DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/18/2008    Duedate: 12/31/2008

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-574

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MARY
BABES (416)
(36-7336) [13-0-1,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MARY                           POSITION IS EMPTY
BABES (416)                    
(36-7336) [13-0-1,99]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MARY                           MARY
BABES (416)                    BABES (416)
(36-7336) [13-0-1,99]          (36-7336) [13-0-1,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BABES (416)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         42
2. BABES (416)                 -9      MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       WETWORKS (298)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       39  24  3 61.9   1/ 1 BABES (416)              12  1 0
 2/ 2 BABES (416)              352 293 16 54.6   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       7  8 2

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 612): WAYWARD SON oF MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 494): HAROLUE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 620): RIGATONI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 610): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 615): SHY GUY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 618): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 616): LORD T. JEEBUS of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 610): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 602): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 601): GAMMA of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 573): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 565): POULAN of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 254): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 549): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 500): COLOROUTOFSPACE of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 241): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 229): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 450): ANGRY DECKHAND of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 205): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 464): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 612): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 494): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 620): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 610): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 615): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 618): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 616): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 610): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 602): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 601): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 573): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 565): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 254): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 549): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 500): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 241): UNDESIRABLE'S (Slinky, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 229): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 450): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 205): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 494) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 494): HAROLUE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 614): SLINKY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 617): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 601): FROO-FROO of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 601): FOORMAN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
               (turn 600): ASSASSIN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
                           KEROUAC of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): MORI NEB of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in JHANS!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for CHAENY GROVE?  
MIDDLE WAY 17's proud of her after beating LISA and getting 27 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  LISA's match with CHAENY GROVE cost her a loss of 20 points!  What 
a putz!  KYRA fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the 
title.  No one said she was a genius...  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome MARY.  Aren't BABES proud.  (Oh, 
my.) Who was the wiseguy that said JHANS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Lucas 
Lounge?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  MIDDLE WAY 17 was the most avoided team.  Is a 
39-24-3 record really that scary?  I don't know what BABES' been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from MIDDLE WAY 17, that's fer sher.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY 7336                    13   0  1    99       BABES (416)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KYRA 7316                    14   1  1   113       BABES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAENY GROVE 7353             8   5  0    90       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 SHERRY 7335                   8   1  0    89       BABES (416)
-MIRIAM 7320                  12   4  0    72       BABES (416)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LISA 7356                    10   2  0    64       BABES (416)
 ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351           6   7  1    58       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABALOND EGRAN 7349           10   3  1    55       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 DENCIE HILLIS 7352            7   6  0    53       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARLIN GRANZ 7350             3   1  1    28       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      CARLIN GRANZ 7350     574  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Miriam -- Ah.  What can I say?  That it was fated, because your manager pays more
attention than mine does?  Perhaps, though it seems an unsatisfying comment.  I
believe I need to find another interest, something to do on the days when I'm not
fighting or recuperating from fighting.  Perhaps I will take up quilting.  I'm told
it can be soothing, and it's very...not wasteful. -- Ellirin Imbray

Sherry -- I don't care if you aren't a wine, what I want to know is, can you sing?
The practices necessary to serious singing improve the breath control and indirectly
the stamina.  It might be something you'd care to pursue.  In the meantime, could I
catch your attention with a ballad of unrequited love?  Not exactly a personal type
of comment, you understand, but then again, why not? -- Chaeny Grove

I feel no remorse for that Fratsfa Slave.  He was a fake, more of a vinegar than a
wine.  And since I had no desire to make pickles, he was useless to me. -- Abalond
Egran

No!  The Rirorni Spy, a crude fellow in all ways, went OUT OF HIS WAY to stain and
otherwise damage my surcoat!  I shall await him in the alley behind the arena and
make sure that he regrets his tasteless effrontery. -- Dencie Hillis

These half elves are as bad as magpies about "acquiring" shiny objects.  Did he think
I wouldn't NOTICE when he laid his greasy hands on my favorite inlaid Gathic-period
snuffbox?  If Arenamistress Dorrigan hadn't stepped in when she did, I would have
meted out to him the proper deserts of a thief. -- Carlin Granz

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARY devastated M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
LISA was demolished by CHAENY GROVE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SHERRY overpowered ELLIRIN IMBRAY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ABALOND EGRAN viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
DENCIE HILLIS devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CARLIN GRANZ assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -   1 -  1      97  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   2 -  0      85  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   8 -  1      20  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 574 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MARY 7336                  13   0  1   99 BABES (416)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHAENY GROVE 7353           8   5  0   90 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHERRY 7335                 8   1  0   89 BABES (416)
BASHING ATTACK   ABALOND EGRAN 7349         10   3  1   55 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MARY 7336.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MARY 7336.  The ten other most popular fighters were ABALOND EGRAN 7349, CHAENY GROVE 
7353, SHERRY 7335, DENCIE HILLIS 7352, CARLIN GRANZ 7350, LISA 7356, ELLIRIN IMBRAY 
7351,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LISA 7356, CARLIN GRANZ 7350, DENCIE HILLIS 7352, SHERRY 7335, 
CHAENY GROVE 7353, ABALOND EGRAN 7349, MARY 7336,  0,  0, and  0.