DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/29/2007    Duedate: 04/11/2007

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-531

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OBSIDIAN
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7135) [12-7-2,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OBSIDIAN                       POSITION IS EMPTY
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           
(36-7135) [12-7-2,110]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OBSIDIAN                       OBSIDIAN
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7135) [12-7-2,110]         (36-7135) [12-7-2,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        30
2. ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)       7      ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
3. ERRATA (490)                 7      Unchartered Team
4. KARNIVORZ (455)              0
5. BABES (416)                -12      BEST OF JHANS (170)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)    30  24  2 55.6   1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)    6  8 1
 2- 2 KARNIVORZ (455)           47  42  3 52.8   2/ 2 ERRATA (490)              5  1 0
 3/ 3 BABES (416)              276 262 12 51.3   3/ 3 BABES (416)               4  4 0
 4/ 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      37  40  7 48.1   4/ 6 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      3 10 0
 5/ 6 ERRATA (490)              73  86  5 45.9   5- 5 KARNIVORZ (455)           1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, JHANS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Looks like JHANS has some guts at least, 
ROSIE the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior.  OBSIDIAN challenged 
JHANS' Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the 
new, as OBSIDIAN takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  
Heh, heh.  Lucas Lounge, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they 
get this stuff?  From JHANS' trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  JHANS, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
ENGINES 'O' DEATH the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  
And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  
It was ERRATA.  Ha ha ha ha!  And we have BLOOD THIRSTER in a challenge, going down 9 
points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought BLOOD THIRSTER showed great skill and 
promise when he won victory over STAGGER LEE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the JHANS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OBSIDIAN 7135                12   7  2   110       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RIREMA 6934                  12   3  2   119       KARNIVORZ (455)
 ROSIE 7161                   12   5  1    94       BABES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)
 COME ON 7143                  7   1  0    67       ERRATA (490)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOOD THIRSTER 7199           8   1  2    64       VOW TO DESTROY (601)
-AFTER 7118                    6   2  0    63       ERRATA (490)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FREAKY FRED 4920              7   9  0    56       KARNIVORZ (455)
 IRON MAN 591                  8   3  0    45       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
-BEEZLE 4924                   7   8  0    45       KARNIVORZ (455)
 STAGGER LEE 7223              5   4  0    40       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
 THE MAD CYCLONE 589           7   4  0    38       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
 SOLOMON GRUNDY 7222           5   4  1    36       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SANDY 7194                    4   4  0    31       BABES (416)
-SUSIE 7193                    3   1  1    30       BABES (416)
-PUSS N BOOTS 7165             2   2  0    28       ERRATA (490)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ACERERAK 6887                 2   0  0    15       KARNIVORZ (455)
-THAARK 7200                   0   1  0     1       KARNIVORZ (455)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
RIPPER 7244            0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601    WURM KIN 27           531 NONE    
AIMER 7243             0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601    SHEWISH GIANT 21      531 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     Last time we had a duelmaster's column, this time nothing?  This is not
     progress. -- Ripples Dorrigan

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RIPPER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AIMER was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
OBSIDIAN subdued ROSIE in a popular 5 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge Title melee.
BLOOD THIRSTER devastated STAGGER LEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
COME ON savagely defeated IRON MAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
SOLOMON GRUNDY vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE MAD CYCLONE beat SANDY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW         9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  16 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  12 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  13 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  17 -  0      19  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 531 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    OBSIDIAN 7135              12   7  2  110 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
TOTAL PARRY      ROSIE 7161                 12   5  1   94 BABES (416)
SLASHING ATTACK  COME ON 7143                7   1  0   67 ERRATA (490)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLOOD THIRSTER 7199         8   1  2   64 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
BASHING ATTACK   STAGGER LEE 7223            5   4  0   40 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OBSIDIAN 7135.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OBSIDIAN 7135.  The ten other most popular fighters were COME ON 7143, SANDY 
7194, SOLOMON GRUNDY 7222, BLOOD THIRSTER 7199, THE MAD CYCLONE 589, RIPPER 7244, 
AIMER 7243, ROSIE 7161, STAGGER LEE 7223, and IRON MAN 591.

The least popular fighter this week was IRON MAN 591.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STAGGER LEE 7223, ROSIE 7161, AIMER 7243, RIPPER 7244, THE MAD CYCLONE 
589, BLOOD THIRSTER 7199, SOLOMON GRUNDY 7222, SANDY 7194, COME ON 7143, and OBSIDIAN 
7135.