DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/08/2009    Duedate: 10/21/2009

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-595

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHERRY
BABES (416)
(36-7335) [13-1-1,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHERRY                         POSITION IS EMPTY
BABES (416)                    
(36-7335) [13-1-1,143]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANETTE ROGERS                 EDDIE INCHER
GIRLS X3 (572)                 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-6653) [9-8-0,60]           (36-7375) [9-10-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GIRLS X3 (572)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BABES (416)                 31
2. GIRLS X3 (572)              26      GIRLS X3 (572)
3. ACT OF MALICE (257)          0      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         -7
                                       WETWORKS (298)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GIRLS X3 (572)            41  26  1 61.2   1/ 3 GIRLS X3 (572)            7  5 0
 2- 2 ACT OF MALICE (257)      123 101 13 54.9   2/ 1 BABES (416)               6  4 2
 3/ 3 BABES (416)              374 309 19 54.8   3/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       5  9 0
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       82  82  5 50.0   4- 4 ACT OF MALICE (257)       4  2 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 633): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 515): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 639): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (?.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 634): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 637): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 623): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 622): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 594): MORNGRIM THORTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 586): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 264): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 570): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 521): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 251): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 239): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 215): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 515): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 633): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 515): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 639): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 634): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 636): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 623): ODIN'S CHOSEN (Heathen Hatebreed, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 622): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 594): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 586): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 264): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 570): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 521): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 251): EXTRADITION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 239): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): SPLIT II (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 215): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 515) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 631): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 514): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 613): LOVARNO of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 633): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 631): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 637): BALDASSARE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 622): THE CLOSER of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 622): MOLOTOV of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 568): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHANS.  Too bad, BABES, but GIRLS X3 was 
just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for GRACIE NICOLE?  GIRLS X3's proud of her 
after beating GORM HOLLIS and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
GORM HOLLIS got smashed by GRACIE NICOLE, and lost 11 points!  What a putz!  MORNGRIM 
THORTH fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No 
one said he was a genius...  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit 
of...(!)  Oh well, welcome SHERRY.  Aren't BABES proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHANS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager 
sending them to the Dark Arena.  What's wrong with DIANNE's 3-0-1, BABES?  Fight, 
fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHERRY 7335                  13   1  1   143       BABES (416)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MORNGRIM THORTH 5902         13  11  2   129       ACT OF MALICE (257)
-DISTORT 7228                 10   0  1   102       ACT OF MALICE (257)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDIE INCHER 7375             9  10  0    88       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 EVA MENDES 6705               9   5  0    86       GIRLS X3 (572)
-BLAIN 5907                    9   0  0    80       ACT OF MALICE (257)
 GRACIE NICOLE 6652           11   6  0    79       GIRLS X3 (572)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)
 NICOLE KIDMAN 6650           11   4  1    68       GIRLS X3 (572)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANETTE ROGERS 6653           9   8  0    60       GIRLS X3 (572)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GORM HOLLIS 7384              8   5  1    56       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351          10  24  1    55       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 VENUS 7382                    3   1  0    42       BABES (416)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEETY HINCH 7385              7   6  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUIDO 7399              0  1 0 ACT OF MALICE 257    DIANNE 7381           593   
DIANNE 7381             3  1 1 BABES 416            KOBOLD ENFORCER       595  NONE
MARIA 7401              1  1 1 BABES 416            BANDIT PRINCE         595  NONE
MURIEL 7391             1  3 0 BABES 416            WURM KIN              595  NONE
ABALOND EGRAN 7349     19 14 1 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    MORNGRIM THORTH 5902  594   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Morngrim Thorth -- Remind me to will you a cask of Amontillado.  With all the
associated rites. -- Ghost of Abalond Egran

Gracie Nicole -- We're not putting up with stuff today, in honor and memory of our
teammate Abalond, one of the originals on this team.  So today, only minimal mercy.
-- Eddie Incher

Eva Mendes -- Well, I *would* have shown you minimal mercy, but you weren't paying
attention. -- Gorm Hollis, chagrined

Nicole Kidman -- Isn't that just like a man?  Eddie goes off half cocked about
honoring the memory of our teammate, which, of course, I *do*, but does he check
first before making his boast to see how the rest of us fared?  As if! -- Ellirin
Imbray

Danette Rogers -- In this instance, Ellirin was totally correct.  One-four-oh-one,
and Eddie goes to boasting.  What silly boy!  He must have been spending too much
time in the company of humans. -- Deety Hinch

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MURIEL was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DIANNE was barely slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
MARIA was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SHERRY devastated EVA MENDES in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
GORM HOLLIS was overpowered by GRACIE NICOLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EDDIE INCHER devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NICOLE KIDMAN devastated ELLIRIN IMBRAY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DANETTE ROGERS handily defeated DEETY HINCH in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
VENUS vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -   6 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  11 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  21 -  3      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -  12 -  0       0  |

Turn 595 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SHERRY 7335                13   1  1  143 BABES (416)
LUNGING ATTACK   EVA MENDES 6705             9   5  0   86 GIRLS X3 (572)
BASHING ATTACK   GORM HOLLIS 7384            8   5  1   56 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DANETTE ROGERS 6653.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EDDIE INCHER 7375.  The ten other most popular fighters were DANETTE ROGERS 
6653, DIANNE 7381, GRACIE NICOLE 6652, MURIEL 7391, VENUS 7382, MARIA 7401, SHERRY 
7335, NICOLE KIDMAN 6650, EVA MENDES 6705, and GORM HOLLIS 7384.

The least popular fighter this week was DEETY HINCH 7385.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351, GORM HOLLIS 7384, EVA MENDES 6705, NICOLE 
KIDMAN 6650, SHERRY 7335, MARIA 7401, VENUS 7382, MURIEL 7391, GRACIE NICOLE 6652, 
and DIANNE 7381.