DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/13/2009    Duedate: 08/26/2009

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-591

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHERRY
BABES (416)
(36-7335) [10-1-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHERRY                         POSITION IS EMPTY
BABES (416)                    
(36-7335) [10-1-1,109]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ABALOND EGRAN                  DANETTE ROGERS
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            GIRLS X3 (572)
(36-7349) [18-12-1,79]         (36-6653) [7-6-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GIRLS X3 (572)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ACT OF MALICE (257)         39
2. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         29      GIRLS X3 (572)
3. BABES (416)                 20      Unchartered Team
4. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)      0
5. GIRLS X3 (572)             -25      BLADE MASTERS (191)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GIRLS X3 (572)            33  18  1 64.7   1/ 1 GIRLS X3 (572)            7  5 0
 2/ 0 ACT OF MALICE (257)      119  99 12 54.6   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       6  9 0
 3/ 0 BABES (416)              365 304 17 54.6   3/ 0 BABES (416)               2  1 0
 4- 2*GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)   13  11  0 54.2   4- 3*GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)   2  1 0
 5/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       74  71  5 51.0   5/ 0 ACT OF MALICE (257)       1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 629): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 511): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 635): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 630): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 628): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 619): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 618): MOLOTOV of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 590): EVA MENDES of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 582): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 562): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 566): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 517): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 237): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 467): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 213): BADGER of RUSSIAN BIRDS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 511): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 629): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 511): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 635): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 630): WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 628): MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 633): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 619): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 618): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 590): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 582): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 262): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 566): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 517): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 237): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 467): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 213): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 511) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 509): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 629): FAST FORWARD of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 632): SOLSKJAER of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
                           BARTEZ of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 617): ULLRICH BLADESONG of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 590): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 581): PLATINUM BLONDE of TEAM TRIANGLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 261): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
               (turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
                           A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 466): FYRE SWORD of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see DISTORT win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DISTORT 
beat NICOLE KIDMAN and NICOLE KIDMAN lost 20 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And 
it's out with the old, in with the new, as KYRA takes the Title and last week's bar 
tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, 
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for JHANS' 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHERRY 7335                  10   1  1   109       BABES (416)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISTORT 7228                  8   0  1    95       ACT OF MALICE (257)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVA MENDES 6705               8   2  0    88       GIRLS X3 (572)
-BLAIN 5907                    9   0  0    80       ACT OF MALICE (257)
 ABALOND EGRAN 7349           18  12  1    79       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 MORNGRIM THORTH 5902         11  11  1    77       ACT OF MALICE (257)
 NICOLE KIDMAN 6650            9   2  1    72       GIRLS X3 (572)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KELLY BUNDY 6669              5   0  0    62       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
 GRACIE NICOLE 6652            8   5  0    57       GIRLS X3 (572)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANETTE ROGERS 6653           7   6  0    56       GIRLS X3 (572)
-JAMIE KING 6670               3   2  0    53       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
 ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351          10  20  1    51       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 GORM HOLLIS 7384              6   3  1    48       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEETY HINCH 7385              6   3  0    27       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 EDDIE INCHER 7375             5  10  0    25       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-ALYSSA MILANO 7390            2   1  0    24       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIANNE 7381                   1   0  0    14       BABES (416)
-VENUS 7382                    0   1  0     2       BABES (416)
-VICKI VALLENCOURT 7393        0   2  0     2       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (574)
 MURIEL 7391                   0   1  0     1       BABES (416)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FUNHOUSE 7379           0  1 0 ACT OF MALICE 257    STONE GOLEM           591  NONE
ONE 7396                0  1 0 ACT OF MALICE 257    SPYMASTER             591  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Nicole Kidman -- No wine for you, young lady, you seem to be drunk on power. --
Abalond Egran

Gracie Nicole -- If you didn't like my face, you could just turn your back, you know.
-- Gorm Hollis

Danette Rogers -- You redheads are always so pushy! -- Ellirin Imbray

A Rirorni Spy?  Kill it! -- Deety Hinch

A Mordant Deserter.  Just what I wanted. -- Eddie Incher

Our congratulations to Kyra. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

And we salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Middle Way again

Lady Protector Kyra -- Lady, you don't want lands in Jhans!  Trust me on this, you'd
be bored in an hour.  Plus the taxes are high, especially for gladiators.  Oh, sure,
it's unfair, but who said life was fair?  It's in the Uniform Tax Code (and don't ask
me why it's called "uniform"), graduated gladiators receiving gifts of land are taxed
at the highest rate (one figured just for them) until they've been in residence for
ten years.  They tell me this is to discourage gladiators from becoming absentee
landlords, and so it may, I couldn't say.  But one thing it definitely does is to
discourage gladiators from remaining in Jhans.  I could, if you were interested,
perhaps get you a lease on a small lakeside estate in Sibikhas, with a good view of
the monsters coming out to ravage the fishing boats. -- Chief Steward Haberstram,
Jhans Arena

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FUNHOUSE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ONE was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
EVA MENDES was demolished by KYRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
SHERRY devastated MORNGRIM THORTH in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
NICOLE KIDMAN was demolished by DISTORT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GRACIE NICOLE was vanquished by ABALOND EGRAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DANETTE ROGERS beat ELLIRIN IMBRAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
GORM HOLLIS handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
EDDIE INCHER was vanquished by RIRORNI SPY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEETY HINCH won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute fight.
MURIEL was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   4 -  0      79  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -  12 -  0       8  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 591 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SHERRY 7335                10   1  1  109 BABES (416)
STRIKING ATTACK  DISTORT 7228                8   0  1   95 ACT OF MALICE (257)
LUNGING ATTACK   EVA MENDES 6705             8   2  0   88 GIRLS X3 (572)
BASHING ATTACK   ABALOND EGRAN 7349         18  12  1   79 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ABALOND EGRAN 7349.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FUNHOUSE 7379.  The ten other most popular fighters were DANETTE ROGERS 
6653, SHERRY 7335, ABALOND EGRAN 7349, GORM HOLLIS 7384, DEETY HINCH 7385, EVA MENDES 
6705, DISTORT 7228, ONE 7396, MORNGRIM THORTH 5902, and NICOLE KIDMAN 6650.

The least popular fighter this week was MURIEL 7391.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EDDIE INCHER 7375, ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351, GRACIE NICOLE 6652, NICOLE 
KIDMAN 6650, MORNGRIM THORTH 5902, ONE 7396, DISTORT 7228, EVA MENDES 6705, DEETY 
HINCH 7385, and GORM HOLLIS 7384.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KYRA (36-7316) BABES (416)