DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/02/2013 Duedate: 05/15/2013
JHANS ARENA
DM-36 TURN-682
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHESTER GRELL
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7472) [22-38-0,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHESTER GRELL ADAM BOMB
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) GARBAGE PAIL'S (4)
(36-7472) [22-38-0,104] (36-38) [0-3-0,3]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHESTER GRELL ORVAL PAYNE
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
(36-7472) [22-38-0,104] (36-7582) [9-22-1,50]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SERPENTS HOLD (629)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD (629) 35
2. STILLMATIC (630) 20 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 11 Unchartered Team
4. A-UNIT (438) 5
5. PORN IN A BARN (551) 5 GARBAGE PAIL'S (4)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629) 80 27 1 74.8 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629) 5 1 0
2/ 3 STILLMATIC (630) 48 24 1 66.7 2/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 5 10 0
3/ 2 DEVIATION (632) 29 15 1 65.9 3/ 2 STILLMATIC (630) 4 4 0
4/ 4 PORN IN A BARN (551) 47 50 4 48.5 4/ 3 DEVIATION (632) 3 2 0
5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612) 267 323 9 45.3 5/ 6 A-UNIT (438) 1 0 0
6/ 6 A-UNIT (438) 6 16 0 27.3 6/ 5 PORN IN A BARN (551) 1 3 0
7/ 0*GARBAGE PAIL'S (4) 2 10 0 16.7 7/ 0*GARBAGE PAIL'S (4) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 726): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 608): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 703): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 727): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 722): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 715): NIKKITA of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 716): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 715): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 681): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 670): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 663): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 614): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 293): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 560): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 608): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 726): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 608): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 731): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 703): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 727): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 722): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 730): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 715): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 716): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 715): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 681): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 670): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 663): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 614): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 293): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 286): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 560): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 608) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 726): BLACK LUCK of BLACK JUNTA (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
FREQUENT FLAYER of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
SMEG MAGGOD of DARK BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 703): PUY of TEERAK HA (LHI, mgr.)
(turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 715): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 715): FLAP JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 681): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 663): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
(turn 662): TRUGOY THE DOVE of INELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf)
KARLIGRENA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
(turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon JHANS, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Practice pays for ETHER, who pummelled 20TH CENTURY
FOX, to pocket 20 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, ETHER was
winsome, after beating 20TH CENTURY FOX and seeing him lose 13 points. In JHANS,
nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, FANG.
Word has it one team in JHANS is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed
life!
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so
did the "warriors" in JHANS avoid SERPENTS HOLD. The warriors of SERPENTS HOLD found
their efforts at combat frustrated as DEVIATION apparently had more important things
to do than fight.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Ask not a spymaster
for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious
stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in JHANS is the highlight of my life. As if buffeted
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. Can
anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for JHANS? On that giddy note
I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHESTER GRELL 7472 22 38 0 104 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ONE MIC 7580 10 0 0 105 STILLMATIC (630)
-HAY RIDE 6305 16 4 0 103 PORN IN A BARN (551)
-THE FLYEST 7549 15 5 0 98 STILLMATIC (630)
ETHER 7552 14 6 0 96 STILLMATIC (630)
-SERPENTITO 7542 10 1 0 92 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 10 3 1 83 DEVIATION (632)
FEELING MINNESOTA 7569 10 3 0 80 DEVIATION (632)
GORAN KOBLINZ 7559 15 24 0 70 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592 9 5 1 66 STILLMATIC (630)
HILDRETH LAMONT 7521 8 36 0 61 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
JONZ KLEE 7574 12 23 0 59 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-VENOM 7529 11 9 0 59 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ONE TRICK PONY 6589 6 6 1 55 PORN IN A BARN (551)
ORVAL PAYNE 7582 9 22 1 50 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-MEGATRON 7568 5 1 0 48 DEVIATION (632)
GARDEN 7619 5 0 0 44 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOLDIN 7625 2 1 0 30 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHISKERS 6701 3 1 0 25 PORN IN A BARN (551)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
A-4 7620 2 1 0 9 A-UNIT (438)
-A-5 4779 2 3 0 9 A-UNIT (438)
-A-1 4777 1 3 0 6 A-UNIT (438)
-A-3 4778 1 3 0 6 A-UNIT (438)
-SHRUNKEN ED 39 1 1 0 4 GARBAGE PAIL'S (4)
ADAM BOMB 38 0 3 0 3 GARBAGE PAIL'S (4)
-A-2 7621 0 2 0 2 A-UNIT (438)
-ART APART 42 0 2 0 2 GARBAGE PAIL'S (4)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MYMEDLEY ISDEADL 7565 2 3 0 DEVIATION 632 KOBOLD ENFORCER 682 NONE
BAD KITTY 6734 0 1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551 BANDIT PRINCE 682 NONE
GOAT CHEESE 6718 1 1 1 PORN IN A BARN 551 SHEWISH GIANT 682 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Our congratulations to Fang, graduating in absentia. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
And for the rest, we were involved in every fight today, going (sigh) one-four. Two
of my wretched teammates lost to standbys! And since I got the only win--and the
duelmastership, chartered recognition leadership, popularity leadership, and
favoriteship--*I* "get" to write the personal. Why do *I* have to do everything? --
Chester Grell, put-upon and whining just a little
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GOAT CHEESE was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MYMEDLEY ISDEADLY was dispatched by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BAD KITTY was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHESTER GRELL was vanquished by FANG in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
20TH CENTURY FOX was defeated by ETHER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
FEELING MINNESOTA bested BUNCH OF BULLETS in a 3 minute brawl.
GORAN KOBLINZ won victory over ONE TRICK PONY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
HILDRETH LAMONT viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
JONZ KLEE won victory over BOLDIN in a popular 4 minute uneven duel.
ORVAL PAYNE slimly lost to GARDEN in a popular 4 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ADAM BOMB was overcome by A-4 in a 4 minute novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 1 80 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 2 - 1 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 29 - 16 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 32 - 0 29 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 682 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 4 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ETHER 7552 14 6 0 96 STILLMATIC (630)
WALL OF STEEL 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567 10 3 1 83 DEVIATION (632)
PARRY-RIPOSTE FEELING MINNESOTA 7569 10 3 0 80 DEVIATION (632)
TOTAL PARRY GARDEN 7619 5 0 0 44 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHESTER GRELL 7472. The most popular warrior this
turn was ORVAL PAYNE 7582. The ten other most popular fighters were HILDRETH LAMONT
7521, BOLDIN 7625, MYMEDLEY ISDEADLY 7565, GARDEN 7619, A-4 7620, FEELING MINNESOTA
7569, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, GOAT CHEESE 6718, BAD KITTY 6734, and ETHER 7552.
The least popular fighter this week was ADAM BOMB 38. The other ten least popular
fighters were CHESTER GRELL 7472, JONZ KLEE 7574, 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567, GORAN
KOBLINZ 7559, BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592, ETHER 7552, BAD KITTY 6734, GOAT CHEESE 6718,
ONE TRICK PONY 6589, and FEELING MINNESOTA 7569.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CHESTER GRELL (36-7472) MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FANG (36-7526) SERPENTS HOLD (629)