DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/30/2013    Duedate: 06/12/2013

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-684

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ETHER
STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7552) [16-6-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ONE MIC                        KERN
STILLMATIC (630)               ORDER (635)
(36-7580) [11-0-0,117]         (36-7601) [2-0-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ETHER                          SSG 8
STILLMATIC (630)               MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
(36-7552) [16-6-0,112]         (36-7634) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    54
2. STILLMATIC (630)            29      SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. PORN IN A BARN (551)        20      Unchartered Team
4. ORDER (635)                 13
5. DEVIATION (632)             11      ORDER (635)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ORDER (635)                2   0  0  100   1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       6  3 0
 2/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)   4   1  1 80.0   2/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)          5  2 1
 3/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       84  29  1 74.3   3/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  4  1 1
 4/ 3 STILLMATIC (630)          52  25  2 67.5   4/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 11 0
 5/ 2 DEVIATION (632)           31  17  1 64.6   5/ 3 DEVIATION (632)           3  4 0
 6/ 4 PORN IN A BARN (551)      49  52  4 48.5   6/ 5 PORN IN A BARN (551)      2  5 0
 7/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      268 332  9 44.7   7/ 0*ORDER (635)               1  0 0
 8- 6 A-UNIT (438)               6  17  0 26.1   8- 6 A-UNIT (438)              1  1 0
 9- 7*GARBAGE PAIL'S (4)         2  10  0 16.7   9- 7*GARBAGE PAIL'S (4)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 728): COLOSSEUM HALLS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 610): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): MIKE COLALILLO of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 729): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 724): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 732): GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): VENUS of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 718): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 717): LUCIANA of THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 683): ETHER of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 672): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 665): NO LIMIT HOLD-EM of DEALER'S CHOICE (?, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 616): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 562): CARLESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 610): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 728): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 610): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 729): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 724): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 732): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 718): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 717): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 683): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 672): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 665): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 616): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 562): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 610) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): KESTRALINE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): MIKE COLALILLO of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): EL PRESIDENTE of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 665): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to JHANS once again!  MEDAL OF HONOR J11's walking tall now that 
they went 4-1-1 their first time out.  But we know what awaits them soon...  What's 
with BUNCH OF BULLETS?  He actually beat MIDDLE WAY 17's HILDRETH LAMONT, and walked 
away with 14 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at PORN IN A BARN while 
they watched ONE TRICK PONY clobber GARDEN.  It lost 7 points and got bruised from 
objects thrown from the stands.  GORAN KOBLINZ was reminded on the sands why ETHER is 
Duelmaster.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was PORN IN A BARN.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at 
DEVIATION ain't reelin'!  PORN IN A BARN's mad!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  We all knew it had to happen sooner or later.  A warrior can't 
stick around with a 8-38-0, and BUNCH OF BULLETS easily took care of HILDRETH LAMONT. 
Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so 
gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
JHANS is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETHER 7552                   16   6  0   112       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE MIC 7580                 11   0  0   117       STILLMATIC (630)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   4  0   103       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-THE FLYEST 7549              15   5  0    98       STILLMATIC (630)
-SERPENTITO 7542              10   1  0    92       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FEELING MINNESOTA 7569       11   3  0    88       DEVIATION (632)
 20TH CENTURY FOX 7567        11   4  1    84       DEVIATION (632)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589           8   6  1    78       PORN IN A BARN (551)
 GORAN KOBLINZ 7559           15  26  0    71       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592        10   6  2    62       STILLMATIC (630)
 JONZ KLEE 7574               12  25  0    61       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-VENOM 7529                   11   9  0    59       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOLDIN 7625                   4   1  0    53       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              9  24  1    52       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 GARDEN 7619                   6   1  0    51       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-MEGATRON 7568                 5   1  0    48       DEVIATION (632)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KERN 7601                     2   0  0    28       ORDER (635)
-WHISKERS 6701                 3   1  0    25       PORN IN A BARN (551)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PFC 4 7631                    1   0  1    14       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DA1 7635                      1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 PRIVATE 9 7633                1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 SGT 1 7632                    1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-A-5 4779                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
-A-4 7620                      2   2  0     8       A-UNIT (438)
-A-1 4777                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637           1   0  0     6       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-A-3 4778                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-SHRUNKEN ED 39                1   1  0     4       GARBAGE PAIL'S (4)
-ADAM BOMB 38                  0   3  0     3       GARBAGE PAIL'S (4)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-A-2 7621                      0   2  0     2       A-UNIT (438)
-ART APART 42                  0   2  0     2       GARBAGE PAIL'S (4)
 SSG 8 7634                    0   1  0     1       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      PFC 4 7631            684  NONE
SACRIFICIAL LAMB 7630   0  1 0 DEVIATION 632        RIPPLES DORRIGAN      684  NONE
HILDRETH LAMONT 7521    8 38 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592 684   
BAD KITTY 7636          0  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551   SPYMASTER             684  NONE
NOAH 7627               1  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 629    KOBOLD ENFORCER       684  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

An oh-fer turn, and Chester gone!  This is terrible, possibly the end of dueling as
we know it.  It bites like a horsefly, you know?  Even worse than having the roof
leak.  Damn. -- those who walk the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOAH was unbelievably slain by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SACRIFICIAL LAMB was slaughtered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BAD KITTY was murdered by SPYMASTER in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ETHER devastated GORAN KOBLINZ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
ONE MIC devastated 20TH CENTURY FOX in a 1 minute gory uneven brawl.
GARDEN was devastated by ONE TRICK PONY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JONZ KLEE was viciously subdued by ENEMY SABOTEUR in a 3 minute expert's fight.
HILDRETH LAMONT was dispatched by BUNCH OF BULLETS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOLDIN viciously subdued ORVAL PAYNE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
KERN handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SGT 1 demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute mismatched competition.
PFC 4 butchered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SSG 8 was unbelievably bested by DALLAS HILLARY in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
DA1 vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PRIVATE 9 vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   2 -  2      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        23 -  15 -  1      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  34 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 684 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ETHER 7552                 16   6  0  112 STILLMATIC (630)
SLASHING ATTACK  ONE MIC 7580               11   0  0  117 STILLMATIC (630)
WALL OF STEEL    20TH CENTURY FOX 7567      11   4  1   84 DEVIATION (632)
LUNGING ATTACK   ONE TRICK PONY 6589         8   6  1   78 PORN IN A BARN (551)
TOTAL PARRY      GARDEN 7619                 6   1  0   51 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ETHER 7552.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SSG 8 7634.  The ten other most popular fighters were DALLAS HILLARY 7637, NOAH 7627, 
ETHER 7552, ONE MIC 7580, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592, BOLDIN 7625, 
KERN 7601, DA1 7635, and GORAN KOBLINZ 7559.

The least popular fighter this week was SGT 1 7632.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ORVAL PAYNE 7582, HILDRETH LAMONT 7521, GARDEN 7619, 20TH CENTURY FOX 
7567, BAD KITTY 7636, SACRIFICIAL LAMB 7630, PRIVATE 9 7633, PFC 4 7631, JONZ KLEE 
7574, and GORAN KOBLINZ 7559.