DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/06/2012    Duedate: 09/19/2012

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-665

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VIPER
SERPENTS HOLD (629)
(36-7544) [13-1-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VIPER                          POSITION IS EMPTY
SERPENTS HOLD (629)            
(36-7544) [13-1-0,107]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHESTER GRELL                  SASSAFRAS LASS
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7472) [20-23-0,88]         (36-7558) [8-3-1,68]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD (629)         33
2. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)      6      SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. STILLMATIC (630)             0      Unchartered Team
4. DEVIATION (632)              0
5. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)        -16      SCRUBBY DUBBIES (576)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       41  14  1 74.5   1- 1 STILLMATIC (630)          6  2 1
 2- 2*DEVIATION (632)           18   9  0 66.7   2/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       6  3 0
 3- 3 STILLMATIC (630)          19  10  1 65.5   3/ 4 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   4  2 1
 4/ 4 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   25  14  1 64.1   4- 3*DEVIATION (632)           2  1 0
 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      242 263  8 47.9   5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       2 13 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 709): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 591): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 714): UBIQUITI BULLET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 686): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 710): TIK-TOK of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 705): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 713): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 698): MUGSY of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 699): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 698): MITER BOX of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 664): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 653): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 646): RHINO of BESTIAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 597): WINDSONG of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 284): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 277): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 543): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 591): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 709): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 591): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 714): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 686): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 710): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 705): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 713): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 698): JAY-Z (Howlin' WolF, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 699): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 698): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 664): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 653): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 646): DELVERS (Harby and Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 597): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 284): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 277): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 543): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): BASH BROS CABLE (Asssurnasirbanipal, mgr>)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 591) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 714): VELOVORINSAL NORS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 713): PERCIATELLI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 705): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 713): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 712): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 697): SKYHAWK of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 698): LUPUS MAJOR of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 697): COLD SHOT of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 646): WHERETHEHECKISTAN of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 596): MANNY LEHMAN of PANSY DIVISION (Floyd, mgr.)
                             GALDOR O'HARE of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCDAR (turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     It took me three minutes to defeat Sanford's Other Son, how long, I wonder would
it take to defeat his not-other son?

                                   Chester Grell

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JHANS to see 
what's new.  Too bad, STILLMATIC, but SERPENTS HOLD was just too good to be stopped.  
MVP award for ALOYSIUS THE BEAR?  MIDNIGHT GREMLINS' proud of him after beating ORVAL 
PAYNE and getting 10 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  SANFORD'S OTHER SON 
got smashed by SIDEWINDER, and lost 6 points!  Was that a tear I saw in VIPER's eye, 
as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't CHESTER GRELL fit to be tied!  I hear the 
top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic 
fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of SERPENTS HOLD must 
be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that 
I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are MIDNIGHT GREMLINS?  SERPENTS HOLD, an 
easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHANS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear 
from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIPER 7544                   13   1  0   107       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIDEWINDER 7534              11   4  1    96       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHESTER GRELL 7472           20  23  0    88       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557      7   8  0    73       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 SASSAFRAS LASS 7558           8   3  1    68       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VENOM 7529                    9   7  0    60       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE FLYEST 7549               7   1  0    55       STILLMATIC (630)
-ONE MIC 7580                  4   0  0    54       STILLMATIC (630)
 FANG 7526                     3   1  0    52       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-MEGATRON 7568                 5   1  0    48       DEVIATION (632)
-SERPENTITO 7542               5   1  0    44       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556        3   0  0    43       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-ETHER 7552                    7   1  0    40       STILLMATIC (630)
 HILDRETH LAMONT 7521          5  22  0    40       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 GORAN KOBLINZ 7559            6  16  0    34       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FEELING MINNESOTA 7569        5   1  0    33       DEVIATION (632)
-POLECAT PONCHO 7554           4   0  0    32       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 JONZ KLEE 7574                6  12  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-20TH CENTURY FOX 7567         4   2  0    23       DEVIATION (632)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              4  10  0    22       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-MYMEDLEY ISDEADLY 7565        2   2  0    10       DEVIATION (632)
-BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592         1   1  1     8       STILLMATIC (630)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

One Mic -- Then I'd better watch out for two, huh?  If one can do that kind of number
on me. -- Orval Payne

Ether -- At least I didn't feel any pain. -- Hildreth Lamont

I wasn't expecting a Rirorni Spy, okay?  I mean, why would they spy on Jhans? -- Jonz
Klee

Aloysius the Bear -- I wish I could say you "barely" beat me, but... it was more than
that.  Ouch. -- Goran Koblinz

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHESTER GRELL was devastated by VIPER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SANFORD'S OTHER SON was handily defeated by SIDEWINDER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SASSAFRAS LASS viciously subdued HILDRETH LAMONT in a popular 2 minute master's brawl.
FANG demolished GORAN KOBLINZ in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
ORVAL PAYNE was overpowered by ALOYSIUS THE BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JONZ KLEE was viciously subdued by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 7 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        24 -   9 -  2      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  35 -  0      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 665 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         6  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  VIPER 7544                 13   1  0  107 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
LUNGING ATTACK   SIDEWINDER 7534            11   4  1   96 SERPENTS HOLD (629)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SASSAFRAS LASS 7558         8   3  1   68 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHESTER GRELL 7472.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SASSAFRAS LASS 7558.  The ten other most popular fighters were VIPER 7544, 
SIDEWINDER 7534, FANG 7526, ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556, CHESTER GRELL 7472, GORAN KOBLINZ 
7559, SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557, HILDRETH LAMONT 7521, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, and JONZ KLEE 
7574.

The least popular fighter this week was JONZ KLEE 7574.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ORVAL PAYNE 7582, HILDRETH LAMONT 7521, SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557, GORAN 
KOBLINZ 7559, CHESTER GRELL 7472, ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556, FANG 7526, SIDEWINDER 7534, 
VIPER 7544, and SASSAFRAS LASS 7558.