DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/29/2007 Duedate: 04/11/2007 JHANS ARENA DM-36 TURN-531 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS OBSIDIAN VOW TO DESTROY (601) (36-7135) [12-7-2,110] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader OBSIDIAN POSITION IS EMPTY VOW TO DESTROY (601) (36-7135) [12-7-2,110] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite OBSIDIAN OBSIDIAN VOW TO DESTROY (601) VOW TO DESTROY (601) (36-7135) [12-7-2,110] (36-7135) [12-7-2,110] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 30 2. ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 7 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 3. ERRATA (490) 7 Unchartered Team 4. KARNIVORZ (455) 0 5. BABES (416) -12 BEST OF JHANS (170) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 30 24 2 55.6 1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 6 8 1 2- 2 KARNIVORZ (455) 47 42 3 52.8 2/ 2 ERRATA (490) 5 1 0 3/ 3 BABES (416) 276 262 12 51.3 3/ 3 BABES (416) 4 4 0 4/ 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 37 40 7 48.1 4/ 6 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 3 10 0 5/ 6 ERRATA (490) 73 86 5 45.9 5- 5 KARNIVORZ (455) 1 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, JHANS? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Looks like JHANS has some guts at least, ROSIE the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior. OBSIDIAN challenged JHANS' Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as OBSIDIAN takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Lucas Lounge, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From JHANS' trash dumps? My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. JHANS, I am losing what little hope I had in you. ENGINES 'O' DEATH the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was ERRATA. Ha ha ha ha! And we have BLOOD THIRSTER in a challenge, going down 9 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought BLOOD THIRSTER showed great skill and promise when he won victory over STAGGER LEE. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one. What does the JHANS arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OBSIDIAN 7135 12 7 2 110 VOW TO DESTROY (601) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -RIREMA 6934 12 3 2 119 KARNIVORZ (455) ROSIE 7161 12 5 1 94 BABES (416) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -RAKAR 5307 11 6 1 68 IRON TIGERS (484) COME ON 7143 7 1 0 67 ERRATA (490) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BLOOD THIRSTER 7199 8 1 2 64 VOW TO DESTROY (601) -AFTER 7118 6 2 0 63 ERRATA (490) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -FREAKY FRED 4920 7 9 0 56 KARNIVORZ (455) IRON MAN 591 8 3 0 45 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) -BEEZLE 4924 7 8 0 45 KARNIVORZ (455) STAGGER LEE 7223 5 4 0 40 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) THE MAD CYCLONE 589 7 4 0 38 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) SOLOMON GRUNDY 7222 5 4 1 36 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SANDY 7194 4 4 0 31 BABES (416) -SUSIE 7193 3 1 1 30 BABES (416) -PUSS N BOOTS 7165 2 2 0 28 ERRATA (490) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ACERERAK 6887 2 0 0 15 KARNIVORZ (455) -THAARK 7200 0 1 0 1 KARNIVORZ (455) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? RIPPER 7244 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 WURM KIN 27 531 NONE AIMER 7243 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SHEWISH GIANT 21 531 NONE PERSONAL ADS Last time we had a duelmaster's column, this time nothing? This is not progress. -- Ripples Dorrigan LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS RIPPER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. AIMER was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. OBSIDIAN subdued ROSIE in a popular 5 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge Title melee. BLOOD THIRSTER devastated STAGGER LEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. COME ON savagely defeated IRON MAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match. SOLOMON GRUNDY vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight. THE MAD CYCLONE beat SANDY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 5 - 0 74 | |AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 5 - 0 64 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 16 - 1 56 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 9 - 0 55 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 1 53 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 12 - 2 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 13 - 2 48 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 17 - 0 19 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 531 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL OBSIDIAN 7135 12 7 2 110 VOW TO DESTROY (601) TOTAL PARRY ROSIE 7161 12 5 1 94 BABES (416) SLASHING ATTACK COME ON 7143 7 1 0 67 ERRATA (490) STRIKING ATTACK BLOOD THIRSTER 7199 8 1 2 64 VOW TO DESTROY (601) BASHING ATTACK STAGGER LEE 7223 5 4 0 40 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is OBSIDIAN 7135. The most popular warrior this turn was OBSIDIAN 7135. The ten other most popular fighters were COME ON 7143, SANDY 7194, SOLOMON GRUNDY 7222, BLOOD THIRSTER 7199, THE MAD CYCLONE 589, RIPPER 7244, AIMER 7243, ROSIE 7161, STAGGER LEE 7223, and IRON MAN 591. The least popular fighter this week was IRON MAN 591. The other ten least popular fighters were STAGGER LEE 7223, ROSIE 7161, AIMER 7243, RIPPER 7244, THE MAD CYCLONE 589, BLOOD THIRSTER 7199, SOLOMON GRUNDY 7222, SANDY 7194, COME ON 7143, and OBSIDIAN 7135.