DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/24/2007 Duedate: 06/06/2007
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-535
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BLOOD THIRSTER
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7199) [10-2-2,90]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BLOOD THIRSTER POSITION IS EMPTY
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7199) [10-2-2,90]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BLOOD THIRSTER PUSS N BOOTS
VOW TO DESTROY (601) ERRATA (490)
(36-7199) [10-2-2,90] (36-7165) [2-3-0,32]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601) 63
2. ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 4 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
3. BABES (416) 3 Unchartered Team
4. ACT OF MALICE (257) 0
5. DENTED SHIELDS (489) 0 THE LAST STRAW (8)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 40 34 3 54.1 1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 8 7 1
2- 2 ACT OF MALICE (257) 107 91 10 54.0 2/ 2 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 5 10 0
3/ 3 BABES (416) 279 266 12 51.2 3- 3 ACT OF MALICE (257) 2 1 0
4/ 4 ERRATA (490) 74 89 5 45.4 4/ 6 BABES (416) 2 2 0
5/ 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601) 43 52 7 45.3 5- 4*DENTED SHIELDS (489) 2 4 0
6- 6*DENTED SHIELDS (489) 12 23 0 34.3 6/ 5 ERRATA (490) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, JHANS? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see BLOOD THIRSTER win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, BLOOD
THIRSTER beat COME ON and COME ON lost 16 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to
absence, and inability to defend the throne, BLAIN has lost the Title of Duelmaster.
Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as
BLOOD THIRSTER takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh,
heh. Lucas Lounge, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get
this stuff? From JHANS' trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. FROZEN CHARLOTTE was challenged more times this turn
than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Gee, BABES, ain't it past due for sending ROSIE Dark
Arena? What took ol' '12-6-1' so long? Hope? Ha ha aha ha! And sending ROSIE to
the Dark Arena was supposed to be one of your better ideas, BABES? Now hey, I like
to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey BABES, whyja send SUSIE to the Dark
Arena, look at hers record, huh? A big yahoo goes out to BLACKWIND this turn, for
revenging VOW TO DESTROY's bloodfeud against ENGINES 'O' DEATH's warrior FROZEN
CHARLOTTE. Heh, heh, heh. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLOOD THIRSTER 7199 10 2 2 90 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLAIN 5907 9 0 0 80 ACT OF MALICE (257)
COME ON 7143 8 3 0 69 ERRATA (490)
-RAKAR 5307 11 6 1 68 IRON TIGERS (484)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRON MAN 591 11 4 0 54 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
SANDY 7194 6 4 0 54 BABES (416)
-MORNGRIM THORTH 5902 6 9 0 37 ACT OF MALICE (257)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE MAD CYCLONE 589 9 6 0 33 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
PUSS N BOOTS 7165 2 3 0 32 ERRATA (490)
BLACKWIND 7259 2 0 0 29 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PULVERIZER 5395 4 4 0 20 DENTED SHIELDS (489)
THE LIMITER 7250 2 1 0 15 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
-DISTORT 7228 1 0 0 14 ACT OF MALICE (257)
TRISH 7246 1 1 0 12 BABES (416)
FROZEN CHARLOTTE 7247 3 1 1 11 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
-RASH VERDICT 5451 1 3 0 6 DENTED SHIELDS (489)
-WAILING DESIRE 5449 1 3 0 6 DENTED SHIELDS (489)
MODERN MYTH 7251 0 3 0 3 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ROSIE 7161 12 7 1 BABES 416 SPYMASTER 22 535 NONE
SUSIE 7193 3 2 1 BABES 416 KOBOLD ENFORCER 18 535 NONE
STRIKER 7267 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SPYMASTER 22 535 NONE
STRIKER 7265 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24 535 NONE
STRIKER 7266 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 STONE GOLEM 26 535 NONE
BLOODTASTE 7235 0 1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601 FROZEN CHARLOTTE 7247 533 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
The Termite
by Ogden Nash
Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good!
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROSIE was viciously butchered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUSIE was narrowly killed by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
STRIKER was slain by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STRIKER was viciously butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STRIKER was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
COME ON was vanquished by BLOOD THIRSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SANDY overpowered THE MAD CYCLONE in a 3 minute gory mismatched brawl.
IRON MAN unbelievably bested PUSS N BOOTS in a 2 minute melee.
TRISH vanquished MODERN MYTH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FROZEN CHARLOTTE was overpowered by BLACKWIND in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
THE LIMITER overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 13 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 535 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BLOOD THIRSTER 7199 10 2 2 90 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
SLASHING ATTACK COME ON 7143 8 3 0 69 ERRATA (490)
TOTAL PARRY IRON MAN 591 11 4 0 54 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
AIMED BLOW SANDY 7194 6 4 0 54 BABES (416)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BLOOD THIRSTER 7199. The most popular warrior this
turn was PUSS N BOOTS 7165. The ten other most popular fighters were STRIKER 7266,
BLACKWIND 7259, STRIKER 7267, STRIKER 7265, BLOOD THIRSTER 7199, IRON MAN 591, TRISH
7246, THE LIMITER 7250, ROSIE 7161, and FROZEN CHARLOTTE 7247.
The least popular fighter this week was THE MAD CYCLONE 589. The other ten least
popular fighters were MODERN MYTH 7251, SANDY 7194, COME ON 7143, SUSIE 7193, FROZEN
CHARLOTTE 7247, ROSIE 7161, THE LIMITER 7250, TRISH 7246, IRON MAN 591, and BLOOD
THIRSTER 7199.