DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/23/2010    Duedate: 10/06/2010

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-616

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PUSS N BOOTS
ERRATA (490)
(36-7165) [12-6-0,148]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PUSS N BOOTS                   TANNY
ERRATA (490)                   SERPENTS HOLD (618)
(36-7165) [12-6-0,148]         (36-7429) [4-5-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PUSS N BOOTS                   BEEF
ERRATA (490)                   ERRATA (490)
(36-7165) [12-6-0,148]         (36-7305) [3-2-0,50]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         23
2. ERRATA (490)                19      MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (618)          8      Unchartered Team
4. THE CRAFT (543)              0
5. THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)      0      SERPENTS HOLD (618)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 THE CRAFT (543)          167 107  8 60.9   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       9  4 1
 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      138 126  7 52.3   2/ 2 ERRATA (490)              5  3 0
 3- 3 THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)   45  44  6 50.6   3- 3 THE CRAFT (543)           3  2 0
 4/ 4 ERRATA (490)              88 100  5 46.8   4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD (618)       2  3 0
 5/ 5*SERPENTS HOLD (618)        4  13  0 23.5   5- 5 THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)   0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 658): HONOR of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 540): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 635): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 659): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 654): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 662): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 647): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 648): CLOVER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 647): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 615): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 602): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 546): SAARVEGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 540): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 658): KIDS GONE BAD (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 540): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 635): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 659): JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 654): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 662): BONSUR LONG NAMES (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 647): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 648): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 647): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 615): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 602): THE OAFS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 377): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 595): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 546): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): VIRUS (?, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): MONGREL HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 540) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 658): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 653): EVE AND EMMA of PYSCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 648): PLANKTON of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 491): FARGO HAIL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  ERRATA had cause to celebrate, after BEEF got 18 points by beating 
FARLO JOST.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, 
after losing 15 points to BEEF.  (Discrete enough, FARLO JOST?) PUSS N BOOTS 
successfully staved off a grab for the roses by M. CHARDINEE of JHANS.  Does JHANS 
have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  So who's the team that's been walking 
into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in JHANS avoid THE CRAFT.  The warriors of THE CRAFT 
found their efforts at combat frustrated as ERRATA apparently had more important 
things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, BELARDON FRYE could open up a 
fast food joint!  BELARDON FRYE found himself challenged by a warrior 21 below:  COME 
ON.  COME ON of ERRATA kept his wits as he was subdued by BELARDON FRYE.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHANS farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUSS N BOOTS 7165            12   6  0   148       ERRATA (490)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ATTILA 2225                  11   6  1    86       THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)
 BELARDON FRYE 7407           15   6  0    85       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-JAHGG GRIMEYE 2080           11   8  1    81       THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)
-APOCALYPSE 6633              11   6  0    79       THE CRAFT (543)
-RAKAR 5307                   11   6  1    68       IRON TIGERS (484)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERPENT OF OLD 6696           9   4  0    61       THE CRAFT (543)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COME ON 7143                  8   5  0    54       ERRATA (490)
 BEEF 7305                     3   2  0    50       ERRATA (490)
 IRBEN JESSIT 7439             5   3  0    48       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 FARLO JOST 7432               7   4  0    36       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRINA JINZ 7446               4   1  0    32       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-THE APOSTLE 6781              8   3  0    27       THE CRAFT (543)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TANNY 7429                    4   5  0    22       SERPENTS HOLD (618)
-SHORTY 7264                   1   1  0    21       ERRATA (490)
-PEMULIS 7434                  3   3  1    19       THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)
-HIRAM 7263                    1   0  0    15       THE CRAFT (543)
-GENGHIS COHEN 7438            2   0  0    14       THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)
 FERMIN JONSA 7450             1   0  1    14       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-PINK PANTHER 7065             2   2  0    13       THE CRAFT (543)
-VOGLIO 7437                   0   2  0     2       THE FALLEN ANGELS (189)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      FERMIN JONSA 7450     616  NONE
SEE YA 7449             0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 618    RIPPLES DORRIGAN      616  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Puss N Boots -- Well, I suppose if I were a dog, I'd see you as an error, right
enough. -- Belardon Frye

If the Rirorni Spy has made a career error, does that mean he shouldn't be a
gladiator, or he shouldn't be a spy? -- Farlo Jost

     Both. -- Arenamistress Ripples Dorrigan

Serpent of Old -- Looked young enough to me. -- Irben Jessit
P.S.  Of course, with a golem, it can be hard to tell.

Pink Panther -- What a great shade of pink!  Who does your color-draping? -- Irina
Jinz

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEE YA was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
COME ON was devastated by BELARDON FRYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BEEF viciously subdued FARLO JOST in a 1 minute gory Challenge match.
PUSS N BOOTS vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
IRBEN JESSIT defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute brutal fight.
TANNY was unbelievably bested by IRINA JINZ in a 1 minute brawl.
FERMIN JONSA slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  1     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  15 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 616 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PUSS N BOOTS 7165          12   6  0  148 ERRATA (490)
SLASHING ATTACK  BELARDON FRYE 7407         15   6  0   85 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEEF 7305                   3   2  0   50 ERRATA (490)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PUSS N BOOTS 7165.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BEEF 7305.  The ten other most popular fighters were IRBEN JESSIT 7439, 
BELARDON FRYE 7407, PUSS N BOOTS 7165, IRINA JINZ 7446, SEE YA 7449, TANNY 7429, 
FERMIN JONSA 7450, COME ON 7143, FARLO JOST 7432, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was FARLO JOST 7432.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COME ON 7143, FERMIN JONSA 7450, TANNY 7429, SEE YA 7449, IRINA JINZ 
7446, PUSS N BOOTS 7165, BELARDON FRYE 7407, IRBEN JESSIT 7439, BEEF 7305, and  0.