DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/27/2013    Duedate: 07/10/2013

JHANS ARENA

DM-36    TURN-686

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ONE TRICK PONY
PORN IN A BARN (551)
(36-6589) [10-6-1,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ONE TRICK PONY                 KERN
PORN IN A BARN (551)           ORDER (635)
(36-6589) [10-6-1,92]          (36-7601) [4-0-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GORAN KOBLINZ                  BUNCH OF BULLETS
MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)            STILLMATIC (630)
(36-7559) [15-28-0,73]         (36-7592) [11-7-2,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)         18
2. ORDER (635)                 10      SERPENTS HOLD (629)
3. STILLMATIC (630)             6      Unchartered Team
4. PORN IN A BARN (551)         6
5. DEVIATION (632)              0      ORDER (635)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ORDER (635)                4   0  0  100   1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)  9  4 3
 2/ 3 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       86  33  2 72.3   2/ 2 STILLMATIC (630)          7  1 1
 3/ 2*MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)   9   4  3 69.2   3/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)       4 10 0
 4/ 4 STILLMATIC (630)          56  26  2 68.3   4/ 5*ORDER (635)               3  0 0
 5- 5 DEVIATION (632)           31  17  1 64.6   5/ 4 PORN IN A BARN (551)      3  3 0
 6/ 6 PORN IN A BARN (551)      51  54  4 48.6   6/ 3 SERPENTS HOLD (629)       3  6 1
 7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)      271 338  9 44.5   7- 6 DEVIATION (632)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 729): COLOSSEUM HALLS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 612): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 734): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 706): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 730): BUZZ KILL of HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 725): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 734): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 718): VENUS of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 720): CRUSHING BRATZ of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 719): DONEGAL of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 685): ETHER of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 674): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 667): VEAL MARSALA of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 618): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 563): CARELESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 611): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 729): CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 612): DELINQUENTZ (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 734): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 706): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 730): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 725): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 734): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 718): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 720): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 719): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 685): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 674): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 667): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 618): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 563): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 611) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 729): COLOSSEUM HALLS of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 733): MIKE COLALILLO of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 705): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 730): BUZZ KILL of HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 734): CAT-IN-THE-HAT of UNDER JOLLY ROGER (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 717): EL PRESIDENTE of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 720): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 719): LUCIANA of THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
               (turn 718): STOUT of BREAKERS (Lord Z, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 685): ETHER of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 666): NO LIMIT HOLD-EM of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in JHANS a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  So 
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  MIDDLE WAY 17 stable has parlayed 
this turn's 2-3-0 into a 4 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 3rd 
place.  Good work, guys!  And let's see, ITHACA NOVUM fought PRIVATE 9 and gained 19 
points and contributed to MIDDLE WAY 17's 2-3-0.  PRIVATE 9 has lost to ITHACA NOVUM, 
falling 15 points, while helping make MEDAL OF HONOR J11 a 1-2-1 turn.  The attempts 
to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and ETHER remains JHANS' top warrior for 
another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their 
losing fighters do dishes at Lucas Lounge until they win.  Maybe?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, JHANS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in JHANS again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE TRICK PONY 6589          10   6  1    92       PORN IN A BARN (551)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE MIC 7580                 12   0  0   119       STILLMATIC (630)
-HAY RIDE 6305                16   4  0   103       PORN IN A BARN (551)
-THE FLYEST 7549              15   5  0    98       STILLMATIC (630)
-SERPENTITO 7542              10   1  0    92       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FEELING MINNESOTA 7569       11   3  0    88       DEVIATION (632)
-20TH CENTURY FOX 7567        11   4  1    84       DEVIATION (632)
 BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592        11   7  2    76       STILLMATIC (630)
 GORAN KOBLINZ 7559           15  28  0    73       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
 JONZ KLEE 7574               13  26  0    68       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KERN 7601                     4   0  0    63       ORDER (635)
-VENOM 7529                   11   9  0    59       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARDEN 7619                   7   2  0    56       SERPENTS HOLD (629)
 ORVAL PAYNE 7582              9  26  1    54       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-MEGATRON 7568                 5   1  0    48       DEVIATION (632)
 BOLDIN 7625                   5   2  1    34       SERPENTS HOLD (629)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SSG 8 7634                    2   1  1    27       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-WHISKERS 6701                 3   1  0    25       PORN IN A BARN (551)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ITHACA NOVUM 7648             1   0  0    19       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)
-DA1 7635                      2   0  0    18       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
-SGT 1 7632                    2   0  0    15       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)
 PRIVATE 9 7633                2   1  1     8       MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DALLAS HILLARY 7637           2   1  0     7       MIDDLE WAY 17 (612)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PFC 4 7631              1  2 1 MEDAL OF HONOR J 637 BOLDIN 7625           686   
HILDRETH LAMONT 7521    8 38 0 MIDDLE WAY 17 612    BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592 684   
STUD 7647               0  1 0 PORN IN A BARN 551   SSG 8 7634            686   
DEAD 7646               0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 629    KOBOLD ENFORCER       686  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Ether. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way

One-three is actually BETTER than one-four, even if some of my mathematically
challenged teammates don't think so.  And there was nothing "unbelievable" about my
victory, either.  Prejudice in the Commission office is the only reason the steward
said that. -- Dallas Hillary

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAD was butchered by KOBOLD ENFORCER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ETHER vanquished GORAN KOBLINZ in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
ONE TRICK PONY luckily beat BUNCH OF BULLETS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title duel.
GARDEN was narrowly defeated by JONZ KLEE in a unpopular 9 minute one-sided fight.
ORVAL PAYNE was vanquished by KERN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BOLDIN luckily killed PFC 4 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
PRIVATE 9 was defeated by ITHACA NOVUM in a 2 minute beginner's melee.
SSG 8 slaughtered STUD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DALLAS HILLARY was overpowered by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   4 -  2      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        20 -  12 -  1      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  33 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 686 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ONE TRICK PONY 6589        10   6  1   92 PORN IN A BARN (551)
AIMED BLOW       BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592      11   7  2   76 STILLMATIC (630)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  KERN 7601                   4   0  0   63 ORDER (635)
TOTAL PARRY      GARDEN 7619                 7   2  0   56 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOLDIN 7625                 5   2  1   34 SERPENTS HOLD (629)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GORAN KOBLINZ 7559.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BUNCH OF BULLETS 7592.  The ten other most popular fighters were ONE TRICK 
PONY 6589, ITHACA NOVUM 7648, PFC 4 7631, GORAN KOBLINZ 7559, KERN 7601, BOLDIN 7625, 
PRIVATE 9 7633, SSG 8 7634, DEAD 7646, and ORVAL PAYNE 7582.

The least popular fighter this week was JONZ KLEE 7574.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GARDEN 7619, DALLAS HILLARY 7637, STUD 7647, ORVAL PAYNE 7582, DEAD 
7646, SSG 8 7634, PRIVATE 9 7633, BOLDIN 7625, KERN 7601, and GORAN KOBLINZ 7559.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ETHER (36-7552) STILLMATIC (630)