DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/23/2005    Duedate: 07/06/2005

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-485

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEVASTATOR
THE FALLEN (524)
(36-6079) [20-16-2,87]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEVASTATOR                     RAEM
THE FALLEN (524)               WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
(36-6079) [20-16-2,87]         (36-5956) [5-1-1,51]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEVASTATOR                     DIVIT
THE FALLEN (524)               ERRATA (490)
(36-6079) [20-16-2,87]         (36-5974) [3-4-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KAMIKAZI (533)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)   38
2. SWORD SAINTS (583)          23      SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
3. KAMIKAZI (533)              22      Unchartered Team
4. ANARKYSTS (341)             21
5. FAR EAST TREASURES (586)    20WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ARGONAUTS (585)           16   7  0 69.6   1/ 3 KAMIKAZI (533)           10  5 2
 2- 2 HOUSE OF RATS (3)         47  29  0 61.8   2/ 4 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)   9  5 1
 3- 3 THE CHADS (482)          119  74  6 61.7   3/ 2 SPACE WOLVES (523)        8  5 1
 4- 4 REVELATION (543)         150  99  8 60.2   4/ 7*PORTAL (578)              7  7 0
 5/ 7 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)   27  22  2 55.1   5/17*FAR EAST TREASURES (586)  6  4 0
 6- 5 THE MATRIX (531)          11   9  0 55.0   6/ 6*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521)  6  6 0
 7- 6 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     251 219 37 53.4   7/10 THE FALLEN (524)          6  8 0
 8- 8 THE DREAMING (529)        76  69  5 52.4   8/ 1 WARRIOR'S (580)           6  9 0
 9- 9 BLITZKRIEG (271)         198 181 15 52.2   9/11 ANARKYSTS (341)           5  1 0
10-10 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 323 296 24 52.2  10- 5 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     4  1 1
11/17*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521)  14  13  2 51.9  11-15 HELTER SKELTER (256)      4  5 0
12-12 HELTER SKELTER (256)     549 511 33 51.8  12/16 MAROON MIDGET (587)       4  6 1
13/11 MAROON MIDGET (587)      278 261 28 51.6  13/ 0 THE BREW CREW (526)       3  1 0
14-13 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     97  93  7 51.1  14-14 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      3  1 0
15-14 BABES (416)              234 226  9 50.9  15- 8 THE DREAMING (529)        3  2 1
16/15 KAMIKAZI (533)            90  88  7 50.6  16/23*CHOP'S PRIDE (573)        3  2 0
17/18*FAR EAST TREASURES (586)  12  12  1 50.0  17/24 SCARRY TEAM (325)         3  3 0
18/ 0 THE BREW CREW (526)       24  25  1 49.0  18/20 THE CLOWNS (565)          3  4 2

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    60  67 10 47.2  19-18 THE CHADS (482)           2  0 0
20/20 ANARKYSTS (341)          372 427 38 46.6  20-19 BLITZKRIEG (271)          2  1 0
21/23*CHOP'S PRIDE (573)        11  13  0 45.8  21-12 REVELATION (543)          2  2 0
22/21 THE FALLEN (524)          91 112  6 44.8  22- 9 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    2  3 0
23/22 SPACE WOLVES (523)        33  41  1 44.6  23-13*ARGONAUTS (585)           1  2 0
24/16 WARRIOR'S (580)           22  28  0 44.0  24-21 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)  1  3 0
25/25*PORTAL (578)              17  22  1 43.6  25-25*CLAN OF KEITH (582)       1  4 0
26/24 THE CLOWNS (565)          23  32  7 41.8  26/ 0*SWORD SAINTS (583)        1  4 0
27/26 KARNIVORZ (455)           22  33  1 40.0  27/ 0 ERRATA (490)              1  4 0
28/27 SCARRY TEAM (325)        150 230  4 39.5  28-27 BABES (416)               0  6 0
29/ 0 ERRATA (490)              34  56  2 37.8  29/26 KARNIVORZ (455)           0  6 0
30-28*CLAN OF KEITH (582)        5   9  0 35.7  30/28*CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)    0  4 0
31/ 0*SWORD SAINTS (583)         1   4  0 20.0  31-22 THE MATRIX (531)          0  1 0
32/29*CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)     0   4  0  0.0  32-29 HOUSE OF RATS (3)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                 Kill Kontest Update

Wow Jhans, five kills this cycle!  Let us start with the big kill this turn, as
Reaper finally lives up to her name and puts Benandanti in the grave.  Kalista J'nae
gets primeval on an alliance mate as she sends Hey Dragon Hammer to that goldpile in
the sky.  The Dreaming's Scarlet sends Portal's Arak to Ahringol. Rodney of the
Clowns gave Talon Darkhart a short Roadtrip!  The Clown's Harpo picked up a second
kill for them by handing Pony Soldier an early demise.  Whew, one turn left after
this one and it still could be anyone's game.  Here are the standings as of turn 484:

Kamikazi-           3 kills
Legendary Bastards- 3 kills
5440 or Fight!-     2 kills
Suicidal Dreams-    2 kills
The Clowns-         2 kills
Anarkysts-          1 kill
Errata-             1 kill
Maroon Midgets-     1 kill
Memphis Mafia-      1 kill
Shout Hey Hammerz-  1 kill
The Dreaming-       1 kill
The Fallen-         1 kill

Clarification:  It has been pointed out to me that the way I worded the tie breaker
rules, someone in second could beat out someone tied for first.  This is not the
case.  A tie for first place will result in a tie-breaker for first place run-off.
Whoever first breaks that tie will be first and the runner-up second.  Only after
there is a definite first place winner will there be a tie breaker for second if
needed.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHANS.  Like, WARRIOR'S had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by KAMIKAZI!  Way to go KAMIKAZI!  FAR 
EAST TREASURES had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 3-2-0 and 
wound up as 5th team!  What was the name of that team who got 3-1-0 this turn for a 
total 14-13-2 you ask?  (Sure)  WAY OF THE SWORD C4's their name, and fighting's 
their game!  MVP award for ADQUAY?  WAY OF THE SWORD C4's proud of him after beating 
HEY BURPER HAMMER and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  HEY BURPER 
HAMMER's match with ADQUAY cost him a loss of 13 points!  Don't you think the 
Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think REAPER should let AYLA SECURA be Duelmaster for 
a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said JHANS' Duelmaster 
was paying for drinks at Lucas Lounge?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  REVELATION 
was the most avoided team.  Is a 150-99-8 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What 
kind of warriors are THE FALLEN?  REVELATION, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, 
can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can WAY OF THE SWORD C4's MEAT MOE be more 
popular than me?  It was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  HELASHAR 
must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged GASCAN 
GONZALEZ.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought 
HELASHAR showed great skill and promise when he lost to GASCAN GONZALEZ.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Everyone has problems, but why did THE CLOWNS send GROUCHO to the Dark 
Arena?  He had a 5-2-2, and I thought he looked neat on the sands...  What a bunch of 
heartless!  I couldn't believe how many people were snickering when HEY SLAYER HAMMER 
killed PROBLEM.  So he had a 4-5-0, that's no excuse!  What if they had a fight and 
nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEVASTATOR 6079              20  16  2    87       THE FALLEN (524)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHADOW STARR 5999            18  21  1   112       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491        13   6  2   110       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-SLAYIN STAYNER 5891          18  14  1   103       ANARKYSTS (341)
-BADDA BAMM 6075              18  17  1   100       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124         22   8  1    99       ANARKYSTS (341)
-CLURACAN 6035                22   8  0    95       THE DREAMING (529)
-IZZI'S CORPSE 37             14   5  0    94       HOUSE OF RATS (3)
-SLASHIN' SPECK 5854          17  25  2    92       ANARKYSTS (341)
-FRANKENSLOSH 5901            16   7  0    92       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-MARCIE 6076                  13  11  1    92       BABES (416)
-RECOUNT 6333                 12   2  0    91       THE CHADS (482)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AYLA SECURA 6661              7   5  0    81       SPACE WOLVES (523)
-RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923            9   6  0    72       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-THE AZURE NYMPH 34           11   4  0    71       HOUSE OF RATS (3)
-I.B. KLONIN 6408              8   8  1    71       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-GAMBIT 6161                  11  15  2    70       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-PRINCE OF LIES 6697           6   1  0    69       REVELATION (543)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)
-SPATHIC 6189                  8   7  1    68       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291        8   6  0    68       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307      13  14  0    64       THE FALLEN (524)
-PIXIE DUST 6308              15   9  2    62       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-BAM BAM THE IMP 35           11   5  0    62       HOUSE OF RATS (3)
 HARPO 6637                    7   3  1    61       THE CLOWNS (565)
-MR. ANDERSON 6043             6   5  0    61       THE MATRIX (531)
 HEY SLAYER HAMMER 6714        6   4  1    59       SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
-ORPHEUS 6801                  6   0  0    59       ARGONAUTS (585)
 CLOVER 5959                   7   9  1    58       ERRATA (490)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALLY 6426                    7  18  0    53       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 RAEM 5956                     5   1  1    51       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 LUCIFERI 6018                 8   2  0    50       THE BREW CREW (526)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KALISTA J'NAE 6631            7   6  1    50       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 SCALP HUNTER 6748             7   3  0    48       WARRIOR'S (580)
 CAPN HAPPY 6823               5   4  0    48       MAROON MIDGET (587)
-SPEKTER 4921                  8   5  0    47       KARNIVORZ (455)
 HEY DANCER HAMMER 6713        8   2  0    46       SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
-FALSE PROPHET 6724            5   1  0    46       REVELATION (543)
-ELECTRONIC 6562               8   6  1    45       THE CHADS (482)
-HELIX PRIME 6344              6   5  1    45       SPACE WOLVES (523)
-CATFISH CHIA 6773             5   1  0    45       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 JAIMBE 6779                   4   2  0    45       KAMIKAZI (533)
-KILL-KID FIZZLE 6646         12   1  0    43       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-NIKITA 6639                   4   1  0    43       BABES (416)
-APOCALYPSE 6633               7   5  0    42       REVELATION (543)
 PALADIN 5410                  7  10  0    41       ERRATA (490)
 BLIND MAN 6885                4   1  2    41       KAMIKAZI (533)
-PIMP BEEFAROONY 6579         11   5  0    39       THE DREAMING (529)
-DAPHNE'S SQUID 327            6   4  0    37       HOUSE OF RATS (3)
-CHESTER 4616                  6   2  0    36       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 GASCAN GONZALEZ 6777          3   2  0    36       ANARKYSTS (341)
 FREAKY FRED 4920              6   9  0    35       KARNIVORZ (455)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           5  20  0    35       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 URBAN HEBREW 6882             4   1  0    35       SPACE WOLVES (523)
 AUGUST 6659                   7   1  0    34       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-BEAUTIFUL SADNESS 6558        6  10  0    34       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 HEY AZRAEL HAMMER 6760        5   4  1    34       SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
 POPPIES 6812                  4   2  1    34       FAR EAST TREASURES (586)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ADQUAY 5954                   3   3  1    33       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 DIVIT 5974                    3   4  0    33       ERRATA (490)
 LICHEN 6007                   3   1  0    33       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-JIGSAW KILLER 6627            7   9  1    32       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-SERPENT OF OLD 6696           6   2  0    32       REVELATION (543)
 GRIM 6731                     5   3  0    32       PORTAL (578)
 LOKI 6712                     4   6  0    31       KAMIKAZI (533)
-SCRATCH FURY 6647             4   3  0    31       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 DHAMPIRA 6703                 7   5  0    30       SPACE WOLVES (523)
 KAT KAT 6821                  6   6  0    30       MAROON MIDGET (587)
-'WERD 3870                    4   3  1    30       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-HOOKFANG SHANKER 6780         2   2  0    30       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-THE ONE 6046                  4   0  0    27       THE MATRIX (531)
 CHIEF IRON HORSE 6747         4   6  0    26       WARRIOR'S (580)
 HORIZONTAL POLKA 6191         4   1  0    26       THE BREW CREW (526)
 GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN 6778        5   3  0    25       ANARKYSTS (341)
-ROLLO THE CLOWN 36            5  10  0    25       HOUSE OF RATS (3)
-DAYCARE DIVA 6722             4   2  0    25       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 PSYCHO 6017                   3   7  1    25       THE BREW CREW (526)
 HELASHAR 6733                 4   4  1    24       PORTAL (578)
-THESEUS 6802                  3   2  0    24       ARGONAUTS (585)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPAWN 6462                    2   1  0    23       THE BREW CREW (526)
 BANE 6730                     5   3  0    22       PORTAL (578)
 INDIGO 6814                   3   1  0    21       FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
-SAVOIR FAIRE 6656             2   1  0    21       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
 HAMMER-EL 6880                2   3  0    20       THE FALLEN (524)
-BEEZLE 4924                   4   7  0    19       KARNIVORZ (455)
 HEY BURPER HAMMER 6715        4   6  0    18       SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
-DIEBOLD 6645                  3   5  0    18       THE CHADS (482)
 BASKET SPINNER 6888           2   1  0    17       FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
 ALLIS 6415                    2   1  0    17       ERRATA (490)
-ROYAL DRAGON 6751             3   2  0    16       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 IZRAEL 6782                   1   0  0    15       SWORD SAINTS (583)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLIND NIGHT 6916              2   0  0    14       KAMIKAZI (533)
 LUSTY 6819                    3   3  0    12       MAROON MIDGET (587)
 LITTLE FOX 6808               3   3  0    12       WARRIOR'S (580)
-THE APOSTLE 6781              3   2  0    12       REVELATION (543)
 MEAT MOE 6006                 2   2  0    12       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-HERACLES 6800                 2   2  0    12       ARGONAUTS (585)
 RAZIEL 6918                   1   1  0    12       THE FALLEN (524)
-THE LOVE ABOVE 6892           1   1  0    12       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-JASON 6799                    3   2  0    11       ARGONAUTS (585)
 WIND 6797                     2   3  0    11       PORTAL (578)
-NESTOR 6798                   2   1  0    11       ARGONAUTS (585)
-SCARLET 6921                  1   0  1    11       THE DREAMING (529)
-BARGARU 5958                  1   2  0    11       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-HELANDER 6766                 3   0  0    10       CLAN OF KEITH (582)
-VELVET REVOLVER 6723          2   3  1    10       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 MOON CRICKET 6911             2   1  0    10       SPACE WOLVES (523)
-AGENT SMITH 6042              1   1  0     8       THE MATRIX (531)
 RODNEY 6881                   1   2  1     6       THE CLOWNS (565)
-AEMILIUS PAULUS 6692          1   3  0     6       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
 PEARLS 6813                   1   3  0     6       FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
 TARN 6924                     1   0  0     6       PORTAL (578)
-KRAGER 6768                   1   2  0     6       CLAN OF KEITH (582)
 KIMCHI 6889                   1   2  0     5       FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
-BRUSH WILLOW 6767             1   2  0     5       CLAN OF KEITH (582)
-SLAM-BANG 6658                1   2  0     5       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-PUNDIT 6655                   0   5  0     5       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
 BLIND SAMURAI 6785            0   1  0     5       SWORD SAINTS (583)
-QUASAR 6895                   1   1  0     4       THE DREAMING (529)
 BUFFALO HUNTER 6922           1   1  0     4       WARRIOR'S (580)
-PEAT BOG 6769                 0   3  0     3       CLAN OF KEITH (582)
 SHADE OF GRAY 6899            0   2  0     2       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
-LENO 6910                     0   2  0     2       BABES (416)
 HOLLIE 6908                   0   2  0     2       MAROON MIDGET (587)
 BABY DRACULA 6902             0   2  0     2       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
-KIZZLE CANT KILLME 6893       0   2  0     2       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-WILLOW 6897                   0   1  0     1       CLAN OF KEITH (582)
-HURLEY DAKSAW 6913            0   1  0     1       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-STINGY SHEW 6914              0   1  0     1       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 KENSAI 6784                   0   1  0     1       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 ISRAPHEEL 6786                0   1  0     1       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 WU JEN 6783                   0   1  0     1       SWORD SAINTS (583)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CLOVER NICOLE 6720     1  1 0 BOOKIE'S BROTHEL 554  HELASHAR 6733         481 NOT REVE
GROUCHO 6636           5  3 2 THE CLOWNS 565        HIGH ELF 19           485 NONE    
FIREFLY 6761           3  1 0 THE DREAMING 529      'WERD 3870            481 NONE    
PROBLEM 5977           4  5 0 ERRATA 490            HEY SLAYER HAMME 6714 485         
SWEEP 6925             0  1 0 THE FALLEN 524        WURM KIN 27           485 NONE    
T'HAEL 6581            7 10 0 THE FALLEN 524        HELIX PRIME 6344      483         
JADE 6811              0  1 0 FAR EAST TREASURE 586 BLIND MAN 6885        481 NOT REVE
MONKEY SHINE 5927     11  7 0 HELTER SKELTER 256    SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491 481 NOT REVE
BENANDANTI 6467       13  4 1 HELTER SKELTER 256    REAPER 6150           484 NONE    
NIGHT STRIKER 6884     0  3 0 KAMIKAZI 533          LISTLETS 6818         483         
LISTLETS 6818          4  5 1 MAROON MIDGET 587     SPYMASTER 22          485 NONE    
ARAK 6920              0  1 0 PORTAL 578            SCARLET 6921          484         
HEY DRAGON HAMME 6717  4  5 0 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ 577 KALISTA J'NAE 6631    484         
ROADTRIP!!!! 6919      0  1 0 SUICIDAL DREAMS 525   RODNEY 6881           484         
RED HAWK 6926          0  1 0 WARRIOR'S 580         SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    485 NONE    
PONY SOLDIER 6746      5  4 0 WARRIOR'S 580         HARPO 6637            484         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Az -- Love in Jhans?  Bro, obviously you're delirious!  You must have swallowed some
nasty river water. -- Baphomet

Shaman -- Welcome back! -- Baphomet, co-founder of The Company of Brothers Alliance
(TCB) War Beast of the Illuminati Confederation of Alliances, mgr. of Chop's Pride

Vhagar -- I think you just came back too, didn't you?  Welcome back to you as well.
-- Baphomet

Kid Kizzle -- Putting bounties on folks' warriors, huh?  Ya know...if you had an
ounce of honour...you'd pay the warrior the bounty if it graduated with no one
collecting it!  But...of course...you'd never do that... -- Baphomet, stating the
obvious

Scratch Fury -- Perhaps some anger management would help you with that angry itch. --
August

Hollie -- Sorry, didn't mean to drop you like a hot rock.  Next time, try dual quads.
-- Aemilius Paulus

Jhans -- Hey the personal ads are looking a lot better.  Hell yea. -- Azraelus Prime

Polarius -- Been wondering how things stood.  I knew you guys were up by a little but
I didn't know how much.  Who's counting?  Apparently you are.  Sure you don't want to
do this on an official basis? -- Azraelus Prime

Polarius or any DOOMcorps manager -- I've tried to get a hold of you (Polarius) but
haven't received any responses regarding whether or not you guys are going to try and
run a contest here the second half of the year.  I lost your home phone and your cell
keeps telling me it isn't a working number(?).  No responses to my e-mails either,
are you ducking me or what, dude?  Lol.  But seriously, if you guys aren't, I have an
idea for a contest that I would like to try and beg some decent prizes for if I can
out of RSI and have time to put the word out for it.  One of you guys please let me
know if you are going to do the Summer Contest for Jhans.  If you guys are I can
incorporate my idea into next year's kill contest.  Holla. -- Az

Polarius -- Thanks for the welcome.  Much appreciated.  However, I think you spoke
just a tad too soon.  KLK (minus the other Illuminati factions) on turn 484 were:

a. DM Throne
b. Chartered Rec. Ldr.
c. Popularity Ldr.
d. Chartered Top Career Honors
e. Unchartered Top Career Honors
f. Top 4 of the Teams on the Move

Now, that's not mentioning that the DM Throne was taken from Benandanti by cutting
his head off and sending it to Cosmo in a basket. -- Baphomet
P.S.  I don't have any problem with laughter at my expense.  However, I seem to
remember DOOMCorps not liking it when others got the better of them.  Has this
changed? -- Baphomet

Az -- Should I not hear from you...I'll be in touch myself. -- Baphomet
P.S.  Send my best to all!

Hammer -- Brother, this is the quietest I've *EVER* seen you! -- Baphomet

Grim -- Now, that loss would make anyone a little "grim." -- Aemilius Paulus

Lichen -- I suppose I'll now have to go clean off and hope no fungus begins to grow
in certain unmentionable places.  Especially in light of the fact it was *YOU* who
got screwed! -- August

Liam -- Should have a team activated in Trocar this turn! -- Baphomet

Nemesis -- Now, if you're gonna take the DM Throne by storm...no reason why you
shouldn't kill the beggar who's on it, eh? -- Baphomet

Illuminati -- It is I, the man of Action.  I will be here off and on, mostly tourney
prep.  Can anybody tell me who're the scums?  I've got an experimental Aimer I'd like
to test out. -- Buddy Lee, Sword Saints
P.S.  Don't anybody even think about pointing to Sir Chester.

Nemesis -- A lot of blind people you have. -- Buddy Lee

Blind Night -- Well, that weapon sucked.  No wonder no one uses it.  See you around.
-- Shade of Gray

kLk -- Hello guys.  Nice arena you have here.  Can one of you give me the up and up
of the place, where to eat, where to hang out, etc.... -- Liam the Goth, mgr.
Condemned Angels

Azraelus Prime -- Nice spotlight last turn.  So how did it end? -- Liam the Goth

Baphomet -- I don't see any beer here.  You said there would be beer. -- Liam the
Goth

Hammer -- Well, hello to you as well. -- Liam the Goth

7 June 2005
I am in the process of moving house, and spotlight writing for the next two months
will be very hit-and-miss. -- the Scribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GROUCHO was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LISTLETS was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
RED HAWK was murdered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SWEEP was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
SCALP HUNTER was defeated by HARPO in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
LOKI was demolished by RAEM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
POPPIES vanquished MEAT MOE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HELASHAR was beaten by GASCAN GONZALEZ in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
JAIMBE handily defeated DHAMPIRA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
URBAN HEBREW won victory over BANE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
LUSTY was vanquished by HEY AZRAEL HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ADQUAY overpowered HEY BURPER HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GRIM overpowered RAZIEL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LICHEN devastated CHIEF IRON HORSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BABY DRACULA was outlasted by MOON CRICKET in a 14 minute amateur's Challenge match.
KIMCHI was overcome by BLIND NIGHT in a 3 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
WIND won victory over SHADE OF GRAY in a 2 minute gruesome amateur's Challenge bout.
REAPER overcame AYLA SECURA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
DEVASTATOR devastated CLOVER in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
DONNA THE HUNTRESS subdued CAPN HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PROBLEM was executed by HEY SLAYER HAMMER in a 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
LUCIFERI unbelievably bested DIVIT in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
PALADIN was subdued by BLIND MAN in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner upset bout.
BANANA GORILLA was unbelievably bested by AUGUST in a 2 minute gory contest.
SALLY demolished PSYCHO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FREAKY FRED slimly lost to HEY DANCER HAMMER in a 6 minute gory match.
KAT KAT vanquished RODNEY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN demolished LITTLE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ALLIS vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PEARLS was handily defeated by HAMMER-EL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
INDIGO vanquished KENSAI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BUFFALO HUNTER was overpowered by IZRAEL in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
SPAWN beat BLIND SAMURAI in a 3 minute novice's match.
HORIZONTAL POLKA overpowered ISRAPHEEL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BASKET SPINNER overpowered WU JEN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HOLLIE was bested by TARN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         TOTAL PARRY       79 -  59 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW        36 -  28 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  27 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   60 -  55 -  7      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    75 -  89 -  8      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  41 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  21 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  57 -  3      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  27 -  0      27  |

Turn 485 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     6 - 13         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   DEVASTATOR 6079            20  16  2   87 THE FALLEN (524)
LUNGING ATTACK   AYLA SECURA 6661            7   5  0   81 SPACE WOLVES (523)
STRIKING ATTACK  HEY SLAYER HAMMER 6714      6   4  1   59 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
TOTAL PARRY      LUCIFERI 6018               8   2  0   50 THE BREW CREW (526)
AIMED BLOW       JAIMBE 6779                 4   2  0   45 KAMIKAZI (533)
SLASHING ATTACK  HEY AZRAEL HAMMER 6760      5   4  1   34 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEVASTATOR 6079.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DIVIT 5974.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOLLIE 6908, FREAKY FRED 
4920, URBAN HEBREW 6882, WIND 6797, AYLA SECURA 6661, BANANA GORILLA 5276, IZRAEL 
6782, BLIND SAMURAI 6785, GASCAN GONZALEZ 6777, and ADQUAY 5954.

The least popular fighter this week was MOON CRICKET 6911.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BABY DRACULA 6902, WU JEN 6783, ISRAPHEEL 6786, SPAWN 6462, 
BUFFALO HUNTER 6922, KENSAI 6784, PEARLS 6813, LITTLE FOX 6808, PSYCHO 6017, and 
PROBLEM 5977.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DEVASTATOR (36-6079) THE FALLEN (524)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

REAPER (36-6150) KAMIKAZI (533)

                    HOLD THE DATES!  (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI)

Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis!  
Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005.  It will be 
at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  The rooms 
are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released! 
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  See you there!

Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!), 
1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's 
reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your 
reservation soon before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)  
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  We hope you're all 
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!