DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/17/2006    Duedate: 08/30/2006

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-515

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RIREMA
KARNIVORZ (455)
(36-6934) [10-3-2,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RIREMA                         POSITION IS EMPTY
KARNIVORZ (455)                
(36-6934) [10-3-2,97]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RIREMA                         OBSIDIAN
KARNIVORZ (455)                VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-6934) [10-3-2,97]          (36-7135) [6-4-1,60]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VOW TO DESTROY (601)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        62
2. KARNIVORZ (455)             10      KARNIVORZ (455)
3. ERRATA (490)                 0      Unchartered Team
4. BABES (416)                  0
                                       WORTHLESS TEAMS (244)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 KARNIVORZ (455)           45  41  3 52.3   1/ 3 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      6  7 1
 2- 1 BABES (416)              263 249 11 51.4   2/ 2 KARNIVORZ (455)           4  0 1
 3- 3 ERRATA (490)              57  79  4 41.9   3- 4 ERRATA (490)              1  0 1
 4/ 4 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      16  24  4 40.0   4- 1 BABES (416)               1  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, BABES, since VOW TO 
DESTROY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see HATEMACHINE win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  
And if variety is the spice of life, JHANS may be getting bland, as SPEKTER stays top 
dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  
You want to know what's new, don't you, JHANS?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for JHANS' 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in JHANS to get a drink than Lucas Lounge!  Any 
suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!  So 
nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this 
winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIREMA 6934                  10   3  2    97       KARNIVORZ (455)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PALADIN 5410                 13  19  2    97       ERRATA (490)
-MARCIE 6076                  13  11  1    92       BABES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OBSIDIAN 7135                 6   4  1    60       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FREAKY FRED 4920              7   9  0    56       KARNIVORZ (455)
-ROSIE 7161                    6   1  1    56       BABES (416)
-BEEZLE 4924                   7   8  0    45       KARNIVORZ (455)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HATEMACHINE 7196              1   0  0    21       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 TENRISBLOOD 7186              1   0  0    20       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-ACERERAK 6887                 2   0  0    15       KARNIVORZ (455)
 LIFEFORCE 7197                1   0  0    14       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-AFTER 7118                    0   1  0     7       ERRATA (490)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PAULA 7108             3  1 0 BABES 416             OBSIDIAN 7135         513         
RODNEY 6881            8  6 2 THE CLOWNS 565        PALADIN 5410          513         
DA1 7195               0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601    KOBOLD ENFORCER 18    515 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPEKTER devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RIREMA handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
OBSIDIAN vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
TENRISBLOOD overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HATEMACHINE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
LIFEFORCE devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   8 -  2      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   8 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  11 -  1      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   9 -  0      10  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 515 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   RIREMA 6934                10   3  2   97 KARNIVORZ (455)
WALL OF STEEL    OBSIDIAN 7135               6   4  1   60 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RIREMA 6934.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
OBSIDIAN 7135.  The ten other most popular fighters were RIREMA 6934, HATEMACHINE 
7196, LIFEFORCE 7197, TENRISBLOOD 7186, DA1 7195,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DA1 7195.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TENRISBLOOD 7186, LIFEFORCE 7197, HATEMACHINE 7196, RIREMA 6934, 
OBSIDIAN 7135,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SPEKTER (36-4921) KARNIVORZ (455)