DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/13/2012 Duedate: 12/26/2012
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-672
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VENOM
SERPENTS HOLD (629)
(36-7529) [11-7-0,92]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VENOM POSITION IS EMPTY
SERPENTS HOLD (629)
(36-7529) [11-7-0,92]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHESTER GRELL ALOYSIUS THE BEAR
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
(36-7472) [20-30-0,90] (36-7556) [7-0-0,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SERPENTS HOLD (629)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD (629) 47
2. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 29 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 24 Unchartered Team
4. STILLMATIC (630) 0
TOTRM KNIGHTS (86)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629) 61 18 1 77.2 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629) 8 4 0
2- 2 STILLMATIC (630) 29 14 1 67.4 2/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 6 9 1
3/ 3 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 31 15 1 67.4 3/ 4 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631) 3 0 0
4/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 254 286 9 47.0 4- 3 STILLMATIC (630) 3 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 716): ALLANA LORIMER of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 598): PIGSKIN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 721): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 693): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 717): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 712): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 705): SHAWN CARTER of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 706): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 705): WHEELBARROW of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 671): SASSAFRAS LASS of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): EAGLE'S CLAW of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 653): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 604): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 288): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 281): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 550): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 598): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 716): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 598): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 721): THE BLACK COMPANY (?, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 693): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 717): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 712): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 715): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 706): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 705): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 671): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 653): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 604): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 288): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 281): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 550): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 598) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 721): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 705): DORA T. EXPLORA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
MUGSY of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 705): NEVER FOREVER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 281): KING MIDAS of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
(turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! MIDNIGHT GREMLINS had cause to celebrate,
after ALOYSIUS THE BEAR got 24 points by beating CHESTER GRELL. A certain someone
saw SASSAFRAS LASS at Lucas Lounge with the shakes, and now she fails to show up to
defend hers throne. What a pathetic slob! In JHANS, nothing is permanent (except
Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, VENOM. Word has it one team in JHANS
is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!
JHANS, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at Lucas Lounge.
'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VENOM 7529 11 7 0 92 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SASSAFRAS LASS 7558 9 3 1 99 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHESTER GRELL 7472 20 30 0 90 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-SANFORD'S OTHER SON 7557 8 9 0 88 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 7 0 0 88 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
FANG 7526 9 2 0 86 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERPENTITO 7542 7 1 0 66 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-THE FLYEST 7549 10 3 0 65 STILLMATIC (630)
-ONE MIC 7580 5 0 0 57 STILLMATIC (630)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GORAN KOBLINZ 7559 10 19 0 56 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-ETHER 7552 9 3 0 56 STILLMATIC (630)
JONZ KLEE 7574 10 15 0 51 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592 5 1 1 51 STILLMATIC (630)
ORVAL PAYNE 7582 7 14 1 47 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
HILDRETH LAMONT 7521 6 28 0 46 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-POLECAT PONCHO 7554 4 0 0 32 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
-DOOBY DOOBY DOO 7576 3 1 0 30 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RATTLER 7614 1 0 0 13 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 ORVAL PAYNE 7582 672 NONE
BYE 7613 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 629 BLACK ORC 672 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Venom -- I came provided with an anti-venin, but it was the wrong one. Damn. --
Chester Grell
The Flyest -- And you flewest right over me. Aaaaah! -- Hildreth Lamont
Aloysius the Bear -- How provoking. -- Orval Payne
Serpentito -- Sometimes the smallest snakes are the nastiest. -- Goran Koblinz
Ether -- And that rounds out our oh-fer turn. Fortunately, I slept through it. --
Jonz Klee
ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BYE was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CHESTER GRELL was vanquished by ALOYSIUS THE BEAR in a 2 minute brutal uneven battle.
FANG overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VENOM devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
SERPENTITO demolished HILDRETH LAMONT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GORAN KOBLINZ vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JONZ KLEE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ORVAL PAYNE assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
RATTLER vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 30 - 11 - 2 73 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 33 - 1 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 672 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 7 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW VENOM 7529 11 7 0 92 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
STRIKING ATTACK ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556 7 0 0 88 MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHESTER GRELL 7472. The most popular warrior this
turn was ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556. The ten other most popular fighters were BYE 7613,
FANG 7526, VENOM 7529, SERPENTITO 7542, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, JONZ
KLEE 7574, RATTLER 7614, CHESTER GRELL 7472, and HILDRETH LAMONT 7521.
The least popular fighter this week was HILDRETH LAMONT 7521. The other ten least
popular fighters were CHESTER GRELL 7472, RATTLER 7614, JONZ KLEE 7574, ORVAL PAYNE
7582, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, SERPENTITO 7542, VENOM 7529, FANG 7526, BYE 7613, and
ALOYSIUS THE BEAR 7556.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium