DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/17/2010    Duedate: 06/30/2010

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-609

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ELLIRIN IMBRAY
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7351) [15-33-2,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ELLIRIN IMBRAY                 TANNY
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            SERPENTS HOLD (618)
(36-7351) [15-33-2,92]         (36-7429) [0-3-0,3]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ELLIRIN IMBRAY                 TANNY
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            SERPENTS HOLD (618)
(36-7351) [15-33-2,92]         (36-7429) [0-3-0,3]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         29
2. THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)     19      BABES (416)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (618)          4      Unchartered Team
4. BABES (416)                  0
5. WRETCHED HORDE (615)         0      SERPENTS HOLD (618)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BABES (416)              392 322 21 54.9   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      10  5 0
 2/ 2 THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)   40  36  5 52.6   2/ 2 THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)   7  4 1
 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      118 115  6 50.6   3/ 3 BABES (416)               4  3 0
 4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD (618)        0   5  0  0.0   4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD (618)       0  5 0
 5- 5*WRETCHED HORDE (615)       0   1  0  0.0   5- 5*WRETCHED HORDE (615)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 651): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 533): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 657): VIRTUAL REALITY of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 628): RED HAMMER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 652): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 647): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 655): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 640): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 641): HOLLY of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 640): SILVER SMURFER of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 608): GORM HOLLIS of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 273): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 588): STICKY FINGERS of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 539): SAARVEGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 248): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 485): DETONATOR of EOD (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 224): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 533): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 651): MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 533): 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 657): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 628): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 652): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 647): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 655): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 640): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 641): THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 640): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 608): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 273): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 588): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 539): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): GOTHUM (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 248): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 485): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 224): MIDDLE WAY 23 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 533) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 656): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 627): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 652): MOTHER-IN-LAW of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 652): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 640): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 641): STOWAWAY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                (turn 640): SALLANCHE of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
                            BUBBLY BAELZEBUB of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 640): SILVER SMURFER of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
               (turn 639): CATHER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 608): GORM HOLLIS of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 607): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 599): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 272): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 538): TERESAI of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     M. Chardinee again.  Bah.

                                    Gorm Hollis

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in JHANS. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey everybody, 
watch out for PEMULIS, who flew up 11 points in the rankings after mashing FARLO JOST 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk 
out on the sands.  FARLO JOST was bested by PEMULIS and drops 5 points.  What does 
the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in common?  They are both the most challenged 
apes in human history!  Heyheyhey!  Our battling duelmaster GORM HOLLIS has managed 
to hold the title, fending off ATTILA's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next 
time, THE FALLEN ANGELS.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and 
avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that MIDDLE WAY 17 was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of MIDDLE WAY 17's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like 
to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause THE FALLEN ANGELS beats feet every 
time MIDDLE WAY 17 smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  HELEN says to hers dog--'Who should I fight this week?'.  
Dog says 'HIGH ELF'.  So the gal dies.  Moral?  Put lying dogs to sleep.  Ask not the 
elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351          15  33  2    92       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHERRY 7335                  17   2  1   123       BABES (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTILA 2225                   9   4  1    85       THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)
 BELARDON FRYE 7407           11   3  0    75       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAHGG GRIMEYE 2080           10   6  1    61       THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UMA 7411                      5   1  0    55       BABES (416)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEMULIS 7434                  2   0  0    17       THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)
 FARLO JOST 7432               2   2  0     8       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 GENGHIS COHEN 7438            1   0  0     7       THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)
 IRBEN JESSIT 7439             1   0  0     6       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 TANNY 7429                    0   3  0     3       SERPENTS HOLD (618)
 VOGLIO 7437                   0   1  0     1       THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)
-PYKEL 7374                    0   1  0     1       WRETCHED HORDE (615)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AMBITIOUS GUARD         0  0 0                      JAHGG GRIMEYE 2080    609  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HELEN 7426              3  2 0 BABES 416            HIGH ELF              609  NONE
KATHY 7436              1  1 0 BABES 416            HIGH ELF              609  NONE
SERPENT 2 7428          0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 618    WURM KIN              609  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dearly Belarded -- One more time?  I don't care if they think I'm the bad guy.  You
know how I really feel. -- Jahgg

Gorm -- Sounds Russian and edible.  Hope you plan on fighting in here with us and not
in the shadows.  Either way congrats and mucho suerte. -- Attila

Sherry -- An appearance to take the throne?  Belarded? -- Attila

Yeah, I showed up, but the commission wouldn't let me in?  I filled out my paper
work.  What gives? -- Pemulis

     Confusion in the clerk's office.

Attila -- Oh, heck.  Just call me "teacher," I guess. -- Ellirin Imbray

Jahgg Grimeye -- I think you can get special eyedrops for that. -- Belardon Frye

I never could get the hang of Kung-Fu.  Good thing I'm through with all this now. --
Eddie Incher

Pykel -- Odd, the things that managers think of when it comes time to write
personals.  I was limbering up to produce a quip or two, and Jorja muttered, "That
sounds like something going wrong with my monitor."  What the heck?  I have no clue
about that. -- Farlo Jost
P.S.  Probably not a bad first fight for you.  Nowhere to go but up, and all that.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KATHY was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HELEN was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SERPENT 2 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
GORM HOLLIS devastated ATTILA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BELARDON FRYE narrowly defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute match.
ELLIRIN IMBRAY devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
JAHGG GRIMEYE butchered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TANNY was unbelievably bested by GENGHIS COHEN in a 5 minute beginner's fight.
FARLO JOST lost to PEMULIS in a action packed 4 minute novice's duel.
VOGLIO lost to IRBEN JESSIT in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  11 -  2      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   7 -  2      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   9 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 609 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ATTILA 2225                 9   4  1   85 THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)
SLASHING ATTACK  BELARDON FRYE 7407         11   3  0   75 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
WALL OF STEEL    JAHGG GRIMEYE 2080         10   6  1   61 THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TANNY 7429.  The ten other most popular fighters were FARLO JOST 7432, 
BELARDON FRYE 7407, GENGHIS COHEN 7438, PEMULIS 7434, ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351, VOGLIO 
7437, IRBEN JESSIT 7439, JAHGG GRIMEYE 2080, HELEN 7426, and KATHY 7436.

The least popular fighter this week was ATTILA 2225.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SERPENT 2 7428, KATHY 7436, HELEN 7426, JAHGG GRIMEYE 2080, IRBEN 
JESSIT 7439, VOGLIO 7437, ELLIRIN IMBRAY 7351, PEMULIS 7434, GENGHIS COHEN 7438, and 
BELARDON FRYE 7407.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GORM HOLLIS (36-7384) MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)