DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/10/2009    Duedate: 09/23/2009

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-593

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHERRY
BABES (416)
(36-7335) [12-1-1,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHERRY                         POSITION IS EMPTY
BABES (416)                    
(36-7335) [12-1-1,132]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ABALOND EGRAN                  DANETTE ROGERS
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            GIRLS X3 (572)
(36-7349) [19-13-1,86]         (36-6653) [7-8-0,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BABES (416)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         61
2. BABES (416)                 30      GIRLS X3 (572)
3. ACT OF MALICE (257)         22      Unchartered Team
4. GIRLS X3 (572)             -36
                                       CHAIN REACTION (225)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GIRLS X3 (572)            35  24  1 59.3   1/ 3 BABES (416)               9  3 2
 2/ 2 BABES (416)              372 306 19 54.9   2/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       9  6 0
 3/ 3 ACT OF MALICE (257)      121 100 12 54.8   3/ 4 ACT OF MALICE (257)       3  4 0
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       80  75  5 51.6   4/ 2 GIRLS X3 (572)            3  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 631): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 513): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 637): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 612): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 632): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 630): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 635): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 621): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 620): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 592): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 584): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 563): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 568): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 250): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 238): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 469): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 513): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (TUM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 631): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 513): THE GOLDEN FISH
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 637): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 612): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 632): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 630): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 635): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 621): GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 320): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 592): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 584): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 263): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 568): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 519): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 250): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 238): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 469): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 513) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 631): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 636): SUPER SENIOR of GENERATION X (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 631): KATIRONA MURH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 621): CAUDIERS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 568): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  The boys at MIDDLE WAY 17 left the arena 
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by BABES.  Good show!  MIDDLE WAY 17 
had cause to celebrate, after GORM HOLLIS got 25 points by beating RIRORNI 
ADVENTURER.  NICOLE KIDMAN certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after 
losing to EDDIE INCHER and losing 22 points in the process!  SHERRY successfully 
staved off a grab for the roses by ABALOND EGRAN of MIDDLE WAY 17.  Does JHANS have 
no one talented enough to dethrone her?  Word has it one team in JHANS is using 
psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not for 
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in JHANS is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir 

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHERRY 7335                  12   1  1   132       BABES (416)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISTORT 7228                  9   0  1    99       ACT OF MALICE (257)
 MORNGRIM THORTH 5902         12  11  1    94       ACT OF MALICE (257)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABALOND EGRAN 7349           19  13  1    86       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 GORM HOLLIS 7384              8   3  1    83       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-BLAIN 5907                    9   0  0    80       ACT OF MALICE (257)
 GRACIE NICOLE 6652           10   5  0    73       GIRLS X3 (572)
 EVA MENDES 6705               8   4  0    70       GIRLS X3 (572)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDIE INCHER 7375             7  10  0    66       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351          10  22  1    53       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 NICOLE KIDMAN 6650            9   4  1    44       GIRLS X3 (572)
 DEETY HINCH 7385              7   4  0    42       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 DANETTE ROGERS 6653           7   8  0    41       GIRLS X3 (572)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENUS 7382                    2   1  0    28       BABES (416)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIANNE 7381                   3   0  1    16       BABES (416)
 MARIA 7401                    1   0  1     9       BABES (416)
 MURIEL 7391                   1   2  0     5       BABES (416)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      MARIA 7401            593  NONE
GUIDO 7399              0  1 0 ACT OF MALICE 257    DIANNE 7381           593   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Nicole Kidman -- I have acquired, never mind how, a bottle of an EXCELLENT vintage,
and I invite you to come sample it with me, eh? -- Abalond Egran

Gracie Nicole -- It seems indecent that you should take all those skills AND the win.
-- Ellirin Imbray
P.S.  But very Delarquan.

Danette Rogers -- Can you sing "Happy Trails"?  I've got an original manuscript with
the old "made out of rope" script and everything, but I would like to hear it sung,
you know. -- Gorm Hollis

That Guard may find is Ambitions sharply curtailed.  Very... sharply. -- Deety Hinch

I don't know why Deety gets so stirred up, the Ambitious Guard's an okay guy. --
Eddie Incher

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHERRY devastated ABALOND EGRAN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DISTORT demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
EVA MENDES was overpowered by MORNGRIM THORTH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NICOLE KIDMAN was devastated by EDDIE INCHER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GORM HOLLIS demolished RIRORNI ADVENTURER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GRACIE NICOLE devastated ELLIRIN IMBRAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DANETTE ROGERS was luckily beaten by DEETY HINCH in a action packed 2 minute melee.
DIANNE dispatched GUIDO in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
VENUS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MURIEL was defeated by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's fight.
MARIA put to death MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -   5 -  0      78  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  2      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  10 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  20 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -  13 -  0       0  |

Turn 593 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SHERRY 7335                12   1  1  132 BABES (416)
STRIKING ATTACK  DISTORT 7228                9   0  1   99 ACT OF MALICE (257)
LUNGING ATTACK   MORNGRIM THORTH 5902       12  11  1   94 ACT OF MALICE (257)
BASHING ATTACK   ABALOND EGRAN 7349         19  13  1   86 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
AIMED BLOW       DEETY HINCH 7385            7   4  0   42 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ABALOND EGRAN 7349.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DANETTE ROGERS 6653.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRACIE NICOLE 
6652, SHERRY 7335, GORM HOLLIS 7384, DISTORT 7228, MORNGRIM THORTH 5902, EDDIE INCHER 
7375, DEETY HINCH 7385, DIANNE 7381, VENUS 7382, and ABALOND EGRAN 7349.

The least popular fighter this week was MURIEL 7391.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NICOLE KIDMAN 6650, EVA MENDES 6705, MARIA 7401, GUIDO 7399, ELLIRIN 
IMBRAY 7351, ABALOND EGRAN 7349, VENUS 7382, DIANNE 7381, DEETY HINCH 7385, and EDDIE 
INCHER 7375.