DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/06/2007    Duedate: 12/19/2007

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-549

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MODERN MYTH
ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
(36-7251) [11-5-1,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MODERN MYTH                    MAGGOT SOUFFLE
ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)         HELL'S KITCHEN (608)
(36-7251) [11-5-1,111]         (36-7287) [5-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PEG LEG                        PUSS N BOOTS
SEA DOGS (545)                 ERRATA (490)
(36-6196) [11-9-0,89]          (36-7165) [6-6-0,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)      33
2. BABES (416)                 28      ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
3. ERRATA (490)                16      Unchartered Team
4. HELL'S KITCHEN (608)         6
5. SEA DOGS (545)             -26      HELL'S KITCHEN (608)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)    80  56  4 58.8   1/ 1 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)    8  5 0
 2/ 2 BABES (416)              292 276 14 51.4   2/ 3 BABES (416)               7  3 1
 3/ 0 ERRATA (490)              80  96  5 45.5   3/ 2 SEA DOGS (545)            4  8 1
 4/ 3*HELL'S KITCHEN (608)       6   8  0 42.9   4/ 0 ERRATA (490)              1  1 0
 5/ 4 SEA DOGS (545)            31  52  2 37.3   5/ 4*HELL'S KITCHEN (608)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 585): MAKESHIFT ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 467): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 593): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 589): PANTHER of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (Master Beru, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 588): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 592): BANKSHOT of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 589): FATALITY of BRUTAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 584): SIR CUMFERENCE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 575): DARTH SION of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 574): PARROT KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 548): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 538): SCROD BOY of INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 240): SMIRK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Manager, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 525): RHINO of BEASTIAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 474): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 227): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 215): DERELICT of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 423): DARTH MALEK of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 192): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 467): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 585): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 467): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 593): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 589): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 588): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 592): KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 589): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 584): THE ABYSMALS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 575): BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 574): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 548): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 538): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 240): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 525): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 474): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 227): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 215): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 423): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 192): ANTIQUATED LEGACY (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 467) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 585): COBALT of STEEL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 467): PAUL ATREIDES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 588): ULTIMATE PAIN of LUROCIANS 22 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 587): HELENE JUSTE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 584): SIR CUMFERENCE of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
               (turn 583): PERSEA QUELL of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 575): DARTH SION of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
                            PROGIDY, DAMMIT! Of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                            XYLICARE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
                (turn 574): INDENTURED OARSMAN of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                            SOUND THE VANILLA! of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 538): SCROD BOY of INQUISITION CLONES (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 524): ROCKSOCK of DELVERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 473): JACINTHE of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 226): PENELOTHE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in JHANS since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts 
to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with GEENA?  She actually 
beat SEA DOGS' PATCH, and walked away with 18 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at SEA DOGS.  PATCH lost 9 points to GEENA.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  
Maybe PATCH will provide more easy wins...  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for 
ENGINES 'O' DEATH's outstanding member, Duelmaster MODERN MYTH.  Wouldn't it be nice 
to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of 
convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was SEA DOGS.  The bums at BABES couldn't face the challenges from 
SEA DOGS!  No excuse for that!  What do people see in IRON MAN?  His 21-7-0?  ENGINES 
'O' DEATH ain't talkin', but he's got 89 points.  Keep challenging up 27 points, 
MAGGOT SOUFFLE, and I won't have to write about you much longer.  IRON MAN always 
accepts those kind of challenges...  MAGGOT SOUFFLE found one way to advance:  
challenging IRON MAN and losing, but getting 6 points.  No brain, no pain.   
     Warriors of JHANS unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Is it my 
imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so 
gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  JHANS is 
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Remember--a good 
fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MODERN MYTH 7251             11   5  1   111       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON MAN 591                 21   7  0    89       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
 PEG LEG 6196                 11   9  0    89       SEA DOGS (545)
 PUSS N BOOTS 7165             6   6  0    70       ERRATA (490)
-COME ON 7143                  8   3  0    69       ERRATA (490)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287           5   2  0    66       HELL'S KITCHEN (608)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEENA 7245                    4   2  0    44       BABES (416)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAN OVERBOARD 2 7312          1   0  1    33       SEA DOGS (545)
 PATCH 7297                    4   2  0    32       SEA DOGS (545)
 TRISH 7246                    3   3  0    31       BABES (416)
 VENUS 7278                    4   1  2    27       BABES (416)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRONTLINE 7313                2   0  0    22       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
-SHORTY 7264                   1   1  0    21       ERRATA (490)
 FOUL NAVIGATOR 7293           5   4  0    19       SEA DOGS (545)
 BEEF 7305                     1   0  0    13       ERRATA (490)
-FRIED WORMS 7285              1   3  0     6       HELL'S KITCHEN (608)
 SIX FOX DOG 7309              1   2  0     5       ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FAR TOO GONE 7314       0  2 0 ENGINES 'O' DEATH 72 KOBOLD ENFORCER       549  NONE
BARNACLE 7306           0  1 0 SEA DOGS 545         VENUS 7278            547   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     "In the management of wounds and other diseased conditions the main object of

     the surgeon is to promote the natural reparative process by preventing or
     eliminating any factor by which it may be disturbed."  Keep that in mind,
     everyone. -- Ed.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FAR TOO GONE was dealt death by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE was outwaited by IRON MAN in a monotonous 14 minute Challenge duel.
GEENA subdued PATCH in a action packed 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
VENUS bested FOUL NAVIGATOR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PEG LEG was overpowered by MODERN MYTH in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
PUSS N BOOTS was unbelievably bested by RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a 3 minute duel.
TRISH viciously subdued CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gory competition.
SIX FOX DOG was handily defeated by BEEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FRONTLINE vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  14 -  1      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   7 -  2      36  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         AIMED BLOW         1 -   7 -  0      13  |

Turn 549 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MODERN MYTH 7251           11   5  1  111 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
TOTAL PARRY      IRON MAN 591               21   7  0   89 ENGINES 'O' DEATH (72)
PARRY-LUNGE      PEG LEG 6196               11   9  0   89 SEA DOGS (545)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PEG LEG 6196.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PUSS N BOOTS 7165.  The ten other most popular fighters were GEENA 7245, PATCH 
7297, TRISH 7246, VENUS 7278, MODERN MYTH 7251, BEEF 7305, FRONTLINE 7313, FAR TOO 
GONE 7314, FOUL NAVIGATOR 7293, and MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287.

The least popular fighter this week was IRON MAN 591.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SIX FOX DOG 7309, PEG LEG 6196, MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287, FOUL NAVIGATOR 
7293, FAR TOO GONE 7314, FRONTLINE 7313, BEEF 7305, MODERN MYTH 7251, VENUS 7278, and 
TRISH 7246.