DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/18/2005    Duedate: 08/31/2005

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-489

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLAYIN STAYNER
ANARKYSTS (341)
(36-5891) [19-16-2,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SLAYIN STAYNER                 GEN BLOODLET
ANARKYSTS (341)                MALIGNANT (553)
(36-5891) [19-16-2,113]        (36-6327) [5-1-1,40]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SLAYIN STAYNER                 SLAYIN STAYNER
ANARKYSTS (341)                ANARKYSTS (341)
(36-5891) [19-16-2,113]        (36-5891) [19-16-2,113]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SWORD SAINTS (583)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOUSE OF CAIN (593)         43
2. 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)        30      THE CHADS (482)
3. ILL INVADERS (7)            30      Unchartered Team
4. MALIGNANT (553)             27
5. ANARKYSTS (341)             26      SWORD SAINTS (583)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 REVELATION (543)         152  99  8 60.6   1- 1 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)     8  2 0
 2/ 3 THE CHADS (482)          121  79  6 60.5   2/ 6*SWORD SAINTS (583)        7  3 0
 3/14*SWORD SAINTS (583)         8   7  0 53.3   3/ 7 ANARKYSTS (341)           6  3 1
 4/ 0 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     253 222 37 53.3   4/ 2 KAMIKAZI (533)            6  9 0
 5- 5 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)    109  96  7 53.2   5/12 BABES (416)               5  2 0
 6- 6 BLITZKRIEG (271)         201 181 15 52.6   6- 3 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    5  5 0
 7- 7 HELTER SKELTER (256)     552 516 33 51.7   7/ 9 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)  5  8 1
 8/ 8 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 329 308 25 51.6   8/10 PORTAL (578)              5 10 0
 9/ 9 KAMIKAZI (533)           101  97  7 51.0   9- 5*CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)    4  1 0
10/10 BABES (416)              239 230  9 51.0  10/13 THE CLOWNS (565)          4  4 0
11/ 1*BAD SCIENCE (590)          5   5  0 50.0  11/18 ILL INVADERS (7)          4  5 0
12-11 MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)    69  73 10 48.6  12/14 SPACE WOLVES (523)        4  8 1
13/13 ANARKYSTS (341)          379 431 39 46.8  13/16 THE FALLEN (524)          4  9 0
14-16*CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)     4   5  0 44.4  14/ 8 WARRIOR'S (580)           4 11 0
15/18 THE FALLEN (524)          96 124  6 43.6  15-11 BLITZKRIEG (271)          3  0 0
16/17 SPACE WOLVES (523)        37  49  2 43.0  16/20 SCARRY TEAM (325)         3  3 0
17/22 KARNIVORZ (455)           24  33  1 42.1  17-15 HELTER SKELTER (256)      3  5 0
18/21 ILL INVADERS (7)          16  22  0 42.1  18-17 REVELATION (543)          2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 THE CLOWNS (565)          27  38  7 41.5  19-19 ERRATA (490)              2  2 0
20/ 0*MALIGNANT (553)           12  17  3 41.4  20/24 THE CHADS (482)           2  3 0
21/19 WARRIOR'S (580)           26  39  0 40.0  21/ 0 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      2  3 0
22/23 SCARRY TEAM (325)        154 234  4 39.7  22/21 KARNIVORZ (455)           1  0 0
23/24 PORTAL (578)              23  36  1 39.0  23/ 0*MALIGNANT (553)           1  4 0
24-25 ERRATA (490)              36  58  2 38.3  24/ 4*BAD SCIENCE (590)         1  4 0
25/ 0*HOUSE OF CAIN (593)        2   4  0 33.3  25/ 0*HOUSE OF CAIN (593)       1  4 0
26/ 0*SONS OF LYCAON (594)       0   4  0  0.0  26/ 0*SONS OF LYCAON (594)      0  4 0
27-26*IRON TITANS (591)          0   3  0  0.0  27-26*IRON TITANS (591)         0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

         + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ A Dark and Stormy Night ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     Artebas Le Bhas stared at the stone in frustration.  There was no door in it,
nor did it mark any kind of opening in the ground.  How could it be the entrance to
the catacombs, then?  He banged his fist on the graven surface of the stone and
winced as the edges of the symbols cut into his hand.  Some of them matched the ones
on his parchment, more or less, but most did not.  Had the genie tricked him after
all?  He began to wish that he'd stolen the whole book.
     He also began to feel hungry and thirsty, chilled, a little tired.  This is not
what it was supposed to be like!  Stomping angrily, he paced back and forth in front
of the stone.  The genie could not have betrayed him, they weren't supposed to be
able to do that.  There must be some secret he was missing here, something that the
damned magicians didn't tell about, and then laughed when ordinary people fell into
these little traps.  Still stomping, he began to circle the wretched stone while he
searched his memory for a really good curse.
     And found himself in a tunnel, the distance stretches of which visible in a
faint light that came from...nowhere in particular.  But there were carvings on the
walls, and again, as outside, they bore a resemblance to the ones on his parchment.
Could it have been so easy after all to get into the catacombs?  He reached out to
verify the reality of the place by touching the wall.  It felt like stone:  cold,
hard, faintly gritty.  The ornaments were odd, appearing to be a series of bricked-up
doorways, narrow and featureless, one after another down the length of each wall.
Some silly superstition, he supposed, or a peculiar architectural convention.  Not
that it mattered to him.  He slapped one of the mock doorways.
     The bricks crumbled under the blow, though it had not been forceful enough for
such an effect.  As Artebas watched, a genuine doorway opened in the wall.  Skeleton
hands emerged from the blackness and broke away more brick, enlarging the opening.
     Artebas backed away.  The book hadn't said anything about skeletons!  He'd only
had time to skim it, and the script and language had been difficult, but he was
nearly sure that there had been no mention of skeletons.  He didn't LIKE skeletons,
or dead bodies of any kind.
     He held the parchment up to his eyes, straining to read the words of command.

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to SUICIDAL DREAMS, as they are 
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the SWORD SAINTS stable.  What goes up, must 
come down.  Watch out JHANS!  BAD SCIENCE may fall on you as it crushes past the 
teams below it to fall on the 24th spot.  Coming up with a solid 2-1-0 outing, BABES 
has advanced 7 places in the rankings.  ANARKYSTS is no joke as it posted a 3-0-1 
week advancing from 7th place to 3rd place.  Hey everybody, watch out for RIREMA, who 
flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing TUMOR like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  OSMOSIS was 
defeated by BLIND MADNESS and drops 16 points.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the 
laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes.  FRANKENSLOSH did not fight this week so its 
title was forfeit.  In front of all the crowds, SLAYIN STAYNER took the Duelmaster's 
crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Advice to bashers--never force 
anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JHANS arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid SUICIDAL DREAMS, please raise you hand.  Wow.  
Does JHANS really have that many liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch ILL 
INVADERS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from 
SUICIDAL DREAMS.  And who is this IZRAEL you ask, with 15 points and a 2-1-0 record.  
Ooh, the tales I could tell!  WU JEN of SWORD SAINTS had better have a good reason 
for challenging down 12 points in a challenge which he won.  I thought WU JEN showed 
great skill and promise when he defeated TRASHCAN AVENGER.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  This week 6-6-0 BANE was sent to the Dark 
Arena.  I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice of this.  
Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and SLAYIN 
STAYNER demonstrated that very violently on RIZZLE-DIZZLE's body.  Here's some 
advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the 
Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JHANS have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLAYIN STAYNER 5891          19  16  2   113       ANARKYSTS (341)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHADOW STARR 5999            21  21  1   131       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124         24   8  1   112       ANARKYSTS (341)
 SLASHIN' SPECK 5854          19  25  2   107       ANARKYSTS (341)
-FRANKENSLOSH 5901            17   7  0   103       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491        16   7  3    99       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-BADDA BAMM 6075              19  19  1    96       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-MARCIE 6076                  13  11  1    92       BABES (416)
-AYLA SECURA 6661              8   5  0    92       SPACE WOLVES (523)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GAMBIT 6161                  13  16  2    85       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-PIXIE DUST 6308              17  10  2    84       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-I.B. KLONIN 6408              9   9  1    80       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-CLOVER 5959                   8   9  1    75       ERRATA (490)
 HELIX PRIME 6344              8   5  2    73       SPACE WOLVES (523)
 GITO GITO HUSTLER 6291        8   7  0    72       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 NIKITA 6639                   6   1  0    70       BABES (416)
 HARPO 6637                    9   5  1    69       THE CLOWNS (565)
-PRINCE OF LIES 6697           6   1  0    69       REVELATION (543)
 RECOUNT 6333                 13   5  0    68       THE CHADS (482)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307      14  17  0    67       THE FALLEN (524)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPATHIC 6189                  8   8  1    66       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 LOKI 6712                     7   7  0    63       KAMIKAZI (533)
-KILL-KID FIZZLE 6646         15   1  0    60       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FREAKY FRED 4920              7   9  0    56       KARNIVORZ (455)
 SALLY 6426                    9  20  0    53       SCARRY TEAM (325)
-ELECTRONIC 6562               9   8  1    50       THE CHADS (482)
-CHESTER 4616                  7   3  0    50       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 'WERD 3870                    5   3  1    50       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-HOOKFANG SHANKER 6780         4   3  0    49       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KALISTA J'NAE 6631            9   7  1    47       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-SPEKTER 4921                  8   5  0    47       KARNIVORZ (455)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           7  22  0    47       SCARRY TEAM (325)
-CATFISH CHIA 6773             6   1  0    47       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-FALSE PROPHET 6724            5   1  0    46       REVELATION (543)
-APOCALYPSE 6633               8   5  0    44       REVELATION (543)
-BEAUTIFUL SADNESS 6558        8  11  0    42       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
-PALADIN 5410                  7  11  0    42       ERRATA (490)
 SCRATCH FURY 6647             5   3  0    42       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 GEN BLOODLET 6327             5   1  1    40       MALIGNANT (553)
 RODNEY 6881                   3   3  1    40       THE CLOWNS (565)
 SCALP HUNTER 6748             8   5  0    39       WARRIOR'S (580)
-GASCAN GONZALEZ 6777          4   3  0    38       ANARKYSTS (341)
 WU JEN 6783                   3   1  0    37       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 DHAMPIRA 6703                 8   7  0    35       SPACE WOLVES (523)
 BLIND MAN 6885                5   4  2    35       KAMIKAZI (533)
-DAYCARE DIVA 6722             5   2  0    34       BLITZKRIEG (271)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIM 6731                     7   5  0    33       PORTAL (578)
-SERPENT OF OLD 6696           6   2  0    32       REVELATION (543)
 CHIEF IRON HORSE 6747         5   8  0    31       WARRIOR'S (580)
-ALLIS 6415                    3   1  0    31       ERRATA (490)
-DIVIT 5974                    3   5  0    28       ERRATA (490)
 CAPTAIN INFESTO 57            2   4  0    27       ILL INVADERS (7)
 HELASHAR 6733                 4   8  1    25       PORTAL (578)
 LANA 6928                     3   1  0    25       BABES (416)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN 6778        6   4  0    22       ANARKYSTS (341)
 BLIND NIGHT 6916              5   1  0    22       KAMIKAZI (533)
 QUICKCLAW 6962                2   0  0    22       HOUSE OF CAIN (593)
-VELVET REVOLVER 6723          3   3  1    21       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 MITOSIS 6933                  2   0  0    21       BAD SCIENCE (590)
-KIZZLE CANT KILLME 6893       2   3  0    21       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 RIREMA 6934                   1   0  0    21       KARNIVORZ (455)
 TRASHCAN AVENGER 319          3   2  0    20       ILL INVADERS (7)
-CAP'N FLOPPY 6935             3   0  0    20       SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
 KNIGHT PROWLER 54             5   3  0    19       ILL INVADERS (7)
-BEEZLE 4924                   4   7  0    19       KARNIVORZ (455)
 WIND 6797                     4   5  0    18       PORTAL (578)
-DIEBOLD 6645                  3   5  0    18       THE CHADS (482)
 KENSAI 6784                   2   2  0    17       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 BLIND MADNESS 6972            1   0  0    17       KAMIKAZI (533)
-ROYAL DRAGON 6751             3   2  0    16       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-THE APOSTLE 6781              4   2  0    15       REVELATION (543)
 DARK ANGEL 6937               2   2  0    15       KAMIKAZI (533)
 IZRAEL 6782                   2   1  0    15       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 PROFESSOR GRIMES 53           3   5  0    14       ILL INVADERS (7)
 RAZIEL 6918                   2   4  0    14       THE FALLEN (524)
-SHADE OF GRAY 6899            1   2  0    14       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
 NEFF ROSIS 6320               1   2  1    10       MALIGNANT (553)
 ANAZAR 6976                   1   0  0    10       PORTAL (578)
-UNDER TAKER 6898              1   0  0    10       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
-THE LOVE ABOVE 6892           2   3  0     9       MEMPHIS MAFIA II (542)
 CATALYST 6930                 1   1  0     8       BAD SCIENCE (590)
-HAUNTING SHADOW 6901          1   0  0     8       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
 HURLEY OAKJAW 6913            1   4  0     8       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-BABY DRACULA 6902             1   2  0     7       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
 MEG 6942                      0   1  0     7       BABES (416)
 TWO FEATHERS 6938             1   2  0     6       WARRIOR'S (580)
 FORMEL 6974                   1   0  0     6       THE FALLEN (524)
 ISRAPHEEL 6786                1   1  0     6       SWORD SAINTS (583)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLIND SAMURAI 6785            0   2  0     6       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 OSMOSIS 6929                  1   1  0     5       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 AIEL 6973                     1   0  0     5       THE FALLEN (524)
-TYRANT 6949                   0   1  0     5       IRON TITANS (591)
 TURTLE 6952                   1   1  0     4       WARRIOR'S (580)
 TUMOR 6932                    1   1  0     4       BAD SCIENCE (590)
-CHOKEBOT 2000 6939            0   2  0     2       HELTER SKELTER (256)
 RHIBOSOME 6931                0   2  0     2       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 ALI G. 6945                   0   1  0     1       THE CLOWNS (565)
-BROKEN SPIRIT 6900            0   1  0     1       CONDEMNED ANGELS (588)
 CHINGO BLING 6975             0   1  0     1       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
 MOONSHINE 6968                0   1  0     1       SONS OF LYCAON (594)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923     9  7 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336    SLAYIN STAYNER 5891   489         
LENO 6936              0  1 0 THE CLOWNS 565        STONE GOLEM 26        489 NONE    
HAMMER-EL 6880         3  6 0 THE FALLEN 524        BLACK ORC 20          489 NONE    
BEING SOBER 6964       0  1 0 HOUSE OF CAIN 593     KOBOLD ENFORCER 18    489 NONE    
DA 6966                0  1 0 HOUSE OF CAIN 593     BLACK ORC 20          489 NONE    
DAA 6965               0  1 0 HOUSE OF CAIN 593     HIGH ELF 19           489 NONE    
NO TV'S 6963           0  1 0 HOUSE OF CAIN 593     SPYMASTER 22          489 NONE    
GRIM CLEAVER 6959      0  1 0 ILL INVADERS 7        RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   489 NONE    
JAIMBE 6779            5  4 0 KAMIKAZI 533          HELIX PRIME 6344      488         
ROCKGUT OGRE 6960      0  1 0 LEGENDARY BASTARD 259 WURM KIN 27           489 NONE    
VISTAN 6324            2  4 0 MALIGNANT 553         RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   489 NONE    
TU 'MAR 6322           1  3 1 MALIGNANT 553         STONE GOLEM 26        489 NONE    
COMMON COLD 6319       0  1 0 MALIGNANT 553         SPYMASTER 22          489 NONE    
BANE 6730              6  6 0 PORTAL 578            SPYMASTER 22          489 NONE    
DD 6969                0  1 0 SONS OF LYCAON 594    HIGH ELF 19           489 NONE    
DA! 6971               0  1 0 SONS OF LYCAON 594    BANDIT PRINCE 25      489 NONE    
PANDEMIC 6967          0  1 0 SONS OF LYCAON 594    HIGH ELF 19           489 NONE    
STREET LEGAL 6978      0  1 0 SPACE WOLVES 523      KOBOLD ENFORCER 18    489 NONE    
STREET SEAGULL 6977    0  1 0 SPACE WOLVES 523      SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    489 NONE    
JUNK 6979              0  1 0 WARRIOR'S 580         RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   489 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ill Invaders -- Wow!  You are a very old team.  Please introduce yourself to us
youngsters. -- Buddy Lee
P.S.  Welcome back!

All -- Hey!  Cheer up!  City of Doom doesn't sound so bad, I kind of like. -- Buddy
Lee

Ill Kid -- Congrats!  I like the way you Delarquan Nemesis, DA instead of giving him
a fair shot.  I like it!  Do whatever to win! -- Buddy Lee

Liam the Goth -- Oooh...I think I should have been the one doing the avoiding. --
Buddy Lee

Az -- What's up with this new contest you have, can I get in on this or what? --
Buddy Lee

All -- Am I the only one who writes P-Ads?  It's been quite quiet lately. -- Buddy
Lee

     Maybe they're too hot to talk? -- Ed.

4 August 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!!

ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!! 

The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce!

Where:  Dullens (DM13)  When:  October 8th, 2005

The Rules:
Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest.
All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If
They Live.  The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous
Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted.  Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The
Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In.  Dead Warriors
May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!!  All
Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In.

Scoring:
 1 Point For Each Win.
 1 Point For Each Kill.
-1 Point For Each Loss.
-1 Point For Each Death.

Categories:
Ultimate Style Master:  Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points.
Top Team:  Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
Top Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Team:  Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
Style Master:  Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The
               Contest.
Warrior Top 11:  Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest.
Iron Manager:  Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre
               Turns).
***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron
Manager Awards Starting At 6.

Prizes:
Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior:  +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train
                                              Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge.
MVP Team And MVP Warrior:  20 Rollups.
Style Master:  +1 To Bonus.
Warrior Top 11:  Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills. 
Iron Manager:  +1 To Bonus.

Please Contact Zalgor Prigg Via Diplo (Armor & Weapons DM102) or Email
(zalgor@hotmail.com) Should You Have Any Questions Or Wish A Free Team Rollup To Dark
Arena On Turn 1.

Disclaimer:  All Prizes Are To Be Used On Contest Team Only And Are Non Transferable.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HAMMER-EL was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BANE was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
VISTAN was murdered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a action packed 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
TU 'MAR was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
COMMON COLD was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
LENO was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
BEING SOBER was barely slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
JUNK was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DA was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
STREET LEGAL was slaughtered by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DD was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
ROCKGUT OGRE was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DAA was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
STREET SEAGULL was assassinated by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA! was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
PANDEMIC was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
NO TV'S was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
GRIM CLEAVER was easily killed by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
LOKI was defeated by HELIX PRIME in a 1 minute veteran's Bloodfeud duel.
NIKITA viciously subdued DONNA THE HUNTRESS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
WU JEN bested TRASHCAN AVENGER in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
KENSAI was demolished by GRIM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RODNEY overpowered WIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ISRAPHEEL outwaited TURTLE in a crowd boring 8 minute novice's Challenge bout.
CATALYST was subdued by BLIND NIGHT in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
IZRAEL unbelievably bested TWO FEATHERS in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
PIGFEED PICKTAN devastated HARPO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SLAYIN STAYNER assassinated RIZZLE-DIZZLE in a exciting 3 minute uneven Title fight.
SASQUATCH COWBOY vanquished SPATHIC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLASHIN' SPECK subdued GITO GITO HUSTLER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
RECOUNT handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SALLY overpowered DHAMPIRA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
GEN BLOODLET beat HELASHAR in a 3 minute fight.
BANANA GORILLA defeated BLIND MAN in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
SCALP HUNTER was beaten by 'WERD in a 3 minute match.
DARK ANGEL was defeated by CAPTAIN INFESTO in a exciting 1 minute fight.
CHIEF IRON HORSE was overpowered by SCRATCH FURY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
RAZIEL was subdued by LANA in a 1 minute contest.
KNIGHT PROWLER won victory over NEFF ROSIS in a 3 minute fight.
QUICKCLAW outwaited PROFESSOR GRIMES in a exciting 8 minute battle.
MITOSIS devastated CHINGO BLING in a 2 minute uneven bout.
TUMOR was savagely defeated by RIREMA in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
RHIBOSOME was subdued by FORMEL in a 1 minute novice's duel.
OSMOSIS was beaten by BLIND MADNESS in a 1 minute novice's duel.
HURLEY OAKJAW overcame MEG in a 1 minute amateur's match.
AIEL won victory over ALI G. in a 2 minute novice's match.
ANAZAR demolished MOONSHINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY       62 -  49 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         AIMED BLOW        40 -  32 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  30 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         LUNGING ATTACK    80 -  87 -  8      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  40 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  59 -  7      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  18 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  55 -  1      34  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  22 -  0      27  |

Turn 489 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  9         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    4 - 11         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3     
                              TOTAL PARRY        2 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SLAYIN STAYNER 5891        19  16  2  113 ANARKYSTS (341)
LUNGING ATTACK   HELIX PRIME 6344            8   5  2   73 SPACE WOLVES (523)
AIMED BLOW       RECOUNT 6333               13   5  0   68 THE CHADS (482)
WALL OF STEEL    'WERD 3870                  5   3  1   50 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
BASHING ATTACK   SCRATCH FURY 6647           5   3  0   42 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
TOTAL PARRY      DHAMPIRA 6703               8   7  0   35 SPACE WOLVES (523)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLAYIN STAYNER 5891.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SLAYIN STAYNER 5891.  The ten other most popular fighters were PROFESSOR 
GRIMES 53, RIREMA 6934, LENO 6936, NIKITA 6639, HELASHAR 6733, SCALP HUNTER 6748, 
MITOSIS 6933, ALI G. 6945, LOKI 6712, and WU JEN 6783.

The least popular fighter this week was ISRAPHEEL 6786.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MOONSHINE 6968, MEG 6942, TUMOR 6932, CHINGO BLING 6975, QUICKCLAW 
6962, RAZIEL 6918, CHIEF IRON HORSE 6747, SPATHIC 6189, HARPO 6637, and KENSAI 6784.