DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/23/2004    Duedate: 01/05/2005

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-472

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIMBER LION
WOLFCATS (556)
(36-6370) [11-0-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TIMBER LION                    GROUCHO
WOLFCATS (556)                 THE BEARS (565)
(36-6370) [11-0-0,129]         (36-6636) [4-0-1,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KERRY BEAR                     KERRY BEAR
BLITZKRIEG (271)               BLITZKRIEG (271)
(36-3994) [19-13-1,101]        (36-3994) [19-13-1,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WOLFCATS (556)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BEARS (565)             74
2. BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)      38      WOLFCATS (556)
3. WOLFCATS (556)              36      Unchartered Team
4. COLONY (575)                36
5. SKATE DRAGONS (500)         33      COLONY (575)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WOLFCATS (556)            31   9  0 77.5   1/ 3 WOLFCATS (556)            9  5 0
 2/ 2 THE CHADS (482)          109  66  6 62.3   2/ 8*THE BEARS (565)           9  6 2
 3/ 0*COLONY (575)               3   2  0 60.0   3/ 1 THE CHADS (482)           9  6 0
 4/ 3 REVELATION (543)         124  83  8 59.9   4/11 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     9  6 0
 5/ 4 SKATE DRAGONS (500)       41  28  4 59.4   5/12 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    9  6 0
 6/ 8 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     75  65  5 53.6   6/ 6 PORN IN A BARN (551)      9  6 0
 7- 7 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     239 208 35 53.5   7/ 4 BLITZKRIEG (271)          8  7 0
 8/ 6 KAMIKAZI (533)            62  55  4 53.0   8/10 THE FALLEN (524)          8  7 0
 9/ 9 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 303 271 21 52.8   9/ 5 KAMIKAZI (533)            8  7 0
10/11 BABES (416)              230 215  9 51.7  10/16 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    7  8 0
11/12 HELTER SKELTER (256)     528 498 32 51.5  11/21 SKATE DRAGONS (500)       6  3 0
12/13 BLITZKRIEG (271)         175 167 14 51.2  12/ 7 REVELATION (543)          6  5 0
13/10 THE DREAMING (529)        49  47  4 51.0  13/13 BABES (416)               6  5 0
14-16 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)  22  24  0 47.8  14/18*RAW SEWAGE (559)          6  6 0
15/14 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     65  71  8 47.8  15/19 THE DREAMING (529)        6  8 0
16/17 THE FALLEN (524)          67  74  4 47.5  16/15 HELTER SKELTER (256)      5  8 0
17/15 PORN IN A BARN (551)      35  39  2 47.3  17/ 2 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)  5  9 0
18/18 ANARKYSTS (341)          349 405 37 46.3  18/ 9 ANARKYSTS (341)           5 10 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    35  42  8 45.5  19-14 EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)  4  4 0
20-19 PAST TENSE (28)           48  58  1 45.3  20/22 SCARRY TEAM (325)         4  5 0
21-21 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  78 101 13 43.6  21-20 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      4  6 0
22/27*THE BEARS (565)           16  21  3 43.2  22/ 0*COLONY (575)              3  2 0
23/22 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)    25  33  2 43.1  23/28*ILL INVADERS (7)          3  5 0
24/ 0*CHOP'S PRIDE (573)         3   4  0 42.9  24-23*GIRLS X3 (572)            3  7 1
25/25*ILL INVADERS (7)          12  17  0 41.4  25/ 0*CHOP'S PRIDE (573)        2  3 0
26/26*RAW SEWAGE (559)           7  10  0 41.2  26-26*JUGGERNAUTS (570)         1  1 0
27/23 SCARRY TEAM (325)        142 207  4 40.7  27-17 PAST TENSE (28)           1  5 0
28-28*JUGGERNAUTS (570)          1   2  0 33.3  28/27 BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)     1  6 0
29-29*GIRLS X3 (572)             3   7  1 30.0  29/31*SPACE WOLVES (523)        0  4 0
30/31*SPACE WOLVES (523)         0  13  0  0.0  30-30 LITTLE GIRLS LIKE. (515)  0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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     Moving so as to not awaken Amber and Ginger, Iver rose slowly from the bed, the
light from the candles casting several distorted shadows upon the walls.  He padded
quietly over the bear skin rug on the way to the adjoining bathroom.  Stumbling on
something that poked his foot painfully, he muttered "Damn spiked corset!" under his
breath.  He sidestepped the rest of the Amber's discarded outfit, only to gouge his
other foot on one of Ginger's stiletto's.  "This place is turning into an obstacle
course Desade would be proud of." he thought, grimacing slightly.  He made the rest
of the trip without suffering any further bodily harm and closed the door behind him.
Taking a seat he pondered the day's events....
     Sitting at their table in the tavern, the din of the usual suspects drowning out
most, if not all, attempts at conversation, he recognized one of the Puppet's enter
the smoky room.  "What was his name?..." he thought, "something that sounded
important, which was in quite contradiction to reality as far as this individual was
concerned...what was it?...ah yes, Azrael."
     Summoning the serving wench, he sent her off to take Azrael an ale.  The man
made his way toward their table when the wench pointed their way upon delivering the
ale.  "My thanks, Nunzio." he said in something slightly less than a yell above the
racket.
     "Actually, I am no longer using that moniker" Iver retorted a little louder,
"Once again, and forevermore, I am Iver."  The noise dropped a little as several of
the patrons, including a few stable managers, quieted to hear the exchange.  "I would
ask you to sit, but as there are no more chairs to be had, I will be quick in
explanation."
     "I am concerned that your feel that I have been misled or somehow duped into
joining up with DOOMcorps."  Iver paused to take a sip of the Amber Ale he and his
ladies were drinking.  "I know not what the master that pulls your strings has told
you about myself and the history of DOOMcorps..."
     Azrael broke in, sputtering loudly with a crimson trace rising to his cheeks,
"Now see here, I am no one's puppe--"
     His declaration ended with a yelp of pain, as Ginger spiked the top of his foot
with her stiletto heeled leather boot.  "Keep a civil tongue while you talk to My
Lord, or it might come up missing sometime in the middle of the night." Ginger
growled.  Azrael groaned in agony when she gave the heel another twist.
     "As I was saying", Iver started again "I am no one's dupe and my Alliance with
DOOMcorps is a return to where I belong...home."  The room had become quite still
now, as everyone could not help but notice Azrael's unmistakable agony and Ginger's
sweet smile as she twisted the stiletto heel.  "Your mistaken assumption that I
should beware my 'new' allies, is laughable, for they are vastly more honorable than
the rabble that you bunk with in your puppet crates."  Iver drained the last of his
ale and stood, "If anything, you should 'ware your master, for he has alienated
himself from all of his allies from past history with his own paranoid machinations."
     Amber brushed Azrael's pain whitened sweaty face with a leather clad hand as she
rose as well.  "Simply pathetic," she smirked, "what a substandard tolerance for pain
you have."  She walked past him toward the door, dropping several gold coins on the
bar.
     Iver brought his face closer to Azrael's and said, "Run and tell your master
that he and his puppets have nothing to offer me...except your blood on the sands."
     Ginger, using only the heel planted firmly in Azrael's foot, vaulted to her
feet, causing him to collapse with a gasp of pain.  The noise from the gathered
patrons rose again as Iver and his Girls left the tavern, everyone pointedly ignoring
the heap on the floor....
     Iver glanced around for the paper....  "Damn! living with two women!  There's
never anything to wipe with around when you need it."  He then noticed his clothes
crumpled by the wash basin.  There was just a hint of red cloth in the pile.  He
reached out and drew the silky cloth to him.  The material unfolded in his hands as
he pulled it out, it was the silly black and red banner of the Puppet Brigade's so-
called alliance.  Amber had lifted from Azrael's pocket as he was pinned to the floor
by Ginger's heel.  "My Girls," Iver thought warmly, "unknowingly providing for me in
my time of need..." as he folded the banner up into a more serviceable cloth....

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hiyas, CosmoWorld!  'Tis I, Misti, your undisputed Duelmistress!  The only thing more
overwhelming than my gorgeous figure and unrelenting ferocity is the awful smell in
here.  I heard the city had to bring in a brand new throne just because the old one
was so disgustingly filthy and it was covered in sawdust, oddly enough.  Cluracan
didn't put up much of a fight and was utterly boring.  I mean maybe he should learn
to be a little more exciting if he's going to challenge a girl for a date.  At first
I was curious as to why he hid behind all that armor but then at the end of the fight
the medics removed his helm and I realized just how UGLY he really is!  He is like
totally hideous!  Then I looked down and saw his manager, who I thought I would break
just by staring at him too hard, and suddenly Cluracan looked like princess charming.
How does CosmoWorld spawn all these horribly unattractive men and why are they always
chasing after me?  Oh, well, whatever.  I guess my time here is very limited so I
should wrap it up and give the Ill One time to speak but before I go I'd like to
dedicate this throne to Ultraist.  Congrats, Big Sexy!
--
Whirling Mist
Soldier of DOOMcorps
Duelmistress of CosmoWorld
kLk, kLk, DOOM

CosmoWorld, once again I bring you that uniquely original style that you like to call
Domination; Domination produced by DOOMcorps and distributed by those Legendary
Bastards!  I would just like to congratulate my fellow Warlord, Ultraist, on his
stunning performance and always expected success in the contest.  Funny how Bookie
guaranteed everyone that he and his puppets would not allow you to even finish in the
top three, Ultraist.  I guess this proves that you should never trust the man behind
the curtain.  My question is whether he actually believed himself when he made the
statement or if he was just trying to appear bold in front of his dolls?  Either way
it just further solidifies the fact that they are nothing but foolish liars who love
to pollute the air with their foul mouths and ignorant tongues.  Blade high,
Ultraist!
--
!ll.kid.k
Warlord of DOOMcorps
Guildmaster of Legendary Bastards
Alastari's Most Wanted Criminals

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt JHANS will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the difference, 
as THE CHADS is pushed out of top team by WOLFCATS, who came from 3rd with a 3-2-0 
this turn.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for LEGENDARY BASTARDS this turn, a 1-3-0 
causing a 15 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  The THE 
BEARS guild has had a 4-1-1 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never 
know where this kind of thing can lead.  On their very first turn, COLONY had a 
3-2-0, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to JHANS.  And 
let's see, BADDA BAMM fought CLURACAN and gained 23 points and contributed to 
SUICIDAL DREAMS' 3-2-0.  BADDA BANG has lost to PIGFEED PICKTAN, falling 19 points, 
while helping make THE FALLEN a 2-3-0 turn.  Due to hers absence and inability to 
defend the throne, WHIRLING MIST has lost the title of Duelmaster.  And all eyes were 
on TIMBER LION this turn as she ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  JHANS has a 
new victor!  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their 
losing fighters do dishes at Lucas Lounge until they win.  Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  I also notice that the BLITZKRIEG 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on JHANS, what are you afraid of?  
And guess who avoided BLITZKRIEG stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was SUICIDAL 
DREAMS.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was WOLFCATS' 
warrior CHEETAH'S GROWL.  More fighters challenged her than challenged the 
Duelmaster!  I don't know about you, but MARCIE challenging down 21 points to 
WOLFCATS' CHEETAH'S GROWL, is not really worthy of BABES.  We're not surprised to 
hear that MARCIE bested CHEETAH'S GROWL, but I bet it would be interesting to hear 
why BABES made such a challenge.  Well now, what do you expect when someone like 
SUBZERO from KAMIKAZI challenges down 16 points to fight FRANKENSLOSH of HELTER 
SKELTER?  Well, will you look at this, SUBZERO was defeated by FRANKENSLOSH, and 
KAMIKAZI will have to explain why they made such a challenge in the first place.  
Tsk, tsk, tsk.  HEAVY MENTAL, does your manager know you're challenging down 28 
points to fight POUNCE from WOLFCATS?  Well, it only serves justice to see that HEAVY 
MENTAL was overcame by POUNCE.  Heh, heh.  I don't know about you, but HOUND OF SATAN 
challenging down 22 points to BOOKIE'S BROTHEL's SQUEAKY FROMME, is not really worthy 
of REVELATION.  It pains me to see warriors take advantage of the system like this.  
HOUND OF SATAN defeated SQUEAKY FROMME, as if it surprises anyone.  In a brave 
attempt, MISCOUNT from THE CHADS challenged up 22 points to fight DEVASTATOR from the 
THE FALLEN stable.  MISCOUNT perhaps got its just desserts, seeing as it bested 
DEVASTATOR and ended up with 87 recognition points.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  ZEPPO must have surprised THE BEARS 
this turn, after they sent him to the Dark Arena, but the Dark Arena couldn't hold 
him!  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide 
when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, JHANS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in JHANS, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in JHANS again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMBER LION 6370             11   0  0   129       WOLFCATS (556)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHIRLING MIST 5026           21  11  0   135       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 MARCIE 6076                  13  10  1   124       BABES (416)
 50/50 5603                   14   4  0   111       SKATE DRAGONS (500)
 REAPER 6150                  12   7  0   108       KAMIKAZI (533)
 SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996         18  11  1   105       THE FALLEN (524)
 BADDA BAMM 6075              14  11  0   104       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 KERRY BEAR 3994              19  13  1   101       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 KILL'EM KREPP 5892           17   7  1    93       ANARKYSTS (341)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DONNA 5966                   13   8  0    93       BABES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNION JACK 6015              21   5  0    88       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124         17   5  0    88       ANARKYSTS (341)
 MISCOUNT 6090                 9   5  0    87       THE CHADS (482)
 OBLIVIOUS 6101               16   6  0    86       KAMIKAZI (533)
 CLURACAN 6035                15   5  0    85       THE DREAMING (529)
 BOARDSLIDE 5608              12   7  4    85       SKATE DRAGONS (500)
 CHEETAH'S GROWL 6367          7   2  0    85       WOLFCATS (556)
 SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311         8   6  2    84       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 SHAWNDA 6032                 11   9  1    80       THE DREAMING (529)
 DIRECAT 6368                  5   0  0    78       WOLFCATS (556)
-UNBORN 6205                   5   4  0    76       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 DEVASTATOR 6079              14  11  1    75       THE FALLEN (524)
 RECOUNT 6333                  8   1  0    72       THE CHADS (482)
 BADDA BANG 6013              10  16  0    71       THE FALLEN (524)
-TROJAN MAN 5710              15  11  3    69       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 HAY RIDE 6305                12   3  0    68       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)
-MONKEY SHINE 5927            10   3  0    67       HELTER SKELTER (256)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LOVE BELOW 6187           8   4  2    66       THE DREAMING (529)
 SLASHIN' SPECK 5854          13  21  2    65       ANARKYSTS (341)
 FRANKENSLOSH 5901            11   5  0    58       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 PIXIE DUST 6308              10   4  1    58       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHADOW STARR 5999            13  16  1    56       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 BENANDANTI 6467               8   2  1    55       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 TIGERWOLF 6366                7   4  0    55       WOLFCATS (556)
 SLAYIN STAYNER 5891          13  11  1    54       ANARKYSTS (341)
 RAVEN DARKHART 6465           4   5  1    53       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 SUBZERO 6120                 13   8  2    51       KAMIKAZI (533)
 KIZZY LYNNE 6375              7   3  0    50       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
-ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580          5   2  0    49       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 THE BEAST 6296                9   4  0    48       REVELATION (543)
 GAMBIT 6161                   6  10  2    48       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-SUPER SIZE ME 6347            5   5  0    48       PAST TENSE (28)
-RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923            7   3  0    47       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 BLACKJACK 6163                8   7  3    46       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-TITANIC 178                  11  12  0    45       PAST TENSE (28)
 NEON'S MAMMA 6376             5   5  0    45       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 DRIVER 6055                   9  15  2    44       KAMIKAZI (533)
 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491         7   2  1    43       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307       5   9  0    40       THE FALLEN (524)
 ELECTRONIC 6562               5   3  1    39       THE CHADS (482)
-ANOTHER BLANKEE 6117          7   8  0    38       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 CHIEF BLING-BLING$ 6091       5  12  0    37       THE DREAMING (529)
-BROWN KITTY TOO 6118          7   8  1    36       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
-SPATHIC 6189                  5   5  0    36       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 MAVERICK 6608                 4   2  0    36       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 GROUCHO 6636                  4   0  1    35       THE BEARS (565)
 ELIZABETH RABBIT 6425         4   8  0    35       SCARRY TEAM (325)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZEPPO 6638                    1   3  1    33       THE BEARS (565)
 JOLLY ROGER 6626              4   0  0    31       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 HOUND OF SATAN 6610           3   3  0    31       REVELATION (543)
 DEAD GOLDFISH 6419            2   2  0    31       RAW SEWAGE (559)
-GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291        5   4  0    30       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-SILICON CARNE 6298            5   2  0    30       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARPO 6637                    3   1  0    29       THE BEARS (565)
 SALLY 6426                    5   7  0    28       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 HAPPY COW 6590                5   2  0    28       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-I.B. KLONIN 6408              3   6  1    28       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 POUNCE 6624                   1   1  0    25       WOLFCATS (556)
 APOCALYPSE 6633               3   1  0    24       REVELATION (543)
 HOMOCIDAL 6640                2   2  0    24       THE BEARS (565)
 COSMOWORLD CARNIE 6623        2   1  0    24       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JIGSAW KILLER 6627            3   2  1    21       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 KILL-KID FIZZLE 6646          3   0  0    21       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 GEORGE W 6420                 4   0  0    20       RAW SEWAGE (559)
-SCRATCH FURY 6647             2   0  0    20       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 TRI-CORNER 6486               4   4  1    19       THE CHADS (482)
 HEAVY MENTAL 6457             4   6  1    19       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589           2   5  0    19       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-'WERD 3870                    2   2  0    19       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 PIMP BEEFAROONY 6579          5   1  0    18       THE DREAMING (529)
 KALISTA J'NAE 6631            3   0  0    18       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 T'HAEL 6581                   4   2  0    17       THE FALLEN (524)
 ARACHNIA 6613                 3   3  0    17       KAMIKAZI (533)
-NEW RED BLANKET 6338          4   3  1    16       LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (515)
 COBRA COMMANDER 6592          3   4  0    16       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 DOGGIE STYLE 6615             3   2  0    16       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 MAJOR MISTAKE 54              4   2  0    15       ILL INVADERS (7)
-MELISSA 6204                  3   6  0    15       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
 MAJOR DILEMMA 319             2   1  0    15       ILL INVADERS (7)
 OLD DIRT MCGIRT 6601          3   4  1    14       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 THE SAVAGE GRIND 6671         2   0  0    14       SKATE DRAGONS (500)
-HAIL MARY 6389                2   4  0    14       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           1  11  0    14       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 NIKITA 6639                   3   1  0    13       BABES (416)
 AUGUST 6659                   2   0  0    13       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
 EPSILON 6676                  1   0  0    13       COLONY (575)
 ALPHA 6675                    1   0  0    13       COLONY (575)
-DANETTE ROGERS 6653           1   1  0    12       GIRLS X3 (572)
-EX POST FACTO 6621            1   1  0    12       PAST TENSE (28)
 BEAUTIFUL SADNESS 6558        2   4  0    11       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 GENERAL ANARCHY 53            2   4  0    10       ILL INVADERS (7)
-OVERSIZE CARRION 6620         1   1  0    10       PAST TENSE (28)
-BLIGHT 6578                   1   0  0     9       JUGGERNAUTS (570)
 BETA 6677                     1   0  0     8       COLONY (575)
-LAKE OF FIRE 6632             2   1  0     7       REVELATION (543)
-MUMMY DEAREST 6635            2   1  0     7       EXQUISITE CORPS II (546)
-CORP. PUNISHMENT 57           1   3  0     7       ILL INVADERS (7)
 DA18 6625                     1   4  0     7       ANARKYSTS (341)
 DON'T ASK 6418                1   3  0     6       RAW SEWAGE (559)
 BLUE MOO 6644                 1   2  0     6       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-NICOLE KIDMAN 6650            1   1  1     5       GIRLS X3 (572)
 DIEBOLD 6645                  1   2  0     5       THE CHADS (482)
-SPED 6619                     1   2  0     5       PAST TENSE (28)
 SLAM-BANG 6658                1   0  0     5       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
 TRA'SHELLE XANIA 6630         1   2  0     5       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 SQUEAKY FROMME 6622           1   2  0     5       BOOKIE'S BROTHEL (554)
 WHIPLASH 6664                 1   1  0     4       BLIND HYPOCRISY (504)
 YESTERDAY'S TACO 6417         0   4  0     4       RAW SEWAGE (559)
 SAVOIR FAIRE 6656             0   1  0     4       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-GRACIE NICOLE 6652            0   2  0     2       GIRLS X3 (572)
 PUNDIT 6655                   0   2  0     2       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
 OMEGA 6678                    0   1  0     1       COLONY (575)
-USED CATHETER 6416            0   1  0     1       RAW SEWAGE (559)
 DELTA 6674                    0   1  0     1       COLONY (575)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FROSTY FROTHINGSLUSH 6684     0   1  0     1       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-SLACK JAW 6577                0   1  0     1       JUGGERNAUTS (570)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ANGIE 6507             0  4 0 BABES 416             EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    472 NONE    
FISHY 6570             2  3 0 THE BEARS 565         RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   472 NONE    
MUSHY 6566             1  2 0 THE BEARS 565         ELECTRONIC 6562       468 NOT REVE
PUPPET NINIA P 6685    0  1 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   HIGH ELF 19           472 NONE    
TURTLE SOUP 6686       0  1 0 BLIND HYPOCRISY 504   HIGH ELF 19           472 NONE    
LONGFELLOW 6657        0  1 0 CHOP'S PRIDE 573      EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    472 NONE    
SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24     0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          ZEPPO 6638            472 NONE    
GRACE ROGERS 6651      0  1 0 GIRLS X3 572          GROUCHO 6636          470         
BLOOD MOON 6175       13  8 0 REVELATION 543        KILL'EM KREPP 5892    468 NOT REVE
KORINO 6687            0  1 0 SPACE WOLVES 523      SPYMASTER 22          472 NONE    
ATREDIES 6688          0  1 0 SPACE WOLVES 523      SPYMASTER 22          472 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Azrael -- Talk about classic literature, in Hamlet it says "there is something rotten
in Denmark."  I think that same thing was in Memphis. -- Polarius

One Trick Pony -- Soooorrrrryyyyy Joes!!!!!!!! -- Cobra Commander

Azrael -- LOL!!  You talk smack to Ultraist in the personals but avoid him in the
arena!  Nice. -- Polarius

Ultraist -- There is no question that Bookie has more TV's than me.  And yes, he has
played 3 times longer.  BUT...at least I do have more than 1 ADM warrior! -- Polarius

Cosmo -- What was Azrael saying about 1000 fights not being a great milestone?  It is
amazing that you could go 1000 fights and still have a winning percentage over 50%.
It is even more amazing that someone with a losing record would downplay your
accomplishment. -- Polarius

Bookie -- Congrats on the 5-0 turn. -- Polarius *grin*

Driver -- What a bad matchup! -- Hound of Satan

Nicole Kidman -- Loved you in Eyes Wide Shut! -- Jolly Roger

DOOMcorps -- 11-7 for the turn.  20-13 overall.  Behold the power of 'puppets', huh?
Bow down.  That is all. -- Talon Darkhart and the kLk, marching "THE PARADE" straight
down the DOOMcorps throat on a turn by turn basis
P.S.  You better start taking this seriously, contest or not.

Newsletter Editor -- How about a list of who's running which team?  Us returning
managers need a little help.  Thanks. -- Floyd

Here's what I have at the moment.  These are teams listed in last turn's newsletter.
If I've gotten anyone's name wrong, just let me know and I'll fix it. -- The Saint,
keeper of lists
5440 OR FIGHT!        Mordraith          LITTLE GIRLS LIKE...  Shocking Toad
ALMOST!               Guardian           MEMPHIS MAFIA II      Talon Darkhart
ANARKYSTS             Iver               PAST TENSE            Ebenezer Frothingslosh
BABES                 Papa Bear          PORN IN A BARN        Alfredo Frothingslosh
BLIND HYPOCRISY       Jekyll             RAW SEWAGE            Berylstar
BLITZKRIEG            Polarius           REVELATION            Polarius
BOOKIE'S BROTHEL      Talon Darkhart     SCARRY TEAM           A-Sop
EXQUISITE CORPS II    Manray, Marquis    SKATE DRAGONS         Floyd
                      d'Frothingslosh    SPACE WOLVES          Angus
GIRLS X3              Non                SUICIDAL DREAMS       Talon Darkhart
HELL'S BELLES         Youngblood         TEAM SKARABRAE        Zeus
HELTER SKELTER        Cosmo              THE BEARS             Papa Bear
ILL INVADERS          !                  THE CHADS             Rillion
JUGGERNAUTS           Eclipse            THE DREAMING          P-Diddy
KAMIKAZI              Turtle             THE FALLEN            Azrael
LEGENDARY BASTARDS    !                  WOLFCATS              Ultraist

All -- Should have a full team by next turn.  Look forward to crossing swords with
everyone here in Cosmoworld!! -- Floyd, mgr. Skate Dragons

Monkey Shine -- It's good to know you care. -- 50/50

Bookie -- I may have needed to spend LESS time in room 182 as the last face was my
worst tourney in 12 years.  You and your crew making the trip to Phoenix? -- Floyd

!ll.kid.k -- Thanks for the welcome back!  I like what you have done to the place.  I
have been out of the loop a bit so you may have to refresh my memory on who hates who
currently. -- Floyd

Azrael -- For someone sporting a 47.8 win percentage you sure do run your imbecilic
mouth unceasingly.  Furthermore, just like every other newbie you run your mouth
about things you can't even comprehend.  Every time your jaws go kLk-itty-clack your
out of synch voice vehemently declares just how much of a puppet you really are.
DOOMcorps is a known and respected power, as you so accurately stated, because of
every man you speak so ignorantly about. -- !ll.kid.k

Jekyll -- With Azrael crying about his financial livelihood and his Earthly holidays
I think he may be asking for pity and some sort of donation.  In the spirit of the
seasons I say you give him a handout.  Then again I guess his days won't be so merry
once DOOMcorps gets done handing out beatdowns in CosmoWorld. -- !
P.S.  What the hell was he talking about, "radar"?

Iver -- In all our years do you recall us selling anyone's info?  What's even more
hilarious is that the pathetic puppet doesn't even recall that two other former
Sloshers were part of the DOOMcorps resurrection as well. -- !ll.kid.k, Warlord of
DOOMcorps

Azrael, RE: Your ad to Ultraist -- You can't give away something you don't have so I
don't know what you're chopping at.  You may want to take it out of Bookie's back
pocket before you offer it to someone else.  Also, in the future you may not want to
admit to us how stupid you really are when trying to impress us with your genius. --
!ll.kid.k, leaning on his claid

Mummy Dearest -- How 'bout next time you let me unravel that sexy outfit.  I can tell
by our last fight that you like to be spanked for minutes on end and I can definitely
dig that.  Don't fret, baby, I love older women.  They call me the Tomb Raider! --
Sasquatch Cowboy

Arachnia -- Yer one of them boys that's been messin round on my farm ain't ya? *leans
in and squints*  I'll getcha one of these days, ya vandalizing hoodlum!  Keep yer
hairy paws off my cattle too, ya fanged freak. -- Old Dirt McGirt

Squeaky Fromme -- You can't hold Jigga down. -- Jiggsy The PuppetSaw

P-Diddy -- It looks like maybe you should have stayed in the kitchen.  I told you
that it was time to start preparing for the cold season.  You're first, since we'll
need kindling to get the fire started. -- !ll.kid.k

Cluracan -- Nice try, darling.  Too bad I had to make an example of you.  For future
reference, when you get the throne you generally don't want to immediately turn

around and just give it away.  I don't blame you though, all the boys shower me with
gifts and bow beneath my blade for I am DOOMcorps and thusly your master. -- Whirling
Mist, Soldier of DOOMcorps and Duelmistress of CosmoWorld

8 December 2004
Battle Royal 4
     The Battle Royal arena contests are one of the purest tests of manager skill
available. The rules are simple.  The scoring is simple.  The updates are live.  If
you would like to participate, simply get a team ready in Talcama in the next month
and announce in the personals that you're in.  The prize is bragging rights and
having your name along side previous winners (Doc Steele, Manray Frothingslosh, and
Manager).  It is a brutal contest, but it is a lot of fun!
     Basic rules:  No avoiding other contest teams.  Score = Wins + Kills -- Losses.
Only fights against other BR teams count.  First team to 25 wins!
     BR4 begins in Talcama (DM 18) on turn 502, due on Jan 29, 2005.
     Visit http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4 for more information.

8 December 2004
TURF WAR IV -- GRAND CONTEST NOTICE!
     The Turf War IV Grand Contest will commence on Turn 221 (approx. February 22,
2005).  For those who have never participated, Turf Wars are alliance-type contest
and Winner-Takes-All.  There are no 2nd place winners!
     Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created to compete in the Turf War!  However, to participate, each alliance must:
     A.  Announce the alliance name and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
         (DM #47) newsletter.
Captains are responsible for:
     A.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance;
     B.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the TW4.
Managers must:
     A.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-up Gift Certificate to participate;
     B.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance
         in which they will be fighting under, in the DM #47 North Fork newsletter.
Rules:
1.  No scoring will begin until an RSI Roll-up Gift Certificate is received.  No
    exceptions will be made.
2.  Before a manager can compete, he must be acknowledged and verified by the Captain
    of the alliance he has claimed for;
    A.  The following turn, points will begin to be awarded or subtracted;
3.  Only one (1) team per manager may compete.  No multiple aliases please (we'll be
    checking this and if caught...you'll be disqualified and no refund);
4.  The contest will end on Turn 233 (12 turns!).  Winners will be announced on Turn
    234 and prizes sent to winning alliance between Turn 233 and 234.
5.  No declarations will be acknowledged after Turn 231.
6.  For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions.
Scoring:         Win    Lose     Kill     Die
Challenge         +2     -2       +5       -5
Match-up          +1     -1       +1       -5
Bloodfeud         +2     -5       +5       -10
Champion          x2     x2       x2       x2
Downchallenge     +2     -5       +2       -10
Dark Arena       +10     -5       xx       xx
Special Scoring:
     A.  Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points;
     B.  Each Style Master is worth 5 points;
Champions:
     A.  Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory.  If declared, they must be
         in the Adepts or lower brackets.
Bloodfeuds:
     A.  Bloodfeuds will count for all four turns.  However, the same warrior may not
         bloodfeud all four turns.  A penalty of -10 will be given to the team who
         violates this rule.
Special Conditions:
     A.  I reserve the right for all final decisions.
     B.  If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2;
     C.  If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong; I'll subtract points at the rate of
         x10!
     D.  Each alliance begins with zero (0) points.
     E.  Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty.
     F.  T.V.'s won after contest begins gain a Triple rate of scoring.
     G.  T.C.'s won after the contest begins gain a multiple of 10 scoring.
     H.  No switching alliances once verified by an alliance.
     Any questions or concerns may be addressed (if you're incarcerated) to:
Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (268), DM #47 -- North Fork.
     If you're in the free world:  Rick Strigner  Merit East
                                   SCI  P.O. Box 500
                                   Georgetown, DE  19947-0500
P.S.  Prizes are:
     A.  100% of the roll-up certs
     B.  Currently under negotiations with R.S.I. for other prizes
     C.  A special prize from me that I will discuss with the Captain of the winning
         alliance.

15 December 2004
The Company of Brothers Alliance would like to welcome Azereth as our newest member.
We are sure he will be an asset to both our alliance and the dueling community! --
Baphomet, Co-Founder T.C.B.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZEPPO viciously butchered SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FISHY was murdered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
ANGIE was slaughtered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PUPPET NINIA P was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
TURTLE SOUP was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
KORINO was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LONGFELLOW was butchered by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ATREDIES was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
MARCIE handily defeated CHEETAH'S GROWL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
THE LOVE BELOW vanquished TIGERWOLF in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
REAPER unbelievably bested KILL'EM KREPP in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
MISCOUNT beat DEVASTATOR in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
50/50 demolished OBLIVIOUS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SUBZERO was unbelievably bested by FRANKENSLOSH in a 10 minute Challenge contest.
DIRECAT devastated BENANDANTI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PIXIE DUST handily defeated ELIZABETH RABBIT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NEON'S MAMMA was savagely defeated by SLASHIN' SPECK in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
THE BEAST beat ELECTRONIC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
JOLLY ROGER bested DOGGIE STYLE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
COSMOWORLD CARNIE was savagely defeated by MAVERICK in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HEAVY MENTAL was overpowered by POUNCE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GROUCHO devastated COBRA COMMANDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HOUND OF SATAN overpowered SQUEAKY FROMME in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PIMP BEEFAROONY luckily beat OLD DIRT MCGIRT in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
TRI-CORNER was handily defeated by DEAD GOLDFISH in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
MAJOR MISTAKE narrowly defeated YESTERDAY'S TACO in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
GENERAL ANARCHY was defeated by NIKITA in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
HARPO savagely defeated ARACHNIA in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
MAJOR DILEMMA luckily beat BANANA GORILLA in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
KERRY BEAR was unbelievably bested by TIMBER LION in a 8 minute veteran's Title fray.
CLURACAN was viciously subdued by BADDA BAMM in a popular 4 minute veteran's duel.
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK unbelievably bested SANDPAPER CONDOM in a popular 2 minute fray.
BADDA BANG was demolished by PIGFEED PICKTAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNION JACK outlasted SHAWNDA in a 7 minute veteran's bout.
BOARDSLIDE handily defeated SLAYIN STAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HAY RIDE viciously subdued SHADOW STARR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal fight.
RECOUNT demolished GAMBIT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHIEF BLING-BLING$ was handily defeated by SASQUATCH COWBOY in a 1 minute fight.
DONNA THE HUNTRESS was subdued by KIZZY LYNNE in a popular 1 minute duel.
DRIVER was overpowered by RAVEN DARKHART in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLACKJACK handily defeated APOCALYPSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JIGSAW KILLER lost to HAPPY COW in a popular 6 minute match.
ONE TRICK PONY was luckily beaten by KILL-KID FIZZLE in a 4 minute duel.
T'HAEL viciously subdued TRA'SHELLE XANIA in a popular 7 minute bloody conflict.
SALLY overpowered BLUE MOO in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BEAUTIFUL SADNESS overcame DON'T ASK in a 2 minute match.
KALISTA J'NAE beat PUNDIT in a popular 1 minute novice's fight.
GEORGE W won victory over SAVOIR FAIRE in a action packed 6 minute novice's bout.
HOMOCIDAL overpowered WHIPLASH in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DIEBOLD was subdued by EPSILON in a 1 minute brutal amateur's match.
DA18 was luckily beaten by AUGUST in a 2 minute gory novice's battle.
THE SAVAGE GRIND viciously subdued DELTA in a 1 minute brutal amateur's contest.
BETA viciously subdued FROSTY FROTHINGSLUSH in a 8 minute novice's battle.
OMEGA was unbelievably bested by SLAM-BANG in a 2 minute novice's match.
ALPHA devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         TOTAL PARRY      116 -  73 -  1      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         AIMED BLOW        60 -  51 -  3      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         BASHING ATTACK    64 -  60 -  6      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         WALL OF STEEL     37 -  37 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         STRIKING ATTACK   62 -  77 -  5      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK   141 - 183 - 13      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  77 -  7      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  30 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  15 -  0      35  |

Turn 472 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      5 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     6 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       11 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 13         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    4 - 11         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TIMBER LION 6370           11   0  0  129 WOLFCATS (556)
LUNGING ATTACK   MARCIE 6076                13  10  1  124 BABES (416)
WALL OF STEEL    50/50 5603                 14   4  0  111 SKATE DRAGONS (500)
BASHING ATTACK   BADDA BAMM 6075            14  11  0  104 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
STRIKING ATTACK  KERRY BEAR 3994            19  13  1  101 BLITZKRIEG (271)
AIMED BLOW       CHEETAH'S GROWL 6367        7   2  0   85 WOLFCATS (556)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KERRY BEAR 3994.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KERRY BEAR 3994.  The ten other most popular fighters were BADDA BAMM 6075, 
SAVOIR FAIRE 6656, SLASHIN' SPECK 5854, SHADOW STARR 5999, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, 
T'HAEL 6581, SUBZERO 6120, ELECTRONIC 6562, SANDPAPER CONDOM 6311, and JIGSAW KILLER 
6627.

The least popular fighter this week was FROSTY FROTHINGSLUSH 6684.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were FRANKENSLOSH 5901, HAPPY COW 6590, DELTA 6674, WHIPLASH 
6664, GEORGE W 6420, BLUE MOO 6644, TRA'SHELLE XANIA 6630, APOCALYPSE 6633, DRIVER 
6055, and DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307.

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff

                 MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAIMED 2213 (168-117-18)               5  3  0         THE HURT             
THING 97 (118-73-0)                    3  3  0         ADDAMS FAMILY        
THE TENDERIZER 1301 (68-50-1)          1  4  0         FUN WITH FRIEND      
DOTH DRAGONMERE 1257 (82-51-4)         0  1  0         NETHER WARRIORS      
OUTSIDER 4797 (59-30-3)                0  5  0         WOLF PACK            

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GORDON 4536 (63-21-1)                 12  3  0         BARNYARD BRUTES      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLONDIE 5723 (24-22-1)                 3  2  0         BABES                
SHIRLEY 4793 (29-7-0)                  0  2  0         BABES                

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALEXIS 4919 (20-14-2)                  1  3  0         5440 OR FIGHT!       
SUICIDAL EUPHORIA 3429 (25-23-1)       0  2  0         BLITZKRIEG           

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HANGING 5507 (17-5-0)                  5  3  0         THE CHADS            
DONNA 5966 (12-7-0)                    4  3  0         BABES                
MANICOUAGAN 4966 (9-4-0)               0  2  0         QUEBEC               

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MARCIE 6076 (9-10-1)                   8  3  0         BABES                
D ELFLIN 3081 (5-13-1)                 1  3  0         DU BASHERS           

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
UNBORN 6205 (3-3-0)                    3  3  0         EXQUISITE CORPS II   
CY 6234 (10-7-0)                       2  3  0         CLAN BATTLEAXE II    
MR. ANDERSON 6043 (4-4-0)              2  3  0         THE MATRIX           
MISCOUNT 6090 (6-4-0)                  0  2  0         THE CHADS            
SWEETS UNKNOWN 3271 (5-2-0)            0  2  0         DU BASHERS           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RECOUNT 6333 (4-1-0)                   5  3  0         THE CHADS            
I.B. KLONIN 6408 (3-4-1)               3  3  0         HELTER SKELTER       
JESS O'MN 3460 (1-4-0)                 0  2  0         DU BASHERS           

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LUCA 4653 (2-2-0)                      6  3  2         THE CRIMSON TIDE     
COSMIC TRIGGER 6215 (4-0-0)            4  3  0         TWISTED              
ONE TRICK PONY 6589 (1-2-0)            4  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       
ELECTRONIC 6562 (2-2-1)                2  3  0         THE CHADS            
HAPPY COW 6590 (3-0-0)                 2  3  0         PORN IN A BARN       
BRILHASTI 6584 (0-1-0)                 0  2  0         TEAM SKARABRAE       
ORCHIDEUS REINE 6580 (4-0-0)           0  2  0         EXQUISITE CORPS II   
PUSHY 6564 (2-1-1)                     0  1  0  DEAD   THE BEARS            
ROKIR 6557 (3-0-0)                     0  2  0  DEAD   CLAN BATTLEAXE       
TRI-CORNER 6486 (2-2-1)                0  2  0         THE CHADS            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HURRICANE MORDY 6602 (0-0-0)           4  1  1  DEAD   BLIND HYPOCRISY      
HELIX PRIME 6344 (0-0-0)               8  3  0         SPACE WOLVES         
LOGAN GRIMNAR 5980 (0-0-0)             8  3  0  DEAD   SPACE WOLVES         
KITREECE 6439 (0-0-0)                  5  2  0  DEAD   SPACE WOLVES         
EX POST FACTO 6621 (0-0-0)             4  3  0         PAST TENSE           
KURTZ 5950 (0-0-0)                     4  3  0         FANTASIES            
BLIGHT 6578 (0-0-0)                    3  3  0         JUGGERNAUTS          
VENA CAVA 6575 (0-0-0)                 3  3  0         JUGGERNAUTS          
IN-ACTIVE 6576 (0-0-0)                 2  2  0  DEAD   JUGGERNAUTS          
ASIMOV 5953 (0-0-0)                    1  1  0  DEAD   FANTASIES            
KATH AERIS 6381 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         SPACE WOLVES         
OVERSIZE CARRION 6620 (0-0-0)          2  3  0         PAST TENSE           
COMMON COLD 6319 (0-0-0)               1  3  1         MALIGNANT            
JOLLY ROGER 6626 (0-0-0)               1  3  1         BLITZKRIEG           
ROMAN RED 6603 (0-0-0)                 0  2  0         MY BEST BUDS         
THE BEAR 6475 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0         THE CRIMSON TIDE     

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ACE-EM AL-AMIN 5092 (15-19-2)          2  3  0         ANARKYSTS            
MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1504 (13-5-1)          2  3  0         FRIEND OR FOE        
DANA 5181 (16-8-0)                     0  2  0         BABES                

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RAKAR 5307 (11-6-1)                   11  3  0         IRON TIGERS          
MAC 3965 (8-10-2)                      6  3  0         BLITZKRIEG           
LOSING FAITH 5713 (9-4-2)              3  3  0         BLIND HYPOCRISY      
TIMEBOMB THEO 4584 (9-6-0)             0  2  0         ANARKYSTS            

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
... A HORSE 6304 (6-2-1)               6  3  1         PORN IN A BARN       
RAIN OF FIRE 6178 (12-8-1)             5  3  0         REVELATION           
STARK 5905 (6-7-1)                     4  3  0         IRON TIGERS          
VILLIAGE GENIUS 5122 (0-1-0)           3  3  0         LUROCIANS VLL        
MURDERIN' MUMIA 4846 (3-0-0)           2  3  0         ANARKYSTS            
*MARYJANE 2986 (10-7-1)                1  2  0  DEAD   LEGENDARY BASTARDS   
TANTRIC 6036 (6-6-1)                   0  2  0         BLITZKRIEG           

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KRUNK MONKEY 5939 (3-4-0)              7  3  0         5440 OR FIGHT!       
BETTY 4586 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         BABES                
CHALK DUST TORTURE 3183 (0-0-0)        1  3  0         A PICTURE OF NECTAR  
SHIAVONA 5409 (4-4-1)                  1  3  0         ERRATA               

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHESTER 4616 (2-1-0)                  14  3  0         HELTER SKELTER       
'WERD 3870 (1-1-0)                     8  3  2         5440 OR FIGHT!       
LAZY BOY 4617 (1-2-0)                  7  3  0         HELTER SKELTER       
ABIGAIL 6203 (1-1-0)                   6  3  0         EXQUISITE CORPS II   
LORD MALICE 6325 (3-1-0)               4  3  0         MALIGNANT            
MARILYN 6352 (0-0-0)                   3  3  0         BABES                
CLAUDIA 6454 (0-1-0)                   2  3  0         BABES                
TYPO 3845 (0-2-0)                      2  3  0         LEGENDARY BASTARDS   
ICE PILOT 6544 (0-0-0)                 1  2  0  DEAD   I CLONED THEM        
*NEW JACK* 6521 (0-3-0)                1  3  0         EXTREME BASTARDS     
LONGSHOT 6299 (0-1-0)                  1  3  0         HELTER SKELTER       
SHIRLEY D 5986 (0-1-0)                 0  2  0         BABES                
SNOW CRASH 6218 (1-2-0)                0  2  0         TWISTED