DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/24/2007    Duedate: 06/06/2007

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-535

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLOOD THIRSTER
VOW TO DESTROY (601)
(36-7199) [10-2-2,90]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLOOD THIRSTER                 POSITION IS EMPTY
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           
(36-7199) [10-2-2,90]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLOOD THIRSTER                 PUSS N BOOTS
VOW TO DESTROY (601)           ERRATA (490)
(36-7199) [10-2-2,90]          (36-7165) [2-3-0,32]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VOW TO DESTROY (601)        63
2. ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)       4      ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
3. BABES (416)                  3      Unchartered Team
4. ACT OF MALICE (257)          0
5. DENTED SHIELDS (489)         0      THE LAST STRAW (8)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)    40  34  3 54.1   1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)    8  7 1
 2- 2 ACT OF MALICE (257)      107  91 10 54.0   2/ 2 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      5 10 0
 3/ 3 BABES (416)              279 266 12 51.2   3- 3 ACT OF MALICE (257)       2  1 0
 4/ 4 ERRATA (490)              74  89  5 45.4   4/ 6 BABES (416)               2  2 0
 5/ 5 VOW TO DESTROY (601)      43  52  7 45.3   5- 4*DENTED SHIELDS (489)      2  4 0
 6- 6*DENTED SHIELDS (489)      12  23  0 34.3   6/ 5 ERRATA (490)              0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, JHANS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see BLOOD THIRSTER win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BLOOD 
THIRSTER beat COME ON and COME ON lost 16 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to 
absence, and inability to defend the throne, BLAIN has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  
Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
BLOOD THIRSTER takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, 
heh.  Lucas Lounge, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get 
this stuff?  From JHANS' trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  FROZEN CHARLOTTE was challenged more times this turn 
than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Gee, BABES, ain't it past due for sending ROSIE Dark 
Arena?  What took ol' '12-6-1' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  And sending ROSIE to 
the Dark Arena was supposed to be one of your better ideas, BABES?  Now hey, I like 
to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey BABES, whyja send SUSIE to the Dark 
Arena, look at hers record, huh?  A big yahoo goes out to BLACKWIND this turn, for 
revenging VOW TO DESTROY's bloodfeud against ENGINES 'O' DEATH's warrior FROZEN 
CHARLOTTE.  Heh, heh, heh.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOOD THIRSTER 7199          10   2  2    90       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLAIN 5907                    9   0  0    80       ACT OF MALICE (257)
 COME ON 7143                  8   3  0    69       ERRATA (490)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON MAN 591                 11   4  0    54       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
 SANDY 7194                    6   4  0    54       BABES (416)
-MORNGRIM THORTH 5902          6   9  0    37       ACT OF MALICE (257)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE MAD CYCLONE 589           9   6  0    33       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
 PUSS N BOOTS 7165             2   3  0    32       ERRATA (490)
 BLACKWIND 7259                2   0  0    29       VOW TO DESTROY (601)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PULVERIZER 5395               4   4  0    20       DENTED SHIELDS (489)
 THE LIMITER 7250              2   1  0    15       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
-DISTORT 7228                  1   0  0    14       ACT OF MALICE (257)
 TRISH 7246                    1   1  0    12       BABES (416)
 FROZEN CHARLOTTE 7247         3   1  1    11       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
-RASH VERDICT 5451             1   3  0     6       DENTED SHIELDS (489)
-WAILING DESIRE 5449           1   3  0     6       DENTED SHIELDS (489)
 MODERN MYTH 7251              0   3  0     3       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ROSIE 7161            12  7 1 BABES 416             SPYMASTER 22          535 NONE    
SUSIE 7193             3  2 1 BABES 416             KOBOLD ENFORCER 18    535 NONE    
STRIKER 7267           0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601    SPYMASTER 22          535 NONE    
STRIKER 7265           0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601    SLIPPERS MCGHEE 24    535 NONE    
STRIKER 7266           0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601    STONE GOLEM 26        535 NONE    
BLOODTASTE 7235        0  1 0 VOW TO DESTROY 601    FROZEN CHARLOTTE 7247 533 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Termite
by Ogden Nash

Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good!
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROSIE was viciously butchered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUSIE was narrowly killed by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
STRIKER was slain by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STRIKER was viciously butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STRIKER was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
COME ON was vanquished by BLOOD THIRSTER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SANDY overpowered THE MAD CYCLONE in a 3 minute gory mismatched brawl.
IRON MAN unbelievably bested PUSS N BOOTS in a 2 minute melee.
TRISH vanquished MODERN MYTH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FROZEN CHARLOTTE was overpowered by BLACKWIND in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
THE LIMITER overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   8 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  13 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 535 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BLOOD THIRSTER 7199        10   2  2   90 VOW TO DESTROY (601)
SLASHING ATTACK  COME ON 7143                8   3  0   69 ERRATA (490)
TOTAL PARRY      IRON MAN 591               11   4  0   54 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
AIMED BLOW       SANDY 7194                  6   4  0   54 BABES (416)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLOOD THIRSTER 7199.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PUSS N BOOTS 7165.  The ten other most popular fighters were STRIKER 7266, 
BLACKWIND 7259, STRIKER 7267, STRIKER 7265, BLOOD THIRSTER 7199, IRON MAN 591, TRISH 
7246, THE LIMITER 7250, ROSIE 7161, and FROZEN CHARLOTTE 7247.

The least popular fighter this week was THE MAD CYCLONE 589.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MODERN MYTH 7251, SANDY 7194, COME ON 7143, SUSIE 7193, FROZEN 
CHARLOTTE 7247, ROSIE 7161, THE LIMITER 7250, TRISH 7246, IRON MAN 591, and BLOOD 
THIRSTER 7199.