DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/04/2013    Duedate: 04/17/2013

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-680

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FANG
SERPENTS HOLD (629)
(36-7526) [14-2-0,146]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FANG                           POSITION IS EMPTY
SERPENTS HOLD (629)            
(36-7526) [14-2-0,146]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHESTER GRELL                  ETHER
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7472) [21-37-0,100]        (36-7552) [13-5-0,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEVIATION (632)             28
2. SERPENTS HOLD (629)         23      SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)          8      Unchartered Team
4. A-UNIT (438)                 0
5. ERRATA (490)                 0      TEAM (195)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       78  26  1 75.0   1/ 2 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       7  1 0
 2/ 3 DEVIATION (632)           28  13  1 68.3   2/ 1 STILLMATIC (630)          7  5 0
 3/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          46  22  1 67.6   3/ 3 DEVIATION (632)           6  0 0
 4- 4 ERRATA (490)             112 114  8 49.6   4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 11 0
 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      263 317  9 45.3   5- 5*A-UNIT (438)              1  3 0
 6- 6*A-UNIT (438)               5  16  0 23.8   6- 6 ERRATA (490)              0  2 0
 7- 7*ARTFORD FAMILY (77)        0   1  0  0.0   7- 7*ARTFORD FAMILY (77)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 724): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 606): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 729): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 701): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 725): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 720): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 728): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 713): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 714): THE DUBLINER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 679): THE FLYEST of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 668): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 661): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): HELPER of VENTURE BROS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): SHLITZ of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 724): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 606): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 729): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 701): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 725): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 720): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 728): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 713): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 714): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 679): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 668): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 661): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): SLIPPERY MICKEY of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): TALIB KWELI of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in JHANS!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, STILLMATIC, but 
SERPENTS HOLD was just too good to be stopped.  Talk about yer major upsets!  BUNCH 
OF BULLETS' match with HILDRETH LAMONT cost him a loss of 11 points!  And I was just 
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome FANG.  Aren't 
SERPENTS HOLD proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  SERPENTS HOLD 
was the most avoided team.  Is a 78-26-1 record really that scary?  I don't know what 
DEVIATION's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from 
SERPENTS HOLD, that's fer sher.  Like, is CHESTER GRELL popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of JHANS!  He's got a 21-37-0, is that good?  People were 
asking me did 20TH CENTURY FOX REALLY challenge CHESTER GRELL?  (all right, maybe 
they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but 
CHESTER GRELL wants me to write about it since he was bested by 20TH CENTURY FOX.  
Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FANG 7526                    14   2  0   146       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE MIC 7580                 10   0  0   105       STILLMATIC (630)
 CHESTER GRELL 7472           21  37  0   100       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 THE FLYEST 7549              15   5  0    98       STILLMATIC (630)
 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567        10   2  1    96       DEVIATION (632)
-BEEF 7305                    11   5  0    93       ERRATA (490)
-SERPENTITO 7542              10   1  0    92       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEELING MINNESOTA 7569        9   3  0    73       DEVIATION (632)
 ETHER 7552                   13   5  0    71       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HILDRETH LAMONT 7521          7  35  0    66       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 GORAN KOBLINZ 7559           14  23  0    65       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-VENOM 7529                   11   9  0    59       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              9  20  1    56       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 JONZ KLEE 7574               11  22  0    55       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592         8   4  1    54       STILLMATIC (630)
-MEGATRON 7568                 5   1  0    48       DEVIATION (632)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHORTY 7264                   4   4  0    32       ERRATA (490)
 GARDEN 7619                   4   0  0    26       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 BOLDIN 7625                   2   0  0    24       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MYMEDLEY ISDEADLY 7565        2   2  0    10       DEVIATION (632)
-A-5 4779                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
-A-1 4777                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-3 4778                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-4 7620                      1   1  0     4       A-UNIT (438)
-A-2 7621                      0   2  0     2       A-UNIT (438)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JAN ARTFORD 620               0   1  0     1       ARTFORD FAMILY (77)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A2 4775                 0  2 0 A-UNIT 438           WILLY ARMITAGE 4137   676  NONE
RATTLER 7614            3  2 0 SERPENTS HOLD 629    20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 676  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

20th Century Fox -- Huh, you did NOT.  "Bested," huh, you WORSTED me.  I feel worsted
all over. -- Goran Koblinz

Feeling Minnesota -- I'd rather feel... Florida, maybe? -- Hildreth Lamont

One Mic -- When the steward calls out your name, it always seems unfinished.  Like
it's the start of a counting rhyme, and he can't remember what comes after "one." --
Chester Grell

And two victories over standbys.  This is good. -- Jonz Klee and Orval Payne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

20TH CENTURY FOX bested CHESTER GRELL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FEELING MINNESOTA bested GORAN KOBLINZ in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
THE FLYEST was subdued by FANG in a popular 2 minute gruesome veteran's Title melee.
ONE MIC viciously subdued ENEMY SABOTEUR in a popular 1 minute gory contest.
BUNCH OF BULLETS was subdued by HILDRETH LAMONT in a 2 minute competition.
ETHER viciously subdued ORVAL PAYNE in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
JONZ KLEE was outlasted by FRATSFA SLAVE in a slow 7 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.
BOLDIN won victory over PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
GARDEN vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   1 -  1      89  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   1 -  1      86  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        35 -  14 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  35 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 680 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FANG 7526                  14   2  0  146 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
SLASHING ATTACK  ONE MIC 7580               10   0  0  105 STILLMATIC (630)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    20TH CENTURY FOX 7567      10   2  1   96 DEVIATION (632)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    FEELING MINNESOTA 7569      9   3  0   73 DEVIATION (632)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHESTER GRELL 7472.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ETHER 7552.  The ten other most popular fighters were FANG 7526, FEELING 
MINNESOTA 7569, ONE MIC 7580, BOLDIN 7625, CHESTER GRELL 7472, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, 
HILDRETH LAMONT 7521, 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, and THE FLYEST 7549.

The least popular fighter this week was JONZ KLEE 7574.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GARDEN 7619, BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592, THE FLYEST 7549, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, 
20TH CENTURY FOX 7567, HILDRETH LAMONT 7521, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, CHESTER GRELL 7472, 
BOLDIN 7625, and ONE MIC 7580.