DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/13/2013    Duedate: 06/26/2013

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-685

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ETHER
STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7552) [17-6-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ONE MIC                        KERN
STILLMATIC (630)               ORDER (635)
(36-7580) [12-0-0,119]         (36-7601) [3-0-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ETHER                          ONE MIC
STILLMATIC (630)               STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7552) [17-6-0,115]         (36-7580) [12-0-0,119]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)    35
2. ORDER (635)                 25      SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. STILLMATIC (630)            16      Unchartered Team
4. PORN IN A BARN (551)        14
5. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         13      ORDER (635)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ORDER (635)                3   0  0  100   1/ 3*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  8  2 2
 2/ 2*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)   8   2  2 80.0   2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          7  1 1
 3/ 3 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       85  31  1 73.3   3/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       5  4 0
 4/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)          55  25  2 68.8   4/ 6 PORN IN A BARN (551)      3  3 0
 5- 5 DEVIATION (632)           31  17  1 64.6   5/ 7*ORDER (635)               2  0 0
 6/ 6 PORN IN A BARN (551)      50  53  4 48.5   6- 5 DEVIATION (632)           2  2 0
 7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      269 335  9 44.5   7/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       2 12 0
 8- 8 A-UNIT (438)               6  17  0 26.1   8- 8 A-UNIT (438)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 729): COLOSSEUM HALLS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 611): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 734): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 706): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 730): BUZZ KILL of HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 725): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 733): HARRY of BRAIN (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 718): VENUS of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 719): CRUSHING BRATZ of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 718): DONEGAL of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 684): ETHER of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 673): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 666): NO LIMIT HOLD-EM of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 617): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 563): CARELESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 611): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 729): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 611): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 734): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 706): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 730): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 725): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 733): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 718): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 719): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 718): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 684): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 673): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 312): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 666): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 617): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 563): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 263): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 611) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 729): COLOSSEUM HALLS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): MIKE COLALILLO of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 730): BUZZ KILL of HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): EL PRESIDENTE of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 718): STOUT of BREAKERS (Lord Z, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 666): NO LIMIT HOLD-EM of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
               (turn 665): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
JHANS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, SERPENTS HOLD, since MEDAL 
OF HONOR J11 took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Gee, I'm 
impressed, a 3-0-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, STILLMATIC, the Fates teach 
humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
SSG 8 win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DALLAS HILLARY beat PFC 4 
and PFC 4 lost 3 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of 
life, JHANS may be getting bland, as ETHER stays top dog in the city.  Lucas Lounge, 
humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From 
JHANS' trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  PORN IN A BARN was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was STILLMATIC.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, GORAN KOBLINZ was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.  I guess I can give a little credit to KERN of ORDER for 
challenging up by 25 to BOLDIN.  KERN won to get 53 points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETHER 7552                   17   6  0   115       STILLMATIC (630)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE MIC 7580                 12   0  0   119       STILLMATIC (630)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   4  0   103       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-THE FLYEST 7549              15   5  0    98       STILLMATIC (630)
-SERPENTITO 7542              10   1  0    92       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FEELING MINNESOTA 7569       11   3  0    88       DEVIATION (632)
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589           9   6  1    87       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-20TH CENTURY FOX 7567        11   4  1    84       DEVIATION (632)
 BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592        11   6  2    73       STILLMATIC (630)
 GORAN KOBLINZ 7559           15  27  0    72       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARDEN 7619                   7   1  0    63       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 JONZ KLEE 7574               12  26  0    62       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-VENOM 7529                   11   9  0    59       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              9  25  1    53       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 KERN 7601                     3   0  0    53       ORDER (635)
-MEGATRON 7568                 5   1  0    48       DEVIATION (632)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOLDIN 7625                   4   2  0    31       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
-WHISKERS 6701                 3   1  0    25       PORN IN A BARN (551)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIVATE 9 7633                2   0  1    23       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 SSG 8 7634                    1   1  0    22       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DA1 7635                      2   0  0    18       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637           2   0  0    16       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 SGT 1 7632                    2   0  0    15       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 PFC 4 7631                    1   1  1    11       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-A-5 4779                      2   3  0     9       A-UNIT (438)
-A-4 7620                      2   2  0     8       A-UNIT (438)
-A-1 4777                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-3 4778                      1   3  0     6       A-UNIT (438)
-A-2 7621                      0   2  0     2       A-UNIT (438)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      PRIVATE 9 7633        685  NONE
HILDRETH LAMONT 7521    8 38 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592 684   
BAD KITTY 7643          0  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551   HIGH ELF              685  NONE
BYE 7645                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 629    RIPPLES DORRIGAN      685  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

An oh-fer turn.  We don't want to talk about an oh-fer turn, okay?  Besides, we've
got to plain a funeral for Hillary, who was mowed down in a hail of bullets.
Horrible to watch, probably worse to experience. -- the rest of the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by RIPPLES DORRIGAN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BAD KITTY was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ONE TRICK PONY overpowered GORAN KOBLINZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KERN overpowered BOLDIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ETHER devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
ONE MIC savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
BUNCH OF BULLETS devastated JONZ KLEE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GARDEN vanquished ORVAL PAYNE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
PFC 4 was unbelievably bested by DALLAS HILLARY in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
SGT 1 outwaited CONVICTED THIEF in a 8 minute novice's fight.
PRIVATE 9 executed PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SSG 8 overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DA1 bested PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   4 -  2      76  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        21 -  14 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  34 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 685 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ETHER 7552                 17   6  0  115 STILLMATIC (630)
SLASHING ATTACK  ONE MIC 7580               12   0  0  119 STILLMATIC (630)
LUNGING ATTACK   ONE TRICK PONY 6589         9   6  1   87 PORN IN A BARN (551)
TOTAL PARRY      GARDEN 7619                 7   1  0   63 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
STRIKING ATTACK  KERN 7601                   3   0  0   53 ORDER (635)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ETHER 7552.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ONE MIC 7580.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592, DA1 
7635, ONE TRICK PONY 6589, ETHER 7552, GARDEN 7619, PFC 4 7631, SSG 8 7634, KERN 
7601, DALLAS HILLARY 7637, and BYE 7645.

The least popular fighter this week was SGT 1 7632.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JONZ KLEE 7574, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, PRIVATE 9 7633, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, 
BOLDIN 7625, BAD KITTY 7643, BYE 7645, DALLAS HILLARY 7637, KERN 7601, and SSG 8 
7634.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ETHER (36-7552) STILLMATIC (630)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

            R BAGGIO (17-4867) ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407) 
           BEAST CRAG (50-3222) PHILANTHROPISTS (353) 
        LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 
           ZEBRA (82-31553) MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 
        JOHN MCKINNEY (82-48893) MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226) 
          SEBASTIAN (82-15919) THE INQUISITION V (2401)
          GRAVE ROBBER (84-5984) DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes