DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/11/2004    Duedate: 11/24/2004

COSMOWORLD ARENA

DM-36    TURN-469

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KILL'EM KREPP
ANARKYSTS (341)
(36-5892) [16-5-1,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KILL'EM KREPP                  TIMBER LION
ANARKYSTS (341)                WOLFCATS (556)
(36-5892) [16-5-1,119]         (36-6370) [8-0-0,112]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KERRY BEAR                     MARCIE
BLITZKRIEG (271)               BABES (416)
(36-3994) [18-11-1,100]        (36-6076) [10-10-1,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HELTER SKELTER (256)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)    39
2. THE CHADS (482)             36      THE CHADS (482)
3. REVELATION (543)            31      Unchartered Team
4. BLITZKRIEG (271)            29
5. EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)    28      WOLFCATS (556)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WOLFCATS (556)            22   4  0 84.6   1/ 1 HELTER SKELTER (256)     11  3 1
 2/ 2 THE CHADS (482)          100  60  6 62.5   2/ 6 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 11  4 1
 3/ 3 REVELATION (543)         118  78  8 60.2   3/ 4 THE CHADS (482)          10  3 2
 4- 4*TWISTED (548)              9   7  0 56.3   4/ 7 ANARKYSTS (341)          10  5 1
 5/ 5 ALMOST! (316)             67  56  5 54.5   5/ 5 BLITZKRIEG (271)          9  5 0
 6- 7 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     235 202 35 53.8   6/ 3*WOLFCATS (556)            8  2 0
 7/ 9 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 298 262 21 53.2   7/ 2*EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)  7  7 0
 8/ 6 KAMIKAZI (533)            54  48  4 52.9   8/10 ALMOST! (316)             7  8 1
 9- 8 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     66  59  5 52.8   9/ 9 PORN IN A BARN (551)      7  8 1
10-10 THE DREAMING (529)        43  39  4 52.4  10/23 PAST TENSE (28)           6  7 0
11/11 HELTER SKELTER (256)     523 490 32 51.6  11-11 THE FALLEN (524)          5  5 0
12/12 BABES (416)              224 210  9 51.6  12/18 KAMIKAZI (533)            5 10 0
13-13 STDS (534)                21  20  2 51.2  13/17 REVELATION (543)          5 10 0
14/14 BLITZKRIEG (271)         167 160 14 51.1  14-13 STDS (534)                4  0 0
15-15 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)  169 169  8 50.0  15-14 THE DREAMING (529)        4  1 1
16-16 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     64  65  8 49.6  16/26 BABES (416)               4  4 0
17/18*EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)  18  20  0 47.4  17- 8 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     4  5 0
18/24 PAST TENSE (28)           47  53  1 47.0  18/27*THE BEARS (565)           4  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 THE FALLEN (524)          59  67  4 46.8  19-12 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      3  2 0
20/22 ANARKYSTS (341)          344 395 37 46.5  20/15*HELL'S BELLES (562)       3  7 0
21/23 PORN IN A BARN (551)      26  33  2 44.1  21-24 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     2  1 0
22-26 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    26  36  8 41.9  22-20 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)   2  3 0
23-27 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    18  25  2 41.9  23-19 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      2  3 0
24-28 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      40  56  3 41.7  24-16 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    2  4 1
25/29 SCARRY TEAM (325)        138 202  4 40.6  25/28 SCARRY TEAM (325)         2  8 0
26/30*HELL'S BELLES (562)       14  21  1 40.0  26-29*TWISTED (548)             1  0 0
27/35*THE BEARS (565)            7  15  1 31.8  27/ 0*RAW SEWAGE (559)          1  4 0
28/ 0*RAW SEWAGE (559)           1   4  0 20.0  28/31*TEAM SKARABRAE (571)      1  9 0
29/36*TEAM SKARABRAE (571)       1   9  0 10.0  29-22 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    0  7 0
30- 0*JUGGERNAUTS (570)          0   1  0  0.0  30- 0*JUGGERNAUTS (570)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Take a look at PAST TENSE's act, as they have a 4-1-0 week and gain 
13 places in the team ranking.  It was a tough week for SUICIDAL DREAMS, to drop 9 
places in the rankings.  It looks like the guys(?) at LEGENDARY BASTARDS had a good 
week as they went 5-0-0 to put them in 2nd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for KERRY BEAR, who flew up 26 points in the rankings after 
mashing REAPER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  REAPER was bested by KERRY BEAR and drops 18 
points.  Unlike most arenas, HANGING managed to get his challenge off against the 
0-0-0 SLIPPERS MCGHEE.  Well, everybody's pal HANGING moved his record to 18-5-1 by 
defeating SLIPPERS MCGHEE in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition 
points.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the COSMOWORLD arena.  Here's 
a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad PORN IN A  BARN?  Big bad PORN IN A 
BARN.  Big bad PORN IN A BARN.  COSMOWORLD's afraid of the big bad PORN IN A BARN.  
Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause 
LEGENDARY BASTARDS beats feet every time PORN IN A BARN smiles at them.  Try farming, 
eh?  Well just about everybody wants a piece of BANANA GORILLA, who was this week's 
most challenged warrior.  Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying 
BENANDANTI will do.  It challenged 16 points down to trash GROPING CHICKENS.  
Definition of petty:  BENANDANTI subdued GROPING CHICKENS, a mismatch of 16 points.  
Well, it looks like UNBORN wasn't happy with last turn's rank, so she went for broke 
by challenging up 26 points.  No guts, no glory.  I heard UNBORN laughed all the way 
to the inn as hers new point total of 65 was posted in the arena.  I guess beating 
FRANKENSLOSH really pays!  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, MONKEY SHINE 
went after OBLIVIOUS, who was higher by 25 points.  Well, when the dust settled, 
MONKEY SHINE defeated OBLIVIOUS.  ELECTRONIC of THE CHADS had better have a good 
reason for challenging down 15 points in a challenge which it won.  I thought 
ELECTRONIC showed great skill and promise when it bested BRILHASTI.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  HANGING defied all odds and slew SLIPPERS MCGHEE in the 
Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as SLIPPERS MCGHEE's meat is 
notoriously tough.  Well, the dead guy ... A HORSE just took PORN IN A BARN off his 
Christmas card list.  The poor guy's bloodfeud just expired with zippo results.  
Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and 
see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in COSMOWORLD have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya 
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILL'EM KREPP 5892           16   5  1   119       ANARKYSTS (341)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMBER LION 6370              8   0  0   112       WOLFCATS (556)
 WHIRLING MIST 5026           19  11  0   107       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 MONKEY SHINE 5927            10   1  0   104       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 KERRY BEAR 3994              18  11  1   100       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-CY 6234                      10   7  0    98       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST 3675     15  13  2    97       ALMOST! (316)
 MARCIE 6076                  10  10  1    97       BABES (416)
 UNION JACK 6015              20   3  0    93       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-CLURACAN 6035                14   3  0    91       THE DREAMING (529)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNA 5966                   12   8  0    88       BABES (416)
-SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996         15  11  1    86       THE FALLEN (524)
-BADDA BANG 6013               9  14  0    85       THE FALLEN (524)
-BADDA BAMM 6075              13   9  0    81       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-SHAWNDA 6032                 10   7  1    81       THE DREAMING (529)
 CHEETAH'S GROWL 6367          6   0  0    79       WOLFCATS (556)
 OBLIVIOUS 6101               14   5  0    77       KAMIKAZI (533)
 REAPER 6150                  10   6  0    76       KAMIKAZI (533)
 MISCOUNT 6090                 7   4  0    75       THE CHADS (482)
-TROJAN MAN 5710              15  10  3    71       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 SLASHIN' SPECK 5854          12  19  2    71       ANARKYSTS (341)
-MISERY 6232                  10   6  0    68       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 HUNGOVER 3723                17   7  0    67       ALMOST! (316)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHADOW STARR 5999            13  13  1    65       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-THE LOVE BELOW 6187           7   3  2    65       THE DREAMING (529)
 UNBORN 6205                   4   3  0    65       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
-SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311         6   5  2    63       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-PIXIE DUST 6308               8   3  1    61       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-DEVASTATOR 6079              12  10  1    60       THE FALLEN (524)
 TIGERWOLF 6366                6   2  0    59       WOLFCATS (556)
 PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124         15   4  0    58       ANARKYSTS (341)
 DRIVER 6055                   8  13  2    58       KAMIKAZI (533)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BENANDANTI 6467               6   1  1    56       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 SLAYIN STAYNER 5891          12   9  1    55       ANARKYSTS (341)
-SPATHIC 6189                  5   3  0    52       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-SYPHILIS 6129                 6   3  0    51       STDS (534)
-DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307       4   7  0    51       THE FALLEN (524)
-BLACKJACK 6163                6   6  3    50       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 TITANIC 178                  11  11  0    48       PAST TENSE (28)
 HAY RIDE 6305                 9   3  0    48       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-OBSIDIA 4001                  7   4  1    47       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 RECOUNT 6333                  5   1  0    47       THE CHADS (482)
 FURIOUS INHALER 4047          7   3  0    46       ALMOST! (316)
 SUBZERO 6120                 11   7  2    44       KAMIKAZI (533)
-DRIPS 6066                    6   5  0    43       STDS (534)
-COSMIC TRIGGER 6215           4   0  0    43       TWISTED (548)
-ILSARIA 4004                  5   7  0    42       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
 FRANKENSLOSH 5901             9   4  0    40       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 BOOK-AKIE 6466                4   3  2    40       ALMOST! (316)
-CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091       4  10  0    40       THE DREAMING (529)
-KIZZY LYNNE 6375              5   2  0    39       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 ANNA BELLE 6443               4   3  0    38       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 LANCE ARMSTRONG 6422          4   5  0    37       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 THE BEAST 6296                7   3  0    36       REVELATION (543)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIRECAT 6368                  2   0  0    34       WOLFCATS (556)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-I.B. KLONIN 6408              3   4  1    33       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 HOUND OF SATAN 6610           2   1  0    33       REVELATION (543)
-GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291        5   2  0    31       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 GROPING CHICKENS 3972         5   8  1    30       ALMOST! (316)
-NEON'S MAMMA 6376             4   3  0    28       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589           1   3  0    28       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 MELISSA 6204                  3   5  0    27       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
-RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923            6   2  0    26       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 OLD DIRT MCGIRT 6601          3   1  1    26       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 HAPPY COW 6590                3   1  0    26       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 MAVERICK 6608                 2   1  0    26       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-GAMBIT 6161                   5   8  2    25       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491         5   1  1    25       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580          4   1  0    25       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 RING MY BELLE 6441            3   4  1    25       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 SUPER SIZE ME 6347            4   4  0    24       PAST TENSE (28)
-VEROCITY 6450                 3   3  0    24       CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)
 ELIZABETH RABBIT 6425         2   7  0    24       SCARRY TEAM (325)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEAVY MENTAL 6457             3   4  1    23       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 TRI-CORNER 6486               3   2  1    22       THE CHADS (482)
 ELECTRONIC 6562               3   2  1    22       THE CHADS (482)
 ARACHNIA 6613                 2   1  0    21       KAMIKAZI (533)
-HAIL MARY 6389                2   3  0    18       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
-T'HAEL 6581                   3   0  0    17       THE FALLEN (524)
-SILICON CARNE 6298            4   2  0    16       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
-PIMP BEEFAROONY 6579          3   0  0    16       THE DREAMING (529)
 JIGSAW KILLER 6627            2   0  1    16       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-CHERYL 6447                   1   3  1    16       BABES (416)
-HIV 6591                      1   0  0    16       STDS (534)
 SALLY 6426                    3   6  0    15       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 COBRA COMMANDER 6592          2   2  0    15       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 HARPO 6637                    1   0  0    15       THE BEARS (565)
-DISCHORDIA 6216               2   1  0    14       TWISTED (548)
 TINKER BELLE 6587             2   1  0    13       HELL'S BELLES (562)
-CLAP 6151                     2   1  0    13       STDS (534)
 NIKITA 6639                   1   0  0    12       BABES (416)
-RAVEN DARKHART 6465           2   4  1    11       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 SOUTHERN BELLE 6440           2   5  0    11       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           1   8  0    11       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 OVERSIZE CARRION 6620         1   0  0    11       PAST TENSE (28)
 EX POST FACTO 6621            1   0  0    11       PAST TENSE (28)
 APOCALYPSE 6633               1   0  0    10       REVELATION (543)
 JOLLY ROGER 6626              1   0  0     9       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-FNORD 6217                    2   1  0     8       TWISTED (548)
 GROUCHO 6636                  1   0  0     8       THE BEARS (565)
-TRICH 6604                    1   0  0     7       STDS (534)
 LAKE OF FIRE 6632             1   0  0     6       REVELATION (543)
 MUMMY DEAREST 6635            1   0  0     5       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 GEORGE W 6420                 1   0  0     5       RAW SEWAGE (559)
 NADYA 6586                    1   1  0     4       TEAM SKARABRAE (571)
 DA18 6625                     1   1  0     4       ANARKYSTS (341)
 SPED 6619                     1   1  0     4       PAST TENSE (28)
 DOGGIE STYLE 6615             1   1  0     4       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-FISHY 6570                    1   1  0     4       THE BEARS (565)
 BRILHASTI 6584                0   2  0     4       TEAM SKARABRAE (571)
-BEAUTIFUL SADNESS 6558        0   3  0     3       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 GOTTERDAMURUNG 6585           0   2  0     2       TEAM SKARABRAE (571)
 ARBO 6583                     0   2  0     2       TEAM SKARABRAE (571)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALLENA BELLE 6618            0   1  0     1       HELL'S BELLES (562)
 ZEPPO 6638                    0   1  0     1       THE BEARS (565)
 HOMOCIDAL 6640                0   1  0     1       THE BEARS (565)
-ANGIE 6507                    0   1  0     1       BABES (416)
 USED CATHETER 6416            0   1  0     1       RAW SEWAGE (559)
-SHALKAAN 6606                 0   1  0     1       CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
-LUMINARIE 6354                0   1  0     1       TWISTED (548)
 DON'T ASK 6418                0   1  0     1       RAW SEWAGE (559)
 DEAD GOLDFISH 6419            0   1  0     1       RAW SEWAGE (559)
 TSLOTHA GARNATH 6634          0   1  0     1       TEAM SKARABRAE (571)
 YESTERDAY'S TACO 6417         0   1  0     1       RAW SEWAGE (559)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
KRUNK MONKEY 5939      3  4 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336    PIXIE DUST 6308       466         
MUSHY 6566             1  2 0 THE BEARS 565         ELECTRONIC 6562       468         
SUICIDE SLUSH 6388     3  2 1 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311 465 REVENGED
DESTRO 6593            0  1 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        RAVEN DARKHART 6465   466         
BLACKWIDOW 6609        0  1 0 BLITZKRIEG 271        BOOK-AKIE 6466        467 REVENGED
SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24     0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          HANGING 5507          469 NONE    
SILKROT 6511           1  3 0 EXQUISITE CORPS I 546 PUSHY 6564            467 NONE    
INDESTRUCTIBLE I 1350  5  5 0 PAST TENSE 28         THE LOVE BELOW 6187   467         
COCKROACH 6614         1  1 1 PORN IN A BARN 551    SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    469 NONE    
... A HORSE 6304       6  2 1 PORN IN A BARN 551    DEVASTATOR 6079       465 NOT REVE
ONE TRICK PONY 6468    1  2 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    CORPSE COUNT 4923     465 REVENGED
PEEPING TOMCAT 6554    1  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551    I.B. KLONIN 6408      466 REVENGED
THE LAMB 6293          4  7 1 REVELATION 543        RILLION 21            469 NONE    
BLOOD MOON 6175       13  8 0 REVELATION 543        KILL'EM KREPP 5892    468         
FRANNIE FOX 6424       3  3 0 SCARRY TEAM 325       THE LAMB 6293         466         
LOWLY WORM 6427        1  6 0 SCARRY TEAM 325       HEAVY MENTAL 6457     467         
GENITAL WARTS 6192     2  2 1 STDS 534              PSYCHO 6017           466         
HAWKSLAYER 6582        0  1 0 TEAM SKARABRAE 571    JIGSAW KILLER 6627    468         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bookie/Talon/Neon Necro Bookie/Doc Le Necro Bookie -- (Or whoever you are today)  
Congrats on your first (and only) grad.  Hope your faves suck. -- Polarius, DOOMcorps

Whirling Mist -- Had me going there for a few! -- TimberLion

Jeep -- You'll die within 3... -- Ultraist, DOOMcorps

Cosmo -- Wow...you are either one great manager or one lucky one!  Anyway, thanks for 
making the contest a little more wide open! -- Polarius

Youngblood -- I hope they run you this time and congrats on the TV. -- Polarius

Jhans, AKA CosmoWorld -- The worms cheered the day I was killed on these sands...  
The ones in the ground for the feast they would recieve, the ones on the sands 
because they would not have to face my wrath...  But even death cannot save you from 
the inevitable pain I shall inflict upon you....  On this day I have arisen, and 
bring forth the banner of my masters...  And in their name shall I slay the hapless 
warriors of this city.  Today you bear wittness to the Resurrection! -- Werd, soldier 
of DOOMcorps

Cosmo -- Cosmoworld, eh?!?!?  The re-naming of the arena really takes on a new light 
after the defeat of Hayride.  Very nice work on letting the peasants know who the 
landlord of the arena is. -- Jekyll; Warlord of DOOMcorps

The Clown Posse (otherwise known as the remains of the klk) --  I got a question for 
you slack jawed puppets.  Now that your puppet master is abandoning the stage, are 
the rest of you puppets gonna continue to play in Cosmoworld?  What about you 
Pinnochio (otherwise known as P-diddy)?  Ghepetto (aka Bookie) isn't' around to pull 
your strings anymore, you can now become a "boy."  Azrael, you gonna continue to 
spout your senseless drivel or wipe the drool off your chin and step up and take it 
like a man?  And to the rest of the klk (I still don't know who is who and in reality 
can't tell the difference when all the puppets are from the same factory)... this 
applies to you as well.  What kind of character and pride does the klk have, when 
after all; those with independent thought have left your alliance several moons ago.  
Will the rest of you show some true grit and continue the fight, or will you prove 
what we have all known from the start?  That your alliance is simply an alliance of 
one.  Cut off the head and the monster will fall.  The funny thing is it appears your 
alliance is already destroyed before we even had to lift a finger.  Fear and paranoia 
work wonders.  I challenge you to prove me wrong. -- Jekyll; Warlord of DOOMcorps

Citizens of Cosmoworld -- Thank you all very much for your praise and accolades.  
1000 fights, a milestone indeed.  Here's to another 1000. *raises ale* -- Cosmo, 
Warlord of DOOMcorps, Mgr Helter Skelter

Hayride -- That was unexpected.  With your offering of these 8 flags you have found 
favor with the gods of DOOM. -- I.B. Klonin

Talon, Huggy Bear, and Suicidal Dreams -- Congratulations on finally having a warrior 
that can "compete" on the Isle!  We hope to see your bloody remains lying on the 
sands of Freeblades!  Creepshow says that he is anxiously awaiting your arrival so 
that he and Milkster can join da Beast in beating you like a bearskin rug.  May this 
be the first of few for your guild! -- !ll.kid.k, Warlord of DOOMcorps

Hanging -- Congrats!  I guess you won't be "hanging" around much longer, eh?  Good 
luck on the Isle. -- Legendary Bastards

Helter Skelter -- Domination becomes you!  Nice showing these past three turns! -- 
Legendary Bastards

Timber Lion -- No fair!  I'm scared of ferocious beast such as you!  You just make me 
run scared until I pass out!  *sniff* -- Whirling Mist

Pigfeet Picktan -- I wasn't sure what to do when I saw an alliance mate across the 
sands!  I guess you get a yellow bracelet on principle. -- Lance Armstrong

Rabbit -- I retract my previous statement. -- Sasquatch Cowboy

Melissa -- I thought you liked them nasty boys?  What's up with the rough treatment?  
Don't let the stench rile you up like that.  Many folk round these parts don't mind 
such an obnoxious odor.  Some think it smells fresh as morning dew but then again 
those are the same folk that never leave the safety of their chambers of solitude. -- 
Old Dirt McGirt, Bringing the Funk like a wet dog.

Hawkslayer -- They don't call me the Jigsaw Killa for nothing, partner!  I be 
chopping fools up like confetti!  Word. -- Jigga

22 October 2004
                         Youngblood's Three and Out Contest

I would like to take this time to announce and invite all managers to compete in what
I think will be an awesome contest.  If you haven't ever TC'd at a tourney before,
here is your chance.  The contest will start Wednesday, December 1, 2004, but a
chance will be given November 17 to dark arena, only, any warrior that you do not see
fit to run in the contest.  So now that I have your attention, here are the rules
(like you didn't know they were coming sooner or later).

 1.  Any manager participating can enter one team, only.
 2.  No sandbagging whatsoever.  (I will keep up with it, every turn.)
 3.  No teams or warriors will be allowed to run after contest starts.
 4.  All warriors will run until they lose three times, after three losses they are
     eliminated.
 5.  If a warrior sits out a turn, they are accounted with a loss in the contest.
     This is to keep warriors with winning records from sitting out until the end of
     the contest.
 6.  If a warrior is killed during the contest, the replacement cannot enter the
     contest.
 7.  If a warrior is killed, bloodfeuding is allowed, but only by a warrior that is
     active in the contest.
 8.  If a warrior is run after being eliminated, the manager is disqualified from the
     contest, no questions asked.
 9.  Challenges are legal, up or down.
10.  Contest will keep going until 1 warrior is left without three losses, and that
     warrior, of course, is accounted the winner.
11.  All managers participating will be asked to purchase a rollup certificate, to be
     awarded to the winners of the contest.

                                    <<<PRIZES>>>

     As I have already said, and according to participation, rollups will be awarded
to the first and second place managers.  So the majority and minority of the rollups
will be determined when all are accumulated.
     Contest Champion--2 Faves prizes, and majority of rollup certificates
     Contest Runner-up--1 Faves prize, and minority of rollup certificates
     So once again I invite all managers old and new to participate in what should be
a fierce and challenging contest.  <<<REMEMBER, FIRST OFFICIAL TURN OF THE 
CONTEST IS
DECEMBER THE FIRST, AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE TURN BEFORE (NOVEMBER 17TH) YOU MAY
DARK ARENA CHALLENGE ONLY!!!  ANY WARRIOR WITH ANY FE (FIGHT EXPERIENCE) WHEN THE
CONTEST STARTS WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST.

                          YOUNGBLOOD of WENSINWASIN

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HANGING butchered SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
COCKROACH was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
THE LAMB was savagely slain by RILLION in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
HOUND OF SATAN was devastated by KILL'EM KREPP in a 1 minute Bloodfeud Title contest.
GOTTERDAMURUNG was defeated by JIGSAW KILLER in a 2 minute amateur's Bloodfeud match.
COBRA COMMANDER was overpowered by BOOK-AKIE in a 1 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
MONKEY SHINE devastated OBLIVIOUS in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
DONNA was unbelievably bested by TIMBER LION in a 4 minute expert's Challenge duel.
TIGERWOLF was viciously subdued by MISCOUNT in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
DRIVER was handily defeated by CHEETAH'S GROWL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BENANDANTI demolished GROPING CHICKENS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
UNBORN handily defeated FRANKENSLOSH in a 6 minute brutal one-sided Challenge contest.
SUBZERO was devastated by SLASHIN' SPECK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ANNA BELLE was overcome by HAY RIDE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LANCE ARMSTRONG viciously subdued ELIZABETH RABBIT in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
THE BEAST won victory over ONE TRICK PONY in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fray.
ELECTRONIC devastated BRILHASTI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SASQUATCH COWBOY overpowered BANANA GORILLA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
OLD DIRT MCGIRT overpowered SALLY in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
REAPER was handily defeated by KERRY BEAR in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
UNION JACK viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 7 minute gory match.
WHIRLING MIST overcame PSYCHO PROCTOLOGIST in a 2 minute expert's duel.
HUNGOVER was viciously subdued by MARCIE in a popular 3 minute gory veteran's bout.
TITANIC vanquished HEAVY MENTAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLAYIN STAYNER vanquished ORCHIDEUS REINE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
PIGFEED PICKTAN vanquished MAVERICK in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FURIOUS INHALER overcame MELISSA in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
RECOUNT savagely defeated HAPPY COW in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
RING MY BELLE overpowered DA18 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOUTHERN BELLE was vanquished by SUPER SIZE ME in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TRI-CORNER overpowered SPED in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ARBO was overpowered by ARACHNIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DOGGIE STYLE was overcome by JOLLY ROGER in a 5 minute amateur's match.
NADYA lost to NIKITA in a 1 minute brutal amateur's fight.
TINKER BELLE demolished DEAD GOLDFISH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EX POST FACTO handily defeated USED CATHETER in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
OVERSIZE CARRION demolished YESTERDAY'S TACO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CALLENA BELLE was unbelievably bested by LAKE OF FIRE in a 3 minute novice's bout.
GEORGE W overcame ZEPPO in a action packed 3 minute amateur's match.
DON'T ASK was savagely defeated by GROUCHO in a action packed 2 minute novice's fight.
APOCALYPSE devastated TSLOTHA GARNATH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MUMMY DEAREST unbelievably bested HOMOCIDAL in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
HARPO handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         TOTAL PARRY       96 -  64 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         AIMED BLOW        57 -  50 -  5      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         BASHING ATTACK    65 -  62 -  8      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         LUNGING ATTACK   145 - 181 - 16      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     35 -  45 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   57 -  77 -  6      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  21 -  0      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  74 -  5      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  17 -  1      26  |

Turn 469 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  8                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KILL'EM KREPP 5892         16   5  1  119 ANARKYSTS (341)
TOTAL PARRY      TIMBER LION 6370            8   0  0  112 WOLFCATS (556)
AIMED BLOW       MONKEY SHINE 5927          10   1  0  104 HELTER SKELTER (256)
STRIKING ATTACK  KERRY BEAR 3994            18  11  1  100 BLITZKRIEG (271)
WALL OF STEEL    REAPER 6150                10   6  0   76 KAMIKAZI (533)
BASHING ATTACK   MISCOUNT 6090               7   4  0   75 THE CHADS (482)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KERRY BEAR 3994.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MARCIE 6076.  The ten other most popular fighters were MISCOUNT 6090, ONE TRICK 
PONY 6589, CALLENA BELLE 6618, ZEPPO 6638, JIGSAW KILLER 6627, DONNA 5966, GROUCHO 
6636, HOMOCIDAL 6640, MONKEY SHINE 5927, and KERRY BEAR 3994.

The least popular fighter this week was FRANKENSLOSH 5901.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DOGGIE STYLE 6615, TSLOTHA GARNATH 6634, YESTERDAY'S TACO 6417, 
DEAD GOLDFISH 6419, NADYA 6586, SPED 6619, SOUTHERN BELLE 6440, DA18 6625, HAPPY COW 
6590, and MELISSA 6204.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HANGING (36-5507) THE CHADS (482)
HUGGY BEAR (36-6002) SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)