DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/05/2006 Duedate: 01/18/2006
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-499
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NIKITA
BABES (416)
(36-6639) [10-5-1,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NIKITA KUDOS KLK HAMMER
BABES (416) AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599)
(36-6639) [10-5-1,98] (36-7083) [3-0-2,30]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CLOVER NO GODLING HAMMER
ERRATA (490) AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599)
(36-5959) [10-11-1,91] (36-7084) [3-0-1,27]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599) 45
2. THE FALLEN (524) 39 ACT OF MALICE (257)
3. BABES (416) 17 Unchartered Team
4. SCARRY TEAM (325) 2
5. WARRIOR'S (580) 0 AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 6*AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599) 9 6 3 60.0 1/ 6*AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599) 9 6 3
2/ 1 ACT OF MALICE (257) 92 73 9 55.8 2/ 1 PORTAL (578) 8 7 2
3- 3 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) 115 101 7 53.2 3/ 3 THE FALLEN (524) 7 3 2
4- 4 KAMIKAZI (533) 121 115 9 51.3 4/ 2 ERRATA (490) 7 5 0
5/ 5 BABES (416) 245 236 10 50.9 5/12 BABES (416) 4 1 0
6- 8 ANARKYSTS (341) 381 434 39 46.7 6/ 9 THE CLOWNS (565) 4 3 1
7- 9 CHOP'S PRIDE (573) 14 16 0 46.7 7/ 8 ACT OF MALICE (257) 4 4 0
8/11 THE FALLEN (524) 119 144 8 45.2 8- 5 KAMIKAZI (533) 3 1 1
9-12 SPACE WOLVES (523) 51 66 4 43.6 9- 7*ABSTRACT (415) 3 7 0
10/13 PORTAL (578) 45 59 3 43.3 10-13 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525) 2 3 0
11/14 THE CLOWNS (565) 31 43 8 41.9 11-14 CHOP'S PRIDE (573) 2 3 0
12-15*ABSTRACT (415) 18 27 3 40.0 12- 4 WARRIOR'S (580) 2 3 0
13/17 SCARRY TEAM (325) 160 247 4 39.3 13-10 HOUSE OF CAIN (593) 1 1 0
14/16 ERRATA (490) 44 68 2 39.3 14/17 SCARRY TEAM (325) 1 4 0
15-18 WARRIOR'S (580) 36 58 1 38.3 15-11 ANARKYSTS (341) 0 2 0
16-19 HOUSE OF CAIN (593) 10 25 0 28.6 16-18 SPACE WOLVES (523) 0 2 0
17-20*SONS OF LYCAON (594) 6 22 0 21.4 17-16*SONS OF LYCAON (594) 0 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 535): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 421): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 543): OTIS of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 539): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 538): LHOTSE of EVEREST LLP (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 542): HOBBLED of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 540): CLARITIN JUNKIE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 534): SIR DA of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 524): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 498): CLOVER of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 488): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 216): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 476): RED SKELTON of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 202): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 190): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 167): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 417): DR DAZZLE of PEPPER PRACTICE II from ANDOR (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 535): LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 421): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 543): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 539): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 538): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 542): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 540): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 534): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 524): none
DM 36 JHANS (turn 498): PORTAL (?, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 488): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 216): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 476): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 202): JANIX (KAT, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 190): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 167): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 417): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 420): SCARDY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 539): MAGIC JOHNSON of PURPLE AND GOLD (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 534): SIR DA of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 498): DONNA THE HUNTRESS of THE FALLEN (Azrael, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 476): RED SKELTON of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): RELENTLESS of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, PORTAL, since AARDVARK
HAMMERZ took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. If this keeps up,
WARRIOR'S, you'll have to shine swords instead of use them. A drop of 8 in the
rankings? BABES turned their 2-0-0 turn into a 5th place rank in the listings this
turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a
4-1-1 is nice, but don't get cocky, AARDVARK HAMMERZ, the Fates teach humility, and
the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see KUDOS KLK HAMMER
win a fight and gain 13 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, WIND beat HARPO and HARPO lost 8
points. You're breakin' my heart. DONNA THE HUNTRESS challenged JHANS' Duelmaster
for a shot at the throne. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as DONNA THE
HUNTRESS takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh.
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know
what's new, don't you, JHANS?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? ABSTRACT was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble...
mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see,
well, whatcha know? It was THE FALLEN. Ha ha ha ha! PALADIN was challenged more
times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, LADY TEASE HAMMER challenged up 31
to take on NASH of PORTAL. My sides still hurt from laughing about NASH losing and
giving LADY TEASE HAMMER 21 points of recognition. Ha ha ha ha!!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for JHANS'
morgue. More variety. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... BANANA GORILLA, a glorious
11-27-0 fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad SCARRY TEAM. And what a stunning
loss we have here, boys and girls, DIVIT of ERRATA has added the final loss to his
4-7-0. Tee hee! Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NIKITA 6639 10 5 1 98 BABES (416)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PIGFEED PICKTAN 6124 25 8 1 116 ANARKYSTS (341)
-SCALP HUNTER 6748 12 7 0 98 WARRIOR'S (580)
-MARCIE 6076 13 11 1 92 BABES (416)
CLOVER 5959 10 11 1 91 ERRATA (490)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WIND 6797 11 7 0 86 PORTAL (578)
-AYLA SECURA 6661 10 8 0 82 SPACE WOLVES (523)
GRIM 6731 15 6 1 78 PORTAL (578)
-HELIX PRIME 6344 12 7 2 74 SPACE WOLVES (523)
RODNEY 6881 6 3 2 72 THE CLOWNS (565)
-RAKAR 5307 11 6 1 68 IRON TIGERS (484)
-KILL-KID FIZZLE 6646 16 2 0 67 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
RAZIEL 6918 6 9 1 67 THE FALLEN (524)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARPO 6637 10 8 1 61 THE CLOWNS (565)
-BLIND MAN 6885 9 8 2 61 KAMIKAZI (533)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLIND NIGHT 6916 10 4 0 59 KAMIKAZI (533)
-QUICKCLAW 6962 7 1 0 57 HOUSE OF CAIN (593)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PALADIN 5410 8 14 0 55 ERRATA (490)
-DARK ANGEL 6937 7 5 1 50 KAMIKAZI (533)
ALLIS 6415 6 3 0 46 ERRATA (490)
-MOONSHINE 6968 4 2 0 44 SONS OF LYCAON (594)
-KALISTA J'NAE 6631 10 8 1 40 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-CHIEF IRON HORSE 6747 6 14 0 40 WARRIOR'S (580)
FORMEL 6974 5 3 1 40 THE FALLEN (524)
-AUGUST 6659 8 1 0 38 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-GASCAN GONZALEZ 6777 4 3 0 38 ANARKYSTS (341)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIPEL 6986 6 3 0 32 THE FALLEN (524)
KUDOS KLK HAMMER 7083 3 0 2 30 AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599)
-BLIND MADNESS 6972 5 4 1 27 KAMIKAZI (533)
NO GODLING HAMMER 7084 3 0 1 27 AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599)
-CAP'N FLOPPY 6935 5 0 0 24 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-RADAMES 7050 2 0 0 24 HOUSE OF CAIN (593)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GALADUR THAN 5860 6 3 1 23 ACT OF MALICE (257)
LADY TEASE HAMMER 7086 1 2 0 23 AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599)
-GUNNIN' GOLDSTEIN 6778 6 4 0 22 ANARKYSTS (341)
-DARK SKY 7047 2 1 0 22 WARRIOR'S (580)
-BROOKLYN 7028 4 1 1 20 SPACE WOLVES (523)
BLAIN 5907 2 0 0 20 ACT OF MALICE (257)
-VORENUS 7075 1 1 0 20 HOUSE OF CAIN (593)
MORNGRIM THORTH 5902 2 4 0 19 ACT OF MALICE (257)
-SILVER PEARL 4544 4 5 1 18 ABSTRACT (415)
ANAZAR 6976 4 6 0 18 PORTAL (578)
-TWO FEATHERS 6938 3 5 1 17 WARRIOR'S (580)
-SKUNK 7080 3 1 0 15 ABSTRACT (415)
MURIEL 7097 2 0 0 15 BABES (416)
-PUNDIT 6655 1 5 0 15 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-AEMILIUS PAULUS 6692 2 4 0 13 CHOP'S PRIDE (573)
-JACK HERER 4543 2 7 0 13 ABSTRACT (415)
SHAR 6988 2 7 0 13 PORTAL (578)
-SKY HAWK 7037 1 2 0 13 WARRIOR'S (580)
NASH 7035 2 5 1 12 PORTAL (578)
-DITCH 7081 2 2 0 10 ABSTRACT (415)
-SHADE 6941 1 0 0 10 ERRATA (490)
LADY DEATH HAMMER 7085 1 2 0 7 AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599)
-RAGE HUBRIS 6993 0 1 0 7 SONS OF LYCAON (594)
LADY SLICE HAMMER 7087 1 2 0 5 AARDVARK HAMMERZ (599)
AHRINDEL 7104 0 2 0 2 THE FALLEN (524)
-SORROWS MCGHEE 7105 0 1 0 1 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
-WHISTLIN' DIXIE 7093 0 1 0 1 SUICIDAL DREAMS (525)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHRISTMAS TREE 6982 5 3 0 ABSTRACT 415 RODNEY 6881 498
DEFT CLEVE 5928 1 1 0 ACT OF MALICE 257 KUDOS KLK HAMMER 7083 499
LOUIS BLACK 7027 0 1 0 THE CLOWNS 565 KUDOS KLK HAMMER 7083 497
DIVIT 5974 4 8 0 ERRATA 490 FORMEL 6974 499
PALE RIDER 6980 1 4 0 HELTER SKELTER 256 BROOKLYN 7028 495 NOT REVE
BANANA GORILLA 5276 11 28 0 SCARRY TEAM 325 GRIM 6731 499
SALLY 6426 11 27 0 SCARRY TEAM 325 RAZIEL 6918 498
IOLANTHE 7078 2 1 0 SONS OF LYCAON 594 NASH 7035 497
PERSONAL ADS
JGW -- He doesn't just duck feuds...he...well...you know. -- Baphomet
Kid Kizzle -- I know...it disgusts you to have to play with folks like me, and you
hate us to the nth degree...yadda...yada...yada. What? Can't stand straight folks,
right? -- Baphomet
Azrael -- Yep, back at it again. Ain't I a hoot?! -- Baphomet, TCB, Illuminati War
Beast, mgr. Chop's Pride
Az -- Bro...looks like DOOMCorps has left town. I don't think any of 'em ran last
turn.
Hammer -- Would have written but...like the absent-minded old fogie I am, I misplaced
your address. If you'll be so kind as to send it again, I'd appreciate it. --
Baphomet
Papa Bear -- I don't think we've been formally introduced. I'm the guy everyone
hates...who gets his giggles out of riding his enemies into the dirt...and generally
has a good time. Actually, I think my only enemy here is Kid Fizzle, and who cares
about that ninny anyway? -- Baphomet
TDH -- How ya doing? Haven't heard a peep in a month of Sundays! -- Baphomet
30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people. It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text. HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff. So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S. Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray. Not often, but
sometimes.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DONNA THE HUNTRESS devastated CLOVER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HARPO was demolished by WIND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
RAZIEL defeated PALADIN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ANAZAR slimly lost to NO GODLING HAMMER in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge contest.
LADY TEASE HAMMER subdued NASH in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
MURIEL bested SHAR in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
GRIM savagely slew BANANA GORILLA in a 2 minute bloody veteran's struggle.
NIKITA handily defeated ENEMY SABOTEUR in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
RODNEY vanquished RIRORNI SPY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DIVIT was dispatched by FORMEL in a 1 minute fight.
ALLIS vanquished MORNGRIM THORTH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GALADUR THAN was luckily beaten by RIPEL in a action packed 5 minute match.
DEFT CLEVE was executed by KUDOS KLK HAMMER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BLAIN devastated LADY SLICE HAMMER in a 3 minute mismatched conflict.
LADY DEATH HAMMER luckily beat AHRINDEL in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 51 - 29 - 2 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 37 - 25 - 1 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 42 - 5 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 7 - 1 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 18 - 24 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 48 - 70 - 4 41 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 39 - 3 39 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 13 - 1 32 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 39 - 2 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 24 - 0 20 |
Turn 499 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 7 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK NIKITA 6639 10 5 1 98 BABES (416)
STRIKING ATTACK WIND 6797 11 7 0 86 PORTAL (578)
WALL OF STEEL GRIM 6731 15 6 1 78 PORTAL (578)
SLASHING ATTACK ALLIS 6415 6 3 0 46 ERRATA (490)
AIMED BLOW FORMEL 6974 5 3 1 40 THE FALLEN (524)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CLOVER 5959. The most popular warrior this turn was
NO GODLING HAMMER 7084. The ten other most popular fighters were GALADUR THAN 5860,
RAZIEL 6918, ANAZAR 6976, BANANA GORILLA 5276, WIND 6797, NIKITA 6639, AHRINDEL 7104,
LADY TEASE HAMMER 7086, NASH 7035, and GRIM 6731.
The least popular fighter this week was BLAIN 5907. The other ten least popular
fighters were LADY SLICE HAMMER 7087, RIPEL 6986, MORNGRIM THORTH 5902, HARPO 6637,
LADY DEATH HAMMER 7085, KUDOS KLK HAMMER 7083, DEFT CLEVE 5928, DIVIT 5974, SHAR
6988, and MURIEL 7097.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DONNA THE HUNTRESS (36-6307) THE FALLEN (524)