DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/08/2008    Duedate: 05/21/2008

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-560

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PATCH
SEA DOGS (545)
(36-7297) [11-6-0,88]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PATCH                          POSITION IS EMPTY
SEA DOGS (545)                 
(36-7297) [11-6-0,88]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PATCH                          PATCH
SEA DOGS (545)                 SEA DOGS (545)
(36-7297) [11-6-0,88]          (36-7297) [11-6-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MINDSOVERMATTER (507)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MINDSOVERMATTER (507)       56
2. BABES (416)                 18      BABES (416)
3. SEA DOGS (545)              10      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)         -9
                                       TARLANG (352)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       32  16  1 66.7   1/ 1 MINDSOVERMATTER (507)     8  0 1
 2/ 2 BABES (416)              306 286 16 51.7   2/ 3 BABES (416)               4  1 1
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)       27  28  1 49.1   3/ 4 SEA DOGS (545)            2  2 0
 4/ 4 MINDSOVERMATTER (507)     31  34  6 47.7   4/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)       2  5 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 596): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 478): SAROVOND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 604): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 600): LEONIDAS of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 599): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 603): DOMINO of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 600): ERASMUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 595): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 586): MICHAEL JORDAN of CAROLINA BLUE (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 585): GOLDENBEARD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 559): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 549): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 246): SHRUG of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 536): WINKY DINK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 485): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 233): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 221): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 434): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 197): HOCKEY of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 478): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 596): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 478): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 604): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 600): REDLEGS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 599): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 603): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 600): BONSUR BABES ROCK (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 595): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 586): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 585): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 559): MIDDLE WAY 13 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 549): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 246): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 536): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 485): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 233): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 221): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 197): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 478) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 595): SOUTLANCHOR of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 598): ORVERD QUILL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 603): DOMINO of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 600): DIGGER WASP of FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 595): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 584): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 585): DINAH MIGHT of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 585): GOLDENBEARD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
               (turn 584): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  JHANS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for SPINOZA?  
MINDSOVERMATTER's proud of him after beating RIRORNI SPY and getting 23 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  SALLI VOSS got smashed by MONTESQUIEU, and lost 7 points! 
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think PATCH should let ENEMY 
SABOTEUR be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy 
that said JHANS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Lucas Lounge?  Don't look at me! 
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  BABES was JHANS' most avoided 
team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are 
MINDSOVERMATTER?  BABES, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to 
accept an invitation!  Like, is ORVAL RAS popular, or what?  He was challenged the 
most in all of JHANS!  He's got a 5-8-1, is that good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHANS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PATCH 7297                   11   6  0    88       SEA DOGS (545)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHAENY GROVE 7353             7   3  0    78       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351           6   4  1    66       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 MONTESQUIEU 5788              8   6  2    65       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DENCIE HILLIS 7352            6   4  0    55       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-ABALOND EGRAN 7349            8   2  0    52       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-KYRA 7316                     4   0  1    51       BABES (416)
 SPINOZA 7330                  4   1  0    50       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
 ROUSSEAU 7328                 5   0  1    49       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
 SALLI VOSS 7340               7   6  0    41       MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIRIAM 7320                   4   1  0    33       BABES (416)
 KANT 7329                     3   2  0    30       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
 ORVAL RAS 7339                5   8  1    24       MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHERRY 7335                   1   0  0    20       BABES (416)
-MARY 7336                     1   0  1    14       BABES (416)
-PLATO 7334                    1   0  0    11       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
 LISA 7356                     1   0  0     5       BABES (416)
 SPYGLASS GUY 7337             0   1  0     5       SEA DOGS (545)
-CARLIN GRANZ 7350             0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PORTAR SHAW 7338        8  3 0 MIDDLE WAY 13 610    MONTESQUIEU 5788      558   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I didn't know the Rirorni were, um, citified enough to practice usery. -- Salli Voss

I think the Embezzling Scribe is working with the Userous Merchant. -- Orval Ras
P.S.  Or, he used to be.  Bwahaha.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PATCH viciously subdued ENEMY SABOTEUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
ROUSSEAU demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
MONTESQUIEU vanquished SALLI VOSS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ORVAL RAS was overpowered by MIRIAM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPINOZA devastated RIRORNI SPY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
KANT overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SPYGLASS GUY was bested by LISA in a 1 minute novice's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -   7 -  3      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -   9 -  1      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   6 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 560 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         5  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PATCH 7297                 11   6  0   88 SEA DOGS (545)
STRIKING ATTACK  MONTESQUIEU 5788            8   6  2   65 MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
WALL OF STEEL    SALLI VOSS 7340             7   6  0   41 MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PATCH 7297.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PATCH 7297.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROUSSEAU 7328, MIRIAM 7320, 
SPINOZA 7330, MONTESQUIEU 5788, KANT 7329, LISA 7356, SPYGLASS GUY 7337, SALLI VOSS 
7340, ORVAL RAS 7339, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was ORVAL RAS 7339.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SALLI VOSS 7340, SPYGLASS GUY 7337, LISA 7356, KANT 7329, MONTESQUIEU 
5788, SPINOZA 7330, MIRIAM 7320, ROUSSEAU 7328, PATCH 7297, and  0.