DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/25/2007    Duedate: 11/07/2007

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-546

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PEG LEG
SEA DOGS (545)
(36-6196) [10-7-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PEG LEG                        POSITION IS EMPTY
SEA DOGS (545)                 
(36-6196) [10-7-0,97]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PEG LEG                        PEG LEG
SEA DOGS (545)                 SEA DOGS (545)
(36-6196) [10-7-0,97]          (36-6196) [10-7-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (545)              42
2. HELL'S KITCHEN (608)        20      ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
3. ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)      13      Unchartered Team
4. FRILLYSTITCHERS (555)        0
5. BABES (416)                  0      HELL'S KITCHEN (608)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)    72  51  4 58.5   1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)    9  5 1
 2- 3 BABES (416)              285 273 13 51.1   2/ 2 SEA DOGS (545)            7  4 0
 3/ 1*HELL'S KITCHEN (608)       6   6  0 50.0   3/ 3*HELL'S KITCHEN (608)      2  5 0
 4- 4*FRILLYSTITCHERS (555)      2   2  0 50.0   4- 5*FRILLYSTITCHERS (555)     1  1 0
 5/ 7 SEA DOGS (545)            27  44  1 38.0   5- 4 BABES (416)               1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 582): ZIMA of LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 464): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 590): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 586): M1A1 of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 585): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 589): GRUNT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR B6 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 586): SANDY SHORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 581): SIR CUMFERENCE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 572): PROGIDY, DAMMIT! of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 571): DR. DREAM of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 545): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 535): RIQUETTIE of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 239): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 522): KILLER KABUIK of ELEMENTS OF ZEN (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 471): JACINTHE of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 226): PENELOTHE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 214): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 420): DARTH NIKILUS of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 191): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 462): 2 of NUMBERS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 582): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 464): TEAM HAVOK (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 590): OUR HIGHEST HONORS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 586): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 585): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 589): MEDAL OF HONOR B6 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 586): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 581): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 572): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 571): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 545): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 535): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 239): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 522): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 471): BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 225): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 214): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 420): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 191): QUARTERFLASH (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 464) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 582): ZIMA of LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 587): SOLDIER 3 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 586): SANDY SHORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 571): DR. DREAM of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
                           BLACK TIGER of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 535): RIQUETTIE of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 471): DARK SWEET TREAT of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 226): PENELOTHE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail JHANS!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  The SEA DOGS guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the 
future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, MODERN 
MYTH fought KUNG-FU MASTER and gained 15 points and contributed to ENGINES 'O' 
DEATH's 2-2-0.  THE LIMITER has lost to KUNG-FU MASTER, falling 2 points, while 
helping make ENGINES 'O' DEATH a 2-2-0 turn.  And all eyes were on PEG LEG this turn 
as it ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  JHANS has a new victor!  By the way, was 
that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at Lucas Lounge?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the VOW TO DESTROY stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on JHANS, what are you afraid of?  And guess who 
avoided VOW TO DESTROY stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was ENGINES 'O' DEATH. 
Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that PEG LEG from SEA DOGS was 
JHANS' most challenged warrior this turn.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A brave warrior does not carry a 
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEG LEG 6196                 10   7  0    97       SEA DOGS (545)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MODERN MYTH 7251              8   5  1    78       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
 IRON MAN 591                 19   6  0    77       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287           5   0  0    63       HELL'S KITCHEN (608)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LIMITER 7250              9   4  0    55       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
 FROZEN CHARLOTTE 7247        10   4  1    51       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAULA 6340                    2   0  0    30       FRILLYSTITCHERS (555)
 FOUL NAVIGATOR 7293           4   2  0    25       SEA DOGS (545)
 PATCH 7297                    3   1  0    25       SEA DOGS (545)
-ROBIN 7272                    3   1  0    24       BABES (416)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GEENA 7245                    2   1  0    17       BABES (416)
-FRIED WORMS 7285              1   3  0     6       HELL'S KITCHEN (608)
-TRISH 7246                    1   3  0     6       BABES (416)
-VENUS 7278                    1   1  1     5       BABES (416)
-THERESA 6339                  0   2  0     2       FRILLYSTITCHERS (555)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
VERMIN OMELETTE 7308   0  1 0 HELL'S KITCHEN 608    SHEWISH GIANT 21      546 NONE    
BATTERED BOOGERS 7288  0  1 0 HELL'S KITCHEN 608    BLACK ORC 20          546 NONE    
STOWAWAY 7307          0  1 0 SEA DOGS 545          SPYMASTER 22          546 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

23 October 2007
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                   ***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3  *******
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9 TEAM (18 MANAGERS) have declared for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3!!!  There is
still time for you to join in on the competition.  The carnage begins TURN 263!!!!

ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO JOIN:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn 
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately December 4, 2007).

RULES and SCORING

Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in
November.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited
Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she will be
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

NEED MORE INFORMATION

Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest
coordinator.  He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STOWAWAY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VERMIN OMELETTE was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BATTERED BOOGERS was narrowly killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
IRON MAN was viciously subdued by PEG LEG in a 3 minute veteran's Title fight.
MODERN MYTH devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE LIMITER was beaten by KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
FROZEN CHARLOTTE defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 3 minute melee.
FOUL NAVIGATOR vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PATCH vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  15 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  11 -  1      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW         2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   5 -  1      17  |

Turn 546 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      PEG LEG 6196               10   7  0   97 SEA DOGS (545)
LUNGING ATTACK   MODERN MYTH 7251            8   5  1   78 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
TOTAL PARRY      IRON MAN 591               19   6  0   77 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE LIMITER 7250            9   4  0   55 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PEG LEG 6196.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PEG LEG 6196.  The ten other most popular fighters were FROZEN CHARLOTTE 7247, 
BATTERED BOOGERS 7288, MODERN MYTH 7251, VERMIN OMELETTE 7308, FOUL NAVIGATOR 7293, 
PATCH 7297, STOWAWAY 7307, IRON MAN 591, THE LIMITER 7250, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was THE LIMITER 7250.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were IRON MAN 591, STOWAWAY 7307, PATCH 7297, FOUL NAVIGATOR 7293, 
VERMIN OMELETTE 7308, MODERN MYTH 7251, BATTERED BOOGERS 7288, FROZEN CHARLOTTE 7247, 
PEG LEG 6196, and  0.