DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/09/2005 Duedate: 06/22/2005
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-484
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
REAPER
KAMIKAZI (533)
(36-6150) [17-14-1,132]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
REAPER SCALP HUNTER
KAMIKAZI (533) WARRIOR'S (580)
(36-6150) [17-14-1,132] (36-6748) [7-2-0,52]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SHADOW STARR BLIND MAN
SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) KAMIKAZI (533)
(36-5999) [18-21-1,112] (36-6885) [3-1-2,32]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WARRIOR'S (580)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) 48
2. SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577) 37 THE DREAMING (529)
3. KAMIKAZI (533) 34 Unchartered Team
4. THE FALLEN (524) 33
5. THE CLOWNS (565) 27 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*ARGONAUTS (585) 16 7 0 69.6 1/ 2*WARRIOR'S (580) 10 5 0
2- 2 HOUSE OF RATS (3) 47 29 0 61.8 2/ 5 SPACE WOLVES (523) 8 6 1
3- 3 THE CHADS (482) 119 74 6 61.7 3/ 1 KAMIKAZI (533) 8 7 2
4- 4 REVELATION (543) 150 99 8 60.2 4/ 6*SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577) 8 7 0
5- 6 THE MATRIX (531) 11 9 0 55.0 5/15 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) 7 3 1
6- 7 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 251 219 37 53.4 6/ 3*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521) 7 6 0
7/16*SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577) 24 21 1 53.3 7/13*PORTAL (578) 7 7 0
8/10 THE DREAMING (529) 76 69 5 52.4 8/11 THE DREAMING (529) 6 4 1
9- 8 BLITZKRIEG (271) 198 181 15 52.2 9/19 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542) 5 5 0
10- 9 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 323 296 24 52.2 10/20 THE FALLEN (524) 5 9 0
11-12 MAROON MIDGET (587) 277 257 28 51.9 11/22 ANARKYSTS (341) 4 2 0
12/11 HELTER SKELTER (256) 549 511 33 51.8 12- 4 REVELATION (543) 4 2 0
13/14 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) 97 93 7 51.1 13-14*ARGONAUTS (585) 4 3 0
14/13 BABES (416) 234 226 9 50.9 14-16 5440 OR FIGHT! (336) 4 4 0
15/15 KAMIKAZI (533) 86 87 7 49.7 15/ 9 HELTER SKELTER (256) 4 5 0
16/17*WARRIOR'S (580) 22 23 0 48.9 16-12 MAROON MIDGET (587) 4 6 1
17/ 5*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521) 11 12 2 47.8 17- 7*FAR EAST TREASURES (586) 4 6 0
18-19*FAR EAST TREASURES (586) 9 10 1 47.4 18- 8 THE CHADS (482) 3 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542) 60 67 10 47.2 19-10 BLITZKRIEG (271) 3 3 0
20/20 ANARKYSTS (341) 370 427 38 46.4 20/24 THE CLOWNS (565) 3 5 2
21/21 THE FALLEN (524) 88 110 6 44.4 21-17 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 3 6 1
22/22 SPACE WOLVES (523) 31 39 1 44.3 22-18 THE MATRIX (531) 2 1 0
23/25*CHOP'S PRIDE (573) 10 13 0 43.5 23/26*CHOP'S PRIDE (573) 2 2 0
24/26 THE CLOWNS (565) 22 30 7 42.3 24/28 SCARRY TEAM (325) 2 4 0
25/28*PORTAL (578) 14 20 1 41.2 25-27*CLAN OF KEITH (582) 1 4 0
26/24 KARNIVORZ (455) 22 32 1 40.7 26/25 KARNIVORZ (455) 1 7 0
27/27 SCARRY TEAM (325) 149 229 4 39.4 27/23 BABES (416) 1 8 0
28-29*CLAN OF KEITH (582) 5 9 0 35.7 28/ 0*CONDEMNED ANGELS (588) 0 2 0
29/ 0*CONDEMNED ANGELS (588) 0 2 0 0.0 29-29 HOUSE OF RATS (3) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Kill Kontest Update
Three kills this turn. Two DOOMcorps teams managed to put kLker's in the ground and
a kLker managed to kill a stand-in. (Quit braggin, Nemesis, it ain't a big deal.)
Space Wolves picked up one for the Doomies by killing my girl T'Hael (at least I
don't have to debate DAing her anymore) and Listless of Maroon Midget got the other
on Kamikazi (this is a DOOMcorps kill if Iver is the manager as listed last turn. If
not, sorry whoever this team belongs to.) So here are the current standings:
Legendary Bastards: 3 kills
5440 or Fight!: 2 kills
Kamikazi: 2 kills
Maroon Midgets: 1 kill
Shout Hey Haammerz: 1 kill
Suicidal Dreams: 1 kill
Memphis Mafia: 1 kill
Anarkysts: 1 kill
Portal: 1 kill
Errata: 1 kill
The Fallen: 1 kill
Two turns to go and Legendary Bastards still has the lead with 5440 or Fight! and
Kamikazi tied for second. On that note, in the event of a tie, the teams tied for
the place (first or second) will continue in the contest until the tie is broken.
Now get out there and kill somebody, Jhans. -- Azraelus Prime
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 522): SNAG of OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 407): YOBER of OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 527): NOT HOYLE of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 523): SOGNATORE of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 522): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 526): COOKIE FOR THE SOUL of HOLE IN THE WALL (The Muffin Man)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 524): MAJOR ANGER of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 518): THE UPRIGHT MAN of ALASTARIAN IDOL (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 510): QUINTAL of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 509): DAZEY of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 483): BENANDANTI of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 473): DARK TYPHLOSION of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 208): MAELSTROM FURY of THE MYRMIDON (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 460): MIYAGI'S MIATA of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 409): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 194): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 182): OOKAZI of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 358): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 160): RYSHER of ORIGINALE BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 402): MIMIC BLENNY of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave
Dave, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 522): LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 407): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 527): GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 523): THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 522): EVEREST LLP (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 526): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 524): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 518): THE FELLOWSHIP (Mithrandir, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 510): none
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 509): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 483): KAMIKAZI (Nemesis, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 473): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 208): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 460): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 409): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 194): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 182): ILL AVENGERS (Knolan, Master Wildstorm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 358): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 160): TWISTED SISTERS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 402): BLACK PRIMER, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 526): CARROT of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 521): JOHN TYLER of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 510): QUINTAL of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
(turn 509): SMUNCH of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 509): DAZEY of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOLME (turn 472): RUNABOUT of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 160): RYSHER of ORIGINALE BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, KAMIKAZI, since WARRIOR'S
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. If Lucas Lounge is buying
drinks for ANARKYSTS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A
1-1-0 makes for a big thirst. Now let's all watch PORTAL's heads swell from their
3-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see BADDA BAMM win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly. Tsk,
tsk, BADDA BAMM beat DEVASTATOR and DEVASTATOR lost 10 points. You're breakin' my
heart. REAPER challenged JHANS' Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. The
Duelmaster's Dead! Long live the Duelmaster! Ha! REAPER has killed BENANDANTI in
the Title bout, and this bout ain't over yet! I'm not in a very good mood today, but
why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, JHANS?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? HELTER SKELTER was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like THE FALLEN avoided them the most
this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. I.B. KLONIN was
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or
feared? Heh, heh. KIZZLE CANT KILLME was challenged by one of SPACE WOLVES'
warriors this turn, with URBAN HEBREW having a lead of 18 points going into the
fight. And sorry to say, URBAN HEBREW defeated KIZZLE CANT KILLME, leaving a bad
feeling with the crowd. I think exploitive snob is the term I'm looking for. I
guess I can give a little credit to THE LOVE ABOVE of MEMPHIS MAFIA II for
challenging up by 23 to DHAMPIRA. THE LOVE ABOVE lost to get 12 points of
recognition. And we have BANE in a challenge, going down 15 points for the fight.
Guess what? I thought BANE showed great skill and promise when he overcame MOON
CRICKET. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and
girls, PONY SOLDIER of WARRIOR'S has added the final loss to his 5-3-0. Tee hee!
Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... HEY DRAGON HAMMER, a glorious 4-4-0 fighter, has passed
away. Gee, too bad SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of JHANS. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of
this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REAPER 6150 17 14 1 132 KAMIKAZI (533)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHADOW STARR 5999 18 21 1 112 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491 13 6 2 110 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-SLAYIN STAYNER 5891 18 14 1 103 ANARKYSTS (341)
BADDA BAMM 6075 18 17 1 100 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124 22 8 1 99 ANARKYSTS (341)
CLURACAN 6035 22 8 0 95 THE DREAMING (529)
-IZZI'S CORPSE 37 14 5 0 94 HOUSE OF RATS (3)
-SLASHIN' SPECK 5854 17 25 2 92 ANARKYSTS (341)
FRANKENSLOSH 5901 16 7 0 92 HELTER SKELTER (256)
-MARCIE 6076 13 11 1 92 BABES (416)
-RECOUNT 6333 12 2 0 91 THE CHADS (482)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEVASTATOR 6079 19 16 2 83 THE FALLEN (524)
AYLA SECURA 6661 7 4 0 79 SPACE WOLVES (523)
-RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923 9 6 0 72 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-THE AZURE NYMPH 34 11 4 0 71 HOUSE OF RATS (3)
I.B. KLONIN 6408 8 8 1 71 HELTER SKELTER (256)
GAMBIT 6161 11 15 2 70 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-PRINCE OF LIES 6697 6 1 0 69 REVELATION (543)
-RAKAR 5307 11 6 1 68 IRON TIGERS (484)
-SPATHIC 6189 8 7 1 68 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291 8 6 0 68 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIXIE DUST 6308 15 9 2 62 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-BAM BAM THE IMP 35 11 5 0 62 HOUSE OF RATS (3)
-MR. ANDERSON 6043 6 5 0 61 THE MATRIX (531)
DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307 12 14 0 60 THE FALLEN (524)
-ORPHEUS 6801 6 0 0 59 ARGONAUTS (585)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARPO 6637 6 3 1 53 THE CLOWNS (565)
SCALP HUNTER 6748 7 2 0 52 WARRIOR'S (580)
-CAPN HAPPY 6823 5 3 0 51 MAROON MIDGET (587)
KALISTA J'NAE 6631 7 6 1 50 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-SPEKTER 4921 8 5 0 47 KARNIVORZ (455)
SALLY 6426 6 18 0 47 SCARRY TEAM (325)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FALSE PROPHET 6724 5 1 0 46 REVELATION (543)
-ELECTRONIC 6562 8 6 1 45 THE CHADS (482)
-HELIX PRIME 6344 6 5 1 45 SPACE WOLVES (523)
-CATFISH CHIA 6773 5 1 0 45 BLITZKRIEG (271)
HEY DANCER HAMMER 6713 7 2 0 44 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
HEY SLAYER HAMMER 6714 5 4 0 44 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
KILL-KID FIZZLE 6646 12 1 0 43 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
LOKI 6712 4 5 0 43 KAMIKAZI (533)
-NIKITA 6639 4 1 0 43 BABES (416)
-APOCALYPSE 6633 7 5 0 42 REVELATION (543)
PIMP BEEFAROONY 6579 11 5 0 39 THE DREAMING (529)
RAEM 5956 4 1 1 38 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-DAPHNE'S SQUID 327 6 4 0 37 HOUSE OF RATS (3)
CHESTER 4616 6 2 0 36 HELTER SKELTER (256)
DHAMPIRA 6703 7 4 0 35 SPACE WOLVES (523)
BEAUTIFUL SADNESS 6558 6 10 0 34 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
FREAKY FRED 4920 6 8 0 34 KARNIVORZ (455)
BANANA GORILLA 5276 5 19 0 34 SCARRY TEAM (325)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GROUCHO 6636 5 2 2 33 THE CLOWNS (565)
HELASHAR 6733 4 3 1 33 PORTAL (578)
-JIGSAW KILLER 6627 7 9 1 32 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-SERPENT OF OLD 6696 6 2 0 32 REVELATION (543)
BLIND MAN 6885 3 1 2 32 KAMIKAZI (533)
-SCRATCH FURY 6647 4 3 0 31 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
HEY BURPER HAMMER 6715 4 5 0 31 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
JAIMBE 6779 3 2 0 31 KAMIKAZI (533)
-'WERD 3870 4 3 1 30 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-HOOKFANG SHANKER 6780 2 2 0 30 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
BANE 6730 5 2 0 28 PORTAL (578)
CHIEF IRON HORSE 6747 4 5 0 28 WARRIOR'S (580)
-THE ONE 6046 4 0 0 27 THE MATRIX (531)
-ROLLO THE CLOWN 36 5 10 0 25 HOUSE OF RATS (3)
-DAYCARE DIVA 6722 4 2 0 25 BLITZKRIEG (271)
URBAN HEBREW 6882 3 1 0 25 SPACE WOLVES (523)
GASCAN GONZALEZ 6777 2 2 0 25 ANARKYSTS (341)
AUGUST 6659 6 1 0 24 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
HEY AZRAEL HAMMER 6760 4 4 1 24 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
-POPPIES 6812 3 2 1 24 FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
-THESEUS 6802 3 2 0 24 ARGONAUTS (585)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KAT KAT 6821 5 6 0 23 MAROON MIDGET (587)
GRIM 6731 4 3 0 22 PORTAL (578)
-LISTLETS 6818 4 4 1 21 MAROON MIDGET (587)
-LUSTY 6819 3 2 0 21 MAROON MIDGET (587)
-SAVOIR FAIRE 6656 2 1 0 21 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
MEAT MOE 6006 2 1 0 20 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
RAZIEL 6918 1 0 0 20 THE FALLEN (524)
BEEZLE 4924 4 7 0 19 KARNIVORZ (455)
-DIEBOLD 6645 3 5 0 18 THE CHADS (482)
LICHEN 6007 2 1 0 17 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-ROYAL DRAGON 6751 3 2 0 16 BLITZKRIEG (271)
ADQUAY 5954 2 3 1 16 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN 6778 4 3 0 15 ANARKYSTS (341)
-INDIGO 6814 2 1 0 13 FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
-THE APOSTLE 6781 3 2 0 12 REVELATION (543)
-HERACLES 6800 2 2 0 12 ARGONAUTS (585)
RODNEY 6881 1 1 1 12 THE CLOWNS (565)
THE LOVE ABOVE 6892 1 1 0 12 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
HAMMER-EL 6880 1 3 0 12 THE FALLEN (524)
LITTLE FOX 6808 3 2 0 11 WARRIOR'S (580)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JASON 6799 3 2 0 11 ARGONAUTS (585)
-NESTOR 6798 2 1 0 11 ARGONAUTS (585)
SCARLET 6921 1 0 1 11 THE DREAMING (529)
-KIMCHI 6889 1 1 0 11 FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
-BARGARU 5958 1 2 0 11 WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-HELANDER 6766 3 0 0 10 CLAN OF KEITH (582)
-VELVET REVOLVER 6723 2 3 1 10 BLITZKRIEG (271)
-BASKET SPINNER 6888 1 1 0 10 FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
-AGENT SMITH 6042 1 1 0 8 THE MATRIX (531)
MOON CRICKET 6911 1 1 0 8 SPACE WOLVES (523)
-WIND 6797 1 3 0 6 PORTAL (578)
AEMILIUS PAULUS 6692 1 3 0 6 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
BLIND NIGHT 6916 1 0 0 6 KAMIKAZI (533)
-KRAGER 6768 1 2 0 6 CLAN OF KEITH (582)
-PEARLS 6813 1 2 0 5 FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
BUFFALO HUNTER 6922 1 0 0 5 WARRIOR'S (580)
-BRUSH WILLOW 6767 1 2 0 5 CLAN OF KEITH (582)
-SLAM-BANG 6658 1 2 0 5 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-PUNDIT 6655 0 5 0 5 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
QUASAR 6895 1 1 0 4 THE DREAMING (529)
-PEAT BOG 6769 0 3 0 3 CLAN OF KEITH (582)
LENO 6910 0 2 0 2 BABES (416)
KIZZLE CANT KILLME 6893 0 2 0 2 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
SHADE OF GRAY 6899 0 1 0 1 CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
BABY DRACULA 6902 0 1 0 1 CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
-WILLOW 6897 0 1 0 1 CLAN OF KEITH (582)
-HURLEY DAKSAW 6913 0 1 0 1 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-HOLLIE 6908 0 1 0 1 MAROON MIDGET (587)
-STINGY SHEW 6914 0 1 0 1 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NORMA JEAN 6735 1 3 0 BABES 416 RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23 484 NONE
TASHA 6909 0 2 0 BABES 416 WURM KIN 27 484 NONE
SHROUD 6894 1 1 0 THE DREAMING 529 STONE GOLEM 26 484 NONE
FIREFLY 6761 3 1 0 THE DREAMING 529 'WERD 3870 481
SWEEP 6917 0 1 0 THE FALLEN 524 BLACK ORC 20 484 NONE
T'HAEL 6581 7 10 0 THE FALLEN 524 HELIX PRIME 6344 483
JADE 6811 0 1 0 FAR EAST TREASURE 586 BLIND MAN 6885 481
AMBER GAMBLER 6912 0 1 0 HELTER SKELTER 256 EVIL JOHN KERRY 25 484 NONE
BENANDANTI 6467 13 4 1 HELTER SKELTER 256 REAPER 6150 484
MONKEY SHINE 5927 11 7 0 HELTER SKELTER 256 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491 481
NIGHT STRIKER 6884 0 3 0 KAMIKAZI 533 LISTLETS 6818 483
DA 6915 0 1 0 KARNIVORZ 455 WURM KIN 27 484 NONE
ARAK 6920 0 1 0 PORTAL 578 SCARLET 6921 484
HEY DRAGON HAMME 6717 4 5 0 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ 577 KALISTA J'NAE 6631 484
KATH AERIS 6381 4 4 0 SPACE WOLVES 523 SPATHIC 6189 480 NOT REVE
ROADTRIP!!!! 6919 0 1 0 SUICIDAL DREAMS 525 RODNEY 6881 484
PONY SOLDIER 6746 5 4 0 WARRIOR'S 580 HARPO 6637 484
PERSONAL ADS
Baphomet -- Welcome back to the arena. After reading your personals last turn I
decided to see if Bookie truly was on top with his puppets clearing the way. My
research turned up a few interesting facts. Here I'll share them with you: (ALL AS
OF TURN 483.)
1. DOOMcorps has a combined winning percentage of 51.5% (2170-2039-185)
2. Illuminati has a combined winning percentage of 48.1% (455-490-35)
3. DOOMcorps has a combined kill percentage of 8.5% (185/2170)
4. Illuminati has a combined kill percentage of 7.7% (35/455)
5. DOOMcorps has 5 of the top 10 teams ranked in career w/l record
6. Illuminati has 1 of the top 10 teams ranked in career w/l record
7. The Illuminati has 2 teams with a "winning" record. (The Dreaming & Suicidal)
8. DOOMcorps has more than that!
9. And you mentioned something about DM's. Since DOOMcorps' Resurrection we have
held the Throne ten times, with the Illuminati/kLk holding it nine in that same
period.
After careful review of the facts I believe you were incorrect in your
assessment. I think DOOMcorps' record speaks for itself, but who's counting?! --
Polarius
Pixie -- Ok...let me guess...is it the finger you just pulled out of your...bum? --
Prince of Lies
Sally -- Thanks, thanks a lot. -- Serpent of Old
Baphomet -- There are so many jokes that could be made about your question to Bookie
about his boxers. Please don't ask a question like that again, it is too hard to
refrain from such good humor. -- Polarius
The Scribe -- Your intel on my squad is incorrect. OPSEC measures required a quiet
insertion into the battlefield. Now that OPFOR are aware of our presence, I can set
the record straight. As my girls engage the target rich environment that is Jhans,
their names shall be spoken with worried whispers in the shadowed alleys of this fine
city. -- Sarge, mgr. Far East Treasures
Ah, that's the problem with relying on deaf spies. They so often get things
wrong. I have corrected my list. My apologies. -- The Saint, keeper of
occasionally correct but often not, lists
Az -- Love in Jhans? Bro, obviously you're delirious! You must have swallowed some
nasty river water. -- Baphomet
Shaman -- Welcome back! -- Baphomet, co-founder of The Company of Brothers alliance
(TCB) War Beast of the Illuminati Confederation of Alliances, mgr. of Chop's Pride
Vhagar -- I think you just came back too, didn't you? Welcome back to you as well.
-- Baphomet
Kid Kizzle -- Putting bounties on folks' warriors, huh? Ya know...if you had an
ounce of honour...you'd pay the warrior the bounty if it graduated with no one
collecting it! But...of course...you'd never do that.... -- Baphomet, stating the
obvious
Scratch Fury -- Perhaps some anger management would help you with that angry itch. --
August
Hollie -- Sorry, didn't mean to drop you like a hot rock. Next time, try dual quads.
-- Aemilius Paulius
Baphomet -- Sup, bro. Once again I apologize for not writing yet, but I plan to send
you a letter this weekend. Holla. -- Azraelus Prime
Hammer -- I regret to inform you that after this fight the warrior I named after you
will most likely see the Dark Arena and the winter dead tourney. He just won't win,
dude. -- Az
P.S. Keep trying to call, bro; we'll get through sooner or later.
Benandanti -- Good challenge and good win. Congrats on the throne. What do you say
we try it again? Come on, I dare you. -- Devastator
Helix Prime -- Thanks for removing a bi-weekly dilemma for me and killing that loser
21 wit piker of mine. I just couldn't bear to do it. Now the question is, do you
have the bearings to take the bloodfeud or will you duck it? -- Azraelus Prime
DOOMcorps -- I hereby make the formal request that if you should discover the
identity of that sackless imposter who sent me a PA in Ill Kid's name two turns ago
you will pass the info along. I am confident that your retribution should he be
discovered will be swift and merciless and I would like to lend my sword to this
cause. Addressing that to me at a time when I am trying to renew game ties with your
alliance and occurrences due to this farce have set my goals back. I agree that the
PA in question was far below the standards I have come to expect from Ill Kid K. Had
I not been blinded by my usual take of Ill Kid I would have noticed the elementary
sub-standard grammar that the ad was sent in. So imposter, I hope you are discovered
soon. Die Screaming. -- Azraelus Prime
P-Diddi and Nemesis -- I do believe we are the only peeps in the arena with a single
team to our disposal now. Or it sure seems that way doesn't it? -- Az
21 May 2005
Amendment for "Fratsfa's Quest for the Best!"
Managers that have teams already established in Fratsfa need not have (3) three
warriors in the initiates. FE will NOT be a factor. Stables may be entered at any
time. Just announce your stable in the p-ads.
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This in my invitation to all managers who wish to prove their mettle against
managers from all over Alastari. We have limited TP's in this contest to one a team
at a time. We DO NOT want this contest to become a scum fest as many others have,
hence the Andorian arena. Good luck to all who come to prove their skills. "May
your enemies' blood flow freely" -- Dark Knight Toker, Desolate Empire Alliance
7 June 2005
I am in the process of moving house, and spotlight writing for the next two months
will be very hit-and-miss. -- the Scribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHROUD was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
NORMA JEAN was slaughtered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TASHA was put to death by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
AMBER GAMBLER was assassinated by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
SWEEP was killed by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
SHADOW STARR viciously subdued FRANKENSLOSH in a 5 minute master's Challenge fight.
REAPER easily killed BENANDANTI in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge Title fight.
HARPO slaughtered PONY SOLDIER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LOKI was overpowered by I.B. KLONIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHESTER was outlasted by HEY DANCER HAMMER in a tiresome 23 minute Challenge fight.
RAEM was beaten by DONNA THE HUNTRESS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HELASHAR subdued MEAT MOE in a 3 minute bloody Challenge competition.
BANE outwaited MOON CRICKET in a tiresome 21 minute Challenge battle.
ADQUAY was viciously subdued by BANANA GORILLA in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
QUASAR was defeated by GASCAN GONZALEZ in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE LOVE ABOVE was bested by DHAMPIRA in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
LENO was devastated by HAMMER-EL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
AEMILIUS PAULUS was overpowered by GRIM in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
URBAN HEBREW overpowered KIZZLE CANT KILLME in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CLURACAN unbelievably bested AYLA SECURA in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
DEVASTATOR was vanquished by BADDA BAMM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
PIXIE DUST overcame SALLY in a 1 minute veteran's contest.
GAMBIT demolished GROUCHO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEAUTIFUL SADNESS was unbelievably bested by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute match.
PIMP BEEFAROONY defeated CHIEF IRON HORSE in a action packed 3 minute match.
KALISTA J'NAE executed HEY DRAGON HAMMER in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
KILL-KID FIZZLE outlasted BLIND MAN in a 9 minute expert vs. novice competition.
FREAKY FRED was overpowered by HEY SLAYER HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JAIMBE was overpowered by SCALP HUNTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HEY BURPER HAMMER overpowered GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEY AZRAEL HAMMER beat BEEZLE in a 1 minute brutal fray.
AUGUST unbelievably bested LICHEN in a popular 4 minute bloody duel.
RODNEY murdered ROADTRIP!!!! in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
LITTLE FOX was handily defeated by RAZIEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BABY DRACULA was subdued by BUFFALO HUNTER in a 3 minute gruesome novice's conflict.
BLIND NIGHT beat SHADE OF GRAY in a popular 4 minute bloody beginner's bout.
ARAK was murdered by SCARLET in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 TOTAL PARRY 87 - 58 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 AIMED BLOW 35 - 29 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 64 - 61 - 8 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 27 - 2 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 LUNGING ATTACK 81 - 83 - 10 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 30 - 43 - 2 41 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 31 - 61 - 3 34 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 26 - 1 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 26 - 0 30 |
Turn 484 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 4 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 9 3 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL REAPER 6150 17 14 1 132 KAMIKAZI (533)
BASHING ATTACK BADDA BAMM 6075 18 17 1 100 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
TOTAL PARRY CLURACAN 6035 22 8 0 95 THE DREAMING (529)
LUNGING ATTACK AYLA SECURA 6661 7 4 0 79 SPACE WOLVES (523)
STRIKING ATTACK SCALP HUNTER 6748 7 2 0 52 WARRIOR'S (580)
SLASHING ATTACK KALISTA J'NAE 6631 7 6 1 50 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SHADOW STARR 5999. The most popular warrior this
turn was BLIND MAN 6885. The ten other most popular fighters were SHADOW STARR 5999,
LICHEN 6007, SHADE OF GRAY 6899, SHROUD 6894, AYLA SECURA 6661, CHIEF IRON HORSE
6747, HELASHAR 6733, AEMILIUS PAULUS 6692, BABY DRACULA 6902, and MEAT MOE 6006.
The least popular fighter this week was MOON CRICKET 6911. The other ten least
popular fighters were BANE 6730, CHESTER 4616, HEY DANCER HAMMER 6713, KILL-KID
FIZZLE 6646, ARAK 6920, LITTLE FOX 6808, ROADTRIP!!!! 6919, BEEZLE 4924, JAIMBE 6779,
and FREAKY FRED 4920.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
REAPER (36-6150) KAMIKAZI (533)