DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/23/2009    Duedate: 05/06/2009

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-583

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHIRLEY
BABES (416)
(36-7380) [9-1-1,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHIRLEY                        KELLY BUNDY
BABES (416)                    GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
(36-7380) [9-1-1,102]          (36-6669) [3-0-0,41]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ABALOND EGRAN                  DANETTE ROGERS
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            GIRLS X3 (572)
(36-7349) [14-8-1,62]          (36-6653) [3-2-0,25]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         34
2. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)     33      MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
3. GIRLS X3 (572)              25      Unchartered Team
4. CHRISTIAN ROCK 3 (613)      16
5. BABES (416)                  0      GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)    7   4  0 63.6   1/ 1*GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)   7  4 0
 2- 3 BABES (416)              362 301 17 54.6   2/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       5  7 0
 3/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       57  48  4 54.3   3/ 2*GIRLS X3 (572)            4  2 0
 4/ 5*GIRLS X3 (572)            10   9  1 52.6   4- 5 BABES (416)               2  2 0
 5/ 0*CHRISTIAN ROCK 3 (613)     0   3  0  0.0   5/ 0*CHRISTIAN ROCK 3 (613)    0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 621): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 503): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 628): KOVARARMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 622): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 623): HATTIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 625): HIDA YAMAKO oF CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 615): JOLEEN KRUZ of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 611): BLUE MOON of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 610): JAGARE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 382): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 574): VANILLA JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 258): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 558): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 509): HASARCH of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 245): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 233): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 459): ANGRY DECKHAND of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 209): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 503): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 621): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 503): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 628): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 622): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 623): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 625): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 615): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 611): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 610): MONADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 582): GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (Non?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 574): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 258): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 558): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 509): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 245): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 233): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 459): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 209): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 503) FLOPS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 622): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 625): HIDA YAMAKO oF CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
               (turn 624): LORD T. JEEBUS of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 615): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 611): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 610): JAGARE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 574): VANILLA of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for NICOLE KIDMAN, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after mashing 
JAMIE KING like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't 
pay to walk out on the sands.  ABALOND EGRAN was defeated by VETERAN MERCENARY and 
drops 7 points.  Try as hard as the BABES stable might, they were unable to find 
their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) KYRA before this week's fights.  In front of all 
the crowds, SHIRLEY took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I give the bum two 
weeks.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time 
is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud 
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHIRLEY 7380                  9   1  1   102       BABES (416)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KYRA 7316                    18   1  1   142       BABES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MIRIAM 7320                  14   5  0    69       BABES (416)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABALOND EGRAN 7349           14   8  1    62       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351          10  12  1    54       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 KELLY BUNDY 6669              3   0  0    41       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVA MENDES 6705               2   0  0    27       GIRLS X3 (572)
 JAMIE KING 6670               1   1  0    26       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
 DANETTE ROGERS 6653           3   2  0    25       GIRLS X3 (572)
 NICOLE KIDMAN 6650            2   1  1    24       GIRLS X3 (572)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LISA D. 6666                  1   2  0    21       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
 GRACIE NICOLE 6652            2   3  0    17       GIRLS X3 (572)
 GORM HOLLIS 7384              1   0  0    15       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 DEETY HINCH 7385              1   0  0    13       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 EDDIE INCHER 7375             2   5  0    11       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NOT AFRAID 7358         0  1 0 CHRISTIAN ROCK 3 613 SHEWISH GIANT         583  NONE
ONLY THE WORLD 7361     0  1 0 CHRISTIAN ROCK 3 613 SPYMASTER             583  NONE
ZERO 7359               0  1 0 CHRISTIAN ROCK 3 613 SHEWISH GIANT         583  NONE
BOTTOM'S UP GIRL 7383   0  1 0 GIRLS GIRLS GIRL 574 RIPPLES DORRIGAN      583  NONE
CHAENY GROVE 7353       9 10 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    MORNGRIM THORTH 5902  580   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kyra -- Ah, good, I'm glad you're prepared to resume the Duelmastership.  I have
other fish to fry, or, since I would not touch a fried fish with a long-handled
toasting fork, other wine to taste.  I'm sure you'll be a splendid Duelmistress.  Go
for it. -- Abalond Egran

Miriam -- I just can't put my mind on writing you a personal today, I feel so
distracted.  I actually had to miss Quilt Club!  I'm on pins and needles waiting to
hear the report. -- Ellirin Imbray

Lisa D. -- I would never dare to cross anyone with an id number like yours! -- Eddie
Incher

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOT AFRAID was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BOTTOM'S UP GIRL was viciously butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 3 minute battle.
ONLY THE WORLD was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
ZERO was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ABALOND EGRAN was overpowered by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ELLIRIN IMBRAY devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KELLY BUNDY devastated GRACIE NICOLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DANETTE ROGERS viciously subdued EDDIE INCHER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
LISA D. lost to EVA MENDES in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
NICOLE KIDMAN vanquished JAMIE KING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GORM HOLLIS defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's match.
DEETY HINCH overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW         5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  13 -  3      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 583 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SHIRLEY 7380                9   1  1  102 BABES (416)
BASHING ATTACK   ABALOND EGRAN 7349         14   8  1   62 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ABALOND EGRAN 7349.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DANETTE ROGERS 6653.  The ten other most popular fighters were EVA MENDES 
6705, KELLY BUNDY 6669, BOTTOM'S UP GIRL 7383, ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351, NICOLE KIDMAN 
6650, GORM HOLLIS 7384, DEETY HINCH 7385, NOT AFRAID 7358, ONLY THE WORLD 7361, and 
ZERO 7359.

The least popular fighter this week was JAMIE KING 6670.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LISA D. 6666, EDDIE INCHER 7375, GRACIE NICOLE 6652, ABALOND EGRAN 
7349, ZERO 7359, ONLY THE WORLD 7361, NOT AFRAID 7358, DEETY HINCH 7385, GORM HOLLIS 
7384, and NICOLE KIDMAN 6650.