DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/04/2005    Duedate: 08/17/2005

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-488

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FRANKENSLOSH
HELTER SKELTER (256)
(36-5901) [17-7-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHADOW STARR                   WU JEN
SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)          SWORD SAINTS (583)
(36-5999) [21-21-1,131]        (36-6783) [2-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SLAYIN STAYNER                 BLIND MAN
ANARKYSTS (341)                KAMIKAZI (533)
(36-5891) [18-16-1,94]         (36-6885) [5-3-2,40]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HELTER SKELTER (256)        44
2. CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)      36      THE CHADS (482)
3. SPACE WOLVES (523)          34      Unchartered Team
4. BABES (416)                 30
5. SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)       28      SWORD SAINTS (583)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BAD SCIENCE (590)          4   1  0 80.0   1/ 3 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)    12  3 0
 2- 2 REVELATION (543)         152  99  8 60.6   2/ 1 KAMIKAZI (533)            9  6 0
 3/ 3 THE CHADS (482)          120  79  6 60.3   3/ 2 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    9  6 0
 4- 5*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521)  15  13  2 53.6   4- 8*BAD SCIENCE (590)         4  1 0
 5/ 7 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)    109  96  7 53.2   5/27*CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)    4  1 0
 6- 6 BLITZKRIEG (271)         201 181 15 52.6   6/12*SWORD SAINTS (583)        4  2 0
 7/ 9 HELTER SKELTER (256)     552 516 33 51.7   7/ 6 ANARKYSTS (341)           4  4 0
 8/ 8 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 327 306 25 51.7   8/21 WARRIOR'S (580)           4  6 0
 9/10 KAMIKAZI (533)            99  94  7 51.3   9/16 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)  4 10 1
10/12 BABES (416)              237 229  9 50.9  10/ 5 PORTAL (578)              4 11 0
11/14 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    69  73 10 48.6  11- 9 BLITZKRIEG (271)          3  0 0
12-15 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)        12  13  0 48.0  12/23 BABES (416)               3  3 0
13/16 ANARKYSTS (341)          376 431 38 46.6  13/20 THE CLOWNS (565)          3  3 0
14/21*SWORD SAINTS (583)         5   6  0 45.5  14/13 SPACE WOLVES (523)        3  5 1
15-18 THE BREW CREW (526)       24  30  1 44.4  15/26 HELTER SKELTER (256)      3  5 0
16/27*CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)     4   5  0 44.4  16/ 4 THE FALLEN (524)          3  9 0
17/20 SPACE WOLVES (523)        36  46  2 43.9  17-17 REVELATION (543)          2  0 0
18/17 THE FALLEN (524)          94 121  6 43.7  18/ 0*ILL INVADERS (7)          2  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 WARRIOR'S (580)           26  34  0 43.3  19-14 ERRATA (490)              2  2 0
20/24 THE CLOWNS (565)          26  35  7 42.6  20/19 SCARRY TEAM (325)         2  4 0
21/ 0*ILL INVADERS (7)          14  19  0 42.4  21-22 KARNIVORZ (455)           1  0 0
22-22 KARNIVORZ (455)           23  33  1 41.1  22-18 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)        1  0 0
23/25 SCARRY TEAM (325)        152 234  4 39.4  23- 7*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521)  1  0 0
24/23 PORTAL (578)              21  33  1 38.9  24/25 THE CHADS (482)           1  5 0
25-26 ERRATA (490)              36  58  2 38.3  25-15 THE BREW CREW (526)       0  5 0
26/ 0*IRON TITANS (591)          0   3  0  0.0  26/ 0*IRON TITANS (591)         0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                 kill kontest finish

Congratulations to Legendary Bastards and Ill Kid K for winning this year's kLk Kill
Kontest.  Hopefully I will have seen you at the face and gotten you your winnings.
Kamikazi and Nemesis took second.  Hope everyone enjoyed it and see you guys next
year.

                                                                         AZRAEL

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 525): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 411): SCARDY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 531): BUD SMITH of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 527): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 526): THE IMPECCABLE PIG of JUST DON'T CARE (The Muffin Man)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 530): AHMED of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 528): CAT-IN-THE-HAT of UNDER JOLLY ROGER (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 522): WOLFRAVEN of CLAN BATTLEAXE (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 514): GROBRAUM of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 513): HORNS of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 487): SASQUATCH COWBOY of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 477): DARK TYPHLOSION of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 210): QUIA RAYNE of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 464): THIRD BASE SPOCK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 413): TURAGH of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 196): RON WEASLEY of GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 184): LONDON QUIREBOY of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 362): TRAIN WRECK of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 162): KOOL AID of LIQUIDS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 406): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING from TALCAMA (Doc Steele)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 525): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 411): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 531): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 527): THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 526): EVEREST LLP (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 530): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 528): UNDER JOLLY ROGER (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 522): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 514): none
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 513): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 487): KAMIKAZI (Nemesis, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 477): GREYHAWK (Sceptre, mgr.0
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 210): LITERATI (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 464): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 413): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 196): STEEL REIGN (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 184): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Knolan, Master Wildstorm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 362): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 162): TWISTED SISTERS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 406): BLACK PRIMER, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 530): NOT HOYLE of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 527): SOGNATORE of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
               (turn 526): PERICLES of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
                           BAGMAN of HITMEN FOR HIRE (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 527): YAKKO of UNDER JOLLY ROGER (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
                           DILL WEED of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 522): WOLFRAVEN of CLAN BATTLEAXE (Mithril, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 514): GROBRAUM of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 513): LUGO BELOSKI of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
                           PRIME SLIME of THE NATURALS XI (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
               (turn 512): SKYDANCER of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 477): DARK TYPHLOSION of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 413): TURAGH of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 196): RON WEASLEY of GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (Godric Gryffindor, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 184): LONDON QUIREBOY of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
                          OOKAZI of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 362): BENSI DURN of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 161): 2 PHAT TOO of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

"HEEEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO, City of DOOM!"

"'Tis I, your King Killa, that Sasquatch Guerrilla!  Dropping fools for that K.I.D.
Illa!  None of you cats score kills like I do.  Just take a look, Jhans, all your
kills are belong to us!  I told you suckas I was gonna leave the Dark Arena showered
in crimson confetti!  What's long, full of holes, crawling with maggots, smells like
a bag full of rotting butts, and covered in wood?  Puppet Master, because I buried
his butt!  I would just like to point out that even though our body count was low; it
was seventy-five percent DA kills.  I'd also like to salute my fallen guildmates and
the noble way they died.  Unfortunately they had served their purpose poorly and
deserved to die!  Not everyone can handle the pressure of being the Double Heavy
Weight Champion of Jhans!  Hold up, let me straighten my crown."  Sasquatch tips his
crown from his head and tests its weight in his hand a few times.  He then flips it
casually in the air and gently catches it with the skull embossed front facing
towards him.  As the light plays off the crown's platinum finish Sasquatch licks his
thumb, smudges each of the skull's emerald eyes and then buffs the flawless stones to
a lustrous shine with his furry arm.  After resting the crown back on his head he
seats it forward and a smidgen to the left.  "Ahh, yes, you know how WE do it.  I'm
afraid the maidens will be here soon to give me a warm flea bath and comb my blood
spattered coat!  Before your King retreats to his throne room for the eve I would
like to extend this turn's shot at the Title to Frankenslosh.  My challenge will go
to you, my fellow soldier, and I hope you have trained hard and studied well because
I'm gonna FRAPP'E your green apple butt!  Yeah, that's right and you thought fire was
terrifying!  You wait until an eight hundred pound Sasquatch Guerrilla comes crashing
down on those elevator shoes of yours, Frankie Baby!  You better tell your boy, The
Count, that you'll take him up on that cereal deal, yo!  Cue the trumpets and bring
me some chicken, these fools make me tired!"

Sasquatch Cowboy
Soldier of DOOMcorps
Duelmaster of Jhans, City of DOOM
King of Killers & Champion of the Dark Arena

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in JHANS since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Bein' on top is great while it 
lasts, KAMIKAZI.  But how many friends do you have now?  Who can explain it?  Not 
you, not me, not CONDEMNED ANGELS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks 
from 27th to 5th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  WARRIOR'S moved up 13 places, to 8th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not 
me, not BABES' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 23rd to 12th.  
You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  HELTER SKELTER 
moved up 11 places, to 15th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough 
opponents.  Well don't look at THE FALLEN, cause they dropped by 12.  Some people say 
I ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well 
SUICIDAL DREAMS moved up 2, to 1st.  What's with HELIX PRIME?  He actually beat 
KAMIKAZI's JAIMBE, and walked away with 21 more points from the fight.  Laughs were 
big at BABES while they watched NIKITA clobber BEAUTIFUL SADNESS.  She lost 17 points 
and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  See how the Duelmaster 
challenged HELTER SKELTER's FRANKENSLOSH?  That sort of initiative is how it got 
where it is now.  I'm sure JHANS is excited about FRANKENSLOSH, the new Duelmaster 
from HELTER SKELTER.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  I 
suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  
Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
SWORD SAINTS.  In my day, no team with a 3-4-0 would scare me off!  What's the 
problem, CONDEMNED ANGELS?  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged 
warrior, FRANKENSLOSH!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  
Fighting is a better craft than farming, SLAYIN STAYNER, but you have to pay your 
dues.  Being challenged by SHADOW STARR, 27 points above you, is dues.  SHADOW STARR 
beat SLAYIN STAYNER.  I bet SHADOW STARR could beat two-year-olds, too.  Well, 
ANARKYSTS knows who to set their sights on.  CHIEF IRON HORSE didn't quite know what 
to make of a challenge he received from BLIND SAMURAI of SWORD SAINTS, who is 22 
points below him.  BLIND SAMURAI perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was 
overcame by CHIEF IRON HORSE and ended up with 6 recognition points.  I hate going to 
the effort of writing about the kind of fights that DONNA THE HUNTRESS gets in.  She 
fights people like HARPO, 8 points below.  I thought DONNA THE HUNTRESS showed great 
skill and promise when she was beat by HARPO.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  JAIMBE of KAMIKAZI didn't know when to quit.  When 
you've got a 5-4-0, that's a good sign.  Now he's dead.  Many a warrior has met his 
fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  
JHANS is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't want 
to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRANKENSLOSH 5901            17   7  0   103       HELTER SKELTER (256)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHADOW STARR 5999            21  21  1   131       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124         23   8  1   107       ANARKYSTS (341)
 SLASHIN' SPECK 5854          18  25  2   105       ANARKYSTS (341)
 BADDA BAMM 6075              19  19  1    96       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 SLAYIN STAYNER 5891          18  16  1    94       ANARKYSTS (341)
 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491        15   7  3    93       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARCIE 6076                  13  11  1    92       BABES (416)
-AYLA SECURA 6661              8   5  0    92       SPACE WOLVES (523)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAMBIT 6161                  13  16  2    85       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 PIXIE DUST 6308              17  10  2    84       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 I.B. KLONIN 6408              9   9  1    80       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-CLOVER 5959                   8   9  1    75       ERRATA (490)
-PRINCE OF LIES 6697           6   1  0    69       REVELATION (543)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)
 HARPO 6637                    9   4  1    67       THE CLOWNS (565)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307      14  16  0    66       THE FALLEN (524)
 HELIX PRIME 6344              7   5  2    66       SPACE WOLVES (523)
 LOKI 6712                     7   6  0    66       KAMIKAZI (533)
 RECOUNT 6333                 12   5  0    65       THE CHADS (482)
-RAEM 5956                     5   1  1    63       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 NIKITA 6639                   5   1  0    61       BABES (416)
 KILL-KID FIZZLE 6646         15   1  0    60       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FREAKY FRED 4920              7   9  0    56       KARNIVORZ (455)
 SCALP HUNTER 6748             8   4  0    54       WARRIOR'S (580)
-ADQUAY 5954                   4   3  1    53       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 ELECTRONIC 6562               9   8  1    50       THE CHADS (482)
 CHESTER 4616                  7   3  0    50       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 HOOKFANG SHANKER 6780         4   3  0    49       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 KALISTA J'NAE 6631            9   7  1    47       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-SPEKTER 4921                  8   5  0    47       KARNIVORZ (455)
-CATFISH CHIA 6773             6   1  0    47       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-FALSE PROPHET 6724            5   1  0    46       REVELATION (543)
 SALLY 6426                    8  20  0    45       SCARRY TEAM (325)
-APOCALYPSE 6633               8   5  0    44       REVELATION (543)
 BEAUTIFUL SADNESS 6558        8  11  0    42       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-PALADIN 5410                  7  11  0    42       ERRATA (490)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           6  22  0    40       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 BLIND MAN 6885                5   3  2    40       KAMIKAZI (533)
-GASCAN GONZALEZ 6777          4   3  0    38       ANARKYSTS (341)
-LUCIFERI 6018                 8   3  0    36       THE BREW CREW (526)
-LICHEN 6007                   3   1  0    35       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 DHAMPIRA 6703                 8   6  0    34       SPACE WOLVES (523)
-AUGUST 6659                   7   1  0    34       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-DAYCARE DIVA 6722             5   2  0    34       BLITZKRIEG (271)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WU JEN 6783                   2   1  0    33       SWORD SAINTS (583)
-SERPENT OF OLD 6696           6   2  0    32       REVELATION (543)
 CHIEF IRON HORSE 6747         5   7  0    32       WARRIOR'S (580)
-ALLIS 6415                    3   1  0    31       ERRATA (490)
 DARK ANGEL 6937               2   1  0    30       KAMIKAZI (533)
 WIND 6797                     4   4  0    29       PORTAL (578)
-MEAT MOE 6006                 2   2  0    29       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 KENSAI 6784                   2   1  0    29       SWORD SAINTS (583)
-DIVIT 5974                    3   5  0    28       ERRATA (490)
 RODNEY 6881                   2   3  1    28       THE CLOWNS (565)
 HELASHAR 6733                 4   7  1    24       PORTAL (578)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIM 6731                     6   5  0    23       PORTAL (578)
 BANE 6730                     6   5  0    23       PORTAL (578)
-GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN 6778        6   4  0    22       ANARKYSTS (341)
-PSYCHO 6017                   3   8  1    22       THE BREW CREW (526)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VELVET REVOLVER 6723          3   3  1    21       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 TRASHCAN AVENGER 319          3   1  0    21       ILL INVADERS (7)
-SAVOIR FAIRE 6656             2   1  0    21       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
 LANA 6928                     2   1  0    21       BABES (416)
 KIZZLE CANT KILLME 6893       2   3  0    21       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-OSMOSIS 6929                  1   0  0    21       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 CAP'N FLOPPY 6935             3   0  0    20       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-BEEZLE 4924                   4   7  0    19       KARNIVORZ (455)
 BLIND NIGHT 6916              4   1  0    19       KAMIKAZI (533)
 PROFESSOR GRIMES 53           3   4  0    18       ILL INVADERS (7)
-DIEBOLD 6645                  3   5  0    18       THE CHADS (482)
-HORIZONTAL POLKA 6191         4   2  0    17       THE BREW CREW (526)
 RAZIEL 6918                   2   3  0    17       THE FALLEN (524)
-SPAWN 6462                    2   2  0    17       THE BREW CREW (526)
-ROYAL DRAGON 6751             3   2  0    16       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-THE APOSTLE 6781              4   2  0    15       REVELATION (543)
 KNIGHT PROWLER 54             4   3  0    15       ILL INVADERS (7)
 HAMMER-EL 6880                3   5  0    14       THE FALLEN (524)
 SHADE OF GRAY 6899            1   2  0    14       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
-AEMILIUS PAULUS 6692          2   3  0    13       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-MITOSIS 6933                  1   0  0    13       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 CAPTAIN INFESTO 57            1   4  0    11       ILL INVADERS (7)
-BARGARU 5958                  1   2  0    11       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 TWO FEATHERS 6938             1   1  0    10       WARRIOR'S (580)
 IZRAEL 6782                   1   1  0    10       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 UNDER TAKER 6898              1   0  0    10       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
 THE LOVE ABOVE 6892           2   3  0     9       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-CATALYST 6930                 1   0  0     9       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 HAUNTING SHADOW 6901          1   0  0     8       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
 BABY DRACULA 6902             1   2  0     7       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
 BLIND SAMURAI 6785            0   2  0     6       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 TURTLE 6952                   1   0  0     5       WARRIOR'S (580)
-TUMOR 6932                    1   0  0     5       BAD SCIENCE (590)
-SLAM-BANG 6658                1   2  0     5       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-PUNDIT 6655                   0   5  0     5       CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
 TYRANT 6949                   0   1  0     5       IRON TITANS (591)
 HURLEY OAKJAW 6913            0   4  0     4       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 CHOKEBOT 2000 6939            0   2  0     2       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-RHIBOSOME 6931                0   1  0     1       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 BROKEN SPIRIT 6900            0   1  0     1       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
-ISRAPHEEL 6786                0   1  0     1       SWORD SAINTS (583)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PROBLEM 5977           4  5 0 ERRATA 490            HEY SLAYER HAMME 6714 485         
TRAMMEL 6944           0  2 0 THE FALLEN 524        SPYMASTER 22          488 NONE    
RUBBER NECK 6940       0  1 0 HELTER SKELTER 256    SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    488 NONE    
SQUIB 6947             0  1 0 IRON TITANS 591       SPYMASTER 22          488 NONE    
DOMESTIC DOOM 6951     0  1 0 IRON TITANS 591       KOBOLD ENFORCER 18    488 NONE    
JAIMBE 6779            5  4 0 KAMIKAZI 533          HELIX PRIME 6344      488         
SMASHMOUTH 6961        0  1 0 LEGENDARY BASTARD 259 SHEWISH GIANT 21      488 NONE    
TARN 6924              1  3 0 PORTAL 578            BANDIT PRINCE 25      488 NONE    
URBAN HEBREW 6882      4  3 0 SPACE WOLVES 523      BANDIT PRINCE 25      488 NONE    
MOON CRICKET 6911      2  3 0 SPACE WOLVES 523      RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   488 NONE    
ROADTRIP!!!! 6919      0  1 0 SUICIDAL DREAMS 525   RODNEY 6881           484 REVENGED
BUFFALO HUNTER 6922    1  3 0 WARRIOR'S 580         BLACK ORC 20          488 NONE    
PONY SOLDIER 6746      5  4 0 WARRIOR'S 580         HARPO 6637            484 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Illkidk -- Hey, congrats on fight 629! -- Polarius

Ill Kid -- First place for the kill contest was $25.00 or five roll-ups and renaming
of a dark arena monster.  Contact Sandy for the rename. -- Az

Azraelus Prime -- Thanks for the welcome.  Last p-ads weren't printed.  I think it's
only fitting that "we" make an appearance to your home address as well.  My support
is here if need be. -- Buddy Lee

Talon Darkhart -- Heard y'all 'bama boys.  I used to live in Salma myself way long
ago.  Crawdad eatin' was good! -- Buddy Lee

Baphom -- Diplo enroute! -- Buddy Lee

Baphomet -- Got the style list.  Very small, but thanks.  We will help it grow. --
Buddy Lee

Bane -- Sorry about the shield.  Never knew a scimitar could do such a thing.  I
apologize again for sending you to the infirmary.  Had the contest not been over, I'd
wish you were pushing up daisies, but being as it is, thanks for the skills! --
Kensai

Nemesis -- Go!  Go!  Go!  My puds are at your disposal.  "Just for the tie" mind you.
-- Buddy Lee

Baphomet -- Hmmm...blood, my favorite drink. -- Liam the Goth

TDH -- Missed you in North Fork. -- Liam the Goth

Nemesis -- Hello, so when do we get to hang out? -- Liam the Goth

Az -- O yeah! -- Liam the Goth

Azraelus Prime -- Cool, be in Jhans as I can, sent a reconnaissance force of
Devastators in to enemy held Fratsfa.  So me money is everywhere at this time. --
Liam the Goth

Baphomet -- Hey, just saying hi.  Sent you a diplo. -- Liam the Goth

4 August 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!!

ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!! 

The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce!

Where:  Dullens (DM13)  When:  October 8th, 2005

The Rules:
Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest.
All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If
They Live.  The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous
Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted.  Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The
Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In.  Dead Warriors
May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!!  All
Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In.

Scoring:
 1 Point For Each Win.
 1 Point For Each Kill.
-1 Point For Each Loss.
-1 Point For Each Death.

Categories:
Ultimate Style Master:  Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points.
Top Team:  Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
Top Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Team:  Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
Style Master:  Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The
               Contest.
Warrior Top 11:  Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest.
Iron Manager:  Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre
               Turns).
***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron
Manager Awards Starting At 6.

Prizes:
Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior:  +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train
                                              Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge.
MVP Team And MVP Warrior:  20 Rollups.
Style Master:  +1 To Bonus.
Warrior Top 11:  Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills. 
Iron Manager:  +1 To Bonus.

Please Contact Zalgor Prigg Via Diplo (Armor & Weapons DM102) or Email
(zalgor@hotmail.com) Should You Have Any Questions Or Wish A Free Team Rollup To Dark
Arena On Turn 1.

Disclaimer:  All Prizes Are To Be Used On Contest Team Only And Are Non Transferable.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

URBAN HEBREW was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUFFALO HUNTER was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TARN was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TRAMMEL was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
MOON CRICKET was assassinated by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SQUIB was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
SMASHMOUTH was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DOMESTIC DOOM was barely slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 1 minute competition.
RUBBER NECK was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SASQUATCH COWBOY was outwaited by FRANKENSLOSH in a 15 minute Challenge Title duel.
SHADOW STARR defeated SLAYIN STAYNER in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DONNA THE HUNTRESS was defeated by HARPO in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
CHESTER outwaited BLIND MAN in a exciting 7 minute Challenge contest.
HELIX PRIME murdered JAIMBE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
NIKITA handily defeated BEAUTIFUL SADNESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
RODNEY viciously subdued HELASHAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
RAZIEL was overcome by DHAMPIRA in a 3 minute amateur vs. master Challenge bout.
WU JEN devastated BANE in a exciting 3 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
BLIND SAMURAI was overpowered by CHIEF IRON HORSE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CAP'N FLOPPY outwaited GRIM in a 16 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge contest.
BABY DRACULA savagely defeated HURLEY OAKJAW in a 9 minute beginner's Challenge fray.
THE LOVE ABOVE was overpowered by WIND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LANA overpowered HAMMER-EL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GAMBIT was overpowered by SLASHIN' SPECK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RECOUNT was defeated by I.B. KLONIN in a exciting 1 minute expert's match.
BADDA BAMM vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PIXIE DUST slimly lost to RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a 3 minute master's bout.
KALISTA J'NAE was overpowered by LOKI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SALLY overcame DARK ANGEL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BANANA GORILLA was overpowered by ELECTRONIC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KILL-KID FIZZLE luckily beat SCALP HUNTER in a action packed 6 minute bout.
KENSAI subdued KNIGHT PROWLER in a 5 minute contest.
HOOKFANG SHANKER vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KIZZLE CANT KILLME luckily beat TWO FEATHERS in a crowd pleasing 7 minute match.
CAPTAIN INFESTO was savagely defeated by BLIND NIGHT in a popular 4 minute fray.
PROFESSOR GRIMES demolished CHOKEBOT 2000 in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SHADE OF GRAY vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IZRAEL lost to TRASHCAN AVENGER in a 6 minute brutal amateur's bout.
TYRANT was handily defeated by UNDER TAKER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BROKEN SPIRIT was defeated by TURTLE in a 1 minute beginner's battle.
HAUNTING SHADOW won victory over CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         TOTAL PARRY       69 -  48 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW        38 -  31 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  30 -  2      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    78 -  82 -  8      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK   49 -  52 -  7      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  41 -  2      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  55 -  2      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  23 -  0      26  |

Turn 488 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  8         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      FRANKENSLOSH 5901          17   7  0  103 HELTER SKELTER (256)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLAYIN STAYNER 5891        18  16  1   94 ANARKYSTS (341)
LUNGING ATTACK   PIXIE DUST 6308            17  10  2   84 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
SLASHING ATTACK  LOKI 6712                   7   6  0   66 KAMIKAZI (533)
AIMED BLOW       RECOUNT 6333               12   5  0   65 THE CHADS (482)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLAYIN STAYNER 5891.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLIND MAN 6885.  The ten other most popular fighters were SCALP HUNTER 6748, 
TWO FEATHERS 6938, SLAYIN STAYNER 5891, PIXIE DUST 6308, SHADOW STARR 5999, WU JEN 
6783, BLIND NIGHT 6916, HARPO 6637, RODNEY 6881, and RAZIEL 6918.

The least popular fighter this week was CAP'N FLOPPY 6935.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GRIM 6731, FRANKENSLOSH 5901, HURLEY OAKJAW 6913, SASQUATCH 
COWBOY 6491, KNIGHT PROWLER 54, IZRAEL 6782, BABY DRACULA 6902, TYRANT 6949, TRASHCAN 
AVENGER 319, and CHOKEBOT 2000 6939.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXV

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAIMED 2213 (170-120-18)               4  3  0         THE HURT             
DOTH DRAGONMERE 1257 (82-51-4)         1  4  0         NETHER WARRIORS      

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GORDON 4536 (78-25-1)                  5  3  0         BARNYARD BRUTES      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLONDIE 5723 (30-25-1)                11  3  0         BABES                
DONNA 5966 (19-12-0)                   4  3  0         BABES                

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEVASTATOR 6079 (20-17-2)              4  3  0         THE FALLEN           
REAPER 6150 (18-14-1)                  1  3  0         KAMIKAZI             
SKIRZA SLAPSTIK 5996 (21-17-1)         1  3  0         THE FALLEN           
THE LOVE BELOW 6187 (15-7-2)           1  3  0         THE DREAMING         

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MANICOUAGAN 4966 (9-4-0)               0  3  0         QUEBEC               
MARCIE 6076 (13-11-1)                  0  3  0         BABES                

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MR. ANDERSON 6043 (6-5-0)              0  3  0         THE MATRIX           

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JAIMBE 6779 (5-3-0)                    5  3  0         KAMIKAZI             
NIKITA 6639 (4-1-0)                    4  3  0         BABES                
LOKI 6712 (6-6-0)                      2  3  0         KAMIKAZI             
HARPO 6637 (8-4-1)                     0  3  0         THE CLOWNS           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ADQUAY 5954 (4-3-1)                    3  3  0         WAY OF THE SWORD C4  
BLIND MAN 6885 (5-2-2)                 2  3  0         KAMIKAZI             
RAEM 5956 (5-1-1)                      1  3  0         WAY OF THE SWORD C4  

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LICHEN 6007 (3-1-0)                    4  3  0         WAY OF THE SWORD C4  
RODNEY 6881 (1-3-1)                    4  3  0         THE CLOWNS           
BARGARU 5958 (1-2-0)                   3  3  0         WAY OF THE SWORD C4  
BLIND NIGHT 6916 (3-1-0)               3  3  0         KAMIKAZI             
DARK ANGEL 6937 (2-0-0)                2  3  0         KAMIKAZI             
RED HOODED HORROR 6788 (0-0-0)         2  3  0         THE KRONIES          
KIZZLE CANT KILLME 6893 (1-3-0)        1  3  0         MEMPHIS MAFIA II     
MEAT MOE 6006 (2-2-0)                  1  3  0         WAY OF THE SWORD C4  
CALLENA BELLE 6618 (0-1-0)             0  3  0         HELL'S BELLES        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RIREMA 6934 (0-0-0)                   15  3  0         KARNIVORZ            
LINX 6790 (0-0-0)                      5  2  0  DEAD   THE KRONIES          
GRIND MASTER 6709 (0-0-0)              4  3  0         SKATE DRAGONS        
RHONDA 6946 (0-0-0)                    4  3  0         BABES                
GALGRIM 6906 (0-0-0)                   5  4  1         GLORYMILL 8          
MEG 6942 (0-0-0)                       2  3  0         BABES                
LENO 6936 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         THE CLOWNS           
TYRANT 6949 (0-0-0)                    0  3  0         IRON TITANS