II 
doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult to honor.  This is the sort of 
thing that makes the price of admission to JHANS' games worth it!  GAMBIT was subdued 
by FRANKENSLOSH!!  I guess I can give a little credit to VEN of RAGNAROK for 
challenging up by 19 to BLACKJACK.  VEN lost to get 4 points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  I could say I saw this coming, but so 
could anyone else.  Anyway, this turn it came.  SCORPINE's 9-6-0 has earned him the 
Dark Arena.  Gee, REVELATION, ain't it past due for sending PRINCE OF LIES Dark 
Arena?  What took ol' '6-7-0' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  A big yahoo goes out to 
HAY RIDE this turn, for revenging PORN IN A BARN's bloodfeud against KARNIVORZ's 
warrior CORPSE COUNT.  Heh, heh, heh.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll 
be glad to see KERRY BEAR and BLITZKRIEG at Lucas Lounge tonight celebrating their 
bloodfeud victory over ACAPULCO GOLD.  It's about time TRI-CORNER got beat for 
picking on warriors like ROKIR.  Bravo, CLAN BATTLEAXE.  See you at Lucas Lounge.  
We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you 
sooner that later?   
     What does the JHANS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CY 6234                      10   6  0   109       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DONNA 5966                   12   6  0   128       BABES (416)
 HANGING 5507                 15   5  0   118       THE CHADS (482)
 CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010        17  11  0   117       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 HUGGY BEAR 6002              17   7  0   104       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 UNION JACK 6015              18   2  0   100       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 MORACH RAZH 6239             17  16  0   100       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 BLOOD MOON 6175              13   6  0   100       REVELATION (543)
 OBLIVIOUS 6101               12   4  0    91       KAMIKAZI (533)
 BADDA BANG 6013               9  12  0    91       THE FALLEN (524)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHIRLING MIST 5026           17  10  0    90       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 KILL'EM KREPP 5892           13   5  0    85       ANARKYSTS (341)
 PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST 3675     14  11  2    83       ALMOST! (316)
 CLURACAN 6035                13   3  0    78       THE DREAMING (529)
 SHAWNDA 6032                  9   7  1    78       THE DREAMING (529)
 TIMBER LION 6370              5   0  0    78       WOLFCATS (556)
 HUNGOVER 3723                16   5  0    69       ALMOST! (316)
 SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996         14  10  1    69       THE FALLEN (524)
 REAPER 6150                   9   4  0    68       KAMIKAZI (533)
 SHADOW STARR 5999            12  12  1    67       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISERY 6232                   9   6  0    66       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
-TROJAN MAN 5710              14  10  3    65       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 DRIVER 6055                   8  10  2    65       KAMIKAZI (533)
 PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124         13   3  0    63       ANARKYSTS (341)
 SPEKTER 4921                  8   4  0    63       KARNIVORZ (455)
 SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311         6   4  2    63       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARCIE 6076                   7  10  1    62       BABES (416)
 GROPING CHICKENS 3972         5   5  1    62       ALMOST! (316)
 KERRY BEAR 3994              15  11  1    61       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 DEVASTATOR 6079              11   9  1    60       THE FALLEN (524)
 PIXIE DUST 6308               7   3  1    57       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEETAH'S GROWL 6367          3   0  0    56       WOLFCATS (556)
 TIGERWOLF 6366                4   1  0    55       WOLFCATS (556)
 MONKEY SHINE 5927             7   1  0    53       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 KIZZY LYNNE 6375              5   1  0    53       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 BADDA BAMM 6075              11   9  0    52       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 TITANIC 178                  10   9  0    52       PAST TENSE (28)
 THE LOVE BELOW 6187           6   3  1    52       THE DREAMING (529)
 SLASHIN' SPECK 5854          10  18  2    50       ANARKYSTS (341)
 FRANKENSLOSH 5901             7   3  0    50       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 P.R.U.W. 6328                 6   2  1    50       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-SUBZERO 6120                 11   4  2    49       KAMIKAZI (533)
 LUCIFERI 6018                 7   2  0    48       THE BREW CREW (526)
 HAY RIDE 6305                 7   2  0    46       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 MISCOUNT 6090                 4   4  0    45       THE CHADS (482)
 THE LAMB 6293                 4   4  1    44       REVELATION (543)
 RECOUNT 6333                  4   0  0    43       THE CHADS (482)
 OBSIDIA 4001                  6   4  1    41       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
-THE BEAST 6296                6   1  0    41       REVELATION (543)
 GAMBIT 6161                   5   7  2    41       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 INDESTRUCTIBLE IV 1350        5   4  0    41       PAST TENSE (28)
 UNBORN 6205                   3   1  0    41       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 ILSARIA 4004                  5   6  0    40       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 SLAYIN STAYNER 5891          10   8  1    39       ANARKYSTS (341)
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307       3   6  0    39       THE FALLEN (524)
 ANOTHER BLANKEE 6117          7   8  0    38       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 FREAKY FRED 4920              5   5  0    38       KARNIVORZ (455)
 SYPHILIS 6129                 5   3  0    38       STDS (534)
 CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091       4   9  0    37       THE DREAMING (529)
 BROWN KITTY TOO 6118          7   8  1    36       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
-DIRECAT 6368                  2   0  0    34       WOLFCATS (556)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILICON CARNE 6298            3   1  0    33       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 ANNA BELLE 6443               3   2  0    33       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 SKUNK #1 5719                 6   6  0    32       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 RED DRAGON 6474               4   0  1    32       REVELATION (543)
 MR. ANDERSON 6043             4   4  0    32       THE MATRIX (531)
 SPATHIC 6189                  4   3  0    31       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 PSYCHO 6017                   3   6  1    31       THE BREW CREW (526)
-MORAXX 6292                   4   4  0    30       FORTIFEX (540)
 NEON'S MAMMA 6376             4   2  0    30       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 FURIOUS INHALER 4047          4   3  0    29       ALMOST! (316)
 ACAPULCO GOLD 6363            2   2  1    29       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491         3   0  1    28       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-CHERYL 6447                   1   2  1    28       BABES (416)
 BLACKJACK 6163                5   5  2    26       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 THAI-STICK 5720               5   1  0    26       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291        4   2  0    25       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 MELANCHOLY BLYSS 6464         4   0  0    25       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-DRIPS 6066                    5   5  0    24       STDS (534)
 LANCE ARMSTRONG 6422          2   4  0    24       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923            5   2  0    23       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 BOOK-AKIE 6466                2   2  1    23       ALMOST! (316)
 I.B. KLONIN 6408              2   3  1    22       HELTER SKELTER (256)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HORIZONTAL POLKA 6191         3   1  0    21       THE BREW CREW (526)
 CORPSE COUNT 4923             2   5  1    21       KARNIVORZ (455)
 WASTEM WUORNOS 6123           2  14  1    21       ANARKYSTS (341)
 VAN 6567                      2   0  1    21       THAI HORSE (564)
 SPAWN 6462                    1   1  0    21       THE BREW CREW (526)
 BENANDANTI 6467               3   1  1    19       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 VALDIER 6484                  1   1  0    19       RAGNAROK (563)
 RING MY BELLE 6441            2   3  1    17       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 ROKIR 6557                    2   0  0    17       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 TANK 6573                     2   0  0    17       THAI HORSE (564)
-NINA 6508                     1   0  1    17       BABES (416)
 VIPER 6568                    1   1  0    17       THAI HORSE (564)
 NEW RED BLANKET 6338          4   3  1    16       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580          2   0  0    16       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 BEEZLE 4924                   3   4  0    15       KARNIVORZ (455)
 RAVEN DARKHART 6465           2   2  1    15       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 PIMP BEEFAROONY 6579          2   0  0    14       THE DREAMING (529)
 DREAD FOOL 6410               2   4  0    14       FORTIFEX (540)
-CLAP 6151                     2   1  0    13       STDS (534)
-TUSHY 6565                    1   0  0    13       THE BEARS (565)
 SALLY 6426                    3   3  0    12       SCARRY TEAM (325)
-PANIC ATTACK 6455             3   1  0    12       FORTIFEX (540)
 OLD DIRT 6601                 1   0  1    12       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 MELISSA 6204                  1   4  0    12       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 HEAVY MENTAL 6457             1   3  0    12       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 ELECTRONIC 6562               1   1  0    12       THE CHADS (482)
 T'HAEL 6581                   1   0  0    12       THE FALLEN (524)
-THE ONE 6046                  2   0  0    11       THE MATRIX (531)
 SOUTHERN BELLE 6440           2   3  0    11       HELL'S BELLES (562)
-VENUS 6359                    1   4  0    11       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 SILKROT 6511                  1   2  0    11       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 COBRA COMMANDER 6592          1   0  0    11       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 SUPER SIZE ME 6347            2   3  0    10       PAST TENSE (28)
-HAIL MARY 6389                1   3  0    10       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 VEROCITY 6450                 2   3  0     9       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
-MUSHY 6566                    1   0  0     9       THE BEARS (565)
 HAPPY COW 6590                1   0  0     9       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 TRI-CORNER 6486               2   1  1     8       THE CHADS (482)
 ELIZABETH RABBIT 6425         1   5  0     8       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 TINKER BELLE 6587             1   0  0     8       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 LOWLY WORM 6427               1   5  0     8       SCARRY TEAM (325)
-AGENT SMITH 6042              1   1  0     8       THE MATRIX (531)
-FISHY 6570                    1   0  0     8       THE BEARS (565)
 BROKEN BELLE 6444             1   4  0     7       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 CUX 6479                      1   3  0     6       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           0   6  0     6       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 NERVOUS SHEEP 6490            1   2  0     5       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 NUY 6483                      1   1  0     4       RAGNAROK (563)
-QUEZ CHUN ABUL 6494           1   1  0     4       FORTIFEX (540)
-DIEQUICK 2 6493               1   1  0     4       FORTIFEX (540)
 SVEN 6480                     1   1  0     4       RAGNAROK (563)
 TRUCK 6572                    1   1  0     4       THAI HORSE (564)
 VEN 6482                      0   2  0     4       RAGNAROK (563)
 PANAMA RED 5718               0   4  0     4       MY BEST BUDS (505)
-CUCHULIAN 3599                0   2  0     2       GAEL WARNING (314)
 JEEP 6571                     0   2  0     2       THAI HORSE (564)
 BEAUTIFUL SADNESS 6558        0   2  0     2       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 PIRATE BOOTY 6597             0   1  0     1       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-ANGIE 6507                    0   1  0     1       BABES (416)
-PUSHY 6564                    0   1  0     1       THE BEARS (565)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589           0   1  0     1       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 TALIESIN 3596                 0   1  0     1       GAEL WARNING (314)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUSHY 6563                    0   1  0     1       THE BEARS (565)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
WASTEBASKET 6492       0  2 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336    RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   466 NONE    
KRUNK MONKEY 5939      3  4 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336    PIXIE DUST 6308       466         
CLAUDIA 6454           0  1 0 BABES 416             RED DRAGON 6474       463         
SUICIDE SLUSH 6388     3  2 1 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311 465         
FUNKY COLD MEDIN 6154  3  8 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        STONE GOLEM 26        466 NONE    
DESTRO 6593            0  1 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        RAVEN DARKHART 6465   466         
INFANTIA MERETRI 6473  0  2 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        ACAPULCO GOLD 6363    464 JUST REV
NICOLE RICHIE 6463     0  2 0 THE BREW CREW 526     OLD DIRT 6601         466         
PREGNANT 6460          0  1 0 THE CHADS 482         BOOK-AKIE 6466        463 REVENGED
DA BAIT 6599           0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    WURM KIN 27           466 NONE    
RETRIBUTION 6598       0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    VAN 6567              466         
VAELIN 6395            0  3 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    SUICIDE SLUSH 6388    463 NONE    
ACHAN 6514             0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    TRI-CORNER 6486       464 JUST REV
DAWN 6510              0  1 0 EXQUISITE CORPS I 546 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491 464         
SOMATRON 6143          3  4 0 FORTIFEX 540          SUBZERO 6120          463         
MR. CHAOS 6411         0  3 0 FORTIFEX 540          WASTEM WUORNOS 6123   463 REVENGED
JINGLE BELLE 6442      2  1 0 HELL'S BELLES 562     BENANDANTI 6467       464         
SCORPINE 6119          9  7 0 KAMIKAZI 533          SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    466 NONE    
LADY SCARE ALL 4922    2  3 0 KARNIVORZ 455         NINA 6508             464         
SWAN PRINCESS 6373     1  4 1 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE 515 BLACK ORC 20          466 NONE    
MAC THE MANATEE 6515   0  1 0 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE 515 HIGH ELF 19           466 NONE    
HABEAS CORPSE 6509     0  1 0 PAST TENSE 28         HIGH ELF 19           466 NONE    
BYE BYE BABY 6595      0  1 0 PAST TENSE 28         SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    466 NONE    
PEEPING TOMCAT 6554    1  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    I.B. KLONIN 6408      466         
... A HORSE 6304       6  2 1 PORN IN A BARN 551    DEVASTATOR 6079       465         
ONE TRICK PONY 6468    1  2 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    CORPSE COUNT 4923     465 JUST REV
PRINCE OF LIES 6171    6  8 0 REVELATION 543        EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    466 NONE    
THE LAST TRUMP 6173    7  3 1 REVELATION 543        GROPING CHICKENS 3972 462 JUST REV
FRANNIE FOX 6424       3  3 0 SCARRY TEAM 325       THE LAMB 6293         466         
VASHER 6588            0  1 0 SPACE WOLVES 523      SPYMASTER 22          466 NONE    
GENITAL WARTS 6192     2  2 1 STDS 534              PSYCHO 6017           466         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ultraist -- Think of me what you will.  Once your sandbagging run ends, reality will
set back in and you'll go back to your 'normal' performance in Jhans.  Enjoy it while
you can.  But I will give you this, when you sandbag to win...you do it well. --
Talon Darkhart

Jekyll and Suicide Slush -- Live by the response...die by the response.  Looks like
another body bag brought to you by the kLk...a.k.a....your daddy.  *grin*  -- Talon
and Sandpaper Condom

Oblivious and Turtle -- Two straight on the throne.  Congrats. -- B

Toad -- Glad you're staying.  Now shrug off the DM column censorship and let's hear
that annoying banter which we've grown to love! -- B

Book -- Population is seriously booming, dude!  You might be a KLKer but you sure
throw a hell of a party! -- Matrix

Az -- I can relate $$$-wise.  Look forward to your arrival in 10.  Hope for your sake
you do better than the former KLK member Pol did on his first turn there.  It's not
Jhans, dude.  Not easy either. -- Matrix

Sub -- Go burn to death or something.  You have got to stop negating my Bloodfeuds.
Running out of options here!!! -- Matrix

Swan and Toad -- Sorry to double BF you but you did have a flag.  And I wanted it. --
Panick Attack

Kerry Bear -- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, or bloodfeuded, so let that be
a lesson to you! -- Acapulco Gold
P.S.  I'm also not a socialis...er....democrat so your name angered me!

A message to everyone that you should all treat my sister nicely or I'll have to
smoke you! -- Panama Red

Raven Darkhart -- Perhaps you just need more heart rather than a 'dark' heart.  Trust
me, my friend, I am holding on to our team flag tightly so leave the dirty work up to
someone with enough heart to handle such a task! -- Thai-Stick

Frankenslosh -- Next time we meet you'll need to go more than 26 minutes....  I've
been working out...just a friendly note. -- Skunk #1

Unborn -- For a moment I was angered by your statement but one, um, "breath" later I
was at total ease with it.  I still think I can beat you, just ask Mr. Kerry Bear,
but if we do not meet again on the sands feel free to come by the guildhouse
anytime....  Our manager agrees and is never against such social events as a smoky
room!  Expect our messenger boy to drop by your guildhouse with a package full of
samples, care of me and Street Legal, let me know if you enjoyed them!!! -- Acapulco
Gold

Furious Inhaler -- I guess, despite my potency, that your lungs were just too
powerful.  I should have known better, and my manager tried to warn me but I didn't
listen, that a "Bud" is no match for a Furious Inhaler such as yourself, but Almost!
-- Panama Red

Sir Chester -- BROTHER!!  Good to see that your determination has returned you to
us!!  Also, congrats on the throne in Dragonhead was it?  (darn my short term memory)
As you can see we got what we wanted.  This place is mad full and a couple of these
guys actually don't suck!  (Not you Jekyll, don't be so full of yourself)  *grin*
Hope you like it rowdy, Chester!  This party's just gettin' goin'.  Now tap the keg
and make way for the dancer girl!!  It's about get interesting.  *evil grin* --
Bookie
P.S.  Since you've been gone Polarius has been so lonely.  Please tell Drips to find
some more family members and send em Blitzkrieg's way ASAP!!

Drips -- Let me formally introduce myself.  I am Pixie Dust of the Memphis Mafia
guild, kLk Alliance.  I know we're supposed to be alliance-mates and all but whatever
you did to my longspear just wasn't right.  Darn thing melted or something!!
Grrrrrrr. -- Pixie Dust

Recount -- Damn you!!  You, you...you knacky-ass dodging piece of crap mumble-grumble
rackin' frackin'.... -- Blackjack, once step closer to that dark arena 

Azrael -- Operation "badda bing...badda bang....badda boom' is a go.  Don't forget to
send your stuff in and you might do better.  Of course your timely killing of
Alfredo's striker does make up for your lack of participation last turn.  Still not
sure how you did that but it warms my cold black heart to see a froth'n warrior die.
Keep it up, brother!!  By all rights, Hail and kill as they used to say! -- Talon
Darkhart

Alfie -- Loosen up, scraggles.  A little conflict is good for the soul.  Plus it's
just feuding amongst family.  I enjoy a little friendly banter.  Hell, try it scrag!
C'mon, say something about my mom!!  It'll make you happy!!  I'll even get it started
for you.  "Bookie's mom is such a drunk...."  Whatever you make up can't be any worse
than the truth so give her a shot!  (everybody else has *rimshot/cymbal*) -- Bookie

Odin -- Allow me to be the second (behind Jekyll I'm sure) to welcome you back to the
blood-bath love-fest known as Duelmast...er, Duel II.  That's a long story; maybe you
can get caught up on it from Jek'.  But glad to see you're back in the game.  Ok.  A
couple words about the arena.  Right now there's a contest going on.  *grin*  That's
why you see so many teams in here right now and why the competition level is slightly
elevated right now.  *evil'r grin*  Just be aware most everyone in here is paying
attention with a vengeance right now.  I know you're an old MF'r so I'm sure you'll
have no problem fitting right in.  And another thing:  You feel like talking trash
ever, just do it.  We generally encourage smack talking and 95% of the time it just
washes off without a second thought.  We're sortofa throw back old school arena just
not as literally angry as we used to be.  Well, good dueling, Odin, and hope we can
trick you into sticking around a while. -- Bookie

The Bears -- Is that Papa Bear?  Someone steal the name or has Papa gone with two
teams in Jhans?  *shrug* -- Bookie

Skirza -- How's the grill, brudda?  I bet dat hurt likes a beyatch. -- Huggy Bear

Suicide Slush -- Perhaps the Dead Tourney will be better luck for you.  I hope you TV
there so you can be rezz'd and I can put you back in that box in the ground where the
maggots can eat at your rotting flesh. -- Sandpaper Condom, Shadow Knight of the kLk
alliance
P.S.  Na na na na na na....I killed your guyyyy....*grin*
P.P.S.  Bookie says YOU'RE WELCOME for the replacement!!

20 September 2004
Azereth has returned!  I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25.  I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members).  I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years.  I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster.  Contact me at:
     Anthony Wells
     600 W. Shore Dr.
     Stanton, MI  48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FUNKY COLD MEDINA was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute fight.
SCORPINE was killed by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
PRINCE OF LIES was killed by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
WASTEBASKET was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
SWAN PRINCESS was slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
VASHER was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MAC THE MANATEE was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
HABEAS CORPSE was executed by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA BAIT was easily killed by WURM KIN in a action packed 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
BYE BYE BABY was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLOOD MOON vanquished GROPING CHICKENS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
KERRY BEAR overpowered ACAPULCO GOLD in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
HAY RIDE savagely defeated CORPSE COUNT in a exciting 6 minute bloody Bloodfeud match.
ROKIR overcame TRI-CORNER in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud contest.
CY savagely defeated OBLIVIOUS in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge Title brawl.
MORACH RAZH handily defeated SHAWNDA in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TIMBER LION defeated MISERY in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
DRIVER was unbelievably bested by HUNGOVER in a exciting 8 minute Challenge fray.
DEVASTATOR was devastated by KILL'EM KREPP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SHADOW STARR overpowered BROWN KITTY TOO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SLAYIN STAYNER was beaten by MISCOUNT in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SLASHIN' SPECK defeated ANOTHER BLANKEE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
MONKEY SHINE bested FREAKY FRED in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
KRUNK MONKEY was executed by PIXIE DUST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LUCIFERI was savagely defeated by SANDPAPER CONDOM in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
GAMBIT was overcome by FRANKENSLOSH in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
INDESTRUCTIBLE IV was overpowered by SPEKTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DONNA THE HUNTRESS defeated MR. ANDERSON in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BENANDANTI was overpowered by RECOUNT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE LAMB assassinated FRANNIE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
I.B. KLONIN dispatched PEEPING TOMCAT in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
PSYCHO easily killed GENITAL WARTS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GITO GITO HUSTLER overpowered BANANA GORILLA in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
HEAVY MENTAL overpowered JEEP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VEN lost to BLACKJACK in a exciting 1 minute gory novice vs. veteran Challenge fray.
VALDIER was luckily beaten by MELANCHOLY BLYSS in a 10 minute novice's Challenge bout.
SILICON CARNE demolished THAI-STICK in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge contest.
PIMP BEEFAROONY luckily beat SALLY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
ANNA BELLE handily defeated FURIOUS INHALER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RING MY BELLE demolished PANAMA RED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
BEAUTIFUL SADNESS was vanquished by ELECTRONIC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MELISSA won victory over ELIZABETH RABBIT in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
HANGING handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
UNION JACK won victory over WHIRLING MIST in a exciting 4 minute veteran's match.
BADDA BANG lost to CREEPSHOW KILLER in a exciting 1 minute master's duel.
HUGGY BEAR viciously subdued CLURACAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST viciously subdued SKIRZA SLAPSTIK in a 4 minute master's match.
REAPER luckily beat THE LOVE BELOW in a popular 2 minute match.
CHIEF BLING-BLING$ was savagely defeated by KIZZY LYNNE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
CHEETAH'S GROWL overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
PIGFEED PICKTAN overcame P.R.U.W. in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TIGERWOLF narrowly defeated OBSIDIA in a tiresome 19 minute brutal conflict.
BADDA BAMM demolished BOOK-AKIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TITANIC handily defeated LANCE ARMSTRONG in a 2 minute brutal mismatched contest.
HORIZONTAL POLKA was bested by NEON'S MAMMA in a exciting 5 minute battle.
UNBORN devastated BEEZLE in a 3 minute brutal mismatched fight.
ILSARIA demolished NEW RED BLANKET in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
SYPHILIS defeated SKUNK #1 in a 2 minute duel.
RIZZLE-DIZZLE slimly won victory over DREAD FOOL in a slow 20 minute bloody fight.
WASTEM WUORNOS was handily defeated by SPAWN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LOWLY WORM was luckily beaten by SOUTHERN BELLE in a crowd boring 9 minute fight.
SPATHIC handily defeated VEROCITY in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
RAVEN DARKHART savagely slew DESTRO in a popular 6 minute bloody novice's struggle.
NICOLE RICHIE was murdered by OLD DIRT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RED DRAGON overpowered SUPER SIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CUX was defeated by ORCHIDEUS REINE in a 2 minute beginner's melee.
SVEN was overpowered by VIPER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NUY lost to T'HAEL in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BROKEN BELLE was bested by HAPPY COW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute beginner's match.
NERVOUS SHEEP was savagely defeated by SILKROT in a popular 4 minute novice's match.
SASQUATCH COWBOY overpowered TRUCK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VAN slaughtered RETRIBUTION in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
TANK subdued PIRATE BOOTY in a 2 minute bloody beginner's match.
TINKER BELLE savagely defeated TALIESIN in a action packed 2 minute novice's fight.
ONE TRICK PONY was demolished by COBRA COMMANDER in a 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  39         TOTAL PARRY       90 -  50 -  1      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         AIMED BLOW        46 -  45 -  5      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         WALL OF STEEL     44 -  48 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         BASHING ATTACK    57 -  69 -  5      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         LUNGING ATTACK   143 - 181 - 14      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         SLASHING ATTACK   50 -  73 -  7      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  19 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         STRIKING ATTACK   58 -  93 - 10      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  24 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  21 -  1      22  |

Turn 466 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 20         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       12 - 10     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  8         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         7 -  6     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  7     SLASHING ATTACK    5 - 11         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CY 6234                    10   6  0  109 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
LUNGING ATTACK   HANGING 5507               15   5  0  118 THE CHADS (482)
BASHING ATTACK   CREEPSHOW KILLER 5010      17  11  0  117 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
TOTAL PARRY      UNION JACK 6015            18   2  0  100 BLITZKRIEG (271)
WALL OF STEEL    MORACH RAZH 6239           17  16  0  100 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
AIMED BLOW       HUNGOVER 3723              16   5  0   69 ALMOST! (316)
STRIKING ATTACK  PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124       13   3  0   63 ANARKYSTS (341)
PARRY-LUNGE      SPEKTER 4921                8   4  0   63 KARNIVORZ (455)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KERRY BEAR 3994.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DRIVER 6055.  The ten other most popular fighters were SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311, 
WHIRLING MIST 5026, HUGGY BEAR 6002, PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST 3675, BROKEN BELLE 6444, HAY 
RIDE 6305, HORIZONTAL POLKA 6191, FUNKY COLD MEDINA 6154, VALDIER 6484, and THE LOVE 
BELOW 6187.

The least popular fighter this week was DREAD FOOL 6410.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TIGERWOLF 6366, RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923, OBSIDIA 4001, MELANCHOLY BLYSS 
6464, SOUTHERN BELLE 6440, DESTRO 6593, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, TALIESIN 3596, 
RETRIBUTION 6598, and TRUCK 6572.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CREEPSHOW KILLER (36-5010) LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
MORACH RAZH (36-6239) CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)