DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/15/2012    Duedate: 11/28/2012

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-670

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FANG
SERPENTS HOLD (629)
(36-7526) [8-1-0,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FANG                           POSITION IS EMPTY
SERPENTS HOLD (629)            
(36-7526) [8-1-0,101]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHESTER GRELL                  HILDRETH LAMONT
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7472) [20-28-0,88]         (36-7521) [6-26-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         36
2. SERPENTS HOLD (629)         14      SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)        0      Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630)           -22
                                       SCREAMING QUEEN (317)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       55  14  1 79.7   1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       8  0 0
 2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          26  14  1 65.0   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       8  7 0
 3- 4*FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)      5   4  1 55.6   3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)          4  3 0
 4/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      251 279  8 47.4   4- 4*FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 714): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 596): PIGSKIN KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 719): SKADI of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 691): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 715): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 710): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 718): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 703): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 704): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 703): PIETROS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 669): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 658): SURFIN' COW of BUCKY FELLINI (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 651): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 602): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 548): VICIOUS THRILL of FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 256): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 596): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 714): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 596): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 719): THE BLACK COMPANY (?, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 691): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 715): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 710): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 718): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 713): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 704): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 703): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 669): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 658): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 651): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 602): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 548): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 256): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 596) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 714): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
                            BRANDY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 596): KINTHIRA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 710): INK AND STEEL of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
                            ALUCARD of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 703): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 703): A'S SPECIAL BLEND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 703): PIETROS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                           GITCHIGOOMIE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 702): BASS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
                           CRIXUS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                           BATWAMBA of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 669): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
              (turn 668): SIDEWINDER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 657): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for HILDRETH LAMONT, 
who flew up 25 points in the rankings after mashing THE FLYEST like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  
THE FLYEST was defeated by HILDRETH LAMONT and drops 22 points.  Our battling 
duelmaster VIPER has managed to hold the title, fending off CHESTER GRELL's none too 
subtle advances.  Better luck next time, MIDDLE WAY 17.  Can you believe they are 
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, CHESTER GRELL would be president.  
Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JHANS have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And 
remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've 
heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FANG 7526                     8   1  0   101       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHESTER GRELL 7472           20  28  0    88       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HILDRETH LAMONT 7521          6  26  0    66       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 GORAN KOBLINZ 7559            9  18  0    63       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-VENOM 7529                    9   7  0    60       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-ONE MIC 7580                  5   0  0    57       STILLMATIC (630)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JONZ KLEE 7574                9  14  0    54       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-SERPENTITO 7542               5   1  0    44       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 THE FLYEST 7549               9   3  0    42       STILLMATIC (630)
-BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592         4   1  1    39       STILLMATIC (630)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              6  13  0    38       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-ETHER 7552                    8   3  0    37       STILLMATIC (630)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CONQUESTADOR 6185             2   3  1    16       FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
-DANGER DANCER 6184            1   0  0     6       FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
-SOMATRO 6186                  1   0  0     5       FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
-DIEMON 6183                   1   0  0     5       FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Viper. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Viper -- Oh, WELL!  Nobody could expect me to defeat a Lord Protector, surely? --
Chester Grell

Ether -- Aha!  This time, I put you to sleep. -- Goran Koblinz

I suppose it's just POSSIBLE that if the Fratsfa Slave had really been Fratsfan, he'd
have been harder to defeat.  But it's hard to imagine. -- Jonz Klee

"HILDRETH LAMONT was overcome by BUNCH OF BULLETS," which is no surprise at all.  A
bunch of bullets would overcome almost anybody.

Ambitious Guard.  Pfui. -- Orval Payne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VIPER devastated CHESTER GRELL in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
FANG demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
THE FLYEST was overpowered by HILDRETH LAMONT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ORVAL PAYNE slimly lost to CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice upset fight.
GORAN KOBLINZ devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
JONZ KLEE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW        21 -  11 -  2      66  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  30 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 670 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FANG 7526                   8   1  0  101 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHESTER GRELL 7472.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HILDRETH LAMONT 7521.  The ten other most popular fighters were ORVAL PAYNE 
7582, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, FANG 7526, JONZ KLEE 7574, CHESTER GRELL 7472, THE FLYEST 
7549,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was THE FLYEST 7549.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CHESTER GRELL 7472, JONZ KLEE 7574, FANG 7526, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, 
ORVAL PAYNE 7582, HILDRETH LAMONT 7521,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

VIPER (36-7544) SERPENTS HOLD (629)