DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/17/2012    Duedate: 05/30/2012

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-657

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KHYLAR
WRATHMEN (421)
(36-4613) [17-5-0,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KHYLAR                         THE FLYEST
WRATHMEN (421)                 STILLMATIC (630)
(36-4613) [17-5-0,94]          (36-7549) [5-0-0,47]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHESTER GRELL                  SASSAFRAS LASS
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7472) [18-17-0,71]         (36-7558) [5-3-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)     36
2. STILLMATIC (630)            23      SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         13      Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN (421)               5
5. ERRATA (490)                 0      STILLMATIC (630)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       24  11  1 68.6   1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       9  3 0
 2/ 2*STILLMATIC (630)          11   6  0 64.7   2/ 2*STILLMATIC (630)          7  2 0
 3/ 3 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   19  11  0 63.3   3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 11 0
 4/ 4 WRATHMEN (421)            55  39  2 58.5   4/ 6 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   3  2 0
 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      232 233  8 49.9   5- 4 ERRATA (490)              2  0 0
 6- 6 ERRATA (490)             110 111  8 49.8   6/ 5 WRATHMEN (421)            2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 701): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 583): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 706): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 678): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 702): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 697): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 705): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 690): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 691): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOLL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 656): BEEF of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 638): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 701): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 583): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 706): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 678): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 702): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 697): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 705): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 690): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 691): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 656): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 638): DELVERS (Harby or Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 589): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                            PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOLL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
               (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  JHANS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for SANFORD'S 
OTHER SON?  MIDNIGHT GREMLINS' proud of him after beating SERPENTITO and getting 26 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  SERPENTITO got smashed by SANFORD'S OTHER 
SON, and lost 18 points!  What a putz!  BEEF fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then 
quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said it was a genius...  And I was just 
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome KHYLAR.  Aren't 
WRATHMEN proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  WRATHMEN was the most avoided 
team.  Is a 55-39-2 record really that scary?  I don't know what SERPENTS HOLD's been 
doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from WRATHMEN, that's fer 
sher.  Like, is HILDRETH LAMONT popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all 
of JHANS!  He's got a 4-15-0, is that good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHANS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KHYLAR 4613                  17   5  0    94       WRATHMEN (421)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEEF 7305                     9   3  0   115       ERRATA (490)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIPER 7544                    7   0  0    88       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 SIDEWINDER 7534               6   3  1    80       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 CHESTER GRELL 7472           18  17  0    71       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557      6   5  0    65       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SASSAFRAS LASS 7558           5   3  0    56       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 THE FLYEST 7549               5   0  0    47       STILLMATIC (630)
 VENOM 7529                    6   7  0    44       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 SERPENTITO 7542               5   1  0    44       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-JOE KIDD 4611                 9   8  0    37       WRATHMEN (421)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHORTY 7264                   4   4  0    32       ERRATA (490)
-POLECAT PONCHO 7554           4   0  0    32       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 GORAN KOBLINZ 7559            5   9  0    29       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 ETHER 7552                    4   0  0    29       STILLMATIC (630)
 HILDRETH LAMONT 7521          4  15  0    27       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-ONE MIC 7580                  2   0  0    26       STILLMATIC (630)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JONZ KLEE 7574                3   7  0    23       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556        1   0  0    21       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-KHRYSTEN 5019                 2   3  0     9       WRATHMEN (421)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              1   5  0     8       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 7584                0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       HIGH ELF              657  NONE
ENEMY LINES 7578        0  1 0 STILLMATIC 630       SPYMASTER             657  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Beef -- Damn fine piece of work!  Well done. -- Khylar

Khylar -- Looks like you got skunked.  Maybe this time. -- Chester Grell

We salute the tourney participants, with a special cheer for the tourney victors
Sassafras Lass, Serpentito, and Polecat Poncho. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

The Flyest -- I have never cared for flies, and you confirm me in that attitude. --
Hildreth Lamont

One Mic -- A hairy little opportunits, that's you. -- Goran Koblinz the Embarrassed

Sidewinder -- Snakes, all the same. -- Chester Grell

Venom -- Yep, what Chester said. -- Jonz Klee
P.S.  I couldn't even SEE you down there.

Ether -- And that wraps up an oh-fer turn for us.  Good thing Jorja isn't into the
Dark Arena. -- Orval Payne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ENEMY LINES was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SASSAFRAS LASS overcame VENOM in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
VIPER vanquished CHESTER GRELL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SIDEWINDER was defeated by KHYLAR in a 2 minute Title fight.
SERPENTITO was demolished by SANFORD'S OTHER SON in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE FLYEST overpowered HILDRETH LAMONT in a 3 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
ETHER overcame ORVAL PAYNE in a 2 minute fight.
JONZ KLEE overcame CONVICTED THIEF in a 4 minute melee.
GORAN KOBLINZ vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   7 -  2      65  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW        30 -  21 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  35 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 657 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         6  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      KHYLAR 4613                17   5  0   94 WRATHMEN (421)
STRIKING ATTACK  VIPER 7544                  7   0  0   88 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
LUNGING ATTACK   SIDEWINDER 7534             6   3  1   80 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
AIMED BLOW       SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557    6   5  0   65 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHESTER GRELL 7472.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SASSAFRAS LASS 7558.  The ten other most popular fighters were VENOM 7529, 
THE FLYEST 7549, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, SIDEWINDER 7534, KHYLAR 4613, SANFORD'S OTHER 
SON 7557, VIPER 7544, HILDRETH LAMONT 7521, ETHER 7552, and ENEMY LINES 7578.

The least popular fighter this week was JONZ KLEE 7574.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ORVAL PAYNE 7582, CHESTER GRELL 7472, DA1 7584, SERPENTITO 7542, ENEMY 
LINES 7578, ETHER 7552, HILDRETH LAMONT 7521, VIPER 7544, SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557, 
and KHYLAR 4613.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KHYLAR (36-4613) WRATHMEN (421)