DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/14/2004    Duedate: 10/27/2004

COSMOWORLD ARENA

DM-36    TURN-467

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HANGING
THE CHADS (482)
(36-5507) [16-5-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HANGING                        TIMBER LION
THE CHADS (482)                WOLFCATS (556)
(36-5507) [16-5-0,126]         (36-6370) [6-0-0,99]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KERRY BEAR                     SLAYIN STAYNER
BLITZKRIEG (271)               ANARKYSTS (341)
(36-3994) [16-11-1,72]         (36-5891) [11-8-1,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STDS (534)                  55
2. LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)    51      REVELATION (543)
3. THE FALLEN (524)            39      Unchartered Team
4. HELTER SKELTER (256)        39
5. THE DREAMING (529)          34      WOLFCATS (556)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WOLFCATS (556)            17   3  0 85.0   1/ 5 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 12  3 1
 2/ 2 REVELATION (543)         114  72  8 61.3   2/ 4 HELTER SKELTER (256)     11  4 2
 3/ 3 THE CHADS (482)           92  59  4 60.9   3/ 7*WOLFCATS (556)           10  2 0
 4/ 5 ALMOST! (316)             62  51  5 54.9   4/ 6*EXQUISITE CORPS II (546) 10  5 0
 5/ 4 KAMIKAZI (533)            50  42  4 54.3   5/ 2 THE CHADS (482)           9  5 0
 6/ 7 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     65  56  5 53.7   6/ 3 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     9  5 0
 7- 6 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     232 200 35 53.7   7/ 1 REVELATION (543)          8  6 1
 8/ 8 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 292 258 20 53.1   8/18 THE DREAMING (529)        8  7 1
 9/11 THE DREAMING (529)        43  39  4 52.4   9/ 9 ANARKYSTS (341)           8  7 0
10/ 9 BABES (416)              221 207  9 51.6  10/27 STDS (534)                7  4 0
11/10 HELTER SKELTER (256)     516 488 32 51.4  11/15 THAI HORSE (564)          7  8 2
12/23 STDS (534)                21  20  2 51.2  12/17 ALMOST! (316)             7  8 1
13/12 BLITZKRIEG (271)         160 158 14 50.3  13/11 THE FALLEN (524)          6  6 1
14/13 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)  169 169  8 50.0  14/14 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    6  9 2
15/15 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     64  65  8 49.6  15/10 PORN IN A BARN (551)      6  9 0
16-16 KARNIVORZ (455)           20  21  1 48.8  16/22*HELL'S BELLES (562)       6  9 0
17/24*EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)  14  15  0 48.3  17-12 KARNIVORZ (455)           5  3 1
18/20 THE FALLEN (524)          57  64  4 47.1  18/13 KAMIKAZI (533)            5  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18*THE BREW CREW (526)       21  24  1 46.7  19/ 8*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    5 10 1
20-19*THE MATRIX (531)           7   8  0 46.7  20/21 BLITZKRIEG (271)          5 10 0
21/22 ANARKYSTS (341)          337 392 36 46.2  21/29 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      5 10 0
22/17 PAST TENSE (28)           42  50  1 45.7  22/16 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)   5 10 0
23-25 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  78  98 13 44.3  23/26*THE BEARS (565)           4  5 1
24/14*BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    18  23  2 43.9  24/23 BABES (416)               3  1 1
25/21 THAI HORSE (564)          20  26  3 43.5  25-24 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      3  2 0
26/27 PORN IN A BARN (551)      21  28  1 42.9  26-28*RAGNAROK (563)            3  6 0
27/29 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      40  56  3 41.7  27/25 SCARRY TEAM (325)         3 11 0
28/30 SCARRY TEAM (325)        137 197  4 41.0  28-30*THE BREW CREW (526)       2  3 1
29/28 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    25  36  7 41.0  29-19 FORTIFEX (540)            2  3 0
30/26*HELL'S BELLES (562)       12  18  1 40.0  30/32 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     2  5 0
31-31 MY BEST BUDS (505)        13  21  1 38.2  31-20 MY BEST BUDS (505)        2  7 0
32-32 FORTIFEX (540)            15  27  0 35.7  32/31 PAST TENSE (28)           2  8 0
33-33*RAGNAROK (563)             3   6  0 33.3  33-33 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  1  8 0
34/34*THE BEARS (565)            4  10  1 28.6  34-35*THE MATRIX (531)          0  2 0
35-35*SPACE WOLVES (523)         0   9  0  0.0  35/ 0*JUGGERNAUTS (570)         0  1 0
36-36*GAEL WARNING (314)         0   3  0  0.0  36-36*GAEL WARNING (314)        0  1 0
37/ 0*JUGGERNAUTS (570)          0   1  0  0.0  37-34*SPACE WOLVES (523)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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Jhans,
     The DNA results are in and it's OFFICIAL:  COSMO IS YO' DADDY!!!  What other
manager has brought you more Jhans Awards?  What other manager has brought you more
Jhans Duelmasters?  What other manager has brought you more Jhans Lord Protectors?
What other manager has brought you more Jhans DOMINATION?!  NOBODY!  Wanna know why?
Because Cosmo is the realest of the real, illest of the ill, the k in killa, the
freakshow in thriller, the D in domination, the Outlaw in Outlaw Nation, the blade in
your chest, bring'n more freshness than the Crest.  He's like a coyote on a goat,
always slit'n throats, fading all your hopes, known for scrubbin with them soaps!
Bringin more flavor than Shasta can't nobody drop a fool faster.  Ya wanna battle?
Bring a body bag...cause he'll be representin til his skin sags!  He's the nastiest
of the NAS...hold up, hold up.  Aright, I've lost my flow and my mind.  But seriously
this cat will be handing out beat downs in Jhans 'til the end of time.  Cosmo is a
pillar of the DM community!  Now that he has reached and exceeded that ever
impressive and elusive 1000TH FIGHT, it just gives him one more thing to add to his
infinite list of accolades!  I mean this cat is the Froth in Frothingslosh!  Why do
you think you call them the Sloshers now?  He's the Legendary in Bastards...
seriously, we're still giving him residuals for that one.  Bastard!  Who else is
breaking a grand at 500?  I mean the cat has more kills than most of you have wins!
"Oh, but I transferred my team ages ago.!"  So what!  You're still a poser!  "See
what had happened was..."  Don't be that guy.  You know you owe homage to one of the
greatest managers in DM.  If you've ever been in run-offs then you know what I'm
talkin bout.  "Well, I have this many TVs."  Get your hands out of your pockets
because Cosmo has produced more wins per dollar than a majority of managers out
there.  When the Commission gets his strategy sheets they're like, "Damn!  Score
another for Cosmo!  Sorry, Joe!"  Just last night Sheila Greywand was asking me if I
thought we should rename this place CosmoWorld.  Hey, if you cats wanna rename Duel
II how bout you rename it SKOOL U!  Cause that's what Cosmo does!  I'm telling you I
had the Commission hard code team number 256 into BOTH my avoid slots, and the guy
likes me!  Last time I invited this cat to my family reunion he tried to stab my mom
with a spork!  That should tell you how ruthless he is.  I mean he's the Ultra in
Maniac!  Enough of trying to educate you color by number drop outs.  When all you
have left are scattered corpses on the sands, there's only one of two things that
could've happened.  You were either trapped in a poorly ventilated room with Talon or
you wound up just another stepping stone in Cosmo's path to Godliness!  Bustas get
served!
     Cosmo and Helter Skelter, the highest praise is sung unto thee.  For you have
blinded us with your glory and humbled us with your blade.  We salute you, brother.
Sword High!
     All of Alastari, Jhans, Legendary Bastards, all those who have crumbled before
you, the scores of warriors who have died by your blade, and the Resurrected Ones.
     In dedication and celebration of Cosmo's unprecedented and undisputed domination
of Jhans I would like to share a few past turns with you.  Unfortunately most of my
recorded history of Jhans is hidden away in a distant vault, sadly unreachable in
time for this momentous day.  However, I think I will share more each turn until I
hit the really high points.  Enjoy and remember, it's a celebration, friends!

TURN 246
  Top Chartered Team:  Helter Skelter -- 138-93-5 59.7%
  Personal Ads:
    J.P. -- I doubt it. (Bagwell). -- T.B.
    P.S.  I guess he's scared

TURN 278
  Top Chartered Team:  Helter Skelter -- 211-175-13 54.7%

TURN 281
  Top Chartered Team:  Helter Skelter -- 219-181-13 54.8%
  Team on the move:    Helter Skelter 50
  Personal Ad:
    mouse -- Congrats on your induction into the Dark Circle. -- UC
    P.S.  Nice meeting you at the FTF.
  Top Style:  Parry Lunge - Igpay Atinlay

FTF XIX NL Recap:
  Adepts - PhilMeUp 12-4-0

TURN 347
  Career Win Loss:     Helter Skelter -- 335-336-21 49.9%
  Current Top Team:    Helter Skelter -- 9-6-0
  Personal Ad:
    All -- Sorry for my lack of personals. I'll try to keep up from now on.
    (sure don't want to lose any Ultra points *grin*)
  Top Style:           Basher -- !Daer Ot Drah

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     Four riders in black rode hard across the Rirorni Plains and the army followed.
It had been three days since they had begun their journey from deep within the
Daggerspine Mountains.  From Rodeki to Sibikhas people were beginning to talk about
the riders and the earthshaking sound of the marching soldiers.  No one yet knew who
they were; it seemed that there had been no moon as the armies passed near the
outskirts of the cities.  Few had dared ride out to see what terror was approaching
and those that did saw only 4 riders, all wearing hooded cloaks, and the cloud of
dust which had developed over the moving troops.  However no terror came.  As people
of Rodeki and Sibikhas cowered in their homes they heard the sound of the marching
army pass them by.  As silence settled back into the air only the distant sound of a
wolves howling could be heard.  By daybreak of the fourth day the rumors of the
massive armada had already spread throughout the lands.  It was rumored that the
troops may by taking the Great Eastern trade route towards Jhelum or maybe straight
across the plains into Jhans.  No one knew for sure.  The only thing certain was the
uneasiness and overwhelming fear that was felt by everyone who had heard the story.
     Days later outside of Jhans the massive legion of heavily armed soldiers were
encamped only a few miles from the city.  They had waited for two days for the three
managers riding from Jhans to meet them.  The four riders rode out to a crest over
looking scattered trees and a city in desperate need of cleansing.  They sat silently
on their war-horses scanning the horizon as a full red moon slowly crept across the
pitch black sky above them.  The city of Jhans could be seen in the distance before
them and the sprawling sheep and cattle farms behind them.  In the distance they saw
three cloaked figures approaching but then lost them amid the scattered tree lines.
Finally the riders reached the crest but one was missing and left behind a lonely
painted mare.
     "Where is the other?"
     "He said he would be here momentarily."
     "We risk plenty for this assembly, you'd think he'd arrive more promptly."
     "Patience, he has never disappointed and his motives are always just."
     "Dare I ask the purpose of this council in the cover of night?"
     "Soon all shall be revealed but the circle must be complete."
     Suddenly a blood curdling roar drowned out the howling of distant wolves
worshiping the night's red moon.  As the six riders all turned in perfect harmony
they drew their blades, playing a beautiful symphony of metal against metal that rang
out across the now deathly quiet night air.  A giant beast leapt from the high grass,
pounced in front of them and skidded to a halt at the point of their thirsty blades.
It seemed as though the beast had already found his victim which hung lifelessly from
his powerful jaws.
     "A spy," the beast snarled as he spit his prey out.  "I will finish him later,"
he added as he watched his prey hurtle into a nearby tree and slump to the ground.
He then reared on his hind legs and trudged up to the painted mare and removed a
cloak from its black leather saddlebag.  He spun the long, dark, hooded cloak in a
flourishing motion and revealed the seventh dark rider.
     "Glad you could join us old friend.  I see you're still up to your old tricks."
     "What are the ignorant ramblings and lies from within the walls?"
     "Some pray for salvation from those who would oppose us."
     "Others fear that our march only means the city's ultimate demise."
     "What of those that feel we come to cross swords with them?"
     "Those pathetic fools do not concern us.  No insignificant flicker of life
residing within those walls and wallowing on the filthy arena sands could ever
influence or corrupt our dominion."
     As the seven men strode to the edge of the crest and looked down at their
growing armada each one maniacally grinned in bloodthirsty anticipation over what was
to come.
     "We will let them celebrate their Festival of Death.  Then just as the dead will
rise up from the underworld and claim their lives, at the breaking of dawn this
armada will be standing outside of our city and we will rise up and claim our glory
and supremacy!"

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 506): THINREDONE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 391): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 507): BAGMAN of HITMEN FOR HIRE (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 506): MANUTE BOL of LARGE LOSERS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 510): BLUE FALCON of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 507): TASTY HANGNAIL of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 502): OJO TANGO of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 492): SKULL STROKER of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 466): CY of CLAN BATTLEAXE II (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 457): CRAPOLA CRAYON of THE LOST SOULS (Stimpy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 200): ANGELOST of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 444): CRIX BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 392): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 186): A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 174): FEDIFENSOR of DAMAGE INC. (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 342): TRAIN of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 151): GEORGE DELK of CRIME WAVE (Sir Chester, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 385): RAZOX of BLADES OF ICE from BONSUR (Lord Andarus, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 506): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 391): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 507): none
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 506): JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 510): ICU (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 507): BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 502): KING NIXON (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 492): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 466): REVELATION (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 457): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 200): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 444): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 392): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 186): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 174): none
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 342): DEVIL'S MAYHEM (Dincuru Feadagnor?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 151): SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 385): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 511): TWITCH of THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 510): BLUE FALCON of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 507): TASTY HANGNAIL of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
               (turn 506): ARSENAL of BLADES OF ICE (Lord Andarus, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 502): OJO TANGO of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
                           RANVENAR of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 493): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 492): INERTIA of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
                           MAINE COON CAT of MEOW MIX (Ultraist, mgr.)
               (turn 491): RUDI JAMOS of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 466): CREEPSHOW KILLER of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
                          MORACH RAZH of CLAN BATTLEAXE II (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 199): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 444): FUZZY BUZZCUT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  REVELATION?  Who?  LEGENDARY BASTARDS is the top team these days, 
buddies!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, STDS blew up the rankings 
to 17!  The boys at BOOKIE'S BROTHEL aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and 
love, after suffering a 11 drop last week.  Good things come to those who fight well, 
as WOLFCATS can attest, moving up by 4.  Practice pays for TIMBER LION, who pummelled 
UNION JACK, to pocket 21 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, TIMBER 
LION was winsome, after beating UNION JACK and seeing him lose 17 points.  What can 
be a greater victory?  HANGING has taken his place as the top, as COSMOWORLD's new 
Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in COSMOWORLD is taking speech lessons to try to 
bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     And how sociable are COSMOWORLD's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like a horde of 
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in COSMOWORLD avoid WOLFCATS.  
The warriors of WOLFCATS found their efforts at combat frustrated as SUICIDAL DREAMS 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Everyone is famous for 
fifteen minutes, and HAY RIDE is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't PORN 
IN A BARN proud!  As a confidence booster, KILL'EM KREPP challenged REAPER, down 17 
points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, KILL'EM KREPP?  KILL'EM 
KREPP won victory over REAPER.  The whole thing leaves a bitter memory.  Word has it 
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK suffered a romantic setback.  Note how he challenged BLOOD MOON, 31 
points his senior.  The gods smiled upon SKIRZA SLAPSTIK, in his upset fight against 
BLOOD MOON.  SKIRZA SLAPSTIK gets a win, 26 points, and a free drink on me.  (Next 
week, OK?) Take heed COSMOWORLD, of the unprincipled action of SASQUATCH COWBOY.  By 
challenging ELIZABETH RABBIT, 20 points below it, SASQUATCH COWBOY besmirches the 
noble art of dueling.  Warriors of COSMOWORLD!  Do you wish your reputations tainted 
by the base challenge of SASQUATCH COWBOY?  Place your bets!  ONE TRICK PONY is the 
long shot of the week:  they challenged SILICON CARNE, up by 32.  Soopreyes, 
soopreyes!  ONE TRICK PONY emerges from the fray 1 points the richer.  Good show, ONE 
TRICK PONY!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Like a tattered, 
worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, MORACH RAZH of CLAN 
BATTLEAXE II has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  Q:  What's a record like 
2-14-1 get you?  A:  A free trip to the Dark Arena!  This week's winner:  WASTEM 
WUORNOS of ANARKYSTS!  Congratulations, THE LOVE BELOW.  The manager of PAST TENSE 
should have sent INDESTRUCTIBLE IV to the Dark Arena for having a 5-4-0 long ago.  
Death in the arena!  In a cheap quest for a cheap victory, BOOK-AKIE faced BLACKWIDOW 
in an uneven fight.  BLITZKRIEG, we expect bloody revenge!  Never one to advocate 
diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see BLIND HYPOCRISY retaliate against 
MEMPHIS MAFIA II in bloodfeud!  Charity is unknown in COSMOWORLD, and rightly so.  
PORN IN A BARN exacted their revenge against HELTER SKELTER.  Justice was served as 
OBSIDIA fought VAN in bloodfeud.  Well done, CLAN BATTLEAXE!  Ask not a spymaster for 
counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious 
stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in COSMOWORLD is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid COSMOWORLD 
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HANGING 5507                 16   5  0   126       THE CHADS (482)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DONNA 5966                   12   6  0   128       BABES (416)
 TIMBER LION 6370              6   0  0    99       WOLFCATS (556)
 CY 6234                      10   7  0    98       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 WHIRLING MIST 5026           18  10  0    97       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 OBLIVIOUS 6101               13   4  0    96       KAMIKAZI (533)
 SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996         15  10  1    95       THE FALLEN (524)
 HUGGY BEAR 6002              17   8  0    92       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 CLURACAN 6035                14   3  0    91       THE DREAMING (529)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILL'EM KREPP 5892           14   5  0    90       ANARKYSTS (341)
 BADDA BANG 6013               9  13  0    88       THE FALLEN (524)
 PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST 3675     14  12  2    85       ALMOST! (316)
 UNION JACK 6015              18   3  0    83       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 BLOOD MOON 6175              13   7  0    83       REVELATION (543)
 SHADOW STARR 5999            13  12  1    82       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 SHAWNDA 6032                 10   7  1    81       THE DREAMING (529)
 KERRY BEAR 3994              16  11  1    72       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 TROJAN MAN 5710              15  10  3    71       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 REAPER 6150                   9   5  0    69       KAMIKAZI (533)
 MARCIE 6076                   8  10  1    69       BABES (416)
 MISERY 6232                  10   6  0    68       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLASHIN' SPECK 5854          11  18  2    66       ANARKYSTS (341)
 DRIVER 6055                   8  11  2    65       KAMIKAZI (533)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONKEY SHINE 5927             8   1  0    65       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 THE LOVE BELOW 6187           7   3  2    65       THE DREAMING (529)
 HUNGOVER 3723                16   6  0    63       ALMOST! (316)
-SPEKTER 4921                  8   4  0    63       KARNIVORZ (455)
 SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311         6   5  2    63       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 PIXIE DUST 6308               8   3  1    61       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 MISCOUNT 6090                 5   4  0    61       THE CHADS (482)
 TIGERWOLF 6366                5   1  0    61       WOLFCATS (556)
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307       4   6  0    61       THE FALLEN (524)
 BADDA BAMM 6075              12   9  0    60       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 CHEETAH'S GROWL 6367          4   0  0    59       WOLFCATS (556)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRANKENSLOSH 5901             8   3  0    52       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 DEVASTATOR 6079              11  10  1    51       THE FALLEN (524)
 SYPHILIS 6129                 6   3  0    51       STDS (534)
 P.R.U.W. 6328                 6   3  1    50       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 HAY RIDE 6305                 8   2  0    48       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-LUCIFERI 6018                 7   2  0    48       THE BREW CREW (526)
 PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124         13   4  0    47       ANARKYSTS (341)
 SUBZERO 6120                 11   5  2    47       KAMIKAZI (533)
 OBSIDIA 4001                  7   4  1    47       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 SLAYIN STAYNER 5891          11   8  1    46       ANARKYSTS (341)
 GROPING CHICKENS 3972         5   6  1    46       ALMOST! (316)
 ANNA BELLE 6443               4   2  0    45       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 TITANIC 178                  10  10  0    44       PAST TENSE (28)
 DRIPS 6066                    6   5  0    43       STDS (534)
 RECOUNT 6333                  4   1  0    43       THE CHADS (482)
 ILSARIA 4004                  5   7  0    42       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 UNBORN 6205                   3   2  0    41       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 THE BEAST 6296                6   2  0    40       REVELATION (543)
 CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091       4  10  0    40       THE DREAMING (529)
 KIZZY LYNNE 6375              5   2  0    39       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-ANOTHER BLANKEE 6117          7   8  0    38       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
-FREAKY FRED 4920              5   5  0    38       KARNIVORZ (455)
-BROWN KITTY TOO 6118          7   8  1    36       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 LANCE ARMSTRONG 6422          3   4  0    36       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 SILICON CARNE 6298            4   1  0    35       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
-DIRECAT 6368                  2   0  0    34       WOLFCATS (556)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BENANDANTI 6467               4   1  1    33       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491         4   0  1    33       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-SKUNK #1 5719                 6   6  0    32       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 FURIOUS INHALER 4047          5   3  0    32       ALMOST! (316)
 THE LAMB 6293                 4   5  1    32       REVELATION (543)
-MR. ANDERSON 6043             4   4  0    32       THE MATRIX (531)
-SPATHIC 6189                  4   3  0    31       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-PSYCHO 6017                   3   6  1    31       THE BREW CREW (526)
-MORAXX 6292                   4   4  0    30       FORTIFEX (540)
-ACAPULCO GOLD 6363            2   2  1    29       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 NEON'S MAMMA 6376             4   3  0    28       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 BOOK-AKIE 6466                3   2  2    28       ALMOST! (316)
 BLACKJACK 6163                5   6  2    27       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 MELANCHOLY BLYSS 6464         5   0  0    27       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-THAI-STICK 5720               5   1  0    26       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580          3   0  0    26       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 GAMBIT 6161                   5   8  2    25       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291        4   2  0    25       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 VEROCITY 6450                 3   3  0    24       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923            5   2  0    23       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED DRAGON 6474               4   1  1    23       REVELATION (543)
 ROKIR 6557                    3   0  0    23       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 I.B. KLONIN 6408              2   4  1    23       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 OLD DIRT MCGIRT 6601          2   0  1    23       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 HEAVY MENTAL 6457             2   3  1    22       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-HORIZONTAL POLKA 6191         3   1  0    21       THE BREW CREW (526)
-CORPSE COUNT 4923             2   5  1    21       KARNIVORZ (455)
-SPAWN 6462                    1   1  0    21       THE BREW CREW (526)
 MAVERICK 6608                 1   0  0    20       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-VALDIER 6484                  1   1  0    19       RAGNAROK (563)
 SUPER SIZE ME 6347            3   3  0    18       PAST TENSE (28)
 VAN 6567                      2   1  1    18       THAI HORSE (564)
 HAIL MARY 6389                2   3  0    18       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           1   6  0    18       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 HAPPY COW 6590                2   0  0    17       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 PUSHY 6564                    1   1  1    17       THE BEARS (565)
-NINA 6508                     1   0  1    17       BABES (416)
-NEW RED BLANKET 6338          4   3  1    16       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 PIMP BEEFAROONY 6579          3   0  0    16       THE DREAMING (529)
 RING MY BELLE 6441            2   4  1    16       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 MELISSA 6204                  2   4  0    16       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 CHERYL 6447                   1   3  1    16       BABES (416)
 HIV 6591                      1   0  0    16       STDS (534)
-BEEZLE 4924                   3   4  0    15       KARNIVORZ (455)
 T'HAEL 6581                   2   0  0    15       THE FALLEN (524)
-DREAD FOOL 6410               2   3  0    14       FORTIFEX (540)
 COBRA COMMANDER 6592          1   1  0    14       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 SALLY 6426                    3   4  0    13       SCARRY TEAM (325)
-CLAP 6151                     2   1  0    13       STDS (534)
-TUSHY 6565                    1   0  0    13       THE BEARS (565)
 HOUND OF SATAN 6610           1   0  0    13       REVELATION (543)
-PANIC ATTACK 6455             3   1  0    12       FORTIFEX (540)
 JEEP 6571                     1   2  1    12       THAI HORSE (564)
-THE ONE 6046                  2   0  0    11       THE MATRIX (531)
 RAVEN DARKHART 6465           2   3  1    10       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 SOUTHERN BELLE 6440           2   4  0    10       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 ELIZABETH RABBIT 6425         1   6  0     9       SCARRY TEAM (325)
-TRI-CORNER 6486               2   1  1     8       THE CHADS (482)
-AGENT SMITH 6042              1   1  0     8       THE MATRIX (531)
 TANK 6573                     2   1  0     7       THAI HORSE (564)
 TRICH 6604                    1   0  0     7       STDS (534)
 TRUCK 6572                    1   2  0     5       THAI HORSE (564)
 ELECTRONIC 6562               1   2  0     5       THE CHADS (482)
 VIPER 6568                    1   2  0     5       THAI HORSE (564)
-NUY 6483                      1   1  0     4       RAGNAROK (563)
 TINKER BELLE 6587             1   1  0     4       HELL'S BELLES (562)
-QUEZ CHUN ABUL 6494           1   1  0     4       FORTIFEX (540)
 MUSHY 6566                    1   1  0     4       THE BEARS (565)
-DIEQUICK 2 6493               1   1  0     4       FORTIFEX (540)
-SVEN 6480                     1   1  0     4       RAGNAROK (563)
 FISHY 6570                    1   1  0     4       THE BEARS (565)
-VEN 6482                      0   2  0     4       RAGNAROK (563)
-PANAMA RED 5718               0   4  0     4       MY BEST BUDS (505)
 BEAUTIFUL SADNESS 6558        0   3  0     3       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 BUSHY 6563                    0   2  0     2       THE BEARS (565)
-CUCHULIAN 3599                0   2  0     2       GAEL WARNING (314)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589           0   2  0     2       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-ANGIE 6507                    0   1  0     1       BABES (416)
 SHALKAAN 6606                 0   1  0     1       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 ARACHNIA 6613                 0   1  0     1       KAMIKAZI (533)
-TALIESIN 3596                 0   1  0     1       GAEL WARNING (314)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
KRUNK MONKEY 5939      3  4 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336    PIXIE DUST 6308       466         
WASTEM WUORNOS 6123    2 15 1 ANARKYSTS 341         BLACK ORC 20          467 NONE    
CLAUDIA 6454           0  1 0 BABES 416             RED DRAGON 6474       463 NOT REVE
VENUS 6359             1  5 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   WURM KIN 27           467 NONE    
SUICIDE SLUSH 6388     3  2 1 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311 465 JUST REV
BLACKWIDOW 6609        0  1 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        BOOK-AKIE 6466        467         
INFANTIA MERETRI 6473  0  2 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        ACAPULCO GOLD 6363    464 REVENGED
DESTRO 6593            0  1 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        RAVEN DARKHART 6465   466         
PIRATE BOOTY 6597      0  2 0 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL 554  MOUNTAIN TROLL 18     467 NONE    
NICOLE RICHIE 6463     0  2 0 THE BREW CREW 526     OLD DIRT MCGIRT 6601  466         
PREGNANT 6460          0  1 0 THE CHADS 482         BOOK-AKIE 6466        463 REVENGED
DOA 6605               0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    467 NONE    
ACHAN 6514             0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    TRI-CORNER 6486       464 REVENGED
RETRIBUTION 6598       0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347    VAN 6567              466 JUST REV
MORACH RAZH 6239      17 17 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 550 SPYMASTER 22          467 NONE    
CUX 6479               1  4 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 550 STONE GOLEM 26        467 NONE    
SILKROT 6511           1  3 0 EXQUISITE CORPS I 546 PUSHY 6564            467         
DAWN 6510              0  1 0 EXQUISITE CORPS I 546 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491 464         
SOMATRON 6143          3  4 0 FORTIFEX 540          SUBZERO 6120          463 NOT REVE
MR. CHAOS 6411         0  3 0 FORTIFEX 540          WASTEM WUORNOS 6123   463 REVENGED
BROKEN BELLE 6444      1  5 0 HELL'S BELLES 562     WURM KIN 27           467 NONE    
JINGLE BELLE 6442      2  1 0 HELL'S BELLES 562     BENANDANTI 6467       464         
OBSOLETE 6574          0  1 0 JUGGERNAUTS 570       SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    467 NONE    
LADY SCARE ALL 4922    2  3 0 KARNIVORZ 455         NINA 6508             464         
SAYONARA 6611          0  1 0 PAST TENSE 28         HIGH ELF 19           467 NONE    
SCRUB 6612             0  1 0 PAST TENSE 28         EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    467 NONE    
INDESTRUCTIBLE I 1350  5  5 0 PAST TENSE 28         THE LOVE BELOW 6187   467         
NERVOUS SHEEP 6490     1  3 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    467 NONE    
COCKROACH 6607         0  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    467 NONE    
... A HORSE 6304       6  2 1 PORN IN A BARN 551    DEVASTATOR 6079       465         
ONE TRICK PONY 6468    1  2 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    CORPSE COUNT 4923     465 REVENGED
PEEPING TOMCAT 6554    1  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    I.B. KLONIN 6408      466 JUST REV
LOWLY WORM 6427        1  6 0 SCARRY TEAM 325       HEAVY MENTAL 6457     467         
FRANNIE FOX 6424       3  3 0 SCARRY TEAM 325       THE LAMB 6293         466         
GENITAL WARTS 6192     2  2 1 STDS 534              PSYCHO 6017           466         
ULTRA P COLTRAIN 6596  0  1 0 SUICIDAL DREAMS 525   EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    467 NONE    
GROWLING MEOW 6600     0  1 0 WOLFCATS 556          JEEP 6571             467         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Panama Red -- Clearly you should not want to ever pick a fight with someone named
Furious Inhaler because you got smoked! -- Furious Inhaler

Alfredo -- (insert rude gesture of your choice in this space ) -- Guardian

Bookie -- Perhaps you can help me out.  My latest recruit seems to attack...ah shall
we say, prematurely and tends to spray all over the place. -- Guardian

Cosmo -- CONGRATS!!!!  You should have surpassed 1000 total fights in the arena this
turn.  Again, congrats and thanks for all the help you have given me through out my
DM career. -- Polarius

Ragnarok and Gael Warning -- Welcome to Jhans.  I'm glad you could finally make it.
As you can see the city is full of activity and ready for your arrival.  Jekyll and I
will meet you both later at the Lucas Lounge for a drink! -- Polarius

Bookie/Talon -- When I sandbag I do it well?  Normally I wouldn't offer this much or
even respond to such a ludicrous statement, however, I moved Wolfcats in to counter
your having 3 teams in this arena (advantage you).  True, Wolfcats do have a few FE
(Timberlion 20, Tigerwolf 20, Direcat 11 or 12 and the same for Cheetah's Growl).
Now I have faced a few of your warriors, so far you've given me my only non DA loss,
but in each fight (other than the loss) you've had the FE advantage and style
advantage except for once.  So when does my completely owning you and your boys here
overshadow my "sandbaggers"?  Look at any arena I am in and you'll see me at the top
of the ranks, can you say the same?  Didn't think so.  But I guess I sandbag in those
arenas also....  Think before you make such a ignorant statement. -- Ultraist

My family and I are moving from Colorado to Northern Virginia.  I may miss a couple
of turns but I'll be back.  Also, as I'll be on the East Coast rather than the West
Coast I will attend the Summer FTF in 2005, I will NOT attend the Winter FTF in
Phoenix.  I hope to see some of you next year and meet those I've not seen in
Phoenix. -- Shocking Toad
P.S.  I vote for a Washington D.C. Summer FTF in 2005.

Cosmo and Helter Skelter -- Congratulations on breaking the 1000th mark!  A hold my
sword high in your honor and my wicked ale even higher in a salute to your
domination! -- Alastari's Most Wanted Criminal and them Legendary Bastards

Mithril and Cy -- Congrats on the throne!  Do not get too comfortable though, for
mistakes are easily corrected.  Put an assist down for us this turn. -- Legendary
Bastards

Nicole Ritchie -- That's what happens when you and your gal pal mess around on my
farm!  Tell Paris you'll be sleeping with the hogs tonight, darling! -- Old Dirt
McGirt, Second Filthiest Man in Jhans

Union Jack -- I like how you always lie down on the ground for me, sugah.  Now if I
could just work you out of that protection.  *ponders*  I promise I'll leave ya
sailing at half mast.  *wink* -- Whirling Mist

Badda Bang -- I think you badda find a more worthwhile profession, son.  See you on
the Isle, skippy. -- Creepshow Killer, Lord Protector of Jhans

Truck -- With a name like that you're bound to lose...or at least get laughed at. --
Sasquatch Cowboy

Titanic -- Unfortunately my skills do not lie within the uphill challenges. I guess
since you won you don't get one of my little yellow wristbands. -- Lance Armstrong

Psycho -- You've really outdone yourself this time ol-boy, you stinking Harkeny!
Your ignoble act will not go unchecked.  We will be very adamant concerning our
bloodthirsty bloodfeud that is soon to befall you.  Great repercussions shall rain
down upon you and your stable members.  You have pulled the shortest straw...or shall
I say..."the shortest straw has been pulled for you!" -- Syphilis--Win, lose or death
--I'm coming for you!

Psycho -- What a gaudy outfit...and it shall be covered in your very own blood once
we get through with you.  Your kill will come at a great cost perhaps, even at the
cost of our life. -- Trich, next in line to Bloodfeud!

Psycho -- "Anxious?"...you just had better be!!!  I can see you now huddled in a
corner thinking..."Gee I got myself in a real humdinger of a situation now!"
Heeeheeeheee...and boy are you right.  You may have warded off the Genial Warts...but
you will not escape the rest of the mighty STDs!  You better go you and get yourself
some protection! -- Drips...dripping to meet you!

Skunk #1 -- How nice to meet your acquaintance.  LOL!  I love destroying your
saturnine type...yes...you had better keep out of my way...or I'll infect you again!
-- Syphillis -- the NE Plus ultra!  Yeah!!!

Bookie -- Yes, it's good to be back and will do my best to stick around.  I really
get a kick out of the personal ads here, nowhere better a place to be than Jhans.
Brew Ha Ha...Psycho killed one of mine, but that's fine #$*#(@ (#()!## You know it's
oooooooooooon until I'm satisfied and that could take some time.  Hell, it's not easy
to get closer just from a few fights.  Grin!  Anyway, the rowdier the better.
What!!!  This place is full of madness and a couple of these guys actually don't
suck!  WOW...would love to tap the keg and sit back and watch the dancing girls...but
first I must seek my bloodfeud!  Grin!  Oh, now nice of Polarius to admit to missing
Drips family members...I'm sure that grandma is looking for some fun. -- Sir Chester
-- tasting Victory!

Pixie Dust -- "Whatever I did to your longspear just wasn't right?"  Well my boy, you
should keep it out of places it doesn't belong and maybe you should try cleaning the
pus off of that weapon before your next fight...wouldn't want anyone to get an
infection!  Heeeheeeheee!  I'll see you around pal. -- Drips -- the thorn in my side
is not from the tree I planted

Azrael -- How's it going for you?  Hope all is well. -- Sir Chester, trying to make
this work!

20 September 2004
Azereth has returned!  I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25.  I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members).  I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years.  I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster.  Contact me at:
     Anthony Wells
     600 W. Shore Dr.
     Stanton, MI  48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MORACH RAZH was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BROKEN BELLE was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
VENUS was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
WASTEM WUORNOS was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PIRATE BOOTY was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
NERVOUS SHEEP was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
CUX was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
OBSOLETE was easily killed by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ULTRA P COLTRAINE was viciously butchered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 4 minute melee.
SAYONARA was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SCRUB was slaughtered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DOA was slain by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
COCKROACH was executed by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
TROJAN MAN subdued SANDPAPER CONDOM in a 2 minute Bloodfeud competition.
OBSIDIA devastated VAN in a 3 minute bloody one-sided Bloodfeud battle.
HAY RIDE beat I.B. KLONIN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Bloodfeud conflict.
MISCOUNT overpowered KIZZY LYNNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CREEPSHOW KILLER devastated HUGGY BEAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
OBLIVIOUS narrowly defeated PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
WHIRLING MIST savagely defeated BADDA BANG in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
KILL'EM KREPP beat REAPER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK defeated BLOOD MOON in a 4 minute master's Challenge conflict.
SHADOW STARR savagely defeated HUNGOVER in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
PIXIE DUST viciously subdued RECOUNT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge fray.
CHEETAH'S GROWL subdued UNBORN in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
FRANKENSLOSH won victory over ILSARIA in a popular 2 minute Challenge match.
MONKEY SHINE vanquished TITANIC in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DONNA THE HUNTRESS subdued PIGFEED PICKTAN in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
THE LAMB was overpowered by SYPHILIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHERYL was overpowered by LANCE ARMSTRONG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
RED DRAGON was handily defeated by ANNA BELLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SASQUATCH COWBOY overpowered ELIZABETH RABBIT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MELANCHOLY BLYSS unbelievably bested COBRA COMMANDER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SUPER SIZE ME overpowered BUSHY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RING MY BELLE was beaten by FURIOUS INHALER in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fray.
HAIL MARY bested RAVEN DARKHART in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MELISSA savagely defeated SOUTHERN BELLE in a monotonous 9 minute Challenge struggle.
OLD DIRT MCGIRT devastated SALLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ONE TRICK PONY was overpowered by SILICON CARNE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HAPPY COW handily defeated BEAUTIFUL SADNESS in a 2 minute uneven Challenge match.
HEAVY MENTAL executed LOWLY WORM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BENANDANTI overpowered BLACKJACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
CY was overcome by HANGING in a exciting 1 minute Title duel.
UNION JACK was outlasted by TIMBER LION in a crowd boring 21 minute expert's battle.
SHAWNDA viciously subdued DRIVER in a 2 minute bloody match.
CLURACAN vanquished RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a unpopular 5 minute one-sided conflict.
DEVASTATOR was overpowered by KERRY BEAR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MARCIE viciously subdued SUBZERO in a 2 minute brutal match.
GROPING CHICKENS was overpowered by SLASHIN' SPECK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MISERY viciously subdued CHIEF BLING-BLING$ in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
THE BEAST was savagely defeated by BADDA BAMM in a action packed 3 minute competition.
THE LOVE BELOW murdered INDESTRUCTIBLE IV in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
P.R.U.W. was luckily beaten by TIGERWOLF in a popular 4 minute fight.
GAMBIT was handily defeated by DRIPS in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
SLAYIN STAYNER savagely defeated NEON'S MAMMA in a exciting 8 minute brutal struggle.
VEROCITY devastated VIPER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BANANA GORILLA demolished TINKER BELLE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
PUSHY butchered SILKROT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MUSHY was vanquished by ORCHIDEUS REINE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FISHY was outlasted by TRICH in a unpopular 16 minute amateur's brawl.
JEEP executed GROWLING MEOW in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
TRUCK was subdued by PIMP BEEFAROONY in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
TANK was handily defeated by MAVERICK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ELECTRONIC was overpowered by HIV in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
T'HAEL narrowly defeated SHALKAAN in a 3 minute gory beginner's duel.
ROKIR overpowered ARACHNIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOOK-AKIE slaughtered BLACKWIDOW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOUND OF SATAN demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  35         TOTAL PARRY       96 -  57 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         AIMED BLOW        48 -  47 -  6      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         BASHING ATTACK    61 -  71 -  7      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         LUNGING ATTACK   145 - 184 - 15      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         WALL OF STEEL     40 -  51 -  1      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK   60 -  90 -  8      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         SLASHING ATTACK   47 -  78 -  6      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  19 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  24 -  1      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  20 -  1      23  |

Turn 467 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     7 -  5     AIMED BLOW         5 -  7         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       11 -  9     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 17     SLASHING ATTACK    2 - 10         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HANGING 5507               16   5  0  126 THE CHADS (482)
TOTAL PARRY      TIMBER LION 6370            6   0  0   99 WOLFCATS (556)
SLASHING ATTACK  CY 6234                    10   7  0   98 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
WALL OF STEEL    SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996       15  10  1   95 THE FALLEN (524)
BASHING ATTACK   HUGGY BEAR 6002            17   8  0   92 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
STRIKING ATTACK  KERRY BEAR 3994            16  11  1   72 BLITZKRIEG (271)
AIMED BLOW       MONKEY SHINE 5927           8   1  0   65 HELTER SKELTER (256)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KERRY BEAR 3994.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SLAYIN STAYNER 5891.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLOOD MOON 6175, 
BADDA BAMM 6075, P.R.U.W. 6328, PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST 3675, SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311, 
COBRA COMMANDER 6592, PIRATE BOOTY 6597, I.B. KLONIN 6408, SHADOW STARR 5999, and 
ILSARIA 4004.

The least popular fighter this week was FISHY 6570.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TRICH 6604, TIMBER LION 6370, UNION JACK 6015, SOUTHERN BELLE 6440, 
MELISSA 6204, CLURACAN 6035, BLACKWIDOW 6609, ARACHNIA 6613, ELECTRONIC 6562, and 
TANK 6573.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CREEPSHOW KILLER (36-5010) LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
MORACH RAZH (36-6239) CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 51 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) TECHNOLOGY    
                             GARAI (7-4608) BLADES OF ICE       
                         GAZREK (7-5097) DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7   
                       CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) VENGEANCE SEEKERS 
                           NEMESIS (10-2676) MYTH AND MIGHT     
                         PLAYFUL DOG (10-4237) MONGREL HORDE   
                          CALLISTO (12-4974) NAUGHTY NYMPHS    
                         ILLUMINAUGHTY (12-5423) LOBOTOMATION   
                          SKIPPY (14-2305) PRIDE OF THE CDC    
                              ARGINASE (16-4137) ENZYMES        
                          CADEX CFM (18-3366) THE BIKE SHOP    
                            CRY-O-LIT (18-6106) ROCK-ETTS      
                          PAPA RATTLESNAKE (18-6800) APACHE    
                            SUICIDE (21-4832) APPLE CIDER      
                        REVEREND LOVEJOY (22-5517) SPRINGFIELD  
                          DVDA (22-5768) THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!    
                            DONAHAR (24-3006) MAGIC REALM      
                      LINK HOGTHROB (33-5358) INTERSTELLAR PORK 
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (36-5604) SKATE DRAGONS  
                          ARTEMIS (41-3675) LADY OF THE MOON    
                          SELENE (41-3676) LADY OF THE MOON    
                             BETTY (58-5755) HELL HOUNDS       
                       INSURRECTION (60-5607) BLADES OF DESTINY 
                       COPPERHEAD (65-5467) NATURE'S ASSASSINS 
                          CHRISSEL (70-5208) LITHE & LOVELY    
                         SUPERIOR II (75-760) SUPERIOR FORCES                                                  
                             ARCHER (82-1198) GORGONITES                                                      
                      SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) END OF THE LINE     
                            CICINISTI (82-3706) BEGUILERZ           
                           GNORE (82-3717) MILITARY SCIENCE          
                        FINALITY (82-4063) SUPERIOR FORCES 3P       
                          SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) ROUND TABLE         
                            WILLY T MAC (82-5925) RAPTURE           
                         KHORGA KHAN (82-6730) THE BEGINNING        
                             ELLYN (82-8983) LAS VEGAS II            
                             MANTISSA (82-9324) MATMATICA            
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (82-9697) DRAGON SKALE       
                          ON THE WASHER (82-10019) SUNNYDALE         
                             ORAL B (82-10020) SUNNYDALE            
                         2-STROKE (82-10384) THE WILLBURYS 79        
                           HITZ (82-10428) 4-LETTER DOCTORS          
                      UNDEFEATABLE (82-10966) SUPERIOR FORCES 5M     
                        GOLDWRAP (82-11886) SUPERIOR FORCES 34       
                        CHIMPANZEE (82-12985) ANIMAL CRACKERS       
                        THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) DON'T ASK       
                      SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) SCHWETTY FOODS     
                     QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) DIRTY INFIRMARY    
                     BING S7 WANG (82-16000) SUPERIOR FORCES 6201   
                    TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT (82-16651) SLIGHTLY HEATED 
                       SMILING GOAT (82-20735) SHAVE MY POODLE      
                    CRITICAL UPDATES (82-24025) ANNOYING THINGS II 
                       LIGHTNING XLV (82-24103) DEATH STUDS IX      

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes