DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/31/2006    Duedate: 09/13/2006

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-516

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROSIE
BABES (416)
(36-7161) [7-1-1,63]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROSIE                          POSITION IS EMPTY
BABES (416)                    
(36-7161) [7-1-1,63]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OBSIDIAN                       OBSIDIAN
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7135) [6-5-1,58]           (36-7135) [6-5-1,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VOW TO DESTROY (601)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        31
2. BABES (416)                  8      BABES (416)
3. KARNIVORZ (455)              0      Unchartered Team

                                       CHAIN REACTION (225)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 KARNIVORZ (455)           45  41  3 52.3   1/ 1 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      9  5 0
 2/ 2 BABES (416)              264 250 11 51.4   2- 2 KARNIVORZ (455)           4  0 1
 3/ 4 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      20  25  4 44.4   3/ 4 BABES (416)               1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, JHANS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see BLOOD THIRSTER win a fight and gain 13 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ROSIE beat 
OBSIDIAN and OBSIDIAN lost 2 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and 
inability to defend the throne, RIREMA has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start 
setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as ROSIE 
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not 
in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's 
new, don't you, JHANS?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, OBSIDIAN was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  A big yahoo goes out to ROSIE this turn, for 
revenging BABES' bloodfeud against VOW TO DESTROY's warrior OBSIDIAN.  Heh, heh, heh. 
Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless 
cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in JHANS to get a drink than Lucas Lounge!  Any 
suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off 
like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROSIE 7161                    7   1  1    63       BABES (416)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RIREMA 6934                  10   3  2    97       KARNIVORZ (455)
-MARCIE 6076                  13  11  1    92       BABES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OBSIDIAN 7135                 6   5  1    58       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FREAKY FRED 4920              7   9  0    56       KARNIVORZ (455)
-BEEZLE 4924                   7   8  0    45       KARNIVORZ (455)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HATEMACHINE 7196              2   0  0    28       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 TENRISBLOOD 7186              2   0  0    25       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIFEFORCE 7197                2   0  0    22       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-ACERERAK 6887                 2   0  0    15       KARNIVORZ (455)
 BLOOD THIRSTER 7199           1   0  0    13       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
 MURIEL 7198                   0   1  0     1       BABES (416)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PAULA 7108             3  1 0 BABES 416             OBSIDIAN 7135         513 JUST REV
RODNEY 6881            8  6 2 THE CLOWNS 565        PALADIN 5410          513         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

26 August 2006
The Avengers of Light.  Another VC lackey?  What's the matter VC, are you scared?
Bringing in reinforcements.  It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be
crushed!  I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can

easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106.  I reply with steel and your women
shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!!  Remember to sign your posts to
whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OBSIDIAN was outwaited by ROSIE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Title fight.
LIFEFORCE vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
TENRISBLOOD demolished MURIEL in a 2 minute uneven fight.
HATEMACHINE devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BLOOD THIRSTER overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   8 -  2      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  11 -  1      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 516 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ROSIE 7161                  7   1  1   63 BABES (416)
WALL OF STEEL    OBSIDIAN 7135               6   5  1   58 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OBSIDIAN 7135.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OBSIDIAN 7135.  The ten other most popular fighters were MURIEL 7198, HATEMACHINE 
7196, BLOOD THIRSTER 7199, LIFEFORCE 7197, TENRISBLOOD 7186, ROSIE 7161,  0,  0,  0, 
and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was ROSIE 7161.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TENRISBLOOD 7186, LIFEFORCE 7197, BLOOD THIRSTER 7199, HATEMACHINE 
7196, MURIEL 7198, OBSIDIAN 7135,  0,  0,  0, and  0.