DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/25/2010    Duedate: 03/10/2010

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-605

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EDDIE INCHER
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7375) [13-16-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHERRY                         POSITION IS EMPTY
BABES (416)                    
(36-7335) [17-2-1,123]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DANETTE ROGERS                 DANETTE ROGERS
GIRLS X3 (572)                 GIRLS X3 (572)
(36-6653) [17-10-0,94]         (36-6653) [17-10-0,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BABES (416)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BABES (416)                 43
2. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         20      GIRLS X3 (572)
3. GIRLS X3 (572)              -1      Unchartered Team

                                       THE METAL SHOP (207)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GIRLS X3 (572)            69  35  2 66.3   1/ 1 BABES (416)              10  2 2
 2/ 2 BABES (416)              388 317 21 55.0   2/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       7  7 0
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      104 109  6 48.8   3/ 2 GIRLS X3 (572)            4  5 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 643): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 525): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 649): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 620): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 644): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 639): ACOLYTE 1 of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 647): LITTLE VENUS of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 632): CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 633): GRUMPY GHOUL of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 632): FLY FISHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 604): DANETTE ROGERS of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 269): MATT RICIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 580): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 531): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 244): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 478): SAND STORM of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 220): ROOT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 525): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 643): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 525): 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 649): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 620): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 644): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 639): GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 647): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 632): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 633): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 632): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 604): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 269): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 580): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 531): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 244): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 478): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 220): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 525) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 642): BALL PEIN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 525): BUBBA BENDER of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
               (turn 524): GOLDINA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 646): PALMETTA PATTY of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
                           BARRIO of WORDS THAT END IN 0 (Otis?, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 633): GRUMPY GHOUL of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
                (turn 632): TAREK of LUROCIAN PRIDE (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 631): SARALEE JO of SWORD OPERA (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 596): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                              BERTHA of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 579): ALMOST PRETTY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome JHANS.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with HELEN?  She 
actually beat JHANS' EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, and walked away with 16 more points from the 
fight.  Laughs were big at GIRLS X3 while they watched GRACIE NICOLE clobber ELLIRIN 
IMBRAY.  She lost 2 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
Apparently JHANS isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought.  The Dreaded 
Duelmaster got 2 challenges this turn!  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for MIDDLE 
WAY 17's outstanding member, Duelmaster EDDIE INCHER.  Wouldn't it be nice to have 
live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was GIRLS X3.  The bums at BABES couldn't face the challenges from 
GIRLS X3!  No excuse for that!   
     Warriors of JHANS unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Many a warrior has 
met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
JHANS is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDIE INCHER 7375            13  16  0   109       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHERRY 7335                  17   2  1   123       BABES (416)
 GRACIE NICOLE 6652           19   8  1   105       GIRLS X3 (572)
 GORM HOLLIS 7384             12  11  1   102       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 DANETTE ROGERS 6653          17  10  0    94       GIRLS X3 (572)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351          12  32  2    76       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 NICOLE KIDMAN 6650           17   8  1    72       GIRLS X3 (572)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)
 BELARDON FRYE 7407            8   2  0    68       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UMA 7411                      4   0  0    44       BABES (416)
 MEG 7410                      3   1  1    39       BABES (416)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELEN 7426                    1   0  0    16       BABES (416)
-RENEE 7404                    1   0  0     9       BABES (416)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEETY HINCH 7385       11 11 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    GRACIE NICOLE 6652    604   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Danette Rogers -- Well, I guess you saved me from wondering how I ended up
duelmaster, since I am, at this point, not.  Works for me. -- Eddie Incher

Sherry -- How tediously efficient of you. -- Ellirin Imbray

Gracie Nicole -- I will *never* teach you a single skill again. -- Ghost of Deety
Hinch

Nicole Kidman -- That was quick. -- Gorm Hollis, not complaining, just surprised

A Rirorni Adventurer?  I gotta tell you, what he considers an adventure is shocking.
He wants to learn to plow, and to build with stone and adobe.  Weird. -- Belardon
Frye

9 February 10
All -- I know you all thought the old Wiz that is Fiz went off to die somewhere.

Well, I didn't.  Now I'm back to befuddle and frustrate you with my senseless
ramblings.  I look forward to reconnecting with all my old friends and enemies alike.
-- Fizban the Famous

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DANETTE ROGERS was unbelievably bested by EDDIE INCHER in a 3 minute Title fight.
GRACIE NICOLE handily defeated ELLIRIN IMBRAY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GORM HOLLIS devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SHERRY overpowered NICOLE KIDMAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BELARDON FRYE bested MEG in a 1 minute duel.
UMA overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HELEN bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  10 -  2      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   8 -  1      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 605 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SHERRY 7335                17   2  1  123 BABES (416)
BASHING ATTACK   GORM HOLLIS 7384           12  11  1  102 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
LUNGING ATTACK   DANETTE ROGERS 6653        17  10  0   94 GIRLS X3 (572)
AIMED BLOW       UMA 7411                    4   0  0   44 BABES (416)
STRIKING ATTACK  MEG 7410                    3   1  1   39 BABES (416)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DANETTE ROGERS 6653.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DANETTE ROGERS 6653.  The ten other most popular fighters were EDDIE INCHER 
7375, GRACIE NICOLE 6652, HELEN 7426, UMA 7411, GORM HOLLIS 7384, BELARDON FRYE 7407, 
ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351, SHERRY 7335, MEG 7410, and NICOLE KIDMAN 6650.

The least popular fighter this week was NICOLE KIDMAN 6650.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MEG 7410, SHERRY 7335, ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351, BELARDON FRYE 7407, 
GORM HOLLIS 7384, UMA 7411, HELEN 7426, GRACIE NICOLE 6652, EDDIE INCHER 7375, and 
DANETTE ROGERS 6653.