DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/18/2013    Duedate: 05/01/2013

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-681

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHESTER GRELL
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7472) [22-37-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHESTER GRELL                  POSITION IS EMPTY
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            
(36-7472) [22-37-0,105]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CHESTER GRELL                  CHESTER GRELL
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7472) [22-37-0,105]        (36-7472) [22-37-0,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STILLMATIC (630)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STILLMATIC (630)            17
2. PORN IN A BARN (551)        13      STILLMATIC (630)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (629)          0      Unchartered Team
4. DEVIATION (632)              0
5. A-UNIT (438)                 0      SCREAMING QUEEN (317)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       78  26  1 75.0   1- 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       5  0 0
 2- 2 DEVIATION (632)           28  13  1 68.3   2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          5  5 0
 3/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)          47  23  1 67.1   3- 3 DEVIATION (632)           4  0 0
 4/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551)      47  47  4 50.0   4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 11 0
 5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      264 321  9 45.1   5/ 0 PORN IN A BARN (551)      1  0 0
 6- 6*A-UNIT (438)               5  16  0 23.8   6- 5*A-UNIT (438)              0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 725): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 607): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 730): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 726): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 721): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): VINNIE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 715): COCKEYED UMBRELLA of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 714): LIL' JACK HORNER of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 680): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 613): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 559): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 607): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 725): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 607): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 730): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 726): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 721): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 715): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 714): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 680): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 613): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 559): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 607) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
               (turn 702): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): TRUGOY THE DOVE of INELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHANS.  Like, SERPENTS HOLD had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by STILLMATIC!  Way to go STILLMATIC!  
MVP award for ONE TRICK PONY?  PORN IN A BARN's proud of him after beating ORVAL 
PAYNE and getting 13 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  HILDRETH LAMONT's match 
with BUNCH OF BULLETS cost him a loss of 9 points!  What a putz!  FANG fights so hard 
to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a 
genius...  Was that a tear I saw in CHESTER GRELL's eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't ETHER fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a 
real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHANS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  JHANS is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHESTER GRELL 7472           22  37  0   105       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FANG 7526                    14   2  0   146       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-ONE MIC 7580                 10   0  0   105       STILLMATIC (630)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   4  0   103       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-THE FLYEST 7549              15   5  0    98       STILLMATIC (630)
-20TH CENTURY FOX 7567        10   2  1    96       DEVIATION (632)
-SERPENTITO 7542              10   1  0    92       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETHER 7552                   13   6  0    76       STILLMATIC (630)
-FEELING MINNESOTA 7569        9   3  0    73       DEVIATION (632)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GORAN KOBLINZ 7559           14  24  0    66       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592         9   4  1    66       STILLMATIC (630)
 HILDRETH LAMONT 7521          7  36  0    57       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JONZ KLEE 7574               11  23  0    56       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589           6   5  1    56       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              9  21  1    49       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-MEGATRON 7568                 5   1  0    48       DEVIATION (632)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GOAT CHEESE 6718              1   0  1    33       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-GARDEN 7619                   4   0  0    26       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-WHISKERS 6701                 3   1  0    25       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-BOLDIN 7625                   2   0  0    24       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MYMEDLEY ISDEADLY 7565        2   2  0    10       DEVIATION (632)
-A-5 4779                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
-A-1 4777                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-3 4778                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-4 7620                      1   1  0     4       A-UNIT (438)
-A-2 7621                      0   2  0     2       A-UNIT (438)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Sorry, no personals at all from us today (beyond this, of course).  We can't
get near the keyboard, it's tied up with other stuff.  It's been tied up with other
stuff for a LONG time. -- whichever of Jorja's teams is running here.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHESTER GRELL bested ETHER in a action packed 5 minute brutal mismatched Title fight.
HILDRETH LAMONT was handily defeated by BUNCH OF BULLETS in a 1 minute match.
GORAN KOBLINZ was bested by RIRORNI SPY in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
JONZ KLEE was outlasted by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 8 minute mismatched competition.
ONE TRICK PONY won victory over ORVAL PAYNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   1 -  1      89  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   1 -  1      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        30 -  14 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  33 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 681 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ETHER 7552                 13   6  0   76 STILLMATIC (630)
LUNGING ATTACK   ONE TRICK PONY 6589         6   5  1   56 PORN IN A BARN (551)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHESTER GRELL 7472.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CHESTER GRELL 7472.  The ten other most popular fighters were ETHER 7552, 
ONE TRICK PONY 6589, BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, 
HILDRETH LAMONT 7521, JONZ KLEE 7574,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JONZ KLEE 7574.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HILDRETH LAMONT 7521, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, BUNCH OF 
BULLETS 7592, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, ETHER 7552, CHESTER GRELL 7472,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FANG (36-7526) SERPENTS HOLD (629)