DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/21/2005    Duedate: 08/03/2005

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-487

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SASQUATCH COWBOY
LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
(36-6491) [15-6-3,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SASQUATCH COWBOY               KENSAI
LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)       SWORD SAINTS (583)
(36-6491) [15-6-3,123]         (36-6784) [1-1-0,26]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SLAYIN STAYNER                 ELECTRONIC
ANARKYSTS (341)                THE CHADS (482)
(36-5891) [18-15-1,95]         (36-6562) [8-8-1,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KAMIKAZI (533)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SWORD SAINTS (583)          42
2. MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)      38      REVELATION (543)
3. ERRATA (490)                27      Unchartered Team
4. LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)    22
5. BLITZKRIEG (271)            22      SWORD SAINTS (583)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BAD SCIENCE (590)          4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 KAMIKAZI (533)           11  4 0
 2/ 0 REVELATION (543)         152  99  8 60.6   2/ 7 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    8  2 0
 3/ 2 THE CHADS (482)          119  78  6 60.4   3/ 2 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     8  2 0
 4- 4 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)   27  22  2 55.1   4/ 6 THE FALLEN (524)          6  7 0
 5- 3*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521)  15  13  2 53.6   5/ 5 PORTAL (578)              6  9 0
 6/ 0 BLITZKRIEG (271)         201 181 15 52.6   6/ 9 ANARKYSTS (341)           5  3 0
 7/ 8 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)    105  95  7 52.5   7- 4*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521)  4  1 0
 8/ 6 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 326 303 25 51.8   8- 8*BAD SCIENCE (590)         4  1 0
 9/ 9 HELTER SKELTER (256)     549 514 33 51.6   9/ 0 BLITZKRIEG (271)          3  0 0
10/ 7 KAMIKAZI (533)            97  91  7 51.6  10- 3 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)   3  1 1
11-10 MAROON MIDGET (587)      278 261 28 51.6  11-13*FAR EAST TREASURES (586)  3  2 0
12/11 BABES (416)              235 229  9 50.6  12/22*SWORD SAINTS (583)        3  4 0
13-12*FAR EAST TREASURES (586)  12  12  1 50.0  13/10 SPACE WOLVES (523)        3  5 0
14/13 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    68  69 10 49.6  14/18 ERRATA (490)              3  6 0
15-14 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)        12  13  0 48.0  15-16 THE BREW CREW (526)       3  6 0
16/15 ANARKYSTS (341)          375 430 38 46.6  16/19 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)  3  7 1
17/17 THE FALLEN (524)          94 117  6 44.5  17/ 0 REVELATION (543)          2  0 0
18-18 THE BREW CREW (526)       24  30  1 44.4  18-11 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)        2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 WARRIOR'S (580)           24  31  0 43.6  19/14 SCARRY TEAM (325)         2  4 0
20/16 SPACE WOLVES (523)        34  44  1 43.6  20/15 THE CLOWNS (565)          2  5 0
21/25*SWORD SAINTS (583)         3   4  0 42.9  21/17 WARRIOR'S (580)           2  8 0
22-20 KARNIVORZ (455)           23  33  1 41.1  22-21 KARNIVORZ (455)           1  1 0
23/21 PORTAL (578)              20  29  1 40.8  23/24 BABES (416)               1  3 0
24/22 THE CLOWNS (565)          24  35  7 40.7  24-23 MAROON MIDGET (587)       1  4 0
25/23 SCARRY TEAM (325)        151 233  4 39.3  25/26 THE CHADS (482)           0  4 0
26/24 ERRATA (490)              36  58  2 38.3  26/20 HELTER SKELTER (256)      0  3 0
27-26*CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)     0   4  0  0.0  27-25*CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)    0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                                 kiLl kontest update

Well, the kontest is officially over and it looks like we are going to have a run-off
between Legendary Bastards and Kamikazi for the win.  Good luck, guys.

         + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ A Dark and Stormy Night ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     Artebas Le Bhas stepped down from his perch on Tarzak's hand and looked around
with satisfaction.  This was, indeed, the entrance for which he had searched.  He
turned to make a comment to the creature, a sort of genie, he had decided, but Tarzak
had vanished.  Well, it had done what he asked.  He didn't need it any more.
     With one hand he pulled the parchment out of his shirt, with the other he traced
the carvings on the face of the key stone.  He looked up the height of the stone in
the diffused light, marveling at how clear the inscriptions were after all these
years....  Odd, the stone appeared to be at least seven feet high, why hadn't he seen
it before when he scouted the hilltop by daylight?  How could he have missed it?  He
looked around for other landmarks.
     And recognized nothing at all.
     There were no bushes, no tangled grasses, not even a hillside!  The stone stood
on a gently sloping plain under a featureless, faintly luminous, steel-colored sky,
and the only other landmarks were lesser stones forming a circle around it at least a
hundred yards across.  Some other dimension, that must be the answer.  He fought down
panic; what did he know about other dimensions?
     What had he said to that cursed genie?  The Gate of Lorthkan, that was it, and
the Seal of Koth.  Was this a test of some kind, to see if he really HAD done those
things?  Anger whirled through him:  what business had the genie to test him?  It was
a servant, nothing more!
     But he had told it to bring him to the entrance to the Catacombs of Jehrans, and
whatever else it did, the thing had to obey him, did it not?  Of course it did.
Everyone knew that much about genies.  So this must be the entrance, or at least one
entrance, and once he was inside the catacombs and had gained the treasure, he could
find the proper way out onto the hillside across from Jhans.  Or he could summon
Tarzak again and demand to be taken back.  Either way would be fine.  He was okay
here.
     Artebas patted his roll of parchment, smiled, and stepped closer to the stone.

     Barudai the Rirorni moved sideways until he could put one shoulder against all
that remained of his shelter.  From here he could watch the tunnel that had appeared
in the hillside behind him and the wall of water that fell from the sky in front.
The tunnel beckoned with dryness and warmth, but he was not such a fool as trust
himself to a magical passage.  It was bound to be a trap.  Better to run out into the
storm than to venture into the depths of the hill.
     A disturbance in the glassy smoothness of the falling rain claimed his full
attention.  A man stepped through it, gaunt, clad in a few rain-soaked ribbons and
draggled feathers, clutching a deeply carved staff.  His face and body were tattooed
with the symbols that marked him as a dark shaman, a follower of Mytori.  The priests
of Mytori had spells that could overpower the most accomplished swordsman, but
Barudai raised his sword anyway, prepared to sell his life as dearly as he could.
     The shaman never looked at him.  The burning eyes were fixed on the tunnel, the
thin-lipped mouth stretched wide in the smile of a man who sees his dearest wish made
real in front of him.  The shaman prostrated himself at the entrance to the tunnel,
began to chant, rose and entered it.
     Which meant that Barudai could escape his pursuer, but he was not as happy about
that as he had expected to be.  Whatever the shaman thought to find down there could
not be good news for the ordinary people of the plains.

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Bow down, suckas!  I'm about to get Ber-ZER-ker up in this piece because I ain't got
time to give, yo.  First off, let me tell these peoples about Badda Boop.  He's fat,
nasty, and WEAK!  That's right; I'm putting it down like that.  Why do you think
Badda Boop doesn't wear armor?  It's because he can't FIT in any!  Seriously, he'd be
standing there with his belly hanging out from under some crusty ass, gravy stained
chestplate and one foot hanging half way out his solleret.  Unfortunately, I won't be
able to embarrass Badda Boop on the sands this turn due to other priorities.  Moving
right along to what really matters in Jhans, City of DOOM!  I would like to
officially congratulate Iver and his bloodthirsty Anarkysts!  They have reached a
truly impressive milestone by breaking 800 fights in Jhans!  Only one other team has
been such a feared presence in the history of our fine arena so Iver is now one of
the true Legendary Bastards.  Despite his maintenance butchered win-loss he has
managed to rack up a record breaking 38 kills!  They don't call the man The Sexorcist
for nothing.  Iver and his Anarkysts are always stabbin' their way to the top!
Speaking of death I have a commitment to keep and some fools to represent on!

Praise be to Ahringol for he shall grant me immortality!

Sasquatch Cowboy
Soldier of DOOMcorps
Duelmaster of Jhans, City of DOOM

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHANS.  I don't wanna hurt anybody's 
feelings or anything, but SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ really goofed with their 0-0-0.  One team 
deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 1 after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, 
SUICIDAL DREAMS!  MVP award for WU JEN?  SWORD SAINTS' proud of him after beating 
MOON CRICKET and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  JAIMBE got 
smashed by CLOVER, and lost 14 points!  Like DARK ARENA's PUPPETMA$TER is sweating 
since he got Dark Arena Challenged by Duelmaster SASQUATCH COWBOY!  Don't you think 
the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think SASQUATCH COWBOY should let PUPPETMA$TER be 
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all 
their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  LEGENDARY BASTARDS was the most avoided team.  Is a 
326-303-25 record really that scary?  I don't know what MEMPHIS MAFIA II's been 
doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from LEGENDARY BASTARDS, 
that's fer sher.  Like, is HOOKFANG SHANKER popular, or what?  He was challenged the 
most in all of JHANS!  He's got a 3-3-0, is that good?  GAMBIT is being unfair.  
She's challenged down 16 against RECOUNT.  I don't know why they let this stuff go 
on.  (I'd better shut up) Is this how MEMPHIS MAFIA II advances, by having their 
members (GAMBIT) fight people that are really below them (RECOUNT)?  Some fights are 
really unfair.  How do you think URBAN HEBREW feels about being challenged by KALISTA 
J'NAE, 19 points above him?  I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in JHANS.  
KALISTA J'NAE got 7 points after beating URBAN HEBREW, 19 points below her.  See if I 
ever talk to GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN again!  DARK ANGEL was so low when He challenged he.  
Hhmph!  DARK ANGEL is a real man!  He was challenged by GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN, 20 points 
above, and BEAT him!  Dark Arena, anyone?  For sure, I was holding my breath when I 
found out KENSAI challenged BANE.  After all, haven't SWORD SAINTS and PORTAL had a 
long standing duel in JHANS?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but BANE 
wants me to write about it since he lost to KENSAI.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHANS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Like, who is this beast???  SASQUATCH COWBOY gets sent to the 
Dark Arena, battles PUPPETMA$TER, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet LEGENDARY 
BASTARDS manager is surprised!  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because JIGSAW KILLER had 
7-10-1 was no reason for LEGENDARY BASTARDS to send him to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  
Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491        15   6  3   123       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHADOW STARR 5999            20  21  1   122       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124         23   8  1   107       ANARKYSTS (341)
 GAMBIT 6161                  13  15  2    98       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 SLAYIN STAYNER 5891          18  15  1    95       ANARKYSTS (341)
-SLASHIN' SPECK 5854          17  25  2    92       ANARKYSTS (341)
-FRANKENSLOSH 5901            16   7  0    92       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-MARCIE 6076                  13  11  1    92       BABES (416)
 AYLA SECURA 6661              8   5  0    92       SPACE WOLVES (523)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BADDA BAMM 6075              18  19  1    88       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 PIXIE DUST 6308              17   9  2    88       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 CLOVER 5959                   8   9  1    75       ERRATA (490)
 RECOUNT 6333                 12   4  0    74       THE CHADS (482)
-PRINCE OF LIES 6697           6   1  0    69       REVELATION (543)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 I.B. KLONIN 6408              8   9  1    66       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307      14  15  0    65       THE FALLEN (524)
-RAEM 5956                     5   1  1    63       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 KALISTA J'NAE 6631            9   6  1    61       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 BEAUTIFUL SADNESS 6558        8  10  0    59       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-HEY SLAYER HAMMER 6714        6   4  1    59       SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
 HARPO 6637                    8   4  1    57       THE CLOWNS (565)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FREAKY FRED 4920              7   9  0    56       KARNIVORZ (455)
 SCALP HUNTER 6748             8   3  0    55       WARRIOR'S (580)
 LOKI 6712                     6   6  0    53       KAMIKAZI (533)
-ADQUAY 5954                   4   3  1    53       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 JAIMBE 6779                   5   3  0    52       KAMIKAZI (533)
 KILL-KID FIZZLE 6646         14   1  0    49       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-CAPN HAPPY 6823               5   4  0    48       MAROON MIDGET (587)
-SPEKTER 4921                  8   5  0    47       KARNIVORZ (455)
 CATFISH CHIA 6773             6   1  0    47       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-HEY DANCER HAMMER 6713        8   2  0    46       SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
 BLIND MAN 6885                5   2  2    46       KAMIKAZI (533)
-FALSE PROPHET 6724            5   1  0    46       REVELATION (543)
-HELIX PRIME 6344              6   5  1    45       SPACE WOLVES (523)
 APOCALYPSE 6633               8   5  0    44       REVELATION (543)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NIKITA 6639                   4   1  0    43       BABES (416)
 PALADIN 5410                  7  11  0    42       ERRATA (490)
 ELECTRONIC 6562               8   8  1    41       THE CHADS (482)
 SALLY 6426                    7  20  0    41       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           6  21  0    39       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 GASCAN GONZALEZ 6777          4   3  0    38       ANARKYSTS (341)
 CHESTER 4616                  6   3  0    37       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-LUCIFERI 6018                 8   3  0    36       THE BREW CREW (526)
-LICHEN 6007                   3   1  0    35       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-AUGUST 6659                   7   1  0    34       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-HEY AZRAEL HAMMER 6760        5   4  1    34       SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
 DAYCARE DIVA 6722             5   2  0    34       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-POPPIES 6812                  4   2  1    34       FAR EAST TREASURES (586)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK ANGEL 6937               2   0  0    33       KAMIKAZI (533)
-SERPENT OF OLD 6696           6   2  0    32       REVELATION (543)
 HOOKFANG SHANKER 6780         3   3  0    32       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 DHAMPIRA 6703                 7   6  0    31       SPACE WOLVES (523)
 URBAN HEBREW 6882             4   2  0    31       SPACE WOLVES (523)
 ALLIS 6415                    3   1  0    31       ERRATA (490)
-KAT KAT 6821                  6   6  0    30       MAROON MIDGET (587)
-MEAT MOE 6006                 2   2  0    29       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 DIVIT 5974                    3   5  0    28       ERRATA (490)
 GRIM 6731                     6   4  0    27       PORTAL (578)
 CHIEF IRON HORSE 6747         4   7  0    27       WARRIOR'S (580)
 KENSAI 6784                   1   1  0    26       SWORD SAINTS (583)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELASHAR 6733                 4   6  1    23       PORTAL (578)
 GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN 6778        6   4  0    22       ANARKYSTS (341)
 BANE 6730                     6   4  0    22       PORTAL (578)
-PSYCHO 6017                   3   8  1    22       THE BREW CREW (526)
 VELVET REVOLVER 6723          3   3  1    21       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-INDIGO 6814                   3   1  0    21       FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
-SAVOIR FAIRE 6656             2   1  0    21       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-OSMOSIS 6929                  1   0  0    21       BAD SCIENCE (590)
-RODNEY 6881                   1   3  1    20       THE CLOWNS (565)
-BEEZLE 4924                   4   7  0    19       KARNIVORZ (455)
 WIND 6797                     3   4  0    19       PORTAL (578)
 THE LOVE ABOVE 6892           2   2  0    19       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-HEY BURPER HAMMER 6715        4   6  0    18       SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (577)
-DIEBOLD 6645                  3   5  0    18       THE CHADS (482)
 WU JEN 6783                   1   1  0    18       SWORD SAINTS (583)
-HORIZONTAL POLKA 6191         4   2  0    17       THE BREW CREW (526)
-BASKET SPINNER 6888           2   1  0    17       FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
-SPAWN 6462                    2   2  0    17       THE BREW CREW (526)
 KIZZLE CANT KILLME 6893       1   3  0    17       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-ROYAL DRAGON 6751             3   2  0    16       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 RAZIEL 6918                   2   2  0    16       THE FALLEN (524)
 THE APOSTLE 6781              4   2  0    15       REVELATION (543)
-IZRAEL 6782                   1   0  0    15       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 HAMMER-EL 6880                3   4  0    13       THE FALLEN (524)
-AEMILIUS PAULUS 6692          2   3  0    13       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-MITOSIS 6933                  1   0  0    13       BAD SCIENCE (590)
-LUSTY 6819                    3   3  0    12       MAROON MIDGET (587)
-BARGARU 5958                  1   2  0    11       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 BLIND NIGHT 6916              3   1  0    10       KAMIKAZI (533)
 TWO FEATHERS 6938             1   0  0    10       WARRIOR'S (580)
 LANA 6928                     1   1  0     9       BABES (416)
-CATALYST 6930                 1   0  0     9       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 MOON CRICKET 6911             2   2  0     8       SPACE WOLVES (523)
 CAP'N FLOPPY 6935             2   0  0     6       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEARLS 6813                   1   3  0     6       FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
-KIMCHI 6889                   1   2  0     5       FAR EAST TREASURES (586)
 TARN 6924                     1   2  0     5       PORTAL (578)
 BUFFALO HUNTER 6922           1   2  0     5       WARRIOR'S (580)
-TUMOR 6932                    1   0  0     5       BAD SCIENCE (590)
-SLAM-BANG 6658                1   2  0     5       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-PUNDIT 6655                   0   5  0     5       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-BLIND SAMURAI 6785            0   1  0     5       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 HURLEY OAKJAW 6913            0   3  0     3       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-SHADE OF GRAY 6899            0   2  0     2       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
-HOLLIE 6908                   0   2  0     2       MAROON MIDGET (587)
-BABY DRACULA 6902             0   2  0     2       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
 THE CHOKE 6939                0   1  0     1       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-RHIBOSOME 6931                0   1  0     1       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 TRAMMEL 6944                  0   1  0     1       THE FALLEN (524)
-ISRAPHEEL 6786                0   1  0     1       SWORD SAINTS (583)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DIANA 6927             0  1 0 BABES 416             PUPPETMA$TER 18       487 NONE    
JACK PARR 6943         0  1 0 THE CLOWNS 565        WURM KIN 27           487 NONE    
PUPPETMA$TER 18        0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491 487 NONE    
PROBLEM 5977           4  5 0 ERRATA 490            HEY SLAYER HAMME 6714 485         
T'HAEL 6581            7 10 0 THE FALLEN 524        HELIX PRIME 6344      483 NONE    
JIGSAW KILLER 6627     7 11 1 LEGENDARY BASTARD 259 EVIL JOHN KERRY 25    487 NONE    
STINGY SHEW 6914       0  3 0 LEGENDARY BASTARD 259 SPYMASTER 22          487 NONE    
ARAK 6920              0  1 0 PORTAL 578            SCARLET 6921          484         
HEY DRAGON HAMME 6717  4  5 0 SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ 577 KALISTA J'NAE 6631    484         
ROADTRIP!!!! 6919      0  1 0 SUICIDAL DREAMS 525   RODNEY 6881           484 REVENGED
LITTLE FOX 6808        3  4 0 WARRIOR'S 580         HIGH ELF 19           487 NONE    
PONY SOLDIER 6746      5  4 0 WARRIOR'S 580         HARPO 6637            484         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Baphomet -- Cool...see you in Trocar!  My last turn here for a while.  Not a warm
place, but likable...your friends are well? -- Liam the Goth, Nuff Said!

Buddy Lee -- I know of two you can eat with some salt. -- Liam
P.S.  Baphomet has the Beer!

Liam -- Beer!?  More like purno! -- Buddy Lee

Buffalo Hunter -- Your blood was good. -- Izrael the wicked

Wind -- Well, how nice of you. -- Shade of Gray
P.S.  I will feed on your soul one of these days.

The Far East Treasures -- Is that right!? -- Buddy Lee (Sword Saints)

Span -- You are good. -- Blind Samurai

Basket Spinner -- You are fast. -- Wu-Jen

Indigo -- Now I'm all blue. -- Kensai

Illuminati -- It is I, the man of Action.  I will be here off and on mostly tourney
prep.  Can anybody tell me who're the scums.  I've got an experimental Aimer I'd like
to test out. -- Buddy Lee, Sword Saints
P.S.  Don't anybody even think about pointing to Sir Chester.

Blind Night -- Well that weapon sucked.  No wonder no one uses it.  See you around.
-- Shade of Gray

kLk -- Hello guys.  Nice arena you have here.  Can one of you give me the up and up
of the place--where to eat, where to hang out, etc. -- Liam the Goth, mgr. Condemned
Angels

Azraelus Prime -- Nice spotlight last turn.  So how did it end? -- Liam the Goth

Baphomet -- I don't see any beer here.  You said there would be beer. -- Liam the
Goth

Hammer -- Well hello to you as well. -- Liam the Goth

Liam -- Not beer...*BLOOD!* -- Baphomet, TCB

     Eeeew.  Not a warm weather drink, that. -- Ed.

Buddy Lee -- Style list enroute. -- Baphomet, TCB

Banana Gorilla -- Now *THAT* was simply *A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!*  Ain't I lucky? -- August

27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance.  In other words, you have to choose!  If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both.  The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example.  If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists

29 Jun 2005
The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee.  We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SASQUATCH COWBOY butchered PUPPETMA$TER in a 1 minute Dark Arena Title fight.
JIGSAW KILLER was killed by EVIL JOHN KERRY in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
LITTLE FOX was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STINGY SHEW was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JACK PARR was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
DIANA was viciously butchered by PUPPETMA$TER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLAYIN STAYNER was bested by SHADOW STARR in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
GAMBIT won victory over RECOUNT in a action packed 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
PIXIE DUST overpowered I.B. KLONIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PALADIN was defeated by DONNA THE HUNTRESS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
BEAUTIFUL SADNESS handily defeated BANANA GORILLA in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BLIND MAN was savagely defeated by HARPO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
KALISTA J'NAE devastated URBAN HEBREW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
LOKI devastated SALLY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN was handily defeated by DARK ANGEL in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GRIM defeated THE LOVE ABOVE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge struggle.
HAMMER-EL was handily defeated by HOOKFANG SHANKER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
HURLEY OAKJAW was devastated by WIND in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge brawl.
TARN was demolished by RAZIEL in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
KENSAI handily defeated BANE in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge competition.
WU JEN overpowered MOON CRICKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PIGFEED PICKTAN overpowered BADDA BAMM in a 1 minute uneven fray.
AYLA SECURA handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CLOVER demolished JAIMBE in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ELECTRONIC was defeated by KILL-KID FIZZLE in a popular 3 minute duel.
APOCALYPSE defeated CHIEF IRON HORSE in a action packed 1 minute match.
CHESTER was outlasted by GASCAN GONZALEZ in a dull 8 minute duel.
CATFISH CHIA outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a tiresome 16 minute bloody fray.
SCALP HUNTER vanquished DIVIT in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
DHAMPIRA lost to ALLIS in a popular 1 minute fray.
DAYCARE DIVA overpowered HELASHAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VELVET REVOLVER overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE APOSTLE overcame CONVICTED THIEF in a 5 minute match.
KIZZLE CANT KILLME outwaited BLIND NIGHT in a unpopular 7 minute novice's duel.
BUFFALO HUNTER was savagely defeated by LANA in a 1 minute brutal amateur's match.
CAP'N FLOPPY unbelievably bested THE CHOKE in a exciting 10 minute novice's fight.
TWO FEATHERS demolished TRAMMEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       74 -  54 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW        38 -  29 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  48 -  7      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  29 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    74 -  84 -  7      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  15 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  46 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  52 -  2      34  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  25 -  0      24  |

Turn 487 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  8         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491      15   6  3  123 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
LUNGING ATTACK   AYLA SECURA 6661            8   5  0   92 SPACE WOLVES (523)
AIMED BLOW       RECOUNT 6333               12   4  0   74 THE CHADS (482)
SLASHING ATTACK  KALISTA J'NAE 6631          9   6  1   61 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
TOTAL PARRY      KILL-KID FIZZLE 6646       14   1  0   49 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
PARRY-STRIKE     DAYCARE DIVA 6722           5   2  0   34 BLITZKRIEG (271)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLAYIN STAYNER 5891.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ELECTRONIC 6562.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIANA 6927, THE 
CHOKE 6939, THE LOVE ABOVE 6892, SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491, DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307, 
CLOVER 5959, ALLIS 6415, VELVET REVOLVER 6723, SHADOW STARR 5999, and GAMBIT 6161.

The least popular fighter this week was CATFISH CHIA 6773.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHESTER 4616, CAP'N FLOPPY 6935, KIZZLE CANT KILLME 6893, BLIND 
NIGHT 6916, GASCAN GONZALEZ 6777, BANE 6730, TRAMMEL 6944, BUFFALO HUNTER 6922, THE 
APOSTLE 6781, and HELASHAR 6733.