DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/19/2008    Duedate: 07/02/2008

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-563

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PATCH
SEA DOGS (545)
(36-7297) [14-6-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PATCH                          POSITION IS EMPTY
SEA DOGS (545)                 
(36-7297) [14-6-0,98]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PATCH                          PATCH
SEA DOGS (545)                 SEA DOGS (545)
(36-7297) [14-6-0,98]          (36-7297) [14-6-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BABES (416)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)         11
2. SEA DOGS (545)               2      BABES (416)
3. BABES (416)                  0      Unchartered Team
4. MINDSOVERMATTER (507)        0
                                       SEMINOLES (274)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BABES (416)              317 290 16 52.2   1/ 2 BABES (416)              11  4 0
 2- 2 MINDSOVERMATTER (507)     38  35  7 52.1   2- 1 MINDSOVERMATTER (507)     7  1 1
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)       29  32  1 47.5   3/ 3 SEA DOGS (545)            3  1 0
 4/ 4 SEA DOGS (545)            46  65  2 41.4   4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)       2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 599): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 481): KEY LIME of SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 607): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 603): DIAPERED ZALGOR of BABY BROTHERS (Mad Max, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 602): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 606): OL SMOKEY of THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 603): OLIANDER of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 598): DIO of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 589): SHEWISH CORSAIR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 588): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (Osage, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 562): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 552): CONNIE PAKKIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 539): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 488): VOICES IN MY HEAD of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 222): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 437): RUSSIAN BEAR of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 481): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 599): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 481): SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 607): GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 603): REDLEGS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 602): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 606): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 603): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 598): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 589): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 588): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 562): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 552): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 247): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 439): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 488): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 234): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 222): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 437): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 198): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 481) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 601): CLANK of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 600): DIGGER WASP of FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 589): SHEWISH CORSAIR of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                (turn 588): MIDNIGHT of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
                            MICHAEL JORDAN of CAROLINA BLUE (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 588): GRIFTER of BAD BEAT (Osage, mgr.)
                           RUDE BUDDHA of MINISTRY OF SKA (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 538): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JHANS to see 
what's new.  Like, MINDSOVERMATTER had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off 
#1 spot by BABES!  Way to go BABES!  MVP award for SALLI VOSS?  MIDDLE WAY 13's proud 
of her after beating SHERRY and getting 10 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  
MIRIAM's match with RIRORNI SPY cost her a loss of 9 points!  This Duelmaster is like 
something else!  PATCH stopped ENEMY SABOTEUR dead in hers tracks!  I hear the top 
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters 
for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of MINDSOVERMATTER must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why BABES' been 
avoiding MINDSOVERMATTER so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is 
ORVAL RAS popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of JHANS!  He's got a 
5-11-1, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PATCH 7297                   14   6  0    98       SEA DOGS (545)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROUSSEAU 7328                 7   0  1    74       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPINOZA 7330                  6   1  0    66       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
-MONTESQUIEU 5788              9   7  2    60       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KYRA 7316                     6   1  1    56       BABES (416)
-KANT 7329                     5   2  1    55       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
 SALLI VOSS 7340               9   7  0    44       MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)
 MIRIAM 7320                   5   3  0    37       BABES (416)
 MARY 7336                     4   0  1    36       BABES (416)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHERRY 7335                   3   1  0    31       BABES (416)
 LISA 7356                     4   0  0    29       BABES (416)
 ORVAL RAS 7339                5  11  1    27       MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PLATO 7334                    1   0  0    11       MINDSOVERMATTER (507)
-SPYGLASS GUY 7337             0   2  0     6       SEA DOGS (545)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Miriam -- Long time no see, hmm? -- Salli Vos

Sherry -- Old friends and all that. -- Orval Ras

31 May 2008
Any and all who live in the 805 area, I would like for you to call me so we can get
together for BBQ's, softball games, and so on.  It has been a while since the last
get together (several years).  It was a blast and I am sure the next one will be
also.  We just have to do it.  All alliances are welcome.  Just because my warriors
leave your warrior beaten and bloody in defeat does not mean we can't have a beer or
five together.  I'll even buy the first round.  So call 805-588-3419 and ask for Dave
a.k.a. Misfit, former member of the Green and Purple Polka Dot Alliance (GAPPDA).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHERRY was unbelievably bested by SALLI VOSS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MARY overcame ORVAL RAS in a 1 minute novice vs. expert upset Challenge match.
PATCH viciously subdued ENEMY SABOTEUR in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Title fight.
KYRA viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
MIRIAM was overpowered by RIRORNI SPY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LISA overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -   7 -  3      77  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -   7 -  1      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   8 -  1      20  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 563 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PATCH 7297                 14   6  0   98 SEA DOGS (545)
WALL OF STEEL    SALLI VOSS 7340             9   7  0   44 MIDDLE WAY 13 (610)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PATCH 7297.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PATCH 7297.  The ten other most popular fighters were KYRA 7316, SALLI VOSS 7340, 
MARY 7336, SHERRY 7335, ORVAL RAS 7339, LISA 7356, MIRIAM 7320,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MIRIAM 7320.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LISA 7356, ORVAL RAS 7339, SHERRY 7335, MARY 7336, SALLI VOSS 7340, 
KYRA 7316, PATCH 7297,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PATCH (36-7297) SEA DOGS (545)

                         SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!

Our summer FTF will be held in Minneapolis, Minnesota, July 18-20, 2008.  It will be 
held at the Holiday Inn Select Minneapolis/St. Paul in Blomington, MN, just down the 
street from the Mall of America, at 3 Appletree Square (952-854-9000).  Rooms are only 
$105.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  There is a free 24-hour shuttle from the airport
and free shuttle service to the mall; free parking, free high-speed wireless internet
in all guestrooms.  There is a large fitness center, jacuzzi, and indoor pool.  The 
rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  There are tons of 
restaurants nearby at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the hotel.  

Hotel info:  www.himspairport.com
Mall of America:  www.mallofamerica.com

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!