DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/22/2008    Duedate: 06/04/2008

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-561

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PATCH
SEA DOGS (545)
(36-7297) [12-6-0,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PATCH                          POSITION IS EMPTY
SEA DOGS (545)                 
(36-7297) [12-6-0,94]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PATCH                          PATCH
SEA DOGS (545)                 SEA DOGS (545)
(36-7297) [12-6-0,94]          (36-7297) [12-6-0,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BABES (416)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BABES (416)                 42
2. MINDSOVERMATTER (507)       24      BABES (416)
3. SEA DOGS (545)               7      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)          6
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 BABES (416)              310 287 16 51.9   1/ 2 BABES (416)               8  2 1
 2/ 4 MINDSOVERMATTER (507)     34  35  6 49.3   2/ 1 MINDSOVERMATTER (507)     7  1 0
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)       28  29  1 49.1   3/ 3 SEA DOGS (545)            2  3 0
 4/ 5 SEA DOGS (545)            44  65  2 40.4   4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)       2  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 597): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 479): KEY LIME of SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 605): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 601): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 600): TIFFINAL of WIZARDS'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 604): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 601): ERASMUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 596): DIO of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 587): MIDNIGHT of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 586): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (Osage, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 560): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 550): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 246): SHRUG of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 537): WINKY DINK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 486): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 233): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 221): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 435): RUSSIAN BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 197): HOCKEY of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 479): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 597): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 479): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 605): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 601): REDLEGS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 600): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 604): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 601): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 596): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 587): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 586): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 560): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 550): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 246): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 537): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 486): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 233): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 221): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 435): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 197): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 479) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 603): DOMINO of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 600): DIGGER WASP of FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 595): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 585): GOLDENBEARD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 537): WINKY DINK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  JHANS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, MINDSOVERMATTER 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BABES!  Way to go BABES! 
MVP award for KANT?  MINDSOVERMATTER's proud of him after beating THE USEROUS 
MERCHANT and getting 19 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  MONTESQUIEU got 
smashed by KYRA, and lost 11 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? 
I think PATCH should let VETERAN MERCENARY be Duelmaster for a while, without 
fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  
Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  BABES was the most avoided team.  Is a 310-287-16 
record really that scary?  I don't know what MINDSOVERMATTER's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from BABES, that's fer sher.  Like, is 
ORVAL RAS popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of JHANS!  He's got a 
5-9-1, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Ooh!  The suspense is killing me!  MIDDLE 
WAY 13 has like just one turn to Bloodfeud MONTESQUIEU of MINDSOVERMATTER!  Will they 
do it???  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's 
what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PATCH 7297                   12   6  0    94       SEA DOGS (545)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KYRA 7316                     5   0  1    64       BABES (416)
 ROUSSEAU 7328                 6   0  1    58       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
 SPINOZA 7330                  5   1  0    57       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONTESQUIEU 5788              8   7  2    54       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
 KANT 7329                     4   2  0    49       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
 SALLI VOSS 7340               8   6  0    46       MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHERRY 7335                   2   0  0    33       BABES (416)
 MIRIAM 7320                   4   2  0    31       BABES (416)
 ORVAL RAS 7339                5   9  1    25       MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY 7336                     2   0  1    22       BABES (416)
 LISA 7356                     2   0  0    15       BABES (416)
-PLATO 7334                    1   0  0    11       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
 SPYGLASS GUY 7337             0   2  0     6       SEA DOGS (545)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PORTAR SHAW 7338        8  3 0 MIDDLE WAY 13 610    MONTESQUIEU 5788      558   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All, i.e., the managers of Babes and Mindsovermatter -- Do you want me to fill out
this team?  I have the replacements, a typical sorry lot, and would be willing to do
it if you want more bodies on the sands. -- Jorja, the Middle Way

Motesquieu -- What I don't understand is how you forgot to include an "A" in your
name.  You've got the other vowels, well, except for "sometimes y," so...? -- Salli
Voss

Miriam -- Hey, ba--  Ack!  How'd you get so tall?  That's, well, unfeminine.  Don't
DO things like that. -- Orval Ras

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MIRIAM was bested by SALLI VOSS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SHERRY devastated ORVAL RAS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PATCH savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title duel.
MONTESQUIEU was defeated by KYRA in a exciting 1 minute fight.
SPINOZA devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
ROUSSEAU overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
KANT handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MARY vanquished SPYGLASS GUY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LISA vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -   8 -  3      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -   9 -  1      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   7 -  1      22  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 561 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PATCH 7297                 12   6  0   94 SEA DOGS (545)
STRIKING ATTACK  ROUSSEAU 7328               6   0  1   58 MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
WALL OF STEEL    SALLI VOSS 7340             8   6  0   46 MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PATCH 7297.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PATCH 7297.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHERRY 7335, SPINOZA 7330, 
ROUSSEAU 7328, KANT 7329, SALLI VOSS 7340, MONTESQUIEU 5788, KYRA 7316, MARY 7336, 
MIRIAM 7320, and LISA 7356.

The least popular fighter this week was SPYGLASS GUY 7337.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ORVAL RAS 7339, LISA 7356, MIRIAM 7320, MARY 7336, KYRA 7316, 
MONTESQUIEU 5788, SALLI VOSS 7340, KANT 7329, ROUSSEAU 7328, and SPINOZA 7330.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLV

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FINGER PUPPET 1774 (83-94-1)           1  4  0         EASTERN HORDE        
MAIMED 2213 (170-120-18)               1  4  0         THE HURT             

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLONDIE 5723 (59-40-1)                 4  3  0         BABES                

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DONNA 5966 (47-18-1)                   3  3  0         BABES                

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FILLETED 2659 (36-33-3)                3  3  0         THE HURT             

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MANICOUAGAN 4966 (9-4-0)               1  2  0  DEAD   QUEBEC               

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MONTESQUIEU 5788 (7-6-2)               1  3  0         MINDSOVERMATTER      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DISTORT 7228 (1-0-0)                   5  3  0         ACT OF MALICE        
KYRA 7316 (4-0-1)                      2  3  0         BABES                
MIRIAM 7320 (3-1-0)                    1  3  0         BABES                
ROUSSEAU 7328 (4-0-1)                  1  3  0         MINDSOVERMATTER      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MIDNIGHT SUN 7343 (0-0-0)              3  3  1  DEAD   NIGHTWATCH           

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JAMES PERRY 2661 (27-16-3)             0  3  0         JGW PERISHABLE       
NIKITA 6639 (21-15-1)                  0  3  0         BABES                

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RIREMA 6934 (12-3-2)                   0  3  0         KARNIVORZ            

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JACK MONTGOMERY 7258 (0-0-0)           0  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR B7    
MAGGOT SOUFFLE 7287 (7-5-0)            0  3  0  DEAD   HELL'S KITCHEN       

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPINOZA 7330 (3-1-0)                   6  2  0         MINDSOVERMATTER      
KANT 7329 (2-2-0)                      0  3  0         MINDSOVERMATTER      

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPYGLASS GUY 7337 (0-0-0)              0  3  0         SEA DOGS