DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/15/2005    Duedate: 09/28/2005

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-491

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FRANKENSLOSH
HELTER SKELTER (256)
(36-5901) [19-7-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FRANKENSLOSH                   RAEM
HELTER SKELTER (256)           WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
(36-5901) [19-7-0,116]         (36-5956) [6-2-1,62]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SCALP HUNTER                   LICHEN
WARRIOR'S (580)                WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
(36-6748) [10-5-0,64]          (36-6007) [4-2-0,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KAMIKAZI (533)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ABSTRACT (415)              50
2. LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)    42      5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
3. KAMIKAZI (533)              32      Unchartered Team
4. SONS OF LYCAON (594)        30
5. HOUSE OF CAIN (593)         28      ABSTRACT (415)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ARGONAUTS (585)           19   9  0 67.9   1/ 1 KAMIKAZI (533)            8  7 0
 2- 2 REVELATION (543)         155 100  8 60.8   2/ 4 PORTAL (578)              7  8 0
 3- 3 THE CHADS (482)          121  79  6 60.5   3/21 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)  6  7 0
 4/ 0*ABSTRACT (415)             6   4  2 60.0   4/14 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)      6  8 0
 5- 5 ACT OF MALICE (257)       88  69  9 56.1   5/ 8 THE FALLEN (524)          6  9 0
 6- 6 THE DREAMING (529)        80  70  5 53.3   6/ 0*ABSTRACT (415)            5  0 2
 7/ 4*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521)  17  15  2 53.1   7/16 KARNIVORZ (455)           5  0 0
 8/ 9 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)     257 227 37 53.1   8/ 2 HELTER SKELTER (256)      5  5 0
 9-10 BLITZKRIEG (271)         202 184 15 52.3   9/ 3 SPACE WOLVES (523)        5  9 1
10/11 HELTER SKELTER (256)     557 521 33 51.7  10/ 7 ILL INVADERS (7)          5 10 0
11/12 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259) 333 313 25 51.5  11-12 THE DREAMING (529)        4  1 0
12/13 KAMIKAZI (533)           107 101  7 51.4  12-13*MALIGNANT (553)           4  6 0
13/14 BABES (416)              240 232 10 50.8  13/15 WARRIOR'S (580)           4 11 1
14-15*BAD SCIENCE (590)          5   5  0 50.0  14- 9 ANARKYSTS (341)           3  0 1
15-16 FLORIDA SURF (297)        79  80  4 49.7  15-17 REVELATION (543)          3  1 0
16/ 7*SWORD SAINTS (583)         8   9  0 47.1  16-18*ARGONAUTS (585)           3  2 0
17-18 ANARKYSTS (341)          379 431 39 46.8  17/ 5 BABES (416)               3  3 1
18/21 KARNIVORZ (455)           28  33  1 45.9  18/ 6*SWORD SAINTS (583)        3  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20*MALIGNANT (553)           15  19  3 44.1  19/22*WAY OF THE SWORD C (521)  2  2 0
20/22 THE FALLEN (524)         100 130  6 43.5  20/19 SCARRY TEAM (325)         2  4 0
21/23 SPACE WOLVES (523)        41  55  3 42.7  21/28*OUTLAW NATION (569)       2  6 0
22/24 PORTAL (578)              28  41  1 40.6  22/30*SONS OF LYCAON (594)      2 10 0
23-25 THE CLOWNS (565)          27  40  7 40.3  23/31*HOUSE OF CAIN (593)       2 12 0
24/26 WARRIOR'S (580)           30  45  1 40.0  24-23 THE CHADS (482)           1  0 0
25/27 ILL INVADERS (7)          19  29  0 39.6  25-24 ACT OF MALICE (257)       1  0 0
26/28 SCARRY TEAM (325)        154 238  4 39.3  26-25 BLITZKRIEG (271)          1  3 0
27-29*SEA DOGS (545)            14  23  1 37.8  27-27*SEA DOGS (545)            1  4 0
28/30*OUTLAW NATION (569)        2   6  0 25.0  28-29*BAD SCIENCE (590)         1  4 0
29/31*HOUSE OF CAIN (593)        3  12  0 20.0  29-20 THE CLOWNS (565)          1  5 0
30/32*SONS OF LYCAON (594)       2  10  0 16.7  30-32*TWILIGHT DAZE (592)       0  5 0
31-33*TWILIGHT DAZE (592)        0   5  0  0.0  31-34 FLORIDA SURF (297)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in JHANS since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  LEGENDARY BASTARDS moved up 18 places, to 3rd.  
BABES bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 5th down to 17th!  
Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Ever take one of those association tests?  You 
know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  SWORD 
SAINTS!  What's with MOONSHINE?  It actually beat THE FALLEN's FORMEL, and walked 
away with 19 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at SONS OF LYCAON while 
they watched MOONSHINE clobber FORMEL.  She lost 18 points and got bruised from 
objects thrown from the stands.  JHANS has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get 
lazy.  It challenged BABES' NIKITA (7-2-1), which should prove (ahem!) interesting.  
NIKITA was reminded on the sands why FRANKENSLOSH is Duelmaster.  Wouldn't it be nice 
to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of 
convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, THE FALLEN!  
In my day, no team with a 99-126-6 would scare me off!  What's the problem, ILL 
INVADERS?  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, LICHEN!  
Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  Taunt your opponent SCRATCH 
FURY!  That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged.  (and by 24 points!)  
SPEKTER should have an easy win.  I have to get this off my chest.  What a low dog, 
SPEKTER!  He can't set himself up in a real match.  I was sorry to see SCRATCH FURY 
lose.  Fighting is a better craft than farming, SHAR, but you have to pay your dues.  
Being challenged by RIREMA, 20 points above you, is dues.  RIREMA subdued SHAR.  
KARNIVORZ calls this fighting?  In my day...   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd 
better shape up.  Tough beans, DHAMPIRA.  That's what a 9-7-1 gets you.  HELIX PRIME 
larned his lesson (LOKI taught it well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im 
fight any KAMIKAZI members with the same gusto.  TWO FEATHERS was plum wore out after 
TRASHCAN AVENGER pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  WARRIOR'S'll have to get a little 
better before going after TRASHCAN AVENGER again!  Many a warrior has met his fate in 
a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
JHANS is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't want 
to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRANKENSLOSH 5901            19   7  0   116       HELTER SKELTER (256)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLAYIN STAYNER 5891          19  16  2   113       ANARKYSTS (341)
-PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124         24   8  1   112       ANARKYSTS (341)
-SLASHIN' SPECK 5854          19  25  2   107       ANARKYSTS (341)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AYLA SECURA 6661              9   6  0   105       SPACE WOLVES (523)
 SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491        17   7  3   103       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-SEA LICE 3611                12   4  0   103       FLORIDA SURF (297)
-CLURACAN 6035                23   8  0    97       THE DREAMING (529)
 NIKITA 6639                   7   2  1    94       BABES (416)
-MARCIE 6076                  13  11  1    92       BABES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307      15  18  0    83       THE FALLEN (524)
 LOKI 6712                     8   8  0    81       KAMIKAZI (533)
 I.B. KLONIN 6408             10  10  1    79       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-PRINCE OF LIES 6697           7   1  0    76       REVELATION (543)
 'WERD 3870                    7   3  1    72       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-RECOUNT 6333                 13   5  0    68       THE CHADS (482)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)
 SPATHIC 6189                  9   9  1    67       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
-HARPO 6637                    9   6  1    67       THE CLOWNS (565)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCALP HUNTER 6748            10   5  0    64       WARRIOR'S (580)
 SPEKTER 4921                 10   5  0    63       KARNIVORZ (455)
 RAEM 5956                     6   2  1    62       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 HELIX PRIME 6344              9   6  2    59       SPACE WOLVES (523)
-ORPHEUS 6801                  6   1  0    59       ARGONAUTS (585)
-APOCALYPSE 6633               9   5  0    57       REVELATION (543)
 CHESTER 4616                  9   3  0    57       HELTER SKELTER (256)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GORILLA GRIP 3568             9  10  1    56       FLORIDA SURF (297)
-FREAKY FRED 4920              7   9  0    56       KARNIVORZ (455)
-BATTERING RAM 6198            6   3  0    56       SEA DOGS (545)
-ADQUAY 5954                   4   3  1    53       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
-ELECTRONIC 6562               9   8  1    50       THE CHADS (482)
 SALLY 6426                    9  22  0    49       SCARRY TEAM (325)
-CATFISH CHIA 6773             7   1  0    49       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-GEN BLOODLET 6327             6   1  1    49       MALIGNANT (553)
 HOOKFANG SHANKER 6780         5   4  0    46       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-FALSE PROPHET 6724            5   1  0    46       REVELATION (543)
 BANANA GORILLA 5276           7  24  0    45       SCARRY TEAM (325)
 LICHEN 6007                   4   2  0    45       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 BLIND NIGHT 6916              7   1  0    44       KAMIKAZI (533)
 GRIM 6731                     9   5  0    43       PORTAL (578)
-RODNEY 6881                   3   3  1    40       THE CLOWNS (565)
-PIMP BEEFAROONY 6579         11   6  0    39       THE DREAMING (529)
-GALADUR THAN 5860             6   1  1    39       ACT OF MALICE (257)
-GASCAN GONZALEZ 6777          4   3  0    38       ANARKYSTS (341)
 RIREMA 6934                   3   0  0    38       KARNIVORZ (455)
 CHIEF IRON HORSE 6747         6   9  0    36       WARRIOR'S (580)
-PEG LEG 6196                  4   5  0    35       SEA DOGS (545)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERPENT OF OLD 6696           6   3  0    33       REVELATION (543)
 CAPTAIN INFESTO 57            3   5  0    33       ILL INVADERS (7)
 WU JEN 6783                   3   2  0    33       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 SCRATCH FURY 6647             5   5  0    31       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 MOONSHINE 6968                2   1  0    31       SONS OF LYCAON (594)
-DAYCARE DIVA 6722             5   3  0    30       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 QUICKCLAW 6962                3   1  0    30       HOUSE OF CAIN (593)
 BLIND MAN 6885                5   6  2    29       KAMIKAZI (533)
-MEAT MOE 6006                 2   2  0    29       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 BLIND MADNESS 6972            3   0  0    28       KAMIKAZI (533)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK ANGEL 6937               3   3  0    26       KAMIKAZI (533)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROFESSOR GRIMES 53           4   6  0    23       ILL INVADERS (7)
 TRASHCAN AVENGER 319          4   3  0    23       ILL INVADERS (7)
 ELAINE 6548                   2   0  0    23       OUTLAW NATION (569)
-GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN 6778        6   4  0    22       ANARKYSTS (341)
 WIND 6797                     5   6  0    21       PORTAL (578)
-MITOSIS 6933                  2   0  0    21       BAD SCIENCE (590)
-THE APOSTLE 6781              5   2  0    20       REVELATION (543)
 KNIGHT PROWLER 54             5   5  0    20       ILL INVADERS (7)
-BEEZLE 4924                   4   7  0    19       KARNIVORZ (455)
-JASON 6799                    4   2  0    19       ARGONAUTS (585)
-DIEBOLD 6645                  3   5  0    18       THE CHADS (482)
-SCARLET 6921                  2   0  1    18       THE DREAMING (529)
 BLACKSUN 7010                 1   1  0    18       5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
 JACK HERER 4543               1   1  0    17       ABSTRACT (415)
-ROYAL DRAGON 6751             3   3  0    16       BLITZKRIEG (271)
 HURLEY OAKJAW 6913            2   5  0    16       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-VELVET REVOLVER 6723          3   4  1    15       BLITZKRIEG (271)
-HERACLES 6800                 3   2  0    15       ARGONAUTS (585)
-IZRAEL 6782                   2   1  0    15       SWORD SAINTS (583)
 SILVER PEARL 4544             2   0  0    15       ABSTRACT (415)
 CHINGO BLING 6975             1   2  0    15       LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
-NESTOR 6798                   3   1  0    14       ARGONAUTS (585)
-THESEUS 6802                  3   3  0    12       ARGONAUTS (585)
-SPANISH HOUSE 3719            3   1  0    12       FLORIDA SURF (297)
 TWO FEATHERS 6938             2   3  1    12       WARRIOR'S (580)
 RAZIEL 6918                   2   6  0    12       THE FALLEN (524)
 ANAZAR 6976                   2   1  0    11       PORTAL (578)
-BARGARU 5958                  1   2  0    11       WAY OF THE SWORD C4 (521)
 CHRISTMAS TREE 6982           1   0  0    10       ABSTRACT (415)
 KENSAI 6784                   2   3  0     9       SWORD SAINTS (583)
-QUASAR 6895                   2   1  0     9       THE DREAMING (529)
 FORMEL 6974                   2   1  0     9       THE FALLEN (524)
 NORTHERN LIGHTS 4542          1   1  1     8       ABSTRACT (415)
-CATALYST 6930                 1   1  0     8       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 AIEL 6973                     2   1  0     7       THE FALLEN (524)
-NEFF ROSIS 6320               1   3  1     7       MALIGNANT (553)
 BUBBLEGUM TWO 6981            1   0  1     7       ABSTRACT (415)
 SHAR 6988                     1   1  0     7       PORTAL (578)
-MEG 6942                      0   1  0     7       BABES (416)
-MORNGRIM THORTH 5902          1   3  0     6       ACT OF MALICE (257)
-KALOS DAGGERSPINE 7008        1   0  0     6       MALIGNANT (553)
-ISRAPHEEL 6786                1   1  0     6       SWORD SAINTS (583)
-BLIND SAMURAI 6785            0   2  0     6       SWORD SAINTS (583)
-OSMOSIS 6929                  1   1  0     5       BAD SCIENCE (590)
-NIGHT SHADE 6953              1   0  0     5       THE DREAMING (529)
 GORN ANVIL 6998               1   1  0     4       SPACE WOLVES (523)
-TUMOR 6932                    1   1  0     4       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 RIPEL 6986                    1   1  0     4       THE FALLEN (524)
-GINGO IRONTHUMB 7009          1   0  0     4       MALIGNANT (553)
-RHIBOSOME 6931                0   2  0     2       BAD SCIENCE (590)
 PALE RIDER 6980               0   2  0     2       HELTER SKELTER (256)
-STARLITE 6958                 0   1  0     1       TWILIGHT DAZE (592)
-MIRANDA 6957                  0   1  0     1       TWILIGHT DAZE (592)
-GREENE SMOKE 6955             0   1  0     1       TWILIGHT DAZE (592)
-CHARBAKA 6954                 0   1  0     1       TWILIGHT DAZE (592)
 FALCONE 7012                  0   1  0     1       SONS OF LYCAON (594)
-POOP DECK GUY 6985            0   1  0     1       SEA DOGS (545)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
RIZZLE-DIZZLE 5923     9  7 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336    SLAYIN STAYNER 5891   489         
GITO GITO HUSTLE 6291  8  8 0 5440 OR FIGHT! 336    NIKITA 6639           490         
CHOKEBOT 2000 6939     0  4 0 HELTER SKELTER 256    NORTHERN LIGHTS 4542  491         
DIRT CLAW 7018         0  1 0 HOUSE OF CAIN 593     SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    491 NONE    
WIND CLAW 7013         0  1 0 HOUSE OF CAIN 593     SPYMASTER 22          491 NONE    
SPIKE CLAW 7017        0  1 0 HOUSE OF CAIN 593     SPYMASTER 22          491 NONE    
09141415091211 7020    0  1 0 ILL INVADERS 7        SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    491 NONE    
STERN SURESTRIKE 7001  0  1 0 ILL INVADERS 7        TWO FEATHERS 6938     490 JUST REV
JAIMBE 6779            5  4 0 KAMIKAZI 533          HELIX PRIME 6344      488 JUST REV
INFIDELS! 7019         0  1 0 LEGENDARY BASTARD 259 STONE GOLEM 26        491 NONE    
DA! 7023               0  1 0 OUTLAW NATION 569     RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   491 NONE    
DAA! 7025              0  1 0 OUTLAW NATION 569     STONE GOLEM 26        491 NONE    
GHAR 7021              0  1 0 PORTAL 578            BUBBLEGUM TWO 6981    491         
VLAD THE BAD 7011      0  1 0 SONS OF LYCAON 594    BLACK ORC 20          491 NONE    
FIONNA THE APPLE 7015  0  1 0 SONS OF LYCAON 594    SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    491 NONE    
DHAMPIRA 6703          9  8 1 SPACE WOLVES 523      RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   491 NONE    
SW1 7016               0  1 0 SPACE WOLVES 523      RIPPLES DORRIGAN 23   491 NONE    
GRASSHOPPER 6989       0  2 0 WARRIOR'S 580         KOBOLD ENFORCER 18    491 NONE    
TURTLE 6952            1  3 0 WARRIOR'S 580         SHEWISH GIANT 21      491 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Scratch Fury -- Comin back at ya. -- Spekter

Quickclaw -- I need to check out my TP strat; kinda weak so I gotta continue testing.
-- Rirema

Frankenslosh -- I still owe you an ass kicking, you ugly foo! -- Sasquatch Cowboy

Cosmo -- Congrats on retaking your title!  We are all just pawns in CosmoWorld! --
!ll.kid.k

Raziel -- I apologize for having to get NASTY on you, sir.  However, a gentleman like
me doesn't appreciate your advances.  Save such behavior for your mates. -- Professor
Grimes

Two Feathers -- Prepare thyself. -- Ill Invaders

15 September 2005
                             HAMMER ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT

     Be it known from the highest mountains to the darkest alleys of Alastari that
the veteran manager known far and wide as Hammer has now officially retired from
sponsoring contests as of September 15, 2005.
     What a long time ago was a fun motivated activity to help promote our common
DM/D2 gaming interest in an effort to promote the growth and competitiveness of
selected arenas has become a far from fun experience.
     In other words Hammer has had it!
     The combination of real life situations interfering with the time needed to
effectively sponsor a contest, plus the attitudes expressed during such sponsorship
interference has led to Hammer closing his personal coin coffers and retiring from
his planned sponsorship of any future contests.
     There are others in our close knit gaming community who are well able to step up
to the plate and continue sponsoring contests that make the basic game a fun
experience for all those who choose to compete and interact in such future endeavors.
     Hammer thanks all managers both active and inactive who helped to make the
Hammer sponsored contests a historical and entertaining experience well worth the
time, effort and money spent over the past several years.
     May the Cheers and the Jeers of future contests build upon the legacies of those
who have paved the way in years gone by to help make this game what it is today.
     Hammer has no regrets for the part he has played in that history.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DHAMPIRA was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GRASSHOPPER was barely slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
TURTLE was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
INFIDELS! was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DIRT CLAW was butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
09141415091211 was assassinated by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
VLAD THE BAD was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WIND CLAW was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
SPIKE CLAW was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SW1 was easily killed by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA! was slaughtered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
FIONNA THE APPLE was slaughtered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAA! was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LOKI vanquished HELIX PRIME in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
TRASHCAN AVENGER beat TWO FEATHERS in a 4 minute gory Bloodfeud melee.
FRANKENSLOSH luckily beat NIKITA in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title match.
SPEKTER devastated SCRATCH FURY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
WU JEN was bested by GRIM in a 2 minute amateur vs. master Challenge bout.
CHESTER defeated LICHEN in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
RIREMA devastated SHAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BLIND NIGHT beat BANANA GORILLA in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge brawl.
ELAINE overpowered RIPEL in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
QUICKCLAW outlasted DARK ANGEL in a exciting 13 minute Challenge bout.
WIND was defeated by BLIND MADNESS in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PALE RIDER was defeated by ANAZAR in a 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
AIEL was overpowered by BLACKSUN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
MOONSHINE handily defeated FORMEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SASQUATCH COWBOY demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AYLA SECURA vanquished I.B. KLONIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
RAEM was defeated by 'WERD in a exciting 4 minute gruesome bout.
SPATHIC was beaten by DONNA THE HUNTRESS in a action packed 3 minute duel.
SALLY was overpowered by SCALP HUNTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HOOKFANG SHANKER handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHIEF IRON HORSE defeated PROFESSOR GRIMES in a 2 minute fight.
BLIND MAN was vanquished by CAPTAIN INFESTO in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KNIGHT PROWLER was savagely defeated by SILVER PEARL in a slow 10 minute gory match.
HURLEY OAKJAW luckily beat RAZIEL in a 2 minute bout.
CHINGO BLING narrowly defeated KENSAI in a 6 minute bloody novice's fray.
GORN ANVIL was vanquished by JACK HERER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHOKEBOT 2000 was killed by NORTHERN LIGHTS in a 3 minute brutal amateur's match.
FALCONE was handily defeated by CHRISTMAS TREE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GHAR was savagely slain by BUBBLEGUM TWO in a 2 minute gruesome novice's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  1      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         AIMED BLOW        40 -  30 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  47 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     39 -  33 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK    80 -  87 -  8      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  64 -  5      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  40 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  21 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  59 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  21 -  0      19  |

Turn 491 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  8         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     5 - 11     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      FRANKENSLOSH 5901          19   7  0  116 HELTER SKELTER (256)
LUNGING ATTACK   AYLA SECURA 6661            9   6  0  105 SPACE WOLVES (523)
STRIKING ATTACK  SASQUATCH COWBOY 6491      17   7  3  103 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
WALL OF STEEL    'WERD 3870                  7   3  1   72 5440 OR FIGHT! (336)
PARRY-LUNGE      SPEKTER 4921               10   5  0   63 KARNIVORZ (455)
AIMED BLOW       HOOKFANG SHANKER 6780       5   4  0   46 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SCALP HUNTER 6748.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LICHEN 6007.  The ten other most popular fighters were DARK ANGEL 6937, RAEM 
5956, NIKITA 6639, DONNA THE HUNTRESS 6307, INFIDELS! 7019, TWO FEATHERS 6938, ELAINE 
6548, KENSAI 6784, BLIND NIGHT 6916, and BANANA GORILLA 5276.

The least popular fighter this week was SILVER PEARL 4544.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KNIGHT PROWLER 54, QUICKCLAW 6962, FALCONE 7012, GORN ANVIL 
6998, CHINGO BLING 6975, BLIND MAN 6885, SALLY 6426, I.B. KLONIN 6408, FORMEL 6974, 
and AIEL 6973.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SASQUATCH COWBOY (36-6491) LEGENDARY BASTARDS (259)