DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/27/2009    Duedate: 09/09/2009

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-592

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHERRY
BABES (416)
(36-7335) [11-1-1,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHERRY                         POSITION IS EMPTY
BABES (416)                    
(36-7335) [11-1-1,119]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ABALOND EGRAN                  DANETTE ROGERS
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            GIRLS X3 (572)
(36-7349) [19-12-1,91]         (36-6653) [7-7-0,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         39
2. BABES (416)                 34      GIRLS X3 (572)
3. ACT OF MALICE (257)          0      Unchartered Team
4. GIRLS X3 (572)              -9
                                       MEN OF MIGHT (162)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GIRLS X3 (572)            34  21  1 61.8   1/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       7  8 0
 2/ 3 BABES (416)              368 305 17 54.7   2/ 1 GIRLS X3 (572)            6  6 0
 3- 2 ACT OF MALICE (257)      119  99 12 54.6   3/ 3 BABES (416)               5  2 0
 4/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       77  73  5 51.3   4- 5 ACT OF MALICE (257)       1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 630): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 512): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 636): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 611): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 631): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 629): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 634): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 620): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 619): SALTY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 591): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 563): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 567): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 518): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 250): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 238): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 468): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 512): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 630): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 512): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 636): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 611): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 631): WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 629): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 634): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 620): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 619): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 591): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 263): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 567): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 518): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 250): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 238): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 468): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 512) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 636): SUPER SENIOR of GENERATION X (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 631): KATIRONA MURH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 619): GALLOPING THOST of GHOST RIDERS TOO (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 617): ULLRICH BLADESONG of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 590): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHANS.  Like, GIRLS X3 had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by MIDDLE WAY 17!  Way to go MIDDLE WAY 
17!  What was the name of that team who got 3-1-0 this turn for a total 368-305-17 
you ask?  (Sure)  BABES' their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award for EDDIE 
INCHER?  MIDDLE WAY 17's proud of him after beating AMBITIOUS GUARD and getting 18 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  DANETTE ROGERS' match with GORM HOLLIS cost 
her a loss of 7 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  SHERRY stopped EVA 
MENDES dead in hers tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine 
hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHERRY 7335                  11   1  1   119       BABES (416)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISTORT 7228                  8   0  1    95       ACT OF MALICE (257)
 ABALOND EGRAN 7349           19  12  1    91       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVA MENDES 6705               8   3  0    84       GIRLS X3 (572)
-BLAIN 5907                    9   0  0    80       ACT OF MALICE (257)
-MORNGRIM THORTH 5902         11  11  1    77       ACT OF MALICE (257)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NICOLE KIDMAN 6650            9   3  1    66       GIRLS X3 (572)
 GRACIE NICOLE 6652            9   5  0    65       GIRLS X3 (572)
 GORM HOLLIS 7384              7   3  1    58       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351          10  21  1    52       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 DANETTE ROGERS 6653           7   7  0    49       GIRLS X3 (572)
 EDDIE INCHER 7375             6  10  0    43       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEETY HINCH 7385              6   4  0    25       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENUS 7382                    1   1  0    16       BABES (416)
 MURIEL 7391                   1   1  0    12       BABES (416)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DIANNE 7381             1  1 0 BABES 416            WURM KIN              592  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Gracie Nicole -- Good gods, woman!  You're not supposed to drink fine wine like it
was... orange juice or something!  You sip it and savor it.  Take your time.  Nothing
hurried.  Let me show you. -- Abalond Egran

Danette Rogers -- Polyester!  Double-knit!  Bah.  It might be FAST, but it doesn't
make a GOOD quilt. -- Ellirin Imbray

I wouldn't have expected an Ambitious Guard to appreicate fine calligraphy.  Though
it's a better direction for his ambitions to take him than arena fighting. -- Gorm
Hollis

The Rirorni Spy had a concealed stiletto.  That doesn't seem entirely fair. -- Eddie
Incher
P.S.  Yes, I know, "What's fair got to do with it?"

The Embezzling Scribe is no gentleman. -- Deety Hinch

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIANNE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHERRY devastated EVA MENDES in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
ABALOND EGRAN handily defeated NICOLE KIDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GRACIE NICOLE vanquished ELLIRIN IMBRAY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GORM HOLLIS luckily beat DANETTE ROGERS in a exciting 1 minute fight.
DEETY HINCH was bested by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brawl.
EDDIE INCHER vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VENUS overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MURIEL defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -   5 -  0      77  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -  12 -  0       8  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 592 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SHERRY 7335                11   1  1  119 BABES (416)
BASHING ATTACK   ABALOND EGRAN 7349         19  12  1   91 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
LUNGING ATTACK   EVA MENDES 6705             8   3  0   84 GIRLS X3 (572)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ABALOND EGRAN 7349.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DANETTE ROGERS 6653.  The ten other most popular fighters were MURIEL 7391, 
SHERRY 7335, ABALOND EGRAN 7349, GRACIE NICOLE 6652, GORM HOLLIS 7384, EDDIE INCHER 
7375, VENUS 7382, DEETY HINCH 7385, DIANNE 7381, and EVA MENDES 6705.

The least popular fighter this week was ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NICOLE KIDMAN 6650, EVA MENDES 6705, DIANNE 7381, DEETY HINCH 
7385, VENUS 7382, EDDIE INCHER 7375, GORM HOLLIS 7384, GRACIE NICOLE 6652, ABALOND 
EGRAN 7349, and SHERRY 7335.