DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2009    Duedate: 04/08/2009

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-581

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ABALOND EGRAN
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7349) [14-6-1,67]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ABALOND EGRAN                  KELLY BUNDY
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
(36-7349) [14-6-1,67]          (36-6669) [1-0-0,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ABALOND EGRAN                  ABALOND EGRAN
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7349) [14-6-1,67]          (36-7349) [14-6-1,67]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)     70
2. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)          8      MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
3. BABES (416)                  0      Unchartered Team
4. ACT OF MALICE (257)          0
5. GIRLS X3 (572)              -1      GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)    3   1  0 75.0   1/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       5  9 0
 2/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       54  43  4 55.7   2- 1 ACT OF MALICE (257)       4  1 1
 3- 2 ACT OF MALICE (257)      117  94 12 55.5   3/ 3*GIRLS X3 (572)            4  1 0
 4- 3 BABES (416)              360 299 17 54.6   4/ 0*GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)   3  1 0
 5/ 4*GIRLS X3 (572)             7   8  1 46.7   5- 4 BABES (416)               1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 619): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 501): HORMONAL GROWTH OF WIDE WORLD OF... (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 627): KOVARARMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 621): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 622): HATTIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 623): WHOLLY MOLLY of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 613): JOLEEN KRUZ of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CHOCO BOBA BABY of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 608): MIGHTY BOSSTONE of MINISTRY OF SKA (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 580): MORNGRIM THOTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 556): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 507): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 244): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 457): EVANDER GILL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 501): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 619): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 501): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 627): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 621): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 622): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 523): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 613): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 608): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 580): ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 556): DUNGEON CELL (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 507): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 244): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 232): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 457): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 501) FLOPS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 619): TONY SIRAGUSA of BETTER OFF DEAD (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CHARNEL of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 505): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
                               INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, JHANS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, ACT OF MALICE, since MIDDLE 
WAY 17 took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  I can just hear all 
the boasts coming in GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS' next personal ads.  Their first turn they 
went 3-1-0.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see KELLY BUNDY win a fight 
and gain 27 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ELLIRIN IMBRAY beat DANETTE ROGERS and 
DANETTE ROGERS lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and 
inability to defend the throne, MORNGRIM THORTH has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  
Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
ABALOND EGRAN takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, 
heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to 
know what's new, don't you, JHANS?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Let's see, 7-4-2.  Pretty good record for 
a living warrior.  A sad one though, for a dead one.  Such is the case for CARLIN 
GRANZ of MIDDLE WAY 17.  Tsk.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in JHANS to get a drink than Lucas Lounge!  Any 
suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!  So 
nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABALOND EGRAN 7349           14   6  1    67       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KYRA 7316                    17   1  1   135       BABES (416)
-MORNGRIM THORTH 5902         11   9  1   114       ACT OF MALICE (257)
-SHERRY 7335                   9   1  1   102       BABES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLAIN 5907                    9   0  0    80       ACT OF MALICE (257)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISTORT 7228                  6   0  1    64       ACT OF MALICE (257)
-MIRIAM 7320                  13   5  0    63       BABES (416)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351           9  11  1    45       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KELLY BUNDY 6669              1   0  0    27       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRACIE NICOLE 6652            2   2  0    23       GIRLS X3 (572)
-EVA MENDES 6705               1   0  0    21       GIRLS X3 (572)
 JAMIE KING 6670               1   0  0    21       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
 DANETTE ROGERS 6653           2   2  0    19       GIRLS X3 (572)
 SUMMER SANDERS 6667           1   0  0    11       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
 LISA D. 6666                  0   1  0    11       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
 EDDIE INCHER 7375             2   3  0     9       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-NICOLE KIDMAN 6650            1   1  1     5       GIRLS X3 (572)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CARLIN GRANZ 7350       7  4 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    ENEMY SABOTEUR        581  NONE
CHAENY GROVE 7353       9 10 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    MORNGRIM THORTH 5902  580   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Morngrim Thorth -- Can I charge you with unnecessary roughness?  Or do I get slapped with an "insufficient armor" charge?  Damn.  I know lots of ballads about tragic deaths, but I never thought I'd figure in one. -- Ghost of Chaeny Grove

Distort -- No joke!  Lot of that going around.  It's gotten really bad in some unexpected places. -- Ellirin Imbray

An Ambitious Guard?  For why? -- Abalond Egran

I would echo Abalond's question.  What the heck? -- Carlin Granz

Gracie Nicole -- Wow, just what I wanted for the weekend! -- Eddie Incher

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ABALOND EGRAN viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute bloody Title fight.
CARLIN GRANZ was slaughtered by ENEMY SABOTEUR in a 1 minute uneven battle.
ELLIRIN IMBRAY demolished DANETTE ROGERS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GRACIE NICOLE devastated LISA D. in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
EDDIE INCHER was subdued by JAMIE KING in a 1 minute competition.
KELLY BUNDY devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUMMER SANDERS bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute bloody amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW         2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   3 -  1      77  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -   9 -  3      74  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 581 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ABALOND EGRAN 7349         14   6  1   67 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ABALOND EGRAN 7349.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ABALOND EGRAN 7349.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRACIE NICOLE 
6652, SUMMER SANDERS 6667, ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351, JAMIE KING 6670, KELLY BUNDY 6669, 
LISA D. 6666, EDDIE INCHER 7375, CARLIN GRANZ 7350, DANETTE ROGERS 6653, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DANETTE ROGERS 6653.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CARLIN GRANZ 7350, EDDIE INCHER 7375, LISA D. 6666, KELLY BUNDY 
6669, JAMIE KING 6670, ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351, SUMMER SANDERS 6667, GRACIE NICOLE 6652, 
ABALOND EGRAN 7349, and  0.