DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/29/2012    Duedate: 12/12/2012

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-671

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SASSAFRAS LASS
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7558) [9-3-1,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SASSAFRAS LASS                 POSITION IS EMPTY
MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)        
(36-7558) [9-3-1,99]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHESTER GRELL                  SERPENTITO
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            SERPENTS HOLD (629)
(36-7472) [20-29-0,89]         (36-7542) [6-1-0,60]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630)            54
2. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)     37      SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (629)         24      Unchartered Team
4. FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)        0
5. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)        -48      ARMAGEDDON (263)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       57  17  1 77.0   1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       7  3 0
 2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          29  14  1 67.4   2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       6  9 0
 3/ 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   30  15  1 66.7   3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)          4  3 0
 4- 3*FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)      5   4  1 55.6   4/ 0 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)   2  0 0
 5/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      251 284  8 46.9   5- 4*FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)     1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 715): ALLANA LORIMER of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 597): PIGSKIN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 720): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 692): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 716): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 719): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 704): DORA T. EXPLORA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 705): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 704): HARDY of CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 670): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 659): SURFIN' COW of BUCKY FELLINI (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 652): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 603): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 256): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 715): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 597): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 720): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 692): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 716): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 719): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 705): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 704): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 670): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 659): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 652): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 603): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 256): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 714): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
                            BRANDY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 596): KINTHIRA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 710): INK AND STEEL of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
                            ALUCARD of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 703): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 705): NEVER FOREVER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 703): PIETROS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                           GITCHIGOOMIE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 669): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail JHANS!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  The STILLMATIC guild has had a 3-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the 
future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, VENOM 
fought CHESTER GRELL and gained 25 points and contributed to SERPENTS HOLD's 2-3-0.  
HILDRETH LAMONT has lost to THE FLYEST, falling 20 points, while helping make MIDDLE 
WAY 17 a 0-5-0 turn.  And not without some honor, SASSAFRAS LASS now claims the title 
and throne of Duelmaster of JHANS.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw 
last night, cramped under the table at Lucas Lounge?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  Well, sports fans, take notice that 
JONZ KLEE from MIDDLE WAY 17 was JHANS' most challenged warrior this turn.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that JHANS has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, JHANS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in JHANS, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SASSAFRAS LASS 7558           9   3  1    99       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHESTER GRELL 7472           20  29  0    89       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557      8   9  0    88       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 VENOM 7529                   10   7  0    85       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 FANG 7526                     8   2  0    76       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE FLYEST 7549              10   3  0    65       STILLMATIC (630)
 ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556        6   0  0    64       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
 SERPENTITO 7542               6   1  0    60       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-ONE MIC 7580                  5   0  0    57       STILLMATIC (630)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETHER 7552                    9   3  0    56       STILLMATIC (630)
 BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592         5   1  1    51       STILLMATIC (630)
 GORAN KOBLINZ 7559            9  19  0    49       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 HILDRETH LAMONT 7521          6  27  0    46       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 JONZ KLEE 7574                9  15  0    42       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              6  14  0    35       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POLECAT PONCHO 7554           4   0  0    32       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576          3   1  0    30       MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CONQUESTADOR 6185             2   3  1    16       FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
-DANGER DANCER 6184            1   0  0     6       FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
-SOMATRO 6186                  1   0  0     5       FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)
-DIEMON 6183                   1   0  0     5       FLAGG'S CHAOS 5 (544)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BYE 7610                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 629    SLIPPERS MCGHEE       671  NONE
SEE YA 7611             0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 629    WURM KIN              671  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by SLIPPERS MCGHEE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SEE YA was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
FANG was demolished by SASSAFRAS LASS in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
CHESTER GRELL was devastated by VENOM in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HILDRETH LAMONT was overpowered by THE FLYEST in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR devastated ORVAL PAYNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
GORAN KOBLINZ was bested by SERPENTITO in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
JONZ KLEE was handily defeated by ETHER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BUNCH OF BULLETS vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   1 -  0      88  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        27 -  11 -  2      71  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  34 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 671 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  5         8  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SASSAFRAS LASS 7558         9   3  1   99 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
STRIKING ATTACK  ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556      6   0  0   64 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHESTER GRELL 7472.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SERPENTITO 7542.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUNCH OF BULLETS 
7592, ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556, SASSAFRAS LASS 7558, VENOM 7529, THE FLYEST 7549, GORAN 
KOBLINZ 7559, ETHER 7552, BYE 7610, SEE YA 7611, and FANG 7526.

The least popular fighter this week was JONZ KLEE 7574.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ORVAL PAYNE 7582, HILDRETH LAMONT 7521, CHESTER GRELL 7472, FANG 7526, 
SEE YA 7611, BYE 7610, ETHER 7552, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, THE FLYEST 7549, and VENOM 
7529.