DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/22/2007 Duedate: 12/05/2007 JHANS ARENA DM-36 TURN-548 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PEG LEG SEA DOGS (545) (36-6196) [11-8-0,107] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PEG LEG MAGGOT SOUFFLE SEA DOGS (545) HELL'S KITCHEN (608) (36-6196) [11-8-0,107] (36-7287) [5-1-0,60] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite PEG LEG PEG LEG SEA DOGS (545) SEA DOGS (545) (36-6196) [11-8-0,107] (36-6196) [11-8-0,107] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SEA DOGS (545) 58 2. BABES (416) 47 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 3. ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 8 Unchartered Team 4. HELL'S KITCHEN (608) -3 HELL'S KITCHEN (608) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 77 54 4 58.8 1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) 7 5 0 2/ 2 BABES (416) 289 276 14 51.2 2/ 2 SEA DOGS (545) 7 6 1 3/ 3*HELL'S KITCHEN (608) 6 7 0 46.2 3/ 3 BABES (416) 4 3 1 4/ 5 SEA DOGS (545) 31 49 2 38.8 4/ 5*HELL'S KITCHEN (608) 0 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 583): MAKESHIFT ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 466): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 591): KORNIC BLAZE of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 587): M1A1 of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 586): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 590): HOFFA of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 588): SLAMMER of AMEN! (?, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 582): PERSEA QUELL of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 574): OAKLAND FU of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 573): PARROT KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 547): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 537): SCROD BOY of INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 240): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 524): ROCKSOCK of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 473): JACINTHE of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 226): PENELOTHE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 214): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 421): DARTH NIKILUS of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 192): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 465): THE CUTICLE DANCE of DON'T ASK (TUM, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 583): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 466): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 591): OUR HIGHEST HONORS (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 587): TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 586): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 590): KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 588): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 582): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 574): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 573): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 547): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 537): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 240): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 524): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 473): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 225): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 214): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 421): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 192): ANTIQUATED LEGACY (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 465) TWISTED SESAME (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 583): LARRY KING of DEATH'S DOOR (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) COMICUS of ROMAN EMPIRE (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) (turn 582): ZIMA of LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 587): M1A1 of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.) LEOPARD of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 574): INDENTURED OARSMAN of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) SOUND THE VANILLA! of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 524): ROCKSOCK of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 523): CELLIE SHATTERSTONE of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 473): JACINTHE of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 226): PENELOTHE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 421): DARTH NIKILUS of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.) SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see TRISH win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, TRISH beat FOUL NAVIGATOR and FOUL NAVIGATOR lost 14 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as PEG LEG takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, JHANS? My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. HELL'S KITCHEN, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was ENGINES 'O' DEATH. Ha ha ha ha! Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and gone, and get to see if their team cared. Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey BABES, whyja send ROBIN to the Dark Arena, look at hers record, huh? Whoa! I'll even buy MAN OVERBOARD 2 a drink tonight! Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side! Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one. I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PEG LEG 6196 11 8 0 107 SEA DOGS (545) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MODERN MYTH 7251 10 5 1 95 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME IRON MAN 591 20 7 0 87 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) -RAKAR 5307 11 6 1 68 IRON TIGERS (484) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287 5 1 0 60 HELL'S KITCHEN (608) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PATCH 7297 4 1 0 41 SEA DOGS (545) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MAN OVERBOARD 2 7312 1 0 1 33 SEA DOGS (545) TRISH 7246 2 3 0 27 BABES (416) GEENA 7245 3 2 0 26 BABES (416) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VENUS 7278 3 1 2 21 BABES (416) FOUL NAVIGATOR 7293 5 3 0 18 SEA DOGS (545) FRONTLINE 7313 1 0 0 13 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) -FRIED WORMS 7285 1 3 0 6 HELL'S KITCHEN (608) SIX FOX DOG 7309 1 1 0 4 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) FAR TOO GONE 7314 0 1 0 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CHARLOTTE 7315 0 1 0 BABES 416 WURM KIN 548 NONE ROBIN 7272 3 2 0 BABES 416 BANDIT PRINCE 548 NONE SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA MAN OVERBOARD 2 7312 548 NONE BARNACLE 7306 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 545 VENUS 7278 547 MAN OVERBOARD 7311 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 545 BLACK ORC 548 NONE PERSONAL ADS The Mad Cyclone -- Of course it was. I intended it. -- Ripples Dorrigan, Arenamistress The Limiter -- Ah, if only I could! I wouldn't even care what the "Orient" held in store for me. I suppose it COULD be worse, but not easily. They make me clean the locker rooms after the fights, you know. -- one downtrodden Fratsfa Slave Modern Myth -- Ambitious for different things. The arena is merely a stepping stone, a "day job," as it were, while I prepare my magnum opus. Besides, all great artists must suffer. It says so in the manual. -- a Guard with Ambitions of Other Kinds Engines of Death -- And we thank you for this acknowledgement of our respective personhoods. -- Ripples Dorrigan, speaking for the standbys Modern Myth -- I hope you were PAYING ATTENTION during that fight. We of the Chardinee Society of Alastari do not object to teaching young gladiators, but we DO object to fighting young gladiators who THROW AWAY the chance to learn from us. -- M. Chardinee of Jhans Six Fox Dog -- Not even a couple of coppers? -- P. Beggar P.S. Hey, I had to ask! It's in my job description. 3 November 2007 If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com. Using any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ROBIN was barely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight. MAN OVERBOARD 2 savagely slew SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. MAN OVERBOARD was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. CHARLOTTE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest. IRON MAN was savagely defeated by PEG LEG in a 4 minute veteran's Title fight. MODERN MYTH vanquished MAGGOT SOUFFLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight. FOUL NAVIGATOR was beaten by TRISH in a 2 minute brawl. PATCH viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight. GEENA vanquished SIX FOX DOG in a 1 minute gory uneven duel. VENUS vanquished FAR TOO GONE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. FRONTLINE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 6 - 0 67 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 4 - 1 67 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 - 0 63 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 14 - 1 62 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 - 2 33 | |AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 8 - 0 20 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 7 - 0 13 | Turn 548 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE PEG LEG 6196 11 8 0 107 SEA DOGS (545) LUNGING ATTACK MODERN MYTH 7251 10 5 1 95 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) TOTAL PARRY IRON MAN 591 20 7 0 87 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is PEG LEG 6196. The most popular warrior this turn was PEG LEG 6196. The ten other most popular fighters were PATCH 7297, ROBIN 7272, TRISH 7246, MAN OVERBOARD 2 7312, MODERN MYTH 7251, GEENA 7245, VENUS 7278, IRON MAN 591, FRONTLINE 7313, and MAN OVERBOARD 7311. The least popular fighter this week was FAR TOO GONE 7314. The other ten least popular fighters were SIX FOX DOG 7309, FOUL NAVIGATOR 7293, MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287, CHARLOTTE 7315, MAN OVERBOARD 7311, FRONTLINE 7313, IRON MAN 591, VENUS 7278, GEENA 7245, and MODERN MYTH 7251. MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLIII PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DOTH DRAGONMERE 1257 (82-51-4) 1 4 0 NETHER WARRIORS FINGER PUPPET 1774 (81-91-1) 1 4 0 EASTERN HORDE CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BLONDIE 5723 (55-35-1) 1 4 0 BABES ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DONNA 5966 (45-18-1) 5 3 0 BABES ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MARCIE 6076 (21-14-1) 3 3 0 BABES RILLION 5545 (45-29-1) 0 2 0 THE CHADS FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME NIKITA 6639 (15-9-1) 5 3 0 BABES CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME RECOUNT 6333 (13-5-0) 0 2 0 THE CHADS CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME IRON MAN 591 (19-6-0) 0 2 0 ENGINES 'O' DEATH ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME THE LIMITER 7250 (9-4-0) 1 3 0 DEAD ENGINES 'O' DEATH FROZEN CHARLOTTE 7247 (10-4-1) 0 1 0 DEAD ENGINES 'O' DEATH MODERN MYTH 7251 (8-5-1) 0 2 0 ENGINES 'O' DEATH PUSS N BOOTS 7165 (6-5-0) 0 2 0 ERRATA INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME JACK MONTGOMERY 7258 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR B7 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287 (5-0-0) 3 3 0 HELL'S KITCHEN APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TRISH 7246 (1-3-0) 1 3 0 BABES PATCH 7297 (3-1-0) 0 2 0 SEA DOGS ROBIN 7272 (3-1-0) 0 2 0 BABES ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BARNACLE 7306 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 SEA DOGS BEEF 7305 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 ERRATA DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME WALKER BOH 2206 (13-5-2) 3 2 0 DEAD BIG LAKE BASHERS MISCHIEVOUS IMP 1504 (13-5-1) 3 3 1 FRIEND OR FOE DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MISCOUNT 6090 (9-6-0) 6 3 0 THE CHADS ALLIS 6415 (7-4-0) 4 3 0 ERRATA FOGHORN 5479 (6-6-0) 3 3 0 OLD SCHOOL TOONS DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DEN 5560 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 BIG LAKE BASHERS